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Back around New Year’s, faux-lesby Russian pop duo t.A.T.u. were posing all sexy-like for Moscow Maxim, and now Yulia and Lena have a new album coming out complete with controversial (I’ll assume) new video for the first single.

Now I don’t have the first clue what is supposed to be taking place in this video, mainly because I don’t speak Rooski, but other than the obvious social commentary that witnessing a hot chick being executed by firing squad is always a good excuse to party, there is one other feature of this clip that allows it to transcend all language and speak directly to the soul of any human being…

FUN FACT: The third President of the Russian Federation, Dmitry Medvedev, was just inaugurated on May 7.

The Chronicles of Narina sequel opens today, and pouty archer Anna is back as eldest sister Susan Pevensie.

I must not have been paying attention in the first movie, because I don’t remember Miss Popplewell being quite as busty on the silver screen as she appears in various public appearances from 2006 to present.

Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, Anna will turn 20 in December.

Trachtenbabe has been out and about quite a bit since she landed the bad girl role on Gossip Girl.

I’ve never seen an episode of GG on The CW, but Justin recently told me he was downloading some.

What a girl.

The tattooed Transformers hottie and recently named Sexiest Woman in the World by FHM was photographed topless (sorta) during the filming of her new movie Jennifer’s Body, written by Oscar-winner Diablo Cody as the follow-up to her surprise hit Juno. Here’s the plot synopsis:

A newly possessed cheerleader turns into a killer who specializes in offing her male classmates. Can her best friend put an end to the horror?

Megan’s best friend in the movie is played by Amanda Seyfried. Maybe she’ll take it off as well.

ps. Pasties FTL.

Horrible pictures but BOOBS!!!!!!!!!

From Italian Vogue:

They don’t look as super puffy as before for some reason…?!

UPDATE: Pics replaced with better quality scans!

Teh Duffster was at the same event where Scarlett showed off her new rock. Only Hilary was showing off something else that is rumored to be a fairly recent acquisition…her new rack?

Some gossip blogs are speculating wildly that Hilary has had some chestal enhancement, but I’m not so sure I see anything more than the judicious use of tape and a good underwire bra.

So what’s the verdict?

Anyone notice something different about Scarlett in these pics taken the other night at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala? No, I’m not talking about the tousled hairdo. Look at her left hand (assuming you can avert your gaze from her cleavage). Notice the big hunk of isometric-hexoctahedral latticed crystallized carbon on her ring finger?

That’s right, Scarlett is off the market. She’s engaged to Ryan Reynolds (lucky girl!)

If Justin wasn’t already married, I bet he’d be crying bitter tears of jealousy right about now.

Over Ryan…in case that wasn’t clear.

These pictures need to be more like these Jojo pictures.

During my web wanderings, I stumbled across a couple sex scenes from this odd looking movie that Ellen did back in 2004 (she was 17 at the time). And they aren’t even with other girls!

Don’t look to me for explanations as to why her head is half-shaved in one scene, or wtf is actually going on in this film. You can attempt to find some answers at the movie’s official site.

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Aw…little Dakota is growing up so fast.

She turned 14 at the end of February, and her controversial movie Hounddog is set to open in 500 theaters across the US on July 18th.

The pics are from a Lupus LA benefit she went to last Thursday night and the baggage claim area at LAX earlier this year.