6 10 2017

I just got this e-mail. This is sad :(

Dear AIM user,

We see that you’ve used AOL Instant Messenger (AIM) in the past, so we wanted to let you know that AIM will be discontinued and will no longer work as of December 15, 2017.

Before December 15, you can continue to use the service. After December 15, you will no longer have access to AIM and your data will be deleted. If you use an email address, your email account will not be affected and you will still be able to send and receive email as usual.

We’ve loved working on AIM for you. From setting the perfect away message to that familiar ring of an incoming chat, AIM will always have a special place in our hearts. As we move forward, all of us at AOL (now Oath) are excited to continue building the next generation of iconic brands and life-changing products for users around the world.

You can visit our FAQ to learn more. Thank you for being an AIM user.

The AOL Instant Messenger team

I have many fond memories of using AIM as a means of communication between all the people that used to come here back in the day. This was like between the year 2000 up till 2011 at least. Since then, more and more people just stopped using AIM. Towards the end, i was just mostly using it as a way to talk to Angelbaby and Smash. Eventually, everyone stopped using it guess.

I’m guessing people maybe started using Skype more? Or Facebook Messenger? I never really got into Skype or Messenger. I do use WhatsApp though.

Every once in a while, i do log on to AIM just to see if there’s anybody still on there. It’s usually just 2 or 3 people. Just logged on a couple minutes ago and it’s just one dude on (Hey there Chris Tilton!).

I still rock my “whore” buddy icon (a picture of Suzi with a lollipop? i think? with the word whore on it. she made the icon herself if you’re wondering. she’s totally not a whore).

I actually still have chat logs for pretty much EVERYBODY i’ve ever spoken to on AIM. I could probably pull up a random chat log with you in it if you ask me to.

I think one of the more memorable things about AIM for me was when people thought my screen name was Avril Lavigne’s.

14/12/03 10:59 AM
Bunnykisses713: hey
Auto response from psykotik2k: who are you and why am i on your buddy list?
Bunnykisses713: im rachel and cause u r avril lavighne

14/12/03 10:50 AM
Valid8tedprking: hey avril, whats up?
Auto response from psykotik2k: who are you and why am i on your buddy list?
Valid8ted prking: my cell is on if you wanna talk 577 5829

Fun times.

There’s this game on PC (and Mac), which is essentially an AIM simulator, and it’s so fucking good. Like seriously, play this game if you haven’t already. It’s called Emily is Away (and there’s also a sequel, Emily is Away Too). You can download the first game for free (steam link here) but the second one you have to pay for (totally worth it though IMO).

Really worth playing. The nostalgia trip is insane.

Anyway, RIP AIM. On December 15 2017 at least. It’s still up for now. But it’ll be the end of an era.

You were the best messaging app. A lot happened on AIM, lots of friendships and relationships. Lots of good memories and good times. I’m actually sad!

I fixed the old forums!

10 07 2017

Holy shit! I managed to recover part of the old (TJNR) forums from between 2004 – 2006!

And it’s pretty much fully functioning! Like 99% of it (had to disable signatures because most of them were in HTML and phpBB3 doesn’t allow html tags in sigs. Posts with html tags are also broken. Oh and i haven’t figured out how to convert avatars yet, if it’s even possible)

But hey!

Fuckin’ mid 2000’s all over again in there! You won’t be able to use your old password but you can use the ‘i forgot my password’ thing to get a new one (delivered to whatever e-mail address you used back in ’04/’05/’06 hahaha). Or you could contact me to reset it.

Anyhow, it’s pretty much all there where it last left off at the time. My memory is a bit hazy but this was probably around after i left TJNR and brought back what was left of the backup of the forum i had at the time.

It was never meant to be as big as it was before (TJNR has split off and become it’s own thing), and really, the only reason i brought back what i had left of the forum was because; for a period of time, this website was using the IPB forum to show all the front page posts (2004 – 2005). I actually converted those posts back as wordpress posts but couldn’t convert all the comments that were left. So the only way to read the comments (which, face it, is really what made this site so entertaining back in the day) was to have the forum back up.

But time wasn’t so kind to the MYSQL database and the forum completely broke. But after lots of searching for forum converters dating back to the early/mid 2000’s, i somehow managed to revive the old IPB board as a phpBB3 board.

The other forum that eventually came to be, which never reached the heights of the old TJNR forums back when i used to run it, is still around. It covers the time period of 2006 – 2016.

Anyhow, the both forums are all fixed, updated and fully functional. If anybody ever wants to use them. If anything, it’s a trip just going back and seeing posts from internet people from 10+ years ago.

I fixed the pedo counter!

6 07 2017

Goddamn i missed that thing.

The script broke a while back. Like, a coupla years back. Had to remove it since it wasn’t working. And i never bothered to fix it. Well, mostly because i didn’t have access to the backend to actually fix it but now i got it fixed!

It’s never going to ever show numbers in the hundreds anymore (like back in the day) but at least it’s functioning. Probably need to have javascript enabled on your browser for it to work. Maybe.

Here’s an old screenshot of the site from 2003 when this place used to have hundreds of people on here at any given time.

Is it bad that we joke about pedos and being pedos on here?

(Yes. It is bad and we should feel bad.)

Holy shit i actually have access to the backend of the site again

4 07 2017

So. For like, probably, the last couple of years, i haven’t actually been able to access the backend of this website or even FTP stuff onto the server. It’d been so long since i last logged into there, my webhost actually changed management and all my logins and passwords and shit got changed and i never bothered to get all my new login details sorted out.

Long story short, i finally got my request to reset my passwords all done today and i now have access to my own website again.

It’s been so long since i’ve actually seen the files that i have hosted on the server, i nostalgia-ed HARD. Holy shit. It’s like stepping into a time portal to the mid 2000’s.

Anyhow, there’s this one page i had made back in the day where i put up testimonials about the site from the readers at the time and how they came to find out about the site and why they stuck around as regular visitors and damn, looking back at what people were saying; this was a pretty awesome site. At the very least, i’m glad people were entertained by it.

Anyway, go have a look for yourselves. It’s probably been just as long for you as it’s been for me since we last actually saw this page. It even still has the previous layout.

Nostalgia is the damnedest thing.

Betty and Veronica

2 06 2017

First of all, what the fuck. The last post was in November 2016? And it’s now June 2017? Shit, time flies.

I had the weirdest dream the other day. I dreamt i was playing a Betty and Veronica point and click adventure game (probably like the ones Telltale makes, which by the way, Tales from the Borderlands is like, their BEST game) on the Nintendo Switch and i guess i was in some house, a bedroom i think? with Betty and Veronica in there and i’m like calling out to them, like, “Hey check out this Betty and Veronica game!”, to Betty and Veronica.

But not the comic Betty and Veronica. This was Riverdale Betty and Veronica, Lili Reinhart and Camila Mendes.

And oh boy do i have a crush on Lili Reinhart. Ended up just lying in bed with Betty and Veronica playing a Betty and Veronica game and then i fucking woke up. But damn it was nice while it lasted. That Lili Reinhart though.



I think it’s because she reminds of Amber Heard and you know how much i love Amber Heard. She’s on my Bang List 10 after all. A list i still have finished.

I should finish it. Someday.

Next post? Maybe in 2018? Ha ha ha.

Your first celebrity crush

14 11 2016

Now, i can’t say if she was my first ever celebrity crush but she was definitely one of many. In the 90’s, i actually had a subscription to Bop and The Big Bopper. There was this one poster of Alyssa Milano that totally did it for me. This was before that phase were she started doing those stupid skin flicks. Those stupidly fappable skin flicks (thank you Embrace of the Vampire).

Anyway, i remember always wanting this poster. I wanted it so bad. Never actually sent away for one but it’s never left my mind. Thinking about first celebrity crushes brought back memories of this so i decided to see if there were any high res images of it on the googles. This was the only thing i was able to find.

Fuckin’ Bop and The Big Bopper.

Tell me your first celebrity crush so i can go on another nostalgia trip.

Tonight was a good night

12 09 2016

So i was watching this retrospective video on the old Flash TV series from 1990 (on this pretty awesome Youtube channel, give that dude a sub a binge watch on nostalgia like i’ve been doing) and i notice in one of the clips from one of the Trickster episodes; this chick (that played Trickster’s sidekick, Prank) that i remember totally having a crush on in the 80’s and early 90’s and i’m like WOAH it’s her, what’s her name, i gotta know her name. And more importantly, has she ever done any nude scenes.

So i hit up the googles and type in ‘The Flash Trickster Girl’ and click on the first link (to IMDB).

Clicked around checking out the cast list trying to find her name. But wouldn’t you know it, her name isn’t listed and her headshot is nowhere to be found on the IMDB cast page for The Flash (1990).


So ok, IMDB is a bust. Either that or i just didn’t look around hard enough. But fuck it. So i try the google images route. Put in the same search terms and BINGO. First image has her in it. Clicked on the image and BAM, her name is in the picture caption. Corinne Bohrer. So that’s her name. Checked out her IMDB right after that.

Then i saw that she was in Vice Versa, this pretty awesome Fred Savage flick from like 1988, which i remember i had taped on VHS off of a TV broadcast back in the day. Really fun movie. Must’ve watched it like dozens of times.

So anyway, nostalgia sinks in and i’m like ohhh yeahh, i remember her in that movie and i remember thinking she was cute. Vice Versa was a movie i watched a lot as a kid and had always had a crush on her in that movie, never even knowing or remembering what her name was, probably because like the internets didn’t even exist yet or something and how the hell was i supposed to look her up?

I guess the opening credits probably would’ve helped but 8 or 9 or 10 year old me (must’ve been a few years or so after theatrical release since it was on broadcast TV when i taped it) actually bothered to read the opening or closing credits. But whatever.

So anyway, IMDB lists off a bunch of stuff she’s been in. Oh cool she was in Valley Girl? Never actually seen that movie but i’ve definitely heard of it. Saw that she did a few TV commercials too. Neat.

So it’s off to Youtube. Typed in Corinne Bohrer and first clip i see is from Joysticks (1983), a movie where she played a valley girl. Like, woah!

And her in a McDonalds commercial! Goddamn, she’s cute. So fucking would.

Some dude even recently uploaded a clip of her in a Clorox Bleach commercial like a month ago! (August 18 2016)

Dude probably had the same crush i did on her too.

How old is this commercial? She looks fucking fine. Still would.

Then i hit up the trailer for Vice Versa.

What a great movie. And Corinne is cute as fuck in it.

And then i hit up a clip of her as Prank from The Flash. Might as well check her out again in that. Seeing as it was what set me off to search for her.

Mark Hamill before the Joker. Corinne pretty much doing a Harley Quinn. Awesome.

Ok so enough of this. I know her name. Watched a few clips of her from back in the day. Now the important question:

Has she ever been nude? Whaddaya say Mr. Google?

Oh snap. It looks like she has. And hot damn, there’s a clip of her on Celebrity Movie Archive? A site that i’m actually a member of and still have some download credit on? Fuck yeah.

And OH SHIT. She did FULL FRONTAL? That’s like, the best kind of nudity. That’s like, SUPER nudity. And her boobs DO NOT DISAPPOINT. They’re pretty fucking nice.

And that. Is the usual process of when i wanna find out the name of chick i remember crushing on from back in the day. And whether she’s been nude.

The internet is great.

Corinne Bohrer’s boobs are great.


27 02 2015

Holy shit it’s 2015.

And looking back, there were only 5 posts in 2014! LOL what the fuck!

Don’t get your hopes up, the site is still technically dead for all intents and purposes. Who knows how many posts there’ll be for 2015.

Anyhow, let’s do something new for once. For the 3 of you out there who still come here. Let’s do an AMA, like on reddit except not on reddit.

FYI, as dead as the site may be, i actually still get notifications anytime anybody leaves a comment. And for those of you who still do, you have my sincere thanks and gratitude for taking the time to come here and keep this site somewhat alive.

So anyway, yeah, let’s see what happens. Ask me anything in the comments and i’ll get around to answering what i can.

Since there’s probably only like 3 people who ever read this post, feel free to ask lots of questions even!


31 08 2014

Please release them all. Please.

Aly and AJ Michalka, Aubrey Plaza, Abby Elliott, Avril Lavigne, Amber Heard, Brie Larson, Candice Swanepoel, Cara Delevigne, Emily Ratjakowski, Farrah Abraham, Gabrielle Union, Hayden Pannettiere, Hope Solo, Hillary Duff, Jenny McCarthy, Kayley Cuoco, Kate Upton, Kate Bosworth, Keke Palmer, Kim Kardashian, Kirsten Dunst, Krysten Ritter, Lea Michele, Lizzy Caplan, Mary Kate Olsen, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Rihanna, Scarlet Johansson, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Wynona Ryder, Alison Brie and Dave Franco.

This is just a sampling of the names from this mashable article. The full list is apparently longer!

I need to see the bolded ones. I NEED TO.


13 05 2014

This post is about The True Boob.

Credit to Bobos? who posted the Lacey Shabear True Boob analysis in the comments of the last post. That True Boob writeup is truly the greatest piece of investigative journalism i have ever read.

What is The True Boob?

Our mission statement: The motivation of the boobologist is to know what they look like. If we say we love boobs, we must love the boob, not the bra. A chest covered in rigid material that shapes the shirt over top is an illusion. And just as eternal life sells religion, cleavage is the trojan horse of a deceptive bustline. Don’t be fooled, no matter how sweet its nectar may look. It’s always better to know the truth. Let’s go and discover the true boob together.

The True Boob speaks to me. Because i love boobs.

As you know, Shabear is in my top 10 of people i want to bang. Despite the conclusion of the article which pretty much says that the Shabear pics from her Maxim spread are full of push up bra/possibly photoshop LIES, Shabear still remains in my top ten regardless.

I almost feel conflicted about someday being able to see her bare boobs, like how we did with Scarlett Johansson, to ultimately be disappointed if they didn’t live up to the imagination. Oh God that would be the worst.

I’d probably still fap, but DAMN, i don’t want to be disappointed! Like, i’ve only fapped twice to the Scar Jo pics! Twice! Now that’s how you measure disappointment.

Anyhow, great analysis of Shabear boobs. Wish there were more of that.

Wait what? There’s more?!

Why yes!

It isn’t just a once off thing and there’s actually a series of these True Boob investigative pieces! Huzzah! Only 4 at the moment but i’m pretty sure there’ll be more in the future, HOPEFULLY.

So far, there’s a True Boob on Jessica Alba (EURGHHH… Angelbaby would like this though)

There’s one on Katy Perry (OH YEAH BONER)

And one on Lindsay Lohan (……)

The Lohan one is pretty depressing when you start thinking about how awesomely booby she was 10 years ago way back in 2004 (which this very website seems to be stuck in). Lohan in 2014? Man, what a waste.

That said, i still fapped to her in that stupid movie she did where she got her boobs out.

This is a pretty accurate depiction of that fap.

You can keep checking back here for more True Boobs.