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Angelbaby should get these for her car.

Because she’s reportedly a girl and all ^_^

I Love Carlashes™!

A little late to the party but a buddy of mine mentioned the title of this movie a coupla days ago but i never really thought about looking it up for myself. All i had to go on it was the title. The Human Centipede.

Anyhow, i was surfing the internets today and somehow stumbled upon the poster for the movie in an internet forum thread.

Hum. Interesting.

A quick Youtube search later and this:

WHAT IS THIS AND IS IT WORTH WATCHING?

Trailer for Darren Aronofsky’s creepy-looking thriller about ballet (lol wut) featuring Mila Kunis stalking and kissing Natalie Portman.

Do want.

When asked about the kiss in an interview, Mila tried to downplay it…

“It’s two girls making out, and guys have a thing for that. And Nat is like every guy’s dream. She’s a nerd’s idea of heaven. The whole thing is silly, but I can see why people care.”

Ya, this movie will be so awesome. So awesome that it deserves an Oscar nomination for best picture and more YEAH!

I tried to get Angelbaby to watch this 9 minute preview of Piranha 3D but she was being such a girl and didn’t want to. What a girl.

Anyway, the stupid youtube uploader disabled embedding for the video so you’re gonna have to click here to watch it (if you haven’t already, the clip has been out for about 2 weeks now). The gore on display in this movie is ridiculous. Like Saving Private Ryan beach landing levels of gore plus more. So awesome. There’s boobs too.

Rated R for sequences of strong bloody horror violence and gore, graphic nudity, sexual content, language and some drug use.

Anyhow, once you’ve seen that, you need to check out this hilarious interview with Ving Rhames about the movie. The guy is laugh out loud crazy.

I’m probably risking my facebook friendship with her for putting this up without her knowing but i think it’s just too funny not to.

Took this screencap a coupla weeks ago a few hours after she first posted the photo. The comments made me chuckle.

She’s actually a pretty cool chick judging from the few facebook messages i’ve exchanged with her. Anybody else from here a ‘friend’ of hers?

Justin’s fapping arm is already in a sling by now, but in case the rest of you missed these pics of Little Miss Punk losing her top in the Malibu surf, here you go…

Gotta give props where they are due…nice booty, Avril.

Another teen queen just had a birthday. T-Moms turned 17 and I don’t even want to think about how that celebration went down. Maybe something like the video for the second single from her band, The Pretty Reckless.

Even the album cover for her band’s debut album is causing a commotion…

While she was still sweet sixteen, Taylor gave an interview to Disorder magazine, where she dropped the following wisdom when asked about her love life:

She also grins when asked if she’s single, and replies that she is, that she’s not into guys, waits a beat, then adds she’s not gay but just bored of men and her best friend is her vibrator.

YA RLY.

You’ve been a bad girl, Taylor…go to my room.

Lots of coo stuff was shown at Comic Con as usual, but I think this is what I’m most psyched to see next year, and I imagine many of our loyal readers will be equally intrigued.

Emily Browning FTW! ^_^

Oh, and some old chick named Carla is also in this. You’re welcome, Justin.

That sound you heard last week was thousands of pedos jumping off the Selena train when she turned 18 on the 22nd.

Other than becoming legal in all 50 states, Miss Gomez had a busy few days, with appearances on Letterman and Jimmy Fallon as well as the premiere of her new movie, Ramona and Beezus.

Next up on the jailbait countdown? Selena’s BFF, Demi Lovato, set to turn 18 on August 20.