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Dakota’s got spirit, yes she do! Dakota’s got spirit, how ’bout you?

About a year ago, we first got to see Miss Fanning cheering for her Hollywood high school, and each new fall brings football and football brings cheerleaders. The difference this year is that Dakota was named Homecoming Queen. Yay! ^_^

It’s amazing to realize that Dakota is a 15-year old starlet who is actually (gasp) acting like a 15-year old, unlike peers such as Taylor Momsen who seem desperate to grow up as fast as they possibly can. You only get to be young once, it’s an experience that too many take for granted.

/soapbox

In my estimation, Amber is an underrated hottie. So it’s good to see her getting a little exposure with a photospread in the November issue of British FHM.

You can check out Miss Heard in a brief appearance in Zombieland, which also features the yumby Emma Stone, and is a fun, fun movie. Amber has a more substantial role in the remake of The Stepfather, and she was recently at Planet Hollywood in NYC to promote that one, so I figured I’d throw in a few of those candids.

Here’s a few hi res pics (and some mid res) from the spread that Maxim’s #1 Hottest Woman of 2009 did for the October issue of GQ.

I realize it’s not much, but the pickins have been pretty damn slim lately, unless you’re into Lohan nip slips, topless Lily Allen or Tubby Britney in a bikini.

THE DAY WE FINALLY GET TO SEE EVA AMURRI’S TITS.

HER GLORIOUS GLORIOUS TITS.

HOLY SHIT.

AS I SAID BEFORE IN THE COMMENTS FROM THE LAST EVA POST:

MOTHER DAUGHTER FAP SESSION TONIGHT CONFIRMED.

I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER CENSORING THIS THUMBNAIL HER TITS ARE TOO GREAT.

HD VIDEO LINK HERE (thanks gruxxxxx!)

AMAZING.

THE ONLY THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY TOP THIS IS IF CHRISTINA HENDRICKS GOT HER TITS OUT OH MY GOD.

Still a relative dearth of celeb material, but here’s some pretty pics of Petra Nemcova for anyone who likes that sort of thing.

Suzi was always a Petra fan, but who knows if she ever visits the site anymore…

I miss Suzi. :(

Yeah, we’ve been in another pretty dead period for material. I guess I could start posting paragraphs of text like somebody, but I won’t subject everyone to that.

So instead, here are some hi res pics from the “Wake Up with Megan Fox” photospread that was in Esquire this summer. Some of you might recognize these from the tiny versions that were on numerous other sites.

Did anyone see Jennifer’s Body? Anyone??

Guess who had an early birthday party in Vegas this weekend?

The Shabear turns 27 (yes, you read that right) on September 30.

Here’s a sneak peek at Eva Amurri’s stripper role in season 3 of Californication.

BOOBS AND BUTT. BOOBS AND BUTT.

THIS IS GOING TO BE SO GOOD.

I can’t be the only one excited for Amanda Seyfried’s upcoming nude scene in Chloe right?

“I’m playing a prostitute in my next movie,” Seyfried explains, a tad nervously. “Everybody gets to see my…well, I’m sure full-on nudity couldn’t ruin a career, but it is a bold move.” – Cineplex

FULL ON NUDITY. FULL ON NUDITY. FULL ON NUDITY.

Wow at the Michael Bay haters in the Megan Fox comments. How in the world can anybody NOT think Michael Bay is awesome? He makes some of the most awesomest movies ever! Heck, he’s even got TWO movies in the Criterion Collection! Armageddon (i almost cried when Bruce Willis died) and The Rock!

Michael Bay is so awesome i’ll tell you how awesome he is. Let me list out the ways:

1. Michael Bay is