CHLOE MORETZ

11 03 2014

Girl, you give me boners.

How old are you again?



I KNEW IT

14 02 2014

Ellen Page is a lesbian!

Always thought so and now she’s made it official.

In a speech at the Time to Thrive conference Friday, actress Ellen Page came out as gay. “I’m here today because I am gay,” she told the audience of LGBT youth at the Bally’s Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.

Would still give her the D.

Also, i’m not ashamed to tell you that i totally fapped to her digital naked likeness from that Beyond: Two Souls game on PS3.

I’m uploading a video of it right now (her ‘naked’, not me fapping). Check back here in half an hour or so for the link.

UPDATE: Here’s the video!



I LOVE THIS IMAGE SO MUCH

24 12 2013

It’s almost timeless!

And then you think about how far Lindsay Lohan has fallen.

But happier times in 2004!

Lacey Chabert is so low profile, you never hear anything about her in the news. I didn’t even know she was in the November issue of Maxim this year.

There’s a video!

God damn she is so fetch.

(it’s gonna happen)

Also, is this what i think it is?

Hey so i got a PS4 over the weekend. Add me on PSN, Psyko_2000.

Happy holidays everyone!



LOL WUT

17 12 2013

I find it somewhat amusing that i have Wendy Calio following me on twitter.

I guess only people with kids who watch the Disney Junior channel will know who she is.

She’s cute on the show and i would totally bang* her.

Speaking of bang, i think she looks better with bangs. And i normally hate chicks with bangs. But it suits her better than when she doesn’t have them. Kinda like Zoe Deschanel.

RELATED: The Five Hottest Children’s Television Personalities (Wendy is #4 on this list)

(*would bang but would not put her in my bang list 10. which i’ll probably never get around to finishing, at the rate i’m posting, on this supposedly already dead site.)



HELO THAR

20 08 2013

So Avril has a new album coming in September.

Sigh…

avril kissin winnie

Yep, that’s exactly what it looks like. Avril is kissing Winnie Cooper. Because being a lesbian is SO PUNK. Here’s the rest of the video…

Yeah. So that just happened.

You’re welcome, Justin.



Alison Brie & Gillian Jacobs

16 04 2013

I’m certain that the photoshoot the Community girls did for GQ back in 2011 has been seen by everyone, but somehow I missed out on the video shot at the same time that didn’t hit the interwebs until the next year.

Yumb.

In a pleasing coincidence, Esquire just did a shoot/interview with Alison which hit the web yesterday.



WHACK-IT BRACKET

22 03 2013

Forgive the shameless shilling but i think this is worth sharing. So Mr. Skin is doing this Whack-It Bracket thing which will determine who has the best boobs ever based on user voting.

You’ll UNFORTUNATELY have to sign up (for free) to vote but even if you don’t, it’s worth a look just to see who’s going up against who.

Here’s what the bracket looks like. WHO WILL WIN.

And right off the bat, they’re already pitting 2 out of my 10 ‘Bang List 10′* chicks against each other. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHICH ONE TO VOTE FOR.

I’m just interested in seeing how it all pans out. Champion will be decided on April 7-9.

Click to see the match-ups.

*I swear i’ll finish off that list. Someday.

Just to recap, my Bang List 10 so far:

Amber Heard (who is also in one of the brackets!)
Lacey Chabert
Kristen Bell

And i guess i already gave away Jennifer Connelly and Carla Gugino but i’ll do proper posts for them someday. SOMEDAY.



Look who’s back!

19 03 2013

College Humor decided to make a 3-part Dora the Explorer live-action series with Ariel Winter. Squee!

Dora: “I haven’t needed a babysitter since the third grade!”
Diego: “That was last year!”

o_O



This is for Justin

20 02 2013

I told Justin that I would post some sexy Chobot pictures (he is in love with her) unless he wrote a new post.

So here goes. These are the sexiest, most recent, pictures I could find to share.

Hawt
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It’s time to guess that butt!

6 02 2013

WhoDis
Large Version: http://www.smashy.net/DLT/WhoDis_Large.jpg

Edit: Added a few links to pictures revealing the rest of her.
http://www.imagebam.com/image/8a65b6235980333
http://www.imagebam.com/image/c0b9fc235980347
http://www.imagebam.com/image/561855235980431
http://www.imagebam.com/image/7ee63b235980506