BANG LIST 10: KRISTEN BELL

14 12 2011

ADORABLE. So Fucking Adorable.

How can anybody not like Kristen Bell?

How can anybody not have her in a top 10 list?

Go watch Veronica Mars and come back and tell me she’s not top 10 material. No tits? No matter. SHE’S CUTE. I love boobs as much as the next guy but i can forgive the lack of boobage on a chick if her face is appealing enough. And in my eyes, Kristen Bell is SUPER appealing.

What she lacks in the chest area, she more than makes up in being FUCKING ADORABLE.

Like how she is in this scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. TOO CUTE.

Oh Kristen…

I was watching one of my Avril Lavigne concert DVDs a while back and my wife was like “I think i know why you like her so much – she looks like Kristen Bell”.

And she does, sorta.

Find a picture of Kristen and Avril smiling, cover the top half of their faces and they practically have the same smile. They also have pretty much same body too. True story.

Avril isn’t cross eyed though.

Bell has strabismus, which affects her right eye. She inherited it from her mother, who had it corrected as a child. Bell claims that if she does not get enough sleep, it aggravates the ailment. She calls her right eye “Wonky”.

This.

Chicks with wonky eyes, they really intrigue me for some reason. I’m always imagining what it’d be like to look a wonky eyed chick in the eyes while banging them and them being all wonky eyed and all. LOL. What the fuck that’s so fucked up.

I love you Kristen Bell.



BANG LIST 10: LACEY CHABERT

5 12 2011

Man, it is REALLY hard trying to find recent pics of Lacey Sha-Bear (or Chabert, if you will). She hasn’t exactly been in the limelight a lot these past coupla years, opting to do smaller roles in smaller movies and stuff.

She’s also probably the only chick from Mean Girls who HASN’T gotten her tits out in one way or another.

So fetch.

She’s come close though, showing a lot of side-boobage in that one flick, whatever it’s called.

But she’s never actually gotten the goods out fully. And i’m starting to think that she never will..!

She’s doesn’t seem to mind doing ‘adult’ roles on film. Like the time when she played a chick who got upset because nobody wanted to take a shit on her chest for example. And then there’s this flick she did, Pleasure Drivers (which i haven’t seen), where she’s doing all sorts of crazy things like

Lacey Chabert lying in the passenger seat of a car as she silently rubs herself and masturbates while a guy talks and drives around without noticing her doing it.

and

Lacey Chabert dancing seductively for a guy and giving us a nice look at her sexy stomach before she removes her tanktop to reveal a black lingerie top and then crawling across the floor and getting on top of him where she grabs her breasts briefly and starts to undo his pants.

but then never actually getting naked! WTF!

She was also in some movie called Thirst, with scenes where she was in a yellow bikini a lot. Which somebody had the good sense to edit and mashup into a Lacey Sha-Bear/Phoebe Cates video.

Even her FHM spread from 2007 was relatively tame.

I’ll tell you what though, she’s definitely hiding a fucking damn fine set of jubblies under there.

Fucking Lacey Chabert… what a cocktease.

Classy.



BANG LIST 10: AMBER HEARD

30 11 2011

Ok so over the next coming 10 posts, i’ll be posting chicks that would probably be in my top 10 chicks i would wanna bang if given the chance in real life.

Or in my dreams.

More likely in my dreams.

But funnily enough though, no matter how much i try, it’s really hard for me to dream of a banging specific chicks. I think of it easy, but to actually fall asleep and dream of doing it with them, it just doesn’t happen.

In fact i can’t even think of a time when i’ve actually dreamt of banging anybody in my top 10. What the fuck dreams. Let me dream of banging my top 10 goddammit! So it’s not just in real life that i can’t bang these chicks, but i can’t even bang ’em in my goddamn dreams? What a load of bull.

But given the chance, these 10 chicks would be the ones.

Starting with…

Amber Heard.

Good God, this chick is hot. So so beautiful.

She’s also a lesbian but who cares. Helps that she’s always naked in almost every movie she does. I remember seeing Amber for the first time in that All The Boys Love Mandy Lane movie. That was like in 2006.

Look at this woman. I say GAT DAAAMN. How can anybody not be into her? Or at least want to bang her. It’s impossible. Unless you have an aversion to incredibly hot women. You’d be crazy. I’m not crazy. I want to bang her.

Even as a brunette she’s hot. Anybody here seen The Informers? I haven’t. But i have seen all the good parts. The good parts where she’s like completed naked. Which is probably like for the entire movie i think but i wouldn’t know. She’s completed naked in all the parts i’ve ever seen of that movie though and that’s good enough.

Anybody else a fan?



Betty and Veronica

2 06 2017

First of all, what the fuck. The last post was in November 2016? And it’s now June 2017? Shit, time flies.

I had the weirdest dream the other day. I dreamt i was playing a Betty and Veronica point and click adventure game (probably like the ones Telltale makes, which by the way, Tales from the Borderlands is like, their BEST game) on the Nintendo Switch and i guess i was in some house, a bedroom i think? with Betty and Veronica in there and i’m like calling out to them, like, “Hey check out this Betty and Veronica game!”, to Betty and Veronica.

But not the comic Betty and Veronica. This was Riverdale Betty and Veronica, Lili Reinhart and Camila Mendes.

And oh boy do i have a crush on Lili Reinhart. Ended up just lying in bed with Betty and Veronica playing a Betty and Veronica game and then i fucking woke up. But damn it was nice while it lasted. That Lili Reinhart though.

<3

#TeamBetty

I think it’s because she reminds of Amber Heard and you know how much i love Amber Heard. She’s on my Bang List 10 after all. A list i still have finished.

I should finish it. Someday.

Next post? Maybe in 2018? Ha ha ha.



LOL WUT

17 12 2013

I find it somewhat amusing that i have Wendy Calio following me on twitter.

I guess only people with kids who watch the Disney Junior channel will know who she is.

She’s cute on the show and i would totally bang* her.

Speaking of bang, i think she looks better with bangs. And i normally hate chicks with bangs. But it suits her better than when she doesn’t have them. Kinda like Zoe Deschanel.

RELATED: The Five Hottest Children’s Television Personalities (Wendy is #4 on this list)

(*would bang but would not put her in my bang list 10. which i’ll probably never get around to finishing, at the rate i’m posting, on this supposedly already dead site.)



WHACK-IT BRACKET

22 03 2013

Forgive the shameless shilling but i think this is worth sharing. So Mr. Skin is doing this Whack-It Bracket thing which will determine who has the best boobs ever based on user voting.

You’ll UNFORTUNATELY have to sign up (for free) to vote but even if you don’t, it’s worth a look just to see who’s going up against who.

Here’s what the bracket looks like. WHO WILL WIN.

And right off the bat, they’re already pitting 2 out of my 10 ‘Bang List 10’* chicks against each other. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHICH ONE TO VOTE FOR.

I’m just interested in seeing how it all pans out. Champion will be decided on April 7-9.

Click to see the match-ups.

*I swear i’ll finish off that list. Someday.

Just to recap, my Bang List 10 so far:

Amber Heard (who is also in one of the brackets!)
Lacey Chabert
Kristen Bell

And i guess i already gave away Jennifer Connelly and Carla Gugino but i’ll do proper posts for them someday. SOMEDAY.



TL;DR, LOL

27 01 2013

So it’s pretty safe to say that this website as it once was, is dead now.

Actually it’s been pretty dead for quite a while now.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012!

31 12 2011

Did you know there were only a total of 59 posts made on this site in the entire year last year? (LOL?)

Also, is it a coincidence that almost one year ago today, i posted and .gif of Katy Perry and wanting to motorboat her and my last post was also about Katy Perry and me wanting to motorboat her?

IT’S LIKE WHOAMG.

By the way, any bets on whether i’ll actually finish that Bang List 10 of mine sometime this year? (LOL?)

(yes, the postdate says 31/12/11 but it’s already 2012 where i am in Asia -_-)

HAPPY NEW YEAR ANYWAY!



WE’RE ON THE FACEBOOKS

14 12 2011

So i actually made a DLT facebook page like months ago in August but never actually published it.

Like, what would i even do with a DLT facebook page? I barely even do much with the actual site as it is LOL.

Well, i finally published it just for the hell of it. Curious to see how many likes it’ll get.

Probably just as much as the number of posts that actually appears on this site per month, AMIRITE?

I swear i’ll get back to my Bang List 10 soon.



LINDSAY LOHAN

9 12 2011

If this was 2004, this would’ve probably been the most greatest thing ever.

Also, if this was 2004, Lindsay Lohan would’ve probably also been in my Bang List 10 (which i will continue listing probably after this post!)

(Probably!)


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