Renee Zellweger

19 12 2003

Yeah. I’d do the fat Renee.

Personally, i always thought that Jerry Maguire Renee was the best Renee. But between Bridget Jones Renee and Chicago Renee, i’d do Bridget Jones Renee. Potato face notwithstanding.

I wonder how she made all that weight go into her breasts…

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  • Author : Justin
  • Date : 19 December 2003


14 responses to “Renee Zellweger”

    19 12 2003
  • 1.  radish01001 (16:32:19) :

    yeah I liked the jerry maguire renee too..oh well
    now she kinda creeps me out…

    • 19 12 2003
  • 2.  smash (16:32:47) :

    psykotik2k: posted!!!!!
    sm4shy: STOP RUINING CELEBS YOU FUCK

    • 19 12 2003
  • 3.  pangwinking (16:47:02) :

    She gained that weight for her next movie…bridget jones’s diary 2…

    • 19 12 2003
  • 4.  Umgawa (17:36:10) :

    What the fuck is Renee Zellweger doing with that guy from the White Stripes? Fuck, even I’m better looking than that guy.

    • 19 12 2003
  • 5.  Derek (20:53:42) :

    i like plump renee MUCH better. i like girls with a little meat on their bones…none of that anorexic supermodel bullshit… give me a REAL woman anyday!

    • 19 12 2003
  • 6.  NGEddie (22:17:48) :

    I’d take Chicago Renee.
    I like the idea of slapping them around and them not fighting back.

    just think
    Thrust, Thrust, Crack <- sound of her pelvis shattering

    ok - thats too sick even for me… I take it back

    • 19 12 2003
  • 7.  lizzi (22:38:01) :

    that makes me sad. she doesn’t look very healthy in either of those pix.

    • 20 12 2003
  • 8.  RobertBruce (03:12:03) :

    I LOVE the December picture. Full lips, big boobs, and looking healthy. I dont like sex with skeletons thank you very much.

    • 20 12 2003
  • 9.  smash (07:54:40) :

    kvl…

    You watch Bridget Jones Diary. Yup, when she porks out, her ass explodes with cottage cheese.

    • 20 12 2003
  • 10.  kvl (09:44:04) :

    Bridget Jones Diary?….does that movie kinda… you know, suck super huge amounts of ass?

    And ass like cottage cheese? eewwwww….me thinks me going to hurl
    well a bit of ass liposuction or something could fix that problem, but i still like the bigger boobs and not-stick figure.

    • 20 12 2003
  • 11.  ASL (10:40:21) :

    God, she’s ugly.

    • 20 12 2003
  • 12.  kvl (12:13:24) :

    fat Renee is definatally better. Bigger boobs, she doesn’t have bones poking through her skin… whats not to love? its just more cushin for the pushin’. i’d like to see how her ass has changed personally, because the only possible downside is if she got an ass as big as a truck as a side effect of getting fatter.

    • 21 12 2003
  • 13.  Messenjah (02:55:02) :

    ASL is right. Stop. Think about it. She’s a dog. Maybe if you put a bag over fat renee… no wait.. she’s still uglier than sin.

    • 22 12 2003
  • 14.  reckless (05:18:26) :

    Shoot her in the face.
    Everyone will be happy.
    Do it now.

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