Return Of The King*

Well shit. My site is back up. I was kinda hoping that it wouldn’t be back til like after new years or something so that i could get away with not having to update the site for a week. Hohoho. There goes that idea.

Anyhow, if you hadn’t already noticed, the site was down for about 3 days. I managed to rape my bandwidth again. I have no idea how. I figured i’d be able to get by alright this month. Wasn’t like i’d been hosting any huge bandwidth raping files or anything. I guess my site’s just that DARN good of a read* *.

TheGammaddict: your site is famous
TheGammaddict: you are like a modern day Gandi
TheGammaddict: maybe you should go onto the Screen Savers
psykotik2k: i’ve seen cat schwartz’s boobies
TheGammaddict: kinky
TheGammaddict: Morgan Webb has nice legs…
psykotik2k: have you seen cat schwartz’s boobies?
TheGammaddict: i think so
TheGammaddict: not impressed
psykotik2k: arent they all going to be in playboy or something?
psykotik2k: girls of tech tv
psykotik2k: i read that somewhere. maybe on cat’s blog.
TheGammaddict: hmm
TheGammaddict: linkage..
psykotik2k: http://www.catschwartz.com/
psykotik2k: it was a while back
psykotik2k: http://www.catschwartz.com/archives/000027.html
TheGammaddict: wow
TheGammaddict: *drools*

Here are some pics of both Cat Schwartz AND Morgan Webb. Topless. For those of you who have been living under a rock.

Note: I’m not quite sure if the Morgan pic is really her. Could just be a lookalike. But if it is, who cares. Just pretend it’s her.

Anyhow, i picked up Return Of The King on DVD a coupla days ago. I still haven’t watched it yet. And i probably won’t until it finally comes out on DVD (officially) next year in August.

This remind me of the time when i bought Fellowship on VCD and didn’t even see it until it actually came out on DVD that next year. I ended up throwing away the VCD without ever even watching it. So for the record, i only saw Fellowship in August 2002. And The Two Towers in August 2003. I’m planning on watching Return of the King in August 2004.

I will be the last person on earth who hasn’t watched Return Of The King by then.

XxPapErdOlLcUtxX: hi avril
psykotik2k: hullo
XxPapErdOlLcUtxX: is this really her?

I think someone has been telling people that i’m Avril again.

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* am i talking about me or the movie? you decide.

* * (tongue planted firmly in cheek)

32 thoughts on “Return Of The King*

  1. Ok, I’ve never heard of either of these women…I feel lame.

    #1 | Comment by smash — December 29, 2003 @ 4:37 pm

  2. lame.

    #2 | Comment by Justin — December 29, 2003 @ 4:58 pm

  3. wow, Morgan fucking Webb. She makes watching X-play bearable, instead of that jackass Adam Sessler.

    *beats off*

    #3 | Comment by Chav — December 29, 2003 @ 5:11 pm

  4. I don’t think that’s her…oh well.

    #4 | Comment by Bubba — December 29, 2003 @ 6:03 pm

  5. I bet my version is better than yours. 🙂

    #5 | Comment by radish01001 — December 29, 2003 @ 6:49 pm

  6. EEEHm… whats tech tv? does that sound stupid?

    #6 | Comment by WP — December 29, 2003 @ 7:20 pm

  7. tech tv is tv channel for nerds. http://techtv.com

    cat is on ‘call for help‘

    morgan is on ‘xplay‘

    nerds all over the world (that get tech tv) think they are hot and want to do them.

    #7 | Comment by Justin — December 29, 2003 @ 9:12 pm

  8. HA!

    Love the subject line. hehe.

    #8 | Comment by Amy — December 29, 2003 @ 9:23 pm

  9. i think that’s probably the best subject line i’ve thought of this year.

    oh yeah, the story of how those cat pics got out. it’s very interesting.

    /nsfw/cat/

    #9 | Comment by Justin — December 29, 2003 @ 9:34 pm

  10. I saw LOTR3. It was extremely dissapointing.

    #10 | Comment by ASl — December 29, 2003 @ 9:49 pm

  11. I think it’ll be more likely that if you do ever end up on TechTv it’ll be on "Unscrewed with Martin Sargeant" which tends to be more the show who invites more of the humor and bloggy sites (Maddox from maddox.xmission.com has been on twice… the clips should be online somewhere)while Screen Savers has more Tech savy types talking about techniques on Photoshop or something. Thats right, I watch TechTv… does that qualify me as a nerd?

    #11 | Comment by Guizhang — December 29, 2003 @ 10:23 pm

  12. "Thats right, I watch TechTv… does that qualify me as a nerd?"

    Yep. Nerd! Hoo hoo hoooo!

    #12 | Comment by Bubba — December 29, 2003 @ 11:03 pm

  13. I miss TechTv 🙁

    #13 | Comment by bligityblah — December 29, 2003 @ 11:51 pm

  14. Haven’t seen TechTV in over two years (or so), but I heard they changed Adam Sessler’s show after his co-host left into the crappy X-Play.

    #14 | Comment by Dranakin — December 30, 2003 @ 4:26 am

  15. We have TechTV at college, and we just leave it on that channel 24/7. Adam Sessler used to SLAUGHTER games, and tell the truth without all the bullshit, but now that Morgan Webb is on the show, he acts like a complete idiot. Morgan Webb’s jokes/antics are usually bearable, and sometimes even funny, but Adam’s are just stupid.

    But, about 1/10 episodes, he will say/do something that makes you wonder why he doesn’t have his own talk show. But that’s about it.

    At least they still tell the truth about videogames and aren’t biased….

    #15 | Comment by BlueMax — December 30, 2003 @ 5:36 am

  16. I’d bang er, er both of em 🙂 uhm, at the same time?…….on viagra and X!…

    #16 | Comment by Tyreas — December 30, 2003 @ 6:27 am

  17. You guys are in-fucking-sane. Granted Cat and Morgan are hotties, but Jessica Corbin is the hottie of all TechTV hotties. Those pics on her profile and on her site don’t do her justice at all though.

    #17 | Comment by Rich — December 30, 2003 @ 11:15 am

  18. Never heard of TechTV or either of those girls untill i read this. But that story of how the topless pics came to be found is funny and informative.

    #18 | Comment by kvl — December 30, 2003 @ 1:14 pm

  19. Jessica Corbin ain’t that hot.

    #19 | Comment by Dranakin — December 30, 2003 @ 1:33 pm

  20. Morgan Webb is pretty hot. I’ll bet she’s a kinky lil’thing too.

    #20 | Comment by grud — December 31, 2003 @ 1:10 am

  21. Never seen Tech TV (in UK 🙂 )

    Is Will Wheaton’s show on Tech TV?

    #21 | Comment by NGEddie — December 31, 2003 @ 2:59 am

  22. And on the subject of RotK – it was damn awsome.

    That needed to be said to balance out all the fools out there that just cant get enough of anonymous criticising.

    #22 | Comment by NGEddie — December 31, 2003 @ 3:03 am

  23. Yes, we still get Star Trek 🙂

    #23 | Comment by bligityblah — December 31, 2003 @ 3:46 am

  24. If she ain’t hot, then i guess you think your grandmother is.

    #24 | Comment by rf — December 31, 2003 @ 12:34 pm

  25. I’d guess that is not Morgan Webb as she has perfect (read: fake/capped) teeth and the girl in the picture clearly does not.

    The Cat pics are nice tho.

    #25 | Comment by Kei Ian — January 1, 2004 @ 2:31 pm

  26. Those might not be Morgan Webb’s breasts, but they are pretty nice, so I can’t complain. Why isn’t Justin on Tech TV?

    #26 | Comment by grud — January 3, 2004 @ 3:50 am

  27. How exactly do you view the photos? All badinagoodway.reallysuckass.com links are all pR0n sites with no relevence to the post. Help. /me need b00bies.

    #27 | Comment by The Goat — January 3, 2004 @ 12:06 pm

  28. Haha, sorry Justin. But I would have to say the most famous blogger might be Maddox.

    I know people who have heard of him but not of you.

    #28 | Comment by Alexhawker — January 3, 2004 @ 11:31 pm

  29. ive never heard of either of this women. Im lame, or maybe you are lame for knowing who they are…..

    #29 | Comment by vass — January 4, 2004 @ 12:48 pm

  30. you’re lame because you don’t have techtv. =]

    #30 | Comment by rf — January 4, 2004 @ 12:51 pm

  31. i wish i was maddox =(

    #31 | Comment by Justin — January 6, 2004 @ 5:59 am

  32. im sad could someone plaese and i am begging please send me these photos of morgan webb i am begging please if i dont see them i am going to die plz send my e mail is magetatheman@aol.com

    #32 | Comment by nerdcommander2005 — February 21, 2004 @ 6:16 am

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