16 thoughts on “Scarlett Johansson”

1. 

   I’d boink her. Twice.

   #1 | Comment by tyreas — January 26, 2004 @ 2:34 pm

2. 

   fuck twice. shit, those ARE golden globes. pun intended. she is FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!I could hit her wherever she is ow thanks to those huge boner inducing pics.

   #2 | Comment by Barlow — January 26, 2004 @ 3:01 pm

3. 

   HAHAHA nice barlow…
   anyway did anyone see renee zelwegger last nite? Is she filming for Scarlet Jones Diary again cause she’s the plumper (and hotter) Renee. If anyone has pics post em’ please

   #3 | Comment by applesandgrits — January 26, 2004 @ 3:40 pm

4. 

   I was at the golden globes and she let me squeeze her round, firm, smooth breasts to my delight.

   True story.

   #4 | Comment by radish01001 — January 26, 2004 @ 4:30 pm

5. 

   i could possibly foresee scat in my future if all women were as good looking as her.

   #5 | Comment by scentless — January 26, 2004 @ 6:27 pm

6. 

   not quite poretastic, but close

   #6 | Comment by bill — January 26, 2004 @ 6:40 pm

7. 

   I don’t like her.

   #7 | Comment by ASL — January 26, 2004 @ 6:48 pm

8. 

   pores?? it’s all about the globes this time!

   i mirrored the image just in case

   #8 | Comment by Justin — January 26, 2004 @ 7:00 pm

9. 

   i actually have a bunch of jlo globe pics. but i dunno. she kind of looked like crap at the globes. but hey, check out those pokies!

   jlo 1
   jlo 2
   jlo 3
   jlo 4
   jlo 5
   jlo 6
   jlo 7
   jlo 8
   jlo 9
   jlo 10

   #9 | Comment by Justin — January 26, 2004 @ 7:10 pm

10. 

    ahhh. since justin seems to have trouble remembering the "focus" of this site.

    Let me help you – http://www.xyecocob.net/voleyball/index.htm

    #10 | Comment by sexcrazedweazel — January 26, 2004 @ 7:43 pm

11. 

    bah…never liked jlo, i like HER ASS though. not her, just that ass. cut the ass off, put it on scarlett, so that way she’d be even hotter. then NASA oculd just climb my huge boner to mars. hell, if i jacked off, i would be the first person on mars, in about 200 places!

    #11 | Comment by barlow — January 26, 2004 @ 8:36 pm

12. 

    Scarlett! God she is sexy as hell. I want to do bad things to her that would make a normal man blush. I dont like how her hair is right now though.

    #12 | Comment by RobertBruce — January 26, 2004 @ 9:33 pm

13. 

    yeah me neither. definitely not into the juliette lewis do. but she’s still hot!

    #13 | Comment by Justin — January 26, 2004 @ 10:10 pm

14. 

    damn she is hott i would do dirty dirty things to that girls

    #14 | Comment by The DarK One — January 26, 2004 @ 11:14 pm

15. 

    And she can act – she should have won best supporting actress…!

    and yeah – renee zelwegger has started shooting Bridget Jones 2

    #15 | Comment by NGEddie — January 27, 2004 @ 4:29 am

16. 

    i’m just glad that trash compactor named jennifer covered her fat fu*&ing ass this year.

    #16 | Comment by scentless — January 27, 2004 @ 9:56 pm