Mmmm… Monica

26 02 2004

I’ve said it once before and i’ll say it again: Monica Bellucci is the most gorgeous woman on the face of the earth. Look at her. Damn. And she’s almost like what? 40? (well, she’s actually 39 to be exact).

When i think of the word ‘perfect woman’, Monica Bellucci comes to mind.

HOT.

(Okay i may be just a little bit biased due to the size of her breasts)


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74 responses to “Mmmm… Monica”

    26 02 2004
  • 1.  Messenjah (11:06:56) :

    mmmhmmm…proud to have the first comment on this one

  • 26 02 2004
  • 2.  skatertom (11:16:43) :

    proud to be second…
    I started noticing her since the 2nd Matrix movie came out. She plays the girl besides the french dude, who’s got the keymaker…she is very hot…any more pics of her?

  • 26 02 2004
  • 3.  smegma (11:18:59) :

    She’s 39?? MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!

  • 26 02 2004
  • 4.  [p] (11:38:55) :

    Now we’re talking. She is definitely the personification of ‘woman’. I just saw "The Brotherhood of the Wolf" - friggin’s sweet movie. I can’t believe it’s been out so long and I just saw it.

    Has anyone else seen it?

  • 26 02 2004
  • 5.  skatertom (11:39:42) :

    does she have any kids? because if not, then it doesn’t make her a MILF, but I get the point :-).
    Anyway, all I ever heard is that a better way to learn to cook is, with old pots…

  • 26 02 2004
  • 6.  [p] (11:45:26) :
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  • 7.  BMitt (11:59:32) :

    Older women are the best teachers! I had a 38 year old(my best friends aunt) when I was 19. Lets just say they know what they like and what you will.

  • 26 02 2004
  • 8.  BMitt (12:02:56) :

    Oh, by the way, I took someone’s advice(Justin maybe?) and switched to Netscape from Int Exp. GOOD ADVICE! It’s alot better!

  • 26 02 2004
  • 9.  stacia (12:44:50) :

    No, go to Mozilla, you fools.

  • 26 02 2004
  • 10.  Formalhaut (13:04:42) :

    I wont use anything but Mozilla…lets me surf for Monica faster and better…hehe

  • 26 02 2004
  • 11.  Will (13:17:42) :

    yea…she’s ok.

  • 26 02 2004
  • 12.  bligityblah (13:24:40) :

    w00f!!!

  • 26 02 2004
  • 13.  Random Hero (13:29:08) :
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  • 14.  rob g (13:33:41) :

    brotherhood of the wolf is pretty cool, i just was expecting more action from it. it was good-just different than what i expected. and yeah monica bellucci is pretty damn hot. ive been scoping her for years in some of the italian movies that i watch.

  • 26 02 2004
  • 15.  [p] (13:47:49) :

    Yeah I didn’t know what to expect when renting it. I heard it was dubbed and kinda groaned. But I was pleasantly surprised. It’s better going into a movie expecting the least - although I knew Monica would sweeten the experience.

  • 26 02 2004
  • 16.  ogred (14:17:53) :

    she is hot and i want her calander

  • 26 02 2004
  • 17.  embus (14:24:11) :

    Mucho Hot.

    Thank you so much ogred. That made my morning.

  • 26 02 2004
  • 18.  dammit (14:38:53) :

    Ill call her mummy anyday - I wonder if her eggs are still fertilize cause I wanna make babies with her.

  • 26 02 2004
  • 19.  dammit (14:39:06) :

    Yes I want to breed

  • 26 02 2004
  • 20.  ogred (14:50:36) :

    ur welcome

  • 26 02 2004
  • 21.  Random Hero (15:26:04) :

    any of those pics in hi-res or just bigger?

  • 26 02 2004
  • 22.  jackass (15:33:16) :

    Whoa. She’s definitely in the running for hottest woman ever.

    It’ll take a lot for her to dethrone Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, and Jaime Pressly in my mind… but whoa.

  • 26 02 2004
  • 23.  ogred (15:33:50) :

    i have about 20 high res ones ill send the zip if anyone wants em, or if i find a place to upload them

  • 26 02 2004
  • 24.  ogred (15:44:37) :

    heres some good pics i found dl it while its still there
    http://www.angelfire.com/yt3/ogred/monica.zip

  • 26 02 2004
    26 02 2004
  • 26.  scentless (16:30:47) :

    i’m not attracted to this beast in the least.

  • 26 02 2004
  • 27.  xrzdwxl (16:39:21) :

    a clear indication that you’re gay.

  • 26 02 2004
  • 28.  scentless (16:57:49) :

    i can’t be gay if i want to bend amanda bynes over her own knees and take the skin boat to tuna town.

  • 26 02 2004
  • 29.  KB (17:06:20) :

    That picture from GQ is the hottest of her. Its such a tease cause you can just see a few cunt hairs poking out above the water. Oh man, now I wanna jump her

  • 26 02 2004
  • 30.  tyreas (17:23:35) :

    aside from the fact the GQ pic is a fake lol

  • 26 02 2004
  • 31.  majewjaborian god (18:06:06) :

    if you cant tell the GQ pic is fake your a fuckin idiot just look at the neck it doesnt fit onto the body

  • 26 02 2004
  • 32.  WhamJack (18:41:29) :

    Umm…that GQ pic is real. It’s from a 2001 calendar of hers. Check it out on GQ’s Italian site (bottom of the page):

    http://www.gqonline.it/cont/030gqg/021hom/

  • 26 02 2004
  • 33.  pangwinking (19:09:45) :

    I agree with scentless.

  • 26 02 2004
  • 34.  xrzdwzl (19:18:08) :

    scent. at least your boyfriend pang is defending you. btw. bynes is a she-male.

    lol. if you can’t tell the GQ pic is real your a fuckhole.

    ty jack.

  • 26 02 2004
  • 35.  Dex (19:53:27) :

    The GQ one is fake, but the pic IS real. Just photoshopped to look like a magazine cover.

  • 26 02 2004
  • 36.  sheesh (20:28:20) :

    since we’re splitting hairs.

    http://www.fametown.com/fams/monicabellucci/GQ_Special_Monica_Bellucci.jpg

    is a GQ "Cover" to a 2001 italian calendar featuring Monica Bellucci.

    It is GQ. It is not a fake. It is not a cover to GQ. It is an italian edition.

  • 26 02 2004
  • 37.  embus (20:32:57) :

    mmmm so many nudes, so little time…..

  • 26 02 2004
  • 38.  jeremy (20:39:39) :

    hey no one has posted the best monica bellucci pic ever taken

  • 26 02 2004
  • 39.  Dionysus187 (21:21:31) :

    Yeah shes hot. Just for a cock tease shes in a foreign movie getting it on with a boy who appears to be like 14 years old (softcore of course). Not sure if the ones I found was two scenes or one split into two movies. Its pretty hot but not jackable in my opinion.

  • 26 02 2004
  • 40.  Formula1 (21:22:19) :

    long time reader, first time poster.
    J you are right on the money here friend;
    gayness has to be a factor if you don’t find this woman hot…like fire

  • 26 02 2004
  • 41.  applesandgrits (21:41:20) :

    mmm…boobies

  • 26 02 2004
  • 42.  Random Hero (21:48:44) :
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  • 43.  applesandgrits (21:50:41) :
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  • 44.  Dead Sanity (22:01:12) :

    I ain’t all that picky but if she’s gonna be the poster girl for Italian women…well then I’ll have spaghetti everyday.

    Good stuff.

  • 26 02 2004
  • 45.  ripcord (22:22:16) :

    whoa…looks like she’s had one too many cream puffs.

  • 26 02 2004
  • 46.  damnITvigile (22:55:59) :

    I saw the "Brotherhood of the Wolf" in theaters and I was blown away by Monica Belluci’s apparent inability to keep her clothes on. She’s just amazing and has my vote for hottest woman on the face of the earth.

  • 26 02 2004
    26 02 2004
  • 48.  azluigi (23:49:15) :

    I first saw monica by mistake on a random celeb site I thank christ i did.I thank christ for alot of things but it seems inapropriate to mention my true prayers and a italian sex goddes. she is trully one of the most beautiful women i’ve ever seen.

  • 27 02 2004
  • 49.  Juice is my friend (01:13:20) :
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  • 50.  thedarkness (01:22:29) :

    whys her nose so fuckin weird

  • 27 02 2004
  • 51.  FXS (01:38:10) :
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  • 52.  AlphaPrime (01:38:28) :

    fake.. the lighting is off

  • 27 02 2004
  • 53.  Dead Sanity (02:03:24) :

    I believe she’s all natural too…kinda hard to believe sometimes. In Matrix Revolutions, in perticular, her breasts were like two mini basketballs in red and black plastic. I first saw her in Tears Of The Sun and I was fuckin’ begging for those funbags to flop out and about (acting wasn’t half bad either). Unfortunately they hadn’t, but thanks to the movie for exposing me to her beauty…the second I got home I was searching for some pictures and was quite pleased with what I found. Long story short, I slept pretty good for the next week.

    Goddamn.
    (shit, I prolly shoudln’t say that anymore since that’s using the lords name in vain…fuck that shit)

    What I would give for one night with her…

  • 27 02 2004
  • 54.  joe (04:27:10) :

    anyone ever seen the movie malena? (where she strips and licks on a 13-year-old boy? that little fuck had her tits rubbing on him at 13. I WISH I WAS EUROPEAN.)

  • 27 02 2004
  • 55.  grud (08:20:42) :

    Monica……yummmmmmm

    She and Eve are my two favoritist females!!!!

    Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • 27 02 2004
  • 56.  AnotherOne (10:00:33) :

    This one’s a real Sarah Michelle Gellar Nip Slip though

    http://www.areafamosas.com/SMG_NIPPLE.jpg

  • 27 02 2004
  • 57.  fred (11:49:43) :

    Bellucci is better then Lewinsky!

  • 27 02 2004
  • 58.  kinkiekitten (12:16:26) :

    purrrrrr.

    Id hit that. ;)

  • 27 02 2004
  • 59.  Lock (12:48:28) :

    aye, MILF

  • 27 02 2004
  • 60.  Lock (12:50:59) :
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  • 61.  drewfus (13:16:56) :

    my newest obsession is Adriana Lima.

    holy fucking crap.
    with those blue contacts, (those eyes can’t be real, right?)
    she looks like leader of the "insanely hot werewolf bitches".

    mmmmm…werewolf bitches….

  • 27 02 2004
  • 62.  oddho (15:52:46) :

    Adriana Lima’s eyes are naturally blue(well, blue/grey if you are picky). That is one of those particular advantages of Brazilian women as the result of mixing amerindian, african and portugese blood. Hell, I have even seen a girl that looked as black as the Bronx but had natural blue eyes.

  • 27 02 2004
  • 63.  gingis (15:59:46) :

    Only posting this because "AnotherOne" started it. This is the clip of Sarah Michelle Gellar’s "wardrobe malfunction" on E!

    http://www.theblog-guh-guh.com/smg01.gif
    http://theblog-guh-guh.com/smgvid.mpeg

  • 27 02 2004
  • 64.  Kei (17:39:55) :

    Yay! Someone posted my url on f.u.ba.r. I’m famous…oh wait, I’m linked on the main page. Nevermind.

  • 27 02 2004
  • 65.  gingis (18:41:33) :

    HAHA *infamous* is more like it. Justin ets busted for all the things on your site. (ie nerd@casey-cam.com)

  • 27 02 2004
  • 66.  shiznitt (19:03:19) :

    i luv Monica Bellucci. She is so voluptuous. I wouldn’t mind if she let me breast feed on those gigantic melons!

  • 27 02 2004
  • 67.  Kei (21:13:11) :

    All the things? We both posted the Casey pics. That makes one thing. As far as him getting busted, I think someone had it out for him. I still haven’t heard from the jerk that lost Justin his host. Not really my fault anyways and it pissed me off as much as it did all regular f.u.b.a.r readers.

  • 28 02 2004
  • 68.  Buddy (03:14:02) :

    Bangbus Passes?

  • 28 02 2004
  • 69.  Dead Sanity (12:19:31) :

    "my newest obsession is Adriana Lima."
    "mmmmm…werewolf bitches…."

    Ditto.

  • 28 02 2004
  • 70.  vhw (12:28:00) :

    No, go to Mozilla, you fools.

    Posted by stacia - 12:44pm February 26, 2004

    mozilla firefox works better (both in linux and windows);)

  • 28 02 2004
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  • 72.  Lock (10:06:03) :

    hahahaha…

    anyone who knows anything about the net is now wa-haaayyyy too busy to comment; way to go dex.

    .. fap fap fap

  • 21 01 2005
  • 73.  ALimaFan (04:20:46) :

    Adriana’s the reason people should MIX more often. Look at what African, Indian and Swiss blood results in…one of the finest women to grace the planet! She’s the hottest in modeling and Halle’s the hottest on the big screen. Stop the hate! Embrace and MIX!!!

  • 16 10 2005
  • 74.  Justin (08:21:07) :

    SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE!!!!!!

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