Would’ve posted these up last night but the site was down. Bah! Anyhow, i guess everyone knows by now that Return Of The King won in every category that it was nominated for. Which is SO awesome. I’m so happy for Peter Jackson. And extra bonus points for mentioning Meet The Feebles and Bad Taste in his acceptance speech. Speaking of which, i need to pick up Bad Taste on DVD someday.

I was hoping that Bill Murray would’ve won Best Actor. I think everybody felt the same way. If only Sean Penn could’ve have tied that category with Bill. Oh well.

Parts that i remember that i loved:

  • Angelina Jolie’s breasts jiggling all over the place as she’s walking on stage. They seem to move at a pace inconsistent with her body.
  • The hint of Scarlett Johansson’s breasts jiggling under her dress as she’s walking on stage.
  • That opening movie spoof montage. Funny funny stuff.
  • The New Zealand running joke.

I’m sure there’s more but that’s all i got for now.

By the way, someone PLEASE murder Joan Rivers. PLEASE. PLEASE! I have no idea why i even sat through and watched E!’s coverage of the red carpet arrivals. Her ‘jokes’ suck and she has the most annoyingly grating voice EVER. I think even her daugher hates her (Melissa Rivers). Thank God for Maria Menounos. Holy shit, did you see her on ABC’s Countdown To The Oscars thing? If not, then here’s a reminder.

59 thoughts on “Oscars!

  1. i will be the first to say those tits make me hard in the pant.

    #1 | Comment by zombielunch — March 1, 2004 @ 3:12 pm

  2. First comment!

    #2 | Comment by Anathema — March 1, 2004 @ 3:12 pm

  3. Dammit! Damn you zombielunch!

    #3 | Comment by Anathema — March 1, 2004 @ 3:15 pm

  4. hey does anyone know any passwords for http://www.lowrisejeansfetish.com its a sweet site…check it out and get some passwords

    #4 | Comment by dude — March 1, 2004 @ 3:18 pm

  5. Hey Justin

    Would you mind putting up the Keegan Connor Tracy vids to download for a little while? (if they arent to large)

    I don’t currently have a credit card and I can’t find them anywhere else.


    #5 | Comment by ZackMan — March 1, 2004 @ 3:43 pm

  6. If anyone has a link to Ahmo Hight in Hotel Exotica, I’d appreciate it. She has a nice body. And Angelina’s boobies jiggling. 🙂

    #6 | Comment by Anonymous Bastard — March 1, 2004 @ 3:46 pm

  7. LOTR wasn’t worth 11 oscars. What do you think?

    #7 | Comment by BrainDMG — March 1, 2004 @ 3:50 pm

  8. Maria is hot, except for her smile. Maybe its just too much lipstick or something but she looks like the Joker.

    #8 | Comment by BMitt — March 1, 2004 @ 3:56 pm

  9. Did anyone else think the oscars sucked last night. Aside from the Will ferrel/Jack Black song, the Ben/Owen, and some hints of nice cleavage, i found it boring.
    I do think LOTR deserved the 11 oscars. If Titanic (one of the worst, most overblown movies ever) can get 11, LOTR deserves the same amount. But it wasn’t just for RoTK, but for the first two films as well. They probally decided to give the award for all 3 films lastnight, at the end of it all.
    I like how billy crystal mentioned scarlett’s rear. There were some good pics of it posted here last week or something.

    #9 | Comment by kvl — March 1, 2004 @ 3:58 pm

  10. Does anyone know how I can get files to play on windows media player using Netscape? I never had a problem in IE, but ever since I changed I just get code when I try to launch a wmv file. The player doesn’t even try to launch? Thanks for the help!

    #10 | Comment by BMitt — March 1, 2004 @ 4:01 pm

  11. it was worth every oscar it got! just like titanic! woo! i love titanic! it’s the bestest! i even have titanic brand shorts. i shit you not!

    Keegan Connor Tracy

    #11 | Comment by Justin — March 1, 2004 @ 4:04 pm

  12. LOTR was worth 11 Oscars. Titanic was NOT worth 11 Oscars. The judges don’t have consistency. Maria would’ve won all Oscars in my book.

    #12 | Comment by ripcord — March 1, 2004 @ 4:05 pm

  13. i remember watching maria on the ‘Channel One’ daily news thing in homeroom class in high school and thinking she was really hot and should get into bigger stuff… then like 2-3 years out of high school she shows up at the oscars… sweet. 🙂

    #13 | Comment by gt69msr — March 1, 2004 @ 4:09 pm

  14. titanic rules! james cameron is the king of the world! 11 oscars for you titanic! huzzah!

    #14 | Comment by Justin — March 1, 2004 @ 4:09 pm

  15. Maria is hot. But she was so damn annoying. So was that stupid dipshit guy she was co-hosting the pre-show with. He was worse. At least she’s hot. He’s just anal waste.

    I was bummed. Johnny Depp didn’t win. He rules.

    #15 | Comment by grud — March 1, 2004 @ 4:56 pm

  16. Anyone have a movie of Angelina Jolie at the Oscars? I wanna see what this whole "body inconsistant with the breasts" thing is.

    If you have anything, leave a message on my message board or IM me: applesandgrits69

    #16 | Comment by applesandgrits — March 1, 2004 @ 4:56 pm

  17. Was it me, or were the chicks that escorted the winners and gave out the Oscars the hottest fucking women there? Especially that tall blond!

    #17 | Comment by Alejandro — March 1, 2004 @ 5:00 pm

  18. Maria looks like Sarah Michelle Gellar, with bigger boobs. She also reminds me of that Theres Something Abour Miriam …. I wonder *checks Maria for Adam’s apple…

    #18 | Comment by dammit — March 1, 2004 @ 5:13 pm

  19. Scarlett was so hot it wasn’t fair last night!

    #19 | Comment by bligityblah — March 1, 2004 @ 5:27 pm

  20. totally unimpressed by LOTR3, but I am also totally unimpressed by any argument that I am wiser than Academy voters.

    #20 | Comment by Discommode — March 1, 2004 @ 6:40 pm

  21. LOTR is a masterpiece. Titanic was clearly not. LOTR was based on on of the best books ever written. Titanic was based on a bunch of cocky white guys on an "indestructable" ship. Yay to Peter Jackson for bringing such a great story to life without sacrificing too much of the original stories integrity.
    Oh yeah, call me a dork, but I think it would be hot if you were boning Liv Tyler and she started whispering Elvish in your ear…..

    #21 | Comment by KB — March 1, 2004 @ 6:53 pm

  22. LOTR3 was not as good as the first two, but since the first two did not win it would have been unjust to give it to any other movie nominated this year, based on scope and achievement alone. And Titanic is a shity movie.

    #22 | Comment by Andrew — March 1, 2004 @ 8:24 pm

  23. Actually, Titanic is a very good movie if and only if you start when Kate Winslet gets naked and go forward from there. That way, you cut out the vast majority of the sappy, poorly-written inexplicable love story and cut right to The Poseidon Adventure, but substituting Kathy Bates for Shelley Winters in the role of the Titanic/Poseidon.

    Start with boobs, end with a big disaster. That, my friends, is the formula for a great movie.

    #23 | Comment by Umgawa — March 1, 2004 @ 8:50 pm

  24. I think you’re on to something here… Perhaps Titanic could be a good movie afterall.

    I’d start when they’re all turning into ice cubes in the water and the bitch hogs the log… then rewind to the boobs, jack off, THE END.

    That is a great movie experience!

    #24 | Comment by dr.einstein — March 1, 2004 @ 9:21 pm

  25. I’m never watching the Academy Awards anymore.

    #25 | Comment by Dranakin — March 1, 2004 @ 9:50 pm

  26. i noticed her during the preshow. Nice rack.

    #26 | Comment by eddie — March 1, 2004 @ 10:18 pm

  27. it was worth every oscar it got! just like titanic! woo! i love titanic! it’s the bestest! i even have titanic brand shorts. i shit you not!

    i bet there’s shit in the shorts, tho.

    #27 | Comment by zombielunch — March 1, 2004 @ 10:53 pm

  28. Unrelated, but this is one hot bitch. http://www.katesplayground.com

    #28 | Comment by j-train — March 1, 2004 @ 11:18 pm

  29. Off subject, but did anyone else watch in horror as the bitch from Average Joe just tore the heart from that poor Bostonian? That made the crucifiction scene in The Passion look like Romper Room. Damn.

    #29 | Comment by boomstickman — March 1, 2004 @ 11:24 pm

  30. I saw some of average joe. I wasn’t paying attention but I think after she chose the guy that reminds me of the blond kid in office space (O face) they started their romantic get together but he broke it off cuz he found out she used to date fabio. It was pretty ridiculous.

    And something we can all use…….. more beautiful women:


    just click on the thumbnail of each model to get their pics. It’s definitely worth while.

    #30 | Comment by ak — March 2, 2004 @ 2:52 am

  31. Daaang! Picture 4 almost gave me a seizure though. 😉

    #31 | Comment by mike — March 2, 2004 @ 3:07 am

  32. hey Justin, Morgan Webb won the Playboy Tech TV poll

    just so you know — here to share the great news.

    man, I can’t wait…

    #32 | Comment by YBLalat — March 2, 2004 @ 3:40 am

  33. uhhh, I dont really like Maria Menounos’s boobs…

    oh well though. Still boobs.

    #33 | Comment by kinkiekitten — March 2, 2004 @ 3:41 am

  34. Holy shit Justin, you’re such a fag. Sure you like some good movies, but that’s bound to happen when you like EVERY fucking movie in existence. I can never trust anything you say about any movie….anymore….any. I’m not even sure I want to buy Azumi anymore, you bastard. 🙁

    #34 | Comment by Bubba — March 2, 2004 @ 3:42 am

  35. titanic was totally ridiculous. I dont know how anyone can like LOTR and Titanic.

    If i wasnt sure before, i KNOW now – justin is just odd.

    I mean, come on!! Titanic??!

    #35 | Comment by sarah — March 2, 2004 @ 4:25 am

  36. Scarlett looked better in ‘Eight Legged Freaks’, lately its been a case of too much make up and bizaar and unnatural hair.

    Anyone find it amusing that Elijah and co. still looked like hobbits ? They had to be all at least a foot shorter than Liv Tyler.

    #36 | Comment by Lock — March 2, 2004 @ 6:52 am

  37. yeah cannot get the idea of them being tiny out my head.. and liv tyler had some weird ass glasses on.. NO FAVOURS!

    #37 | Comment by Jeaneye — March 2, 2004 @ 8:00 am

  38. Hey, LOTR was nominated for 12 Oscars. They didn’t win the Music Editing Category.

    #38 | Comment by Justen — March 2, 2004 @ 9:25 am

  39. J,

    What is Keegan Connor Tracy best known for? I think I recognize her, but I don’t recognize any of her credits on IMDb. Also, the second MPEG wouldn’t play. Thoughts?

    #39 | Comment by RedEye — March 2, 2004 @ 9:34 am

  40. http://www.areafamosas.com/imagenes/BritneySpears_Sport-Feb2004r.jpg

    Dunno about the authenticity of that, but if the goods are kosher, then I spy a Britney nipple.

    #40 | Comment by Lock — March 2, 2004 @ 10:03 am

  41. hey justen with an "e", LOTR was only nominated for 11 awards, hence Steven Speilberg saying "a clean sweep", as in they won all 11 categories they were nominated in.
    only 11 nominations, not 12. you gotta take the time to learn to count.

    and Titanic has only 2 good parts:
    1) Kate Winslet naked
    2) they guy falling off the boat and hitting the propeller on the way down. I was the only person in the theatre to laugh at that part, and i got shushed in the theatre….only time i have ever been shushed in a theatre.

    #41 | Comment by kvl — March 2, 2004 @ 10:07 am

  42. on a completely hotter topic…

    #42 | Comment by kvl — March 2, 2004 @ 10:22 am

  43. theatre?

    everyone’s shushed in a theatre……..

    but then again you wrote theatre, not theater, which means you are either European, British (there be a difference matey), ex-Brit (like me), or colonised……….to wit, I excuse you.

    Another pointless post……I just wanted to use "to wit" in a sentence amd I fucked it up.

    #43 | Comment by Discommode — March 2, 2004 @ 10:29 am

  44. Totally Random, but had to share…

    I don’t know where this came from… a friend had it linked on their profile… What is cooler than scantilly clad women and power tools???

    #44 | Comment by Mr. Skip — March 2, 2004 @ 12:20 pm

  45. Thanks for the vids Justin, but do I need a codec for the 2nd Keegan vid coz I can’t get it to work?

    Thanks again.

    #45 | Comment by ZackMan — March 2, 2004 @ 12:38 pm

  46. Hey ignore that last post I forgot to try it in Quicktime and it works.

    #46 | Comment by ZackMan — March 2, 2004 @ 12:40 pm

  47. Yeah, that kate chick is hella hot.

    #47 | Comment by merr — March 2, 2004 @ 12:59 pm

  48. I have to agree with Justin about Maria M. My GF and I were pondering whether they’re Real or Fake. I’d say fake, because the sides bulge out like fakies, but they seem kind of lopsided or ‘lopsized’ – for lack of a better word – and that certainly isn’t consistent with fakes…

    Anyone? Opinions?

    #48 | Comment by bringthedoo — March 2, 2004 @ 3:01 pm

  49. "Maria is hot, except for her smile. Maybe its just too much lipstick or something but she looks like the Joker.

    Posted by BMitt – 3:56pm March 1, 2004"


    #49 | Comment by Stacia — March 2, 2004 @ 3:26 pm

  50. Justin!!!

    Post some good Scarlett photos. BTW, I heard that she fell into a pool at one of the fancy afterparties. Find me pics of that and I will award you with a suprise. (my scarlett obsession is growing to rival that of my obsession with stal)

    Maria said that the gown she was wearing was worth 2.5 million clams. I want to follow her around and pick up the lost pieces!!

    RotK was the best of the three. All-in-all, the three movies comprised the best motion picture I have ever seen. I would venture to say that we might never again see a movie with the scope and grandeur as LotR.

    #50 | Comment by embus — March 2, 2004 @ 3:51 pm

  51. Hey RedEye, use Quicktime to play to the second mpeg. It works.

    #51 | Comment by ZackMan — March 2, 2004 @ 4:52 pm

  52. hey embus, i don’t know if i heard something different, but i read somewhere that Paris Hilton fell into a pool or fountain or something like that, at a Pre Oscar Party.

    #52 | Comment by Kanibus — March 2, 2004 @ 6:49 pm

  53. It was Paris Hilton. Dont ever get Scarlett and that hobag confused again.

    #53 | Comment by tiddy — March 2, 2004 @ 8:33 pm

  54. Hey Justin…feel free to post this link for everyone, some hi-res scarlett pics from the oscars, even some pores in of of em…


    #54 | Comment by divinitry — March 2, 2004 @ 8:34 pm

  55. Justin…

    New post

    This one bores me.

    #55 | Comment by pangwinking — March 2, 2004 @ 8:42 pm

  56. i’m with pang.


    #56 | Comment by xrzdwzl — March 2, 2004 @ 9:32 pm

  57. Ew. I can see her fucking blackheads in those pics pangwinking… sick

    #57 | Comment by Dex — March 2, 2004 @ 10:06 pm

  58. I never showed you pictures…pull your head outta your ass and realize that it was divinitry that gave the link.

    *shakes head*…this is why I rarely ever post in the comments now…

    #58 | Comment by pangwinking — March 2, 2004 @ 10:19 pm

  59. Your seeing things, I don’t see any kind of blackheads at all. Unless your talking about the blackish dots on the side of the face. But aren’t blackheads on the nose?

    #59 | Comment by Jmah — March 3, 2004 @ 1:41 am

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