Learn something new everyday

I saw an ad for this product on TV and i had this sudden urge to google it and post about it on my site.

It’s a Vaginal Cleansing Film.

It kinda reminds me of those breath strips. The ones that you stick on your tongue. Hehe. If any of you guys (or gals) feel like getting a free sample just for shits and giggles, you can get some here.

psykotik2k: hey
psykotik2k: whats a douche
the feline punk: what’s a douche?
the feline punk: are you serious?
psykotik2k: whats a douche
the feline punk: you are serious.
the feline punk: okay, well, I personally don’t use one
the feline punk: I don’t know very many women that do
psykotik2k: whats a douche
the feline punk: but it’s a gentle cleanser for vagina.
psykotik2k: ok then whats a douchebag
the feline punk: hang on, I’m going to tell you
the feline punk: okay, it works like this: when you buy a douche at the store (such as say, summer’s eve), it comes prepackaged with the douche in a soft plastic container, with special attachements, all of it disposable
the feline punk: the soft plastic container would be the “douche bag”
the feline punk: you insert the end of the attachement in the vagina, and softly squeeze the bag
the feline punk: this flushes the douche into the vagina, thus cleansing it out
the feline punk: now, I’ve always imagined that someone that might need a douche was quite skanky
the feline punk: but some women use it just because they like a good clean feeling
psykotik2k: girls are so complicated
the feline punk: I honestly don’t know ANY girls that use a douche
the feline punk: Many girls claim that a douche can actually cause yeast infections
the feline punk: but nowadays prepackaged douches are already pH balanced so as not to upset your vagina’s natural pH, and therefore will not cause a yeast infection
psykotik2k: vaginas are so complicated

I’m so ignorant.

26 thoughts on “Learn something new everyday

  1. first comment!

    #1 | Comment by joe — March 4, 2004 @ 4:44 am

  2. speaking of vaginal cleansing, did anyone catch brittany daniel on conan tonight?

    i didn’t know they made humans that good looking.

    #2 | Comment by scentless — March 4, 2004 @ 4:49 am

  3. psykotik2k: vaginas are so complicated
    the feline punk: Not really
    the feline punk: I’ve had mine for 21 years, and it’s still working properly
    the feline punk: with regular maintenance, you can keep it working like new.
    the feline punk: Now, get this: some women douche to make their vagina smell like cherries or flowers or some shit
    the feline punk: talk about gross
    psykotik2k: hehe
    the feline punk: … it reminds me of those things at the do-it-yourself car wash
    the feline punk: like, going for the "new car smell" even though your car is like, ten years old and the fender’s falling off
    the feline punk: and who wants to go down on a girl that smells like air freshener?
    the feline punk: I hope nobody.

    #3 | Comment by thefelinepunk — March 4, 2004 @ 4:55 am

  4. brittany daniel is hot.
    she looks like a skinnier version of kathleen robertson.


    #4 | Comment by Justin — March 4, 2004 @ 4:58 am

  5. I love you feline punk!!

    I had no idea that douche was a real thing…

    #5 | Comment by NGEddie — March 4, 2004 @ 5:20 am

  6. Yeah I remember her from Joe Dirt.
    I don’t think she really exists, I think she’s a really good drawing and that it’s impossible to be that hot.

    I wish the artist would draw her in playboy.

    #6 | Comment by radish01001 — March 4, 2004 @ 5:21 am

  7. I always thought douchebag was an alternative insult to scumbag.

    #7 | Comment by Discommode — March 4, 2004 @ 5:43 am

  8. You guys actually didn’t know what douche was? I’m very disappointed…oh well, time to douche my asshole. 😮

    #8 | Comment by Bubba — March 4, 2004 @ 5:50 am

  9. Yes… "douche" is a real thing. It’s actually a French word, which you could probably tell just by looking at it.

    Yes, the French invented just about every horrible feminine hygiene product/routine/practice that we ladies use in normal society.

    Except armpit shaving, apparently.

    Fuck the French. Snail-eaters.

    #9 | Comment by thefelinepunk — March 4, 2004 @ 7:13 am

  10. Actually, the smell of fruit or air fresheners might be a good idea for some women. I would much rather have smelled oranges or berries compared to some of the gross smells i have experienced in the past. Ladies should take care of themselves and that piece of equipment needs high maintenance. I wouldn’t know how to properly maintain the vagina, but women somehow learn how to maintain it. I think its the day when your sitting in gradeschool and they take all the girls into a separate room.

    #10 | Comment by Scott — March 4, 2004 @ 8:35 am

  11. "douche" is french for shower so be careful what you ask for if you’re overseas

    #11 | Comment by preston — March 4, 2004 @ 8:36 am

  12. i’ve already ordered about 4 of them for other people including: 1 ex girlfriend, 1 guy i hate and 2 of my buds a a fucking joke. This is going to be quite funny when they get it.

    #12 | Comment by kvl — March 4, 2004 @ 9:52 am

  13. Brittney Daniels Is A TWIN!

    Her and sis were on Sweet Valley High with a girl that grew up in my home town.

    #13 | Comment by Not Important — March 4, 2004 @ 9:54 am

  14. I know what douche is.

    I’m beginning to think growing up in a house with five sisters was more educational than I realized.

    #14 | Comment by Kei — March 4, 2004 @ 9:56 am

  15. I hate that feeling when my vagina just isn’t ‘deep down’ clean.

    But I cant get these in the UK 🙁

    #15 | Comment by NGEddie — March 4, 2004 @ 9:58 am

  16. I’ll be damned, Brittany Daniel is a twin!

    Her and her sister, Cynthia, were also in Basketball Diaries. And Cynthia was on a episode of That 80’s show. That appears to be all she’s done. (I IMBD’d them)

    #16 | Comment by grey_fox24 — March 4, 2004 @ 11:02 am

  17. Oh yeah, Sweet Valley High. I shouldn’t even know about that show…oh well.

    #17 | Comment by Bubba — March 4, 2004 @ 11:19 am

  18. hmmm…

    I’d have nothing against strawberry flavored vagina. It’s not like the alternative is all that great.

    And quite frankly, I’m sure tons of chicks use it, they’d just be damned to admit to it… sort of like chicks masturbating. Somehow none of them do it, yet they sell dildos in every size, color, and flavor… whatever.

    PS: Bubba, one word. Sphincterine.


    Geez, I feel like your Daddy…

    #18 | Comment by xrzwezl — March 4, 2004 @ 11:33 am

  19. Is Brittany Daniel the girl that plays Anna on The O.C.? Who ever she is, she is hot!

    #19 | Comment by BMitt — March 4, 2004 @ 11:45 am

  20. maybe you boys should suggest that douching is back to those SPS victims. i mean, if fubar is raving about it then you know it’s all the rage.

    #20 | Comment by lizzi — March 4, 2004 @ 4:00 pm

  21. anna on the oc is samaire armstrong i probably butchered her name but it’s something like that.

    #21 | Comment by matt — March 4, 2004 @ 4:20 pm

  22. Dude, if it comes to SPS… then please, douche away.

    #22 | Comment by thefelinepunk — March 4, 2004 @ 11:06 pm

  23. LAST POST!!!

    #23 | Comment by Namey Aliason — March 5, 2004 @ 1:13 am

  24. nah

    #24 | Comment by Jmah — March 5, 2004 @ 2:08 am

  25. omg I didn’t know about douchebags eather, I did know douche was shower, but I never would’ve guessed it meant this. But isn’t doushebag a positive word in this meaning? I mean which guy doesn’t want to clean out a girls vagina?

    #25 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — March 5, 2004 @ 7:08 am

  26. Hmmm… I didn’t really think that "LAST POST" thing through…

    #26 | Comment by Namey Aliason — March 5, 2004 @ 11:57 am

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