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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: you’ll love this
From: Chrisburkett1@aol.comÂ
Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2004 10:58:55 EST
They should really do an NC-17 movie soon.
New York Minute
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Am i the only one who went through the trailer frame by frame during the towel scenes?
Just leaving a comment so I can say this again…
…nerd away!
#1 | Comment by pangwinking — March 12, 2004 @ 1:11 pm
Yes! Rawwwwwk on!
Nerds Away!
#2 | Comment by bligityblah — March 12, 2004 @ 1:11 pm
… hmm
#3 | Comment by stacia — March 12, 2004 @ 1:28 pm
i wish they’d hold auditions for a new internet porn video…. and then i’d show up for the part of their silent fuck partner. I’d give ’em a roman soldier helmet and then grab each one like a bolwing ball….then they’d kick me out and not give me the part….
….little would they know, i’ve been taping the whole thing from a secret video camera that i conviently hid in a pile of coats.
…and then i’d leak that tape out on to the Web before they can get theirs out.
and the first place i’d leak it to would be right here! Justin…look for some exculsive video ….i’ll be sure to have it sometime in the next millenium or so.
are these chicks 18 yet?!?!?! i’m gettin tired of waiting!!
….how bad could jail possibly be?
#4 | Comment by Dope — March 12, 2004 @ 1:31 pm
only 93 more days!
nerds away!
#5 | Comment by Justin — March 12, 2004 @ 1:34 pm
….and Happy Friday to everyone. Hope you all get as hammered as i’ll be tonight….i call it spring training for St. Patricks Day.
#6 | Comment by Dope — March 12, 2004 @ 1:37 pm
moron, they aren’t even hot. Get a life
#7 | Comment by Rush Limbaugh — March 12, 2004 @ 2:42 pm
So how can you tell the difference between Mary Kate and Ashley? I heard that one is taller, and one dyed her hair brunette recently…but which one?
#8 | Comment by Becca — March 12, 2004 @ 3:04 pm
oh yeah….i forgot…they’re ugly, right?
You’ll be judging Miss America again this year, right?
penis.
#9 | Comment by Dope — March 12, 2004 @ 3:08 pm
These girls always look like fish to me. Bleh.
#10 | Comment by RobertBruce — March 12, 2004 @ 3:15 pm
Holy crap….ten minutes on the streets of NYC and some pimp would have them turning $50.00 tricks. That would be a much better movie.
#11 | Comment by grud — March 12, 2004 @ 3:31 pm
Olsen twins playing crack whores….intriguing!
#12 | Comment by bligityblah — March 12, 2004 @ 3:37 pm
seriously, I wouldn’t bang them with the EIB golden microphone nor wank to them on the ditto cam while sitting in the attila the hun chair.
#13 | Comment by Rush Limbaugh — March 12, 2004 @ 3:47 pm
Go take some pills you liar! 🙂
#14 | Comment by bligityblah — March 12, 2004 @ 3:49 pm
so, uh, anybody got some porn?
#15 | Comment by BillyBob — March 12, 2004 @ 4:47 pm
have they ever done a movie where both of them weren’t in it? I’m too lazy to look, but that would be interesting to see who ditched first/who got the first deal. Is one a better actress than the other?
More importantly, does anyone really care…
#16 | Comment by Jeff — March 12, 2004 @ 5:14 pm
wanked
#17 | Comment by dammit — March 12, 2004 @ 5:21 pm
I wonder if the twins comes here …
#18 | Comment by dammit — March 12, 2004 @ 5:22 pm
oh lordy.
dow…jones……..rising……..
#19 | Comment by scentless — March 12, 2004 @ 6:37 pm
I like the stage diving scene myself
#20 | Comment by mmmmmmmm — March 12, 2004 @ 6:47 pm
am i the only one that thinks the olsens are not very attractive?
#21 | Comment by joe — March 12, 2004 @ 6:51 pm
3 words.
STRAIGHT TO VIDEO.
better yet.
WASTE OF BANDWIDTH.
Personally, I wouldn’t f- these chicks with Amy’s dick.
#22 | Comment by xrzdwezl — March 12, 2004 @ 7:35 pm
shower scene? Where?
#23 | Comment by embus — March 12, 2004 @ 8:29 pm
"Personally, I wouldn’t f- these chicks with Amy’s dick.
Posted by xrzdwezl – 7:35pm March 12, 2004"
Hehe…that made me giggle, good job!
nerd away!
#24 | Comment by pangwinking — March 12, 2004 @ 8:33 pm
oh god , that looks like a horrid movie.
really, it just makes me horriblely depressed to know that type of crap is made. At least that lindsey lohan movie about bitchy chicks looks remotly not horrible….. note the use of the word remotly though.
#25 | Comment by kvl — March 12, 2004 @ 8:51 pm
16 is the legal age here in GA…
#26 | Comment by matt — March 12, 2004 @ 8:52 pm
hmmm, fubar field trip to Georgia?
anyone? anyone?
#27 | Comment by dr.einstein — March 12, 2004 @ 9:08 pm
OMG, South Carolina! Legal at 14?! Shame on you… or is that, shame on me?
#28 | Comment by dr.einstein — March 12, 2004 @ 9:13 pm
…and around the world. I know, I know, I’ll stop now. Got a lil obsessed. But I have to think about the future and where Jamie Lynn and I should build our house together.
#29 | Comment by dr.einstein — March 12, 2004 @ 9:40 pm
i wouldn’t fuck them either. i would just make sweet sweet scentless love to their respective boxes.
#30 | Comment by scentless — March 12, 2004 @ 11:03 pm
I used to have that same Metallica ‘harvester of sorrow’ T-shirt.
#31 | Comment by badass — March 12, 2004 @ 11:20 pm
Ok Justin you have to change the counter back to saying pedophiles instead of people if your going to post stuff like this.
#32 | Comment by Jimmah — March 12, 2004 @ 11:34 pm
I wish Bubba had a twin so I could kidnap and make love to him while pretending it’s the real Bubba.
#33 | Comment by Bubba's Biggest Fan — March 13, 2004 @ 1:33 am
hmmmm…. the only actor I found funny was Eugene Levy. The Twin sounds and acted like they did in their TV series. Talk about cardboard cut outs.
#34 | Comment by JMah — March 13, 2004 @ 1:36 am
"Bad girls bad girls,
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do when I CUM on you?
I’m sorry but I find them hott as hell and would definatly risk jail if I was given the chance to be with them.
#35 | Comment by Scorpion — March 13, 2004 @ 1:54 am
Mmmm… towels…
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#36 | Comment by ryan — March 13, 2004 @ 9:09 am
IF they were consenting and gave me the chance to fuck them both but it was for sure i’d go to jail i’d still do it because I’d the only person famous just for fucking twins plus being the Olsen twins. Could build a career off that easily.
#37 | Comment by Olsen twins fucker (pending) — March 13, 2004 @ 9:16 am
These chicks are smokin hot.
Some of you are gay.
I’d bang these chicks in a second.
You all would. Quit pretending.
Be aware. Ski with care.
#38 | Comment by Dope — March 13, 2004 @ 10:43 am
it does! it says pedos on the main page but people on the individual pages. maybe i should change that. make it consistent.
#39 | Comment by Justin — March 13, 2004 @ 12:12 pm
they still look like 12.
wtf happened to the porn?
#40 | Comment by nah — March 13, 2004 @ 2:09 pm
they may be older and have some kind of boobage but they still look like the tween kiddies from Full House
#41 | Comment by rkrispy — March 13, 2004 @ 3:17 pm
They are two 17 yr old idiots who look mediocre to a bit above average. I’m not saying I wouldn’t fuck em, but I wouldnt drive out of state to do it… oogling over them in towels is just plain sad.
#42 | Comment by BwAh — March 13, 2004 @ 6:01 pm
Not in a million years.
#43 | Comment by amy's dick — March 13, 2004 @ 6:09 pm
wow, Simple plan are the epitomy of sell outs
#44 | Comment by Eric — March 13, 2004 @ 6:15 pm
Wow a talking penis, now I seen it all. Yeah I agree with the dick. I mean for people that seen them grow up from Full House to now, it just seems wierd and sick.
#45 | Comment by JMah — March 13, 2004 @ 6:18 pm
Uck. Is it just me, or do they use more eye makeup than Mimi (from the Drew Carey show) and Paris Hilton?
#46 | Comment by Dex — March 13, 2004 @ 6:25 pm
how could this situation possibly ever occur?
Click
#47 | Comment by ryan — March 13, 2004 @ 6:56 pm
Here is the pron…
Stacy’s Mom has got it going on!
#48 | Comment by (b)Beer(b) — March 13, 2004 @ 7:14 pm
towel scenes? nah. but i did rewind that ass-shake about 5 times :p. too bad simple plan sucks balls
#49 | Comment by Dan — March 13, 2004 @ 10:55 pm
Thanks Ryan… not all of us would wait through the gawd awful trailer just for that scene.
#50 | Comment by Messenjah — March 13, 2004 @ 11:12 pm