Yeah yeah

I’ve been slacking off on the pics lately. Been busy with school and stuff. Papers to write up, short films to shoot, haven’t really had the time to construct posts around the pictures that i would’ve posted up (hell, take a look at the last Jennifer Garner pic i posted. no words at all. but then again, like they say, a picture paints a thousand words).

Anyhow, just so you know, those Scarlett pics in the comments section of the last post, i’d been (again) sitting on them for the past two days. I gave Bligs a sneak preview last night.

22/3/04 9:46 PM
psykotik2k: scarlett-pcdoll1.jpg
jfcoggins: oh crap
jfcoggins: we’d do it, then I’d ask her to kill me since life would be all down hill
psykotik2k: scarlett-pcdoll2.jpg
jfcoggins: oh mamma hurt me
psykotik2k: i’m going to post that scarlett pic. yep
jfcoggins: good deal
psykotik2k: i changed my mind!
psykotik2k: maybe tomorrow

I don’t know why i held them off. Oh yeah. It was because i had homework to do (told you i’ve been busy). Of course, there’s no point in me posting them now since everybody’s already seen them. Oh well!

Speaking of sitting on pics…

Subject: Some HQ pics of Christina Aguilerra
From: “Nick testje”
Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 22:27:18 +0100


I’ve been a fan or your site for a long time and when I came across these pics i thought you might want them? I know they arent from Avril Lavigne but Xtina is also nice, atleast I think that way 🙂 U can see here nipplering in these pics clearly. Have fun;

here are the urls:

btw, I have them saved on my harddisc so if the pics are deleted from that server I can resend them to you!

best regards,

…i could’ve posted these up 2 days ago too! But alas, i’m not a Christina Aguairaielaaiaa fan. So you’ll probably never see me posting up pics of her on this site. Unless if she’s like, totally naked or something.

Nude celebrities = interesting

Stupid naked teen internet models/plain jane vanilla porn links that all of you keep posting links to in the comments = zzzzzzzzzz

See, i like my porn to have some semblance of a story behind it. Backstory, circumstance, history, controversy, whatever. Just something to make it interesting.

The difference between nude celebs and internet porn is that internet porn is easy to get. Nude celebs, much harder. Therefore much more satisfying.

But that’s just me.

To: “‘'”
Subject: from embus
From: Embus
Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 14:12:53 -0800

open dir: – Lots of good shots.

The following directory requires that you let me make a post on your site.�This is the greatest shit I have ever seen, and I need to share it with the world:



Subject: Avril, naturally
From: “Marley .”
Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 14:45:50 -0800 (PST)

Hola. This was in the local paper today; thought you of anyone would appreciate it. Dude, she’s even hotter than I remember.


If the link doesn’t work, just check and it should be on the front page.



Aaaaahh! Okay not exactly the best she can look me thinks. She needs to gain a little more weight. Getting a little too skinny there. Skinny chicks don’t do it for me. But hey, it’s Avril. So i’d still do her anyway.

Alright, i’m curious.

Choose one
Which would you rather like to see if i gave you the choice of clicking only ONE link.

A Scarlett/Avril/Xtina/Whoever nude link
Some naked internet ‘model’/camwhore/porn chick link

Just wondering.

Anyway, i promise not to sit on pics anymore. Or at least i’ll try not to. Hee.


Bad news.

Subject: Scarlett Johansson
From: John Bravino
Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 21:12:23 -0800 (PST)
Hey Man… know ure a scarlett fan as of late but didn’t know if you read this


Scarlett’s Naked Promise

Scarlett Johansson has vowed never to strip on screen. The 19-year-old revealed: “I’m not interested in appearing completely naked in any movie. I think that breaks the spell. “You should never give everything away. I wouldn’t do it even if it was an erotic project.”

Scarlett won a BAFTA award for her performance in Lost in Translation, in which she played a newlywed who meets a retired film star. In the movie, she showed off her bottom in a pair of see-through knickers. But she said she was nervous about the scene. Director Sofia Coppola eventually had to put on the transparent underwear herself to show Scarlett it would not look too explicit. The actress told the Sunday Telegraph: “In the end, I did it and I’m pleased – even though it didn’t make me look like a very respectable girl.”


42 thoughts on “Yeah yeah

  1. first post, awesome

    #1 | Comment by The Fact Man — March 23, 2004 @ 11:34 pm

  2. That redhead isn’t so sexy. YIKES!!

    #2 | Comment by Justme — March 23, 2004 @ 11:49 pm

  3. you should like since she acts like a 4-year-old. that’s your style, right justin?

    #3 | Comment by Ken — March 23, 2004 @ 11:54 pm



    #4 | Comment by agenda suicide — March 23, 2004 @ 11:55 pm

  5. this site has made me addicted to scarlet. thank you, also nice to see sone chirstina nipple action.
    but whats up with that red head, ive seen road kill that was hotter than her, wtf?

    #5 | Comment by formalhaut — March 23, 2004 @ 11:56 pm

  6. "Whyyyyyyy the redhead, its going to take some time before i am able to have a erection again."

    the redhead wasn’t the problem

    #6 | Comment by jones — March 24, 2004 @ 1:32 am

  7. justin, ur right. the stories make it sexier and more emotional when i’m jackin off to the pics.

    anyone know any good wallpapers or sites with them?

    #7 | Comment by bagh — March 24, 2004 @ 1:49 am

  8. the redhead was scary. Period.

    wallpaper site

    #8 | Comment by DisposableHero — March 24, 2004 @ 3:56 am

  9. i just watched the horse whisperer. was that little girl scarlett johansson?

    #9 | Comment by ripcord — March 24, 2004 @ 4:34 am

  10. Xtina!!!!!! I think she’s ugly, but she get’s a nod from me for clearly showing the pierced nipple on the augmented breast. Style points.

    Bligity is right. She looks like a pirate whore.

    #10 | Comment by grud — March 24, 2004 @ 9:40 am

  11. yeah it was, ripcord

    and scarlett will do nudity. she’s just too young now to realize it.

    #11 | Comment by zombielunch — March 24, 2004 @ 10:54 am

  12. 1. I don’t think she should dress that way around the kid, unless he’s showing signs of being gay at a young age.


    2. Is it just me or does Christina look like she’s getting ready to play a part in "Pirates of the Caribbean."

    Nerds Away!!!

    #12 | Comment by bligityblah — March 24, 2004 @ 12:01 pm

  13. embus is either a homosexual,… or an ugly redhead who posts naked pictures of herself hoping someone will think she’s hot.

    #13 | Comment by thirdtimeposter — March 24, 2004 @ 12:01 pm

  14. Which would you rather like to see if i gave you the choice of clicking only ONE link.

    A Scarlett/Avril/Xtina/Whoever nude link

    i can always crack my way into any "model" site. Im guessing we’ll never see avril nakkid, tho =

    and btw: shut up, justin! i’m not emo =(… is just that she hasn’t called me for over a month <- msn log

    #14 | Comment by vhw — March 24, 2004 @ 12:05 pm

  15. Aye thirdtimeposter, total agreement with ya on that one. how about some hot naked women and not ugly naked women (that means no more jackson, or ugly red heads)

    #15 | Comment by formalhaut — March 24, 2004 @ 12:05 pm

  16. That’s right. Nobody wins the best actress Oscar without doing nudity. She will do nudity for some big dramatic role like everyone else and win the Oscar, but it won’t be for a few more years.

    #16 | Comment by joe maxwell — March 24, 2004 @ 12:08 pm

  17. Just looked at that redhead, usually I like them. But she is more gwoss than Janet! And that sweet ass haircut, you know her house is on wheels!

    #17 | Comment by bligityblah — March 24, 2004 @ 12:13 pm

  18. bligs, it’s her little brother. or so i’ve heard. could be wrong.

    #18 | Comment by Justin — March 24, 2004 @ 12:16 pm

  19. Sorry, thirdtimePOSER… Unfortunately the hours of concentrated investigative work you put into your theories was to no avail… I am neither a homosexual, nor a redhead. I am just a simple guy who can appreciate some middle America pornography with the best of ’em. Maybe someday you will grow up to learn that beauty can be found in everyone, not just in celebrities or pornstars. I mean, take a good look at her flowing read hair.. it’s gorgeous!!! Not to mention the sensual shot of her hairy asshole and fire crotch!!!! That shot is PURE GENIUS. Just admit the truth, pal… you are touching yourself right now just thinking about the way her stomach hangs down over her pubic bone… I know I am.

    #19 | Comment by embus — March 24, 2004 @ 12:28 pm

  20. MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE!!! I finally got a chance to see a naked redheaded REDNECK!!! I tell you what, photos of naked celebs will get boring but give me a naked chick w/ a mullet and I’m as happy as Oprah at a bon-bon buffet!!! (notice the slight sarcasm)

    Having e-mails like that is just like a girl teasing you w/ no reward! Blue-ball city here we cum!!! (or don’t)

    #20 | Comment by nousentre — March 24, 2004 @ 12:33 pm

  21. but i do likeys the tease of the nippely of christiney in the see-through top . . .ey!!!!!

    #21 | Comment by nousentre — March 24, 2004 @ 12:36 pm

  22. That red-head looks like a guy, i would have been fooled if not for that first pic. For christ’s sake shave. she had more hair than the amazon forests have trees!

    #22 | Comment by Victor_Vega — March 24, 2004 @ 12:42 pm

  23. EDIT Pirates of the Caribbean part 2! Curse of the Clap!

    #23 | Comment by Victor_Vega — March 24, 2004 @ 12:43 pm

  24. Whyyyyyyy the redhead, its going to take some time before i am able to have a erection again. Like porn therapy or something

    #24 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — March 24, 2004 @ 12:46 pm

  25. Oh embus, you so funny!

    Nerds Away!!!

    #25 | Comment by bligityblah — March 24, 2004 @ 1:22 pm

  26. the kid in the Xtina pics is her lil brother and i’m pretty sure the douchebag lookin guy is her current boyfriend. lucky bastard…..

    #26 | Comment by Clayboy — March 24, 2004 @ 3:23 pm

  27. "I mean, take a good look at her flowing read hair.. it’s gorgeous!!!"

    read hair? embus you dumb fuck!! if you are gonna curse somebody out make sure you spell check

    #27 | Comment by Rick James — March 24, 2004 @ 3:38 pm

  28. That one’s my favorite. Put a little bubble above little brother’s head: "Holy shit, my sister is such a whore."

    #28 | Comment by Lackey — March 24, 2004 @ 4:01 pm

  29. I know it’s not a nekkid celebrity but this girl is absolutely gorgeous!

    #29 | Comment by AK — March 24, 2004 @ 4:05 pm

  30. she’d be hotter without fire coming out of her crotch.

    #30 | Comment by wokka wokka wokka — March 24, 2004 @ 4:14 pm

  31. "read hair? embus you dumb fuck!! if you are gonna curse somebody out make sure you spell check"

    A) Tierd argumeant.
    B) I did spel chek. Proofreeding is what I fergot too do.
    C) I did’nt curse anyone out.
    4) I am not "dumb"
    D) You are an annoying little twat, with the originality and creativity of a cucumber sandwich. It is obvious that your are jealous of my freeflowing wit and are simply masking your envy with misdirected anger.

    In the future, I must ask you to please refrain from randomly insulting me for invalid or petty reasons. If you disagree with me or dislike me, by all means, please, go ahead and insult me! But don’t be a lame ass and call me names for a typo… you should reserve that shit for a better reason.

    #31 | Comment by embus — March 24, 2004 @ 6:09 pm

  32. Is it just me, or do that kids shoes look about 5 sizes to big for him?

    #32 | Comment by DonG — March 24, 2004 @ 6:12 pm

  33. And that girl is hot, but im not diggin the tattoo on her pelvis

    #33 | Comment by DonG — March 24, 2004 @ 6:14 pm

  34. What about Kate?

    The first set is her without/before her nipple rings and the second is with nip rings. Just like Xtina’s I like to imagine.

    #34 | Comment by AK — March 24, 2004 @ 6:58 pm

  35. "a picture paints a thousand words"
    Jacka- I mean, Justin, I think you mean " worth.."

    #35 | Comment by Dex — March 24, 2004 @ 8:17 pm

  36. Damn! I’ve been waiting to see her naked ! Now she is a definite 10. Beautiful eyes, face, hair, body, lips, legs…everything. Post more links if you got em.

    #36 | Comment by MasterofPuppets — March 24, 2004 @ 8:17 pm

  37. Justin.
    Heres that movie AZUMI (DVD quality) you were talking about a few days ago. I’ll post it as a LONG ASS hyperlink, just to piss you off. enjoy ^_^


    #37 | Comment by Dex — March 24, 2004 @ 8:25 pm

  38. no

    a picture paints a thousand words

    you lose

    #38 | Comment by Justin — March 24, 2004 @ 8:46 pm

  39. Oh well, the link was only for you really, so I expected you to delete it. But I did enjoy it. Thank you ^_^
    And according to your little link "paints a thousand" comes from the quotation ‘One picture is worth ten thousand words’
    …so how do I lose?

    #39 | Comment by Dex — March 24, 2004 @ 9:26 pm

  40. because it’s a picture paints a thousand words, not worth a thousand words. fag!

    #40 | Comment by Justin — March 24, 2004 @ 9:37 pm

  41. lmao. I guess I do lose if you put it that way.

    #41 | Comment by Dex — March 24, 2004 @ 9:49 pm

  42. the christina aguilera pics edited, with word bubbles…

    #42 | Comment by tom — March 24, 2004 @ 9:52 pm

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