I was just thinking today, having a conversation with this girl I knew way back in high school how every time I’ve been screwed over by a girl, it’s been because she kept a secret from me (or someone else) about a guy. It started with this girl that I was talking to. She started dating a guy that I didn’t like and waited for a few weeks to tell me. When she told me, I was pissed and we had a pretty big break in our friendship. Then on to a girl I dated my senior year in high school. She waited two weeks to tell me that she had necked some guy. Later that summer, I found out that she had been to a wedding shower and met this guy (who I was friends with) and neglected to tell him that she and I were dating. They’re married now. Then, this girl who I was pretty much best friends with started dating this guy over the summer took a full month to tell me she was dating him! I freaking hate it when people lie to me. And what’s worse is that this last girl made a big hoopla about how she didn’t want to ever hurt me in the way that other girl had hurt me, then she did it even worse than anyone else! Everyone should die.
dont link this
WAUGH!
girls suck!
#1 | Comment by dan brown — March 26, 2004 @ 6:11 pm
thats rough man
#2 | Comment by suicide — March 26, 2004 @ 6:11 pm
Everyone lies, especially girls, get used to it or eat a handful of pills.
Nerds Away!!!
#3 | Comment by bligityblah — March 26, 2004 @ 6:32 pm
Yeah, a good friend of mine right now just recently told my about her boyfriend and theyve been dating for months. Funny how women neglect these little details when they’ve got a dick in a glass jar.
#4 | Comment by arcane — March 26, 2004 @ 6:32 pm
A good way to get them back is to have a mutual friend that knows them tell them that you commited suicide because every girl you knew lied to you, and made you depressed. If all goes according to plan, they will be grief-stricken beyond belief.
#5 | Comment by radish01001 — March 26, 2004 @ 6:46 pm
relationships change people in wierd ways man, i dont understand it. people that you thought were your best friends suddenly dont talk to you anymore, or theyre current fuck buddy has to go EVERYWHERE with them. I had a friend that started seeing this girl about 4 years ago, a month after they got together he stopped calling me, and i had to find out from his mom 2 weeks after the fact that he had moved to D.C. how fucked is that?
#6 | Comment by DonG — March 26, 2004 @ 6:47 pm
or their current fuck buddy, i need to take some gradeschool grammar lessons
#7 | Comment by DonG — March 26, 2004 @ 6:48 pm
Girls try to act like they are all about feelings and relationships, but when it comes down to it, they eventually are all about why guys are: physical appearance and getting with the hottest guy possible, its just human instinct. Think about it, girls who say that they dont ever kiss on the first date are REALLY saying "I dont want to kiss YOU on the first date.", everyone knows that they would kiss Brad Pitt without question.
#8 | Comment by The Admiral — March 26, 2004 @ 7:21 pm
Everyone lies, especially girls, get used to it or eat a handful of pills.
Nerds Away!!!
Posted by bligityblah – 6:32pm March 26, 2004
Do you want my achne pills?
#9 | Comment by Dom — March 26, 2004 @ 7:26 pm
you lost me. sorry.
#10 | Comment by pg — March 26, 2004 @ 7:31 pm
I hate most girls. and I am one. isnt that sad?
#11 | Comment by kinkiekitten — March 26, 2004 @ 7:38 pm
Kill yourself Dope.
#12 | Comment by Another Joe — March 26, 2004 @ 7:46 pm
But what the hell is the deal? Do they believe that I’m going to be distraught that they’re now with "another guy"? Are they really that full of themselves? I mean, geez, I give girls a lot of attention, because I think they’re awesome. If I was trying to get in their pants, I would be running game, not building a friendship.
#13 | Comment by pottedmeat — March 26, 2004 @ 8:38 pm
No thanks Dom, if I wanted to die I’d jump infront of a truck. Oh wait, that didn’t work the last time. I guess the world is stuck with me.
#14 | Comment by bligityblah — March 26, 2004 @ 8:42 pm
I didn’t read this. Too… many… words…
#15 | Comment by stacia — March 26, 2004 @ 8:44 pm
you know what you gotta do, don’t you?
you’re gonna have to fuck her mom.
#16 | Comment by sexcrazedweazl — March 26, 2004 @ 8:52 pm
Oh — in case you’re wondering about the quote above…
"Have to
fuck your mom…"
#17 | Comment by sexcrazedweazel — March 26, 2004 @ 8:56 pm
hmmm oké, best remedy against this kinda shit…
kill yourself, or spank your monkey!
#18 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — March 26, 2004 @ 9:08 pm
girls are stupid, throw rocks at them. fockin’ whores.
#19 | Comment by Phil — March 26, 2004 @ 9:12 pm
sexcrazedweazel
That was a hilarious video. That was quite a comeback.
#20 | Comment by Howsurazz — March 26, 2004 @ 9:22 pm
girls lie, boys lie, the president lies, your parents lie, etc. whatever. nothing you can do. people change their tune depending on the situation at hand. you go down one path, then another situation becomes more advantageous, and you change your mind. and you are the last to know. why the fark should they tell you…obviously you werent that important to the decision in the first place. or maybe it was none of your business. most people are too wrapped up in themselves so think of others anyways.
the only person you can gaurantee not to lie to you…is your dog.
(but to make you feel better, here’s some bobbies.)
http://www.apollo-allstars.nl/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=792
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"The soothing light at the end of your tunnel
is just a freight train coming your way…-Metallica, No Leaf Clover
#21 | Comment by Freyed Ends of Insanity — March 26, 2004 @ 9:36 pm
stop with the diary entries. i came here to look a nudies…
#22 | Comment by bah — March 26, 2004 @ 10:10 pm
"But what the hell is the deal? Do they believe that I’m going to be distraught that they’re now with "another guy"? Are they really that full of themselves? I mean, geez, I give girls a lot of attention, because I think they’re awesome. If I was trying to get in their pants, I would be running game, not building a friendship."
absolutely adorable and cute and wonderful. i love it when you fubarb boys slip up and actually show some genuine heart.
meat, you made my day.
#23 | Comment by lizzi — March 26, 2004 @ 10:23 pm
I agree whole-heartedly. Last 2 girls I have been interested in never told me they had a boyfriend until I had been talking to them for MONTHS – and my ex-girlfriend was cheating on me with this other dude for a month before I found out and broke it off.
Sometimes it feels like someone’s got it fixed that I can’t ever win.
#24 | Comment by j.jingles — March 26, 2004 @ 10:28 pm
"Sometimes it feels like someone’s got it fixed that I can’t ever win."
…exactly.
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"The soothing light at the end of your tunnel
is just a freight train coming your way…-Metallica, No Leaf Clover
#25 | Comment by Wasting my Hate — March 26, 2004 @ 10:35 pm
jerk off daily dude.
it’s the only thing that keeps me from scottpetersoning a chick.
#26 | Comment by scentless — April 1, 2004 @ 1:19 am
Girls.
In it for the boobies.
#27 | Comment by YBLalat — April 1, 2004 @ 1:23 am
"jerk off daily dude.
it’s the only thing that keeps me from scottpetersoning a chick."
Hah, that’s funny and sad at the same time.
I think girls are awesome too. I love talking to girls, they’re more fun to talk to than my male friends most times.
#28 | Comment by SuperNick — April 1, 2004 @ 1:49 am
Oh how I missed my daily dosage of tits and illegal minors. I never realize how much I really love pitching a tent to girls who dress like whores even though they’re under age. Thank You!!!
#29 | Comment by Nevets1106 — April 1, 2004 @ 2:04 am
Mad stuntz!
#30 | Comment by Bubba — April 1, 2004 @ 3:41 am
I want boobs!! kates, boobs are nice, we should see more of them, bring em back!
#31 | Comment by merr — April 1, 2004 @ 4:15 am
they say they love u… but thy’re w/sm1 else.. girls… if it werent from their boobies… and ass too hehehe..
#32 | Comment by shut_d_fcuk_up — April 1, 2004 @ 4:23 am
Hey merr, they make me horny too man…
#33 | Comment by BillyBob — April 1, 2004 @ 4:49 am
you guys are so funny – this site is practically dedicated to worshipping women (physically) and all you do is bitch about them! its all about "i love me some tits and ass. btw did i mention that i HATE girls and they’re all filthy whores?"!!!
hilarious.
anyway, boys lie too. ALL the fucking time. like ‘Freyed Ends of Insanity’ said, everyone lies, and people do what suits them when it suits them. girls get as horny as the men, screw someone else, lie about it or pretend it never happened or tell you when they feel like it, just like men do. its ALL about what suits the person at that point.
its not good, its not right, but it happens. shit happens dude.
Deal with it.
#34 | Comment by Sarah — April 1, 2004 @ 5:59 am
btw pottedmeat, you know, its possible that your bestfriend didn’t share this with you cause
a) she thought you liked her and it would hurt you and she was just trying to delay it.
b) she wasn’t sure herself whether she was dating this guy or whether it would last or be important enough to share.
c) she wanted to keep it to herself and savor the high or test the waters for a while before it got public.
It could be a whole lot of things, dont assume the worst (that she must be a lying ho) and lose out on your friendship with her which obviously matters to you. Talk it out and if you still think she’s a lying pig then come back here and check out the great porn links, jerk off, get drunk, bitch online, write another rant and then sleep. VERY therapeutic.
#35 | Comment by Sarah — April 1, 2004 @ 6:06 am
that video was halarious. I must complement crazy weasle fellow for posting the link. Kudos to you.
#36 | Comment by kvl — April 1, 2004 @ 10:07 am
Sarah, being informed that guys cheat and lie as well would be somewhat helpful, particularly to me, if I actually cheated and lied. It just makes it worse, me being the kind of person who actually goes out of my way to be open.
#37 | Comment by pottedmeat — April 1, 2004 @ 10:22 am
Oh, and Liz, as for me being sweet and all, I’m moving to Maryland this summer *wink* *wink*. Seriously, I am
#38 | Comment by pottedmeat — April 1, 2004 @ 10:25 am
Yes, but the same thing can happen with boys, too! My gay friend Dave(who has a striking resemblance to Star Wars Kid, LOL) tried to "block" me from being friends with this guy named Brian who he had a crush on. About 3 years ago, Brian was running away and so I let him stay with me and my two roommates in my college dorm for a short while. While me and my other friends from my hometown were helping him run away, the cops asked Dave if he had any information about where Brian was. Dave spilled, but then told Brian that I was the one who’d told the cops, just so Brian wouldn’t hate him–trying to get him to dislike me instead! This whole ordeal caused a big rift in our friendship.
Later on, Dave would never volunteer information about how Brian was doing after Brian returned home on his own. I would ask how Brian was doing and if everything was better back at home for him, and Dave would give me a Look. Geez, I was looking out for the kid, he was like a brother to me. One day I stole Brian’s number from Dave’s cell phone and called his house. By that point he was in rehab. I finally got in touch with him recently, after nearly 2.5 years, and fortunately he is doing better…I can’t believe how people could betray others like that just for a guy, though. At this point I don’t even care if Dave doesn’t like me hanging out with Brian again, because he should put selfish matters aside and let everyone be friends, especially since sometimes people need friends to rely on when they are going through hard times, as Brian did.
#39 | Comment by Becca — April 1, 2004 @ 5:58 pm
Look, dummy, men and women BOTH lie and cheat. Its just that us MEN can’t bear to exist another torturous day until we’ve absolved our guilt by confessing to god — i mean our GIRLFRIEND — the sordid details of our escapades. WOMEN are much smarter here — they do their thing and move on. If its none of our business, they DON’T TELL US!"….its because she kept a secret from me. Wah wah wah. I’m a pussy." You moron. Whiner. Girlyman. I, too, think you should kill yourself.
#40 | Comment by azz muncher — April 6, 2004 @ 4:22 pm