Don’t tell me lyrics

Let’s take a little time to look at the lyrics of Avril’s new song, ‘Don’t Tell Me’.

After the initial shock of seeing Avril in her UNDERWEAR (woah sexxy), and the joy of seeing her ass jiggle as she PUNCHES A MIRROR (damn, that’s so fucking HARDCORE punk!!!) you start to actually listen to the song and then comes the most shocking part where she says she’ll KICK YOUR ASS if you ever get into her pants 😮

I’ve seen concert footage of her performing this song where the crowd just goes CRAZY when she gets to that part of the song (mostly girls though, i think the guys in the crowd are probably crying at this point. they probably know better not to mess with a hardcore punk rock chick like Avril!!!!!).

If you haven’t already seen the video, you can get it over here. Now let’s all watch it while reading the lyrics.


You held my hand and walked me home I know
While you gave me that kiss,
it was something like this it made me go ooh ohh
You wiped my tears, got rid of all my fears, why did you have to go?
Guess it wasn’t enough to take up some of my love
cause you’re so hard to trust
Did I not tell you that I’m not like that girl,
the one who gives it all away


Did you think that I was gonna give it up to you, this time?
Did you think that It was somethin I was gonna do, and cry?
Don’t try to tell me what to do,
Dont try to tell me what to say,
Don’t try to tell me what to say,
Your better off that way

HARDCORE! This is the part where her butt jiggles

Don’t think that your charmin the fact that your arm is now around my neck
I got you in my pants I’ll have to kick your ass
and make you never forget
I’m gonna ask you to stop, thought I liked you a lot,
but I’m really upset – I’m really upset
Get out of my head get off of my bed yeah thats what I said
Did I not tell you that I’m not like that girl, the one who, throws it all away


This guilt trip that you put me on won’t
mess me up but I’ve done no wrong
Any thoughts of you and me have gone away


Better off that way
I’m better off alone anyway


This is the sexxxiest song EVAR!!!! Avril, marry me.

pangwinking: is punk rock avril still a virgin?
pangwinking: it’s not very punk to sing about not having sex
pangwinking: she should be all… “i suck cock…i’m fucking punk rock…stick it in…i want it in…oh ya…i suck so much dick”
pangwinking: i could write songs for her

57 thoughts on “Don’t tell me lyrics

  1. 😮

    #1 | Comment by Bubba — April 2, 2004 @ 11:59 am

  2. I’ll never get tired of that butt jiggle

    #2 | Comment by Dex — April 2, 2004 @ 12:05 pm

  3. avril is pretty jiggly for such a skinny girl

    #3 | Comment by Justin — April 2, 2004 @ 12:15 pm

  4. So am I.

    #4 | Comment by Bubba — April 2, 2004 @ 12:16 pm

  5. Avril RAWKS!

    Nerds Away!!!

    #5 | Comment by bligityblah — April 2, 2004 @ 12:19 pm

  6. So do I.

    #6 | Comment by Bubba — April 2, 2004 @ 12:21 pm

  7. I’ll leave this up until I’m told to take it down or until I kill my bandwidth…


    #7 | Comment by thejuice — April 2, 2004 @ 12:24 pm

  8. that butt jiggle was weak.

    #8 | Comment by meh — April 2, 2004 @ 1:07 pm

  9. avril’s sooooo punk!!!

    #9 | Comment by vhw — April 2, 2004 @ 1:11 pm

  10. HERE I AM! Avril isn’t hot guys :O( sorry man. I used to think so, but now I just don’t feel it anymore. I’ve tried. It was an arduous task, but completely futile in the end. She just has that whole I’m 3′ tall and weigh 8lbs. thing going on. Methinks she doobie a bit too skinny and also she looks something like a vampire or an emaciated elf. To be fair, I used to think she was hot when she was plastered on, but something about her just doesnt do it for me.

    #10 | Comment by Another Joe — April 2, 2004 @ 1:20 pm

  11. Does anyone know if Dope finally took my advice? I dont see him posting.

    #11 | Comment by Another Joe — April 2, 2004 @ 1:20 pm

  12. If Justin were a dinosaur, he would be a "lickalotapus."

    #12 | Comment by grud — April 2, 2004 @ 1:44 pm

  13. Quick poll:

    is another joe just lame or insignificant?

    should i continue to respond to the ‘little tinkle-drinker’?

    does anybody else care?

    #13 | Comment by Dope — April 2, 2004 @ 1:59 pm

  14. I CAN’T RESIST….

    but something about her just doesnt do it for me.
    Posted by Another Joe – 1:20pm April 2, 2004

    ….No penis, huh?
    …we know, we know….we all got you figured out. It’s ok…you can go back to the last post and continue to drool all over ‘J.Crew Timberlake’

    #14 | Comment by Dope — April 2, 2004 @ 2:08 pm

  15. Quicker Poll:

    Who cares about either one of you?

    #15 | Comment by bligityblah — April 2, 2004 @ 3:00 pm

  16. I just don’t get it?

    Why is she so depressing? Why is she so pissed off all the time? She is young and beautiful, talented, famous, wealthy. She is admired. What the fuck does she have to complain about? Some jack-all wants to mess with her – Fuck him. She has her damn pick of the litter.

    She should be singing about rainbows and butterflies and ponies and shit like that. I don’t have patience with the Kurt Cobain types of the world… Shit really ain’t that bad.

    Another Joe—–> You are a ass fisting homosexual. Deal with it.

    #16 | Comment by embus — April 2, 2004 @ 3:05 pm

  17. Well, to all you weiners who dont think Avril is hot, you’re gay, and for the rest, check this out

    (edit: link too long. use html)

    mmm acoustic baby

    #17 | Comment by mojo — April 2, 2004 @ 3:09 pm

  18. Butt jiggle? WHAT butt? Shes built like a 12 year old boy, and I agree with embus, her whole "i’m so depressed" act….what a load of crap. Hey Avril! (cuz i’m sure you read this page, riiight?) Stop trying so hard!!!

    #18 | Comment by RobertBruce — April 2, 2004 @ 3:16 pm

  19. I also agree with embus about how AnotherJoe is an ass fisting homosexual. What a cocksucking fruitcake.

    #19 | Comment by RobertBruce — April 2, 2004 @ 3:34 pm

  20. avril still hot

    who the hell are those 2 guys?

    #20 | Comment by NGEddie — April 2, 2004 @ 3:58 pm

  21. between avril and britney, i’d choose avril anytime. but she’s NOT punk.

    #21 | Comment by ripcord — April 2, 2004 @ 4:15 pm

  22. If Justin were a dinosaur, he would be a "lickalotapenis."

    heehhaha. yeah, avril is not hot. but she’s not ugly. and I’d take Britney any day. Meow.

    #22 | Comment by stacia — April 2, 2004 @ 4:40 pm

  23. If Justin were a dinosaur, he would be a "lickalotapenis."
    heehhaha. yeah, avril is not hot. but she’s not ugly. and I’d take Britney any day. Meow.
    Posted by stacia – 4:40pm April 2, 2004

    you made me wet my pants at the thought of you and britney, i don’t even wanna describe how i felt after thinking about you & avril & britney 😉

    #23 | Comment by vhw — April 2, 2004 @ 5:10 pm

  24. Man, Avril is hot. I wouldnt mind getting my ass kicked by her if I could get in her pants. On another note that Spiderman 2 trailer kicks ass!!

    #24 | Comment by KB — April 2, 2004 @ 6:40 pm

  25. Avril is not hot, at all. The fake punk thing, sad. Just not hot

    #25 | Comment by stinkone — April 2, 2004 @ 7:00 pm

  26. Ahh Dope…so you didnt kill yourself yet you self-loathing, 12 year old boy loving assmaster. Dude Embus don’t speak everyone already knows you are probably a 14 year old whiny bitch who gets no action at all even from priests and that is why you are cranky and think you can speak to me.

    Avril has the body of my friends little brother. That creeps me out. When I was younger I thought she was decent. Than I realized she doesn’t look like a woman at all. If you would fuck her, you would fuck my friends little brother. It is that simple. Look at her flat ass. What ass jiggle? Justin man I’m sorry I just disagree. But for you other bastards. Its this simple. I am great and you aren’t. I like women who look like women. You like women who look like the little boys you wanted to fuck when you saw them changing in the locker room in middle school you sick twisted fucks. I know your kind. I used to steal your lunch money.

    Staci, as usual, is right. Anyone who disagrees with me at all in any way is gay. Not that being gay is wrong. Its just what you are. Its ok people. Come out of the closet and disagree with me.

    Btw, Blightyblah, I like your comments so I’m not gonna talk shit about you. Sorry. Although, if you want me to, let me know and I’ll think up the way you should kill yourself or something.

    Oh and Embus, I’m not a homosexual but I’ll assfist you just to call you my puppet you pussy bitch. Don’t speak! DONT SPEAK!!!

    Alrite that’s it. I’m out.

    #26 | Comment by Another Joe — April 2, 2004 @ 7:18 pm

  27. Hate to tell you guys but she doesn’t have an ass. I should know I’m like an Ass-Expert. You can like her all you want, but you can’t deny the physical facts that she has the disease common among skinny white girls called Noassatall.

    #27 | Comment by SuperNick — April 2, 2004 @ 7:24 pm

  28. BTW Bligityblah dude…obviously Embus and Dope care about me or they wouldnt bother responding. I care about them too. So I’m give them advice and shit to help them get through their days. Its like a big circle of friends. I’ve seen Embus make stupid ass comments before to other people. I don’t know why people really bother to make mean comments toward each other. I think they think its cool. I want to be cool so I’m trying to be like them by whining and bitching and playing silly games back and forth so I can be cool too. :O) YAY!

    #28 | Comment by Another Joe — April 2, 2004 @ 7:25 pm

  29. i’d let her kick my ass just for the experience.
    of course i’d give her an atomic wedgie in the process, then lick my fingers.

    #29 | Comment by scentless — April 2, 2004 @ 9:18 pm

  30. I’ve came, I’ve browsed, and I’ve liked. First off, I agree with Stacia about the Britney thing, maybe the 3 of us can get together sometime. Second, I agree with another Joe that Avril isnt that hot. I think what makes her hot is the character that she is. Avril unknown walking down the street would be nothing. But the Avril we know (punk rock princess) makes her hot. Despite agreeing with another joe on that, I must also agree that hes still a lame fag who must be 12 years old.

    I’m out suckas
    (i love you stacia)

    #30 | Comment by FKN:jackass — April 2, 2004 @ 9:36 pm

  31. She’s definitely hot. But there’s no butt to jiggle!! I prefer more ass.

    She’s no different than the other pop princesses, don’t call her "hardcore punk," say "EVAR" or like Titanic, fruitcake.

    #31 | Comment by lsleelee — April 2, 2004 @ 9:41 pm

  32. Sigh, with this shitty song shes moved down "i’d just fuck her and leave her". Also, most the real punk chicks i know, and i mean "damn that chick is like waay too punk" fuck 2 guys at once more then 1 at a time. I know a lot of chicks that are hotter, celebrity and RL, that would apparently put out where she wouldnt.

    In conclusion, i’d just fuck her how i want then leave "POSER" bumper sticker on her ass. She still hasnt moved down to cleveland steamer status though heh.

    #32 | Comment by Dionysus187 — April 2, 2004 @ 9:41 pm

  33. Does anyone have any nude pics of Bubba?

    I want to make love to him for the third time today.

    #33 | Comment by Bubba's Biggest Fan — April 2, 2004 @ 10:25 pm

  34. I love how two lines from me can generate two entire paragraphs, now if only I cared enough to read them all…

    #34 | Comment by bligityblah — April 2, 2004 @ 11:00 pm

  35. I used to be alarmingly fond of Avril’s work. She has a nasty habit of singing songs that make me feel creepily like she’s been following me around, and then rushed over to the radio station to sing a song tailor made to make me feel as shitty as possible. Nice face. She could stand to eat a burger, but still a nice body.

    But, I’ve seen her in a couple of interviews. She never seems to have anything interesting to say. No witty retorts. No insightful points. To be fair, the interview is a difficult medium to come across well, and she’s probably quite pleasant to talk to when she’s just hanging out… OTOH, when you see somebody like Marilyn Manson in an interview, you can see that he’s smart, well spoken, etc. Not that I like Manson. The music isn’t to my tastes, and I think he’s a crazy fruitcake, but he is much more interesting to listen to. Scarlett Johansen always seems to have something to say. I look forward to seeing candid interviews and unscripted conversations with Caroline Dhavernas. If she can hold her own in talking (especially english, as her first roles were all in french), I will continue my plan to propose on sight, and then introduce myself.

    #35 | Comment by foodie — April 2, 2004 @ 11:02 pm

  36. You do care, and I love you for it. Will you father my child.

    #36 | Comment by Another Joe — April 2, 2004 @ 11:03 pm

  37. ?

    #37 | Comment by Another Joe — April 2, 2004 @ 11:03 pm

  38. Another Joe—–> You are a ass fisting homosexual. Deal with it.

    I agree.

    I do however think FKN:jackass is a retarded bitch for riding the fence and agreeing and then bitching. Take a side "tinkle drinker".

    #38 | Comment by Tomix — April 2, 2004 @ 11:08 pm

  39. I think fubar boys are awesome. All of you.

    I’m so happy fubar is back. Those five days were too long….

    #39 | Comment by stacia — April 2, 2004 @ 11:12 pm

  40. I think Tomix is gay and should shut the fuck up. Avril isn’t hot! I have to agree with Another Joe. You guys who like little girls with no bodies are fags and would probably fuck boys.

    #40 | Comment by Pat — April 2, 2004 @ 11:13 pm

  41. I like boys. I do not appreciate Avril’s boy-like body.

    Stupid update no one cares about*: Justin and I are currently fighting about my name(s).


    #41 | Comment by stacia — April 2, 2004 @ 11:23 pm

  42. looks like a fucking girl to me.

    #42 | Comment by scentless — April 3, 2004 @ 1:38 am

  43. "Don’t think that your charm / and the fact that your arm is now around my neck / will get you in my pants/" correct lyrics from

    Avril is tiny and cute, she just ain’t got no hips

    #43 | Comment by SpiritJourneyFormationAnniversary — April 3, 2004 @ 1:39 am

  44. I can’t say I wouldn’t mind seeing her naked though…

    #44 | Comment by SuperNick — April 3, 2004 @ 2:23 am

  45. i actually thought of her ass before i decided to goto sleep tonight. unlike certain homosexuals that post here. not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    i just think that 3-4 drop of avril’s sweet sweet nectar would make any man straight.

    #45 | Comment by scentless — April 3, 2004 @ 4:37 am

  46. WOOOOO! Hellboy rocked.

    #46 | Comment by Dex — April 3, 2004 @ 4:54 am

  47. to embus: "She should be singing about rainbows and butterflies and ponies and shit like that"

    dude thats Enya – and who the fuck listens to her? if avril wasnt lashing out, no one would listen to her.

    #47 | Comment by sarah — April 3, 2004 @ 5:11 am

  48. fuck, attention to all avril-ass-sucker – go and get a life! wanking on her picture(s) doesnt count.

    #48 | Comment by avril is gay — April 3, 2004 @ 6:43 am

  49. avril has the body of a 12 year old girl. sexy…i think not. you can have avril, ill take jessica simpson any day.
    "So wash your face away with dirt, It don’t feel good until it hurts " -Carpe Diem Baby

    #49 | Comment by Outlaw Torn — April 3, 2004 @ 11:27 am

  50. It should be noted that some punks are straight-edge. Obviously this sets some "real punks" off….I personally don’t drink, do drugs, or have wanton sex…..I grew up in D.C. and my uncles were all part of the D.C. punk scene in the 80’s (Ian MacKaye is a good friend of the family and often comes to birthday parties, etc.), so I think it’s fair to say that just because you don’t want to have sex with a guy doesn’t mean you’re not punk.

    That said, Avril is still a big p-o-s-e-r.

    #50 | Comment by Nick — April 5, 2004 @ 3:25 am

  51. This is directed at another joe, dope and all others involving themselves in their petty annoying bitch fight.
    This is a place to rant about cool shit, like hot bitches, cam whores and moderatly amusing pop culture events. Not petty bitching on the net stemming from some sort of lovers quarell. Everyone knows that if you ever met you wouldn’t do anything. Talk is cheap, and so are you fuckers.

    Arguing on the internet is like winning a gold medal at the special olympics, win or lose you are still retarded.

    #51 | Comment by stop bitching — April 5, 2004 @ 1:04 pm

  52. Mmmm…Avril.

    #52 | Comment by Jinsk — April 5, 2004 @ 4:08 pm

  53. Dear Stop bitching,

    Stop Bitching!

    Another Joe

    #53 | Comment by Another Joe — April 5, 2004 @ 6:25 pm

  54. Jessicca Simpson has the brain of an eight year old. As ‘un-airbrushed’ and relatively avarage Avril may be, at least you know her brain isn’t filled to the brim with stupid-matter.

    #54 | Comment by Psychobabble — April 5, 2004 @ 9:28 pm

  55. brain…why would anyone want jessica simpson for her brain?

    #55 | Comment by Outlaw Torn — April 6, 2004 @ 6:57 am

  56. jessica simpson is hot. so is avril.
    i am so high…this is great.

    #56 | Comment by kvl — April 7, 2004 @ 7:16 pm

  57. don’t be stingy kvl, "puff, puff give…puff, puff give…"

    #57 | Comment by Outlaw Torn — April 7, 2004 @ 9:32 pm

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