It’s the baby that fell down that well in Texas! They made a TV movie out of it. Remember?
Let’s see. 1987. She was 18 months old then. So that would make her what now? 18? 19? And yet she looks like she’s fucking 26.
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WAUGH!
It’s the baby that fell down that well in Texas! They made a TV movie out of it. Remember?
Let’s see. 1987. She was 18 months old then. So that would make her what now? 18? 19? And yet she looks like she’s fucking 26.
I’d like to fall into her well…over and over again!
Nerds Away!!!
#1 | Comment by bligityblah — April 10, 2004 @ 8:41 pm
HOLA!!
#2 | Comment by pacotqa — April 10, 2004 @ 8:41 pm
the pic looks photoshoped. somethin’s just not right about it…oh, and blah,blah,blah 1st post. yah me.
#3 | Comment by Outlaw Torn — April 10, 2004 @ 8:42 pm
I’d like to hear Bubba’s opinion and then see him strip off his clothes for me.
#4 | Comment by Bubba's Biggest Fan — April 10, 2004 @ 8:42 pm
or maybe not. d’oh!
#5 | Comment by Outlaw Torn — April 10, 2004 @ 8:42 pm
i’d like to plunge down her well.
#6 | Comment by scentless — April 10, 2004 @ 8:44 pm
When she fell down that well she must have landed on her face
#7 | Comment by Dex — April 10, 2004 @ 8:52 pm
I agree, Outlaw Torn. Photoshopped up the ass. Not that I’m complaining or nuthin’…
#8 | Comment by Heathen — April 10, 2004 @ 9:05 pm
I think she was hotter in 87
#9 | Comment by Jesus — April 10, 2004 @ 9:32 pm
pic is cartoonish. she’s aight.
#10 | Comment by bah — April 10, 2004 @ 10:22 pm
Meh. She isnt bad.
#11 | Comment by KB — April 10, 2004 @ 10:31 pm
yeah, that pic is a little off the norm. Looks like something created in a few seconds 🙁 Here she is at age 16 : http://www.caver.net/images/jes1.jpg
I can’t see her blooming into that fine ass girl in that other pic but stranger things have happened!
#12 | Comment by sid — April 10, 2004 @ 11:26 pm
"I’d like to fall into her well…over and over again!"
best double entendre I’ve heard all day. I’ll have to rip that off somehow.
And jesus by saying "I think she was hotter in 87" I guess you truly proved today that the catholic religion is right. You damned pedophiles…. not that all pedophiles are catholic… or priests… I mean, look at Justin.
#13 | Comment by Jimmah — April 10, 2004 @ 11:48 pm
THATS NOT HER!!! I’ve seen the documentary on her on VH1’s "where are they now?" You can obviously tell from the picture posted by sid and the picure from stuff magazine that they are totally different. For one thing she has a huge ass scar on her forehead and she’s missing half of her foot (which one, i don’t know). Either she had a HELL of alot of plastic surgery and they cloned a new foot for her (which obviously we live in the real world not "the sixth day") or they found someone that looks remarkably close to her.
And yes, the girl from stuff mag does look like she’s 26, not 18.
#14 | Comment by nousentre — April 11, 2004 @ 1:18 am
Obviously not her. The question now is why Stuff would fake this. Seems like a pretty odd April Fools joke.
#15 | Comment by Frank — April 11, 2004 @ 1:22 am
By the way, her real name is Jessica McClure not Jessica McClain.
Here is the link to that show I mentioned in my previous post.
Vh1’s "Where are they now?"
#16 | Comment by nousentre — April 11, 2004 @ 1:41 am
that is weird. the real one’s ugly. now i’m not surprised.
#17 | Comment by bah — April 11, 2004 @ 2:08 am
That’s weird. Then who the fuck is this chick in Stuff? And why would they have done this?? I don’t get it. And as non-model real world regular girls go I think the real one’s kinda cute.
#18 | Comment by Duante — April 11, 2004 @ 2:45 am
Maybe the chick in Stuff is the baby who play Jessica in that movie.
#19 | Comment by Dee — April 11, 2004 @ 4:07 am
that explains it.
#20 | Comment by james — April 11, 2004 @ 7:19 am
honestly, i have never heard if this girl who fell down the well untill now. Maybe it was some big american thing, where a dumb baby gets a TV movie. I think it was darwinism at work, but noooooo…. we gotta have a huge effort to save that dumb baby, who grew into an ugly chick. Come on people. Let us rise up and let natural selection weed out all the dumb and ugly people.
#21 | Comment by kvl — April 11, 2004 @ 12:30 pm
I don’t care who it is. I’d still hit it.
#22 | Comment by Dugas of eenodol — April 11, 2004 @ 3:25 pm
Thanks to this bit of nonsense the baby jessica rescue web site may go away for ever…at 3 PM on Wed 4-7-03 my web site traffice went through the roof! This stuff costs you know!
#23 | Comment by Bill Bentley — April 11, 2004 @ 8:28 pm
Good. theres not enough room on the internet for websites about ugly people.
#24 | Comment by Assome — April 11, 2004 @ 11:18 pm
we should’ve definitely let natural selection takes its course…dumbass well fallers…they all suck…it wouldve been a really great movie if they just said that…
#25 | Comment by DARWINIAN CONTENDER — April 12, 2004 @ 5:06 pm