The Clothes Make the Man

FUBARshirt (7k image)

A few of the visit my website: Bubba, Pangwinking, cf, JustSumDude, Discommode, and even Justin to name a few.

Recently, I started a shop in order to make some extra money. (I’m really poor and I need to pay some debts and fix my piece of shit car.) Ever since I started the shop, I’ve had people asking me if I’d do F.U.B.A.R. shirts for Justin. Naturally, I can’t really do that in good conscience because I’d be making money off of Justin’s site. He should be selling his shirts himself.

I myself have thought about the fact that Justin is hard-up for cash, and so he’s started asking us for donations in order to keep F.U.B.A.R. running. Hardly anyone so far has been willing to donate. If Justin started a store, he could get enough money.

I’ve approached him with the idea, but he still hasn’t said anything.

The Front:

The Back:

I’ve taken the liberty of designing the shirts myself. (Edit: Designs have been updated – Justin) The idea for the design is Bubba’s, so pat him on the back verbally please. I figured if I showed the fans of this site how cool F.U.B.A.R. merchandise could be, and they started bugging Justin with positive feedback, he might get his ass moving.

So, would you buy this shirt (even if you don’t like it) to help Justin out?

50 thoughts on “The Clothes Make the Man

  1. first?

    #1 | Comment by availtony — April 25, 2004 @ 10:31 pm

  2. id buy it

    #2 | Comment by ikke — April 25, 2004 @ 10:35 pm

  3. 10!

    #3 | Comment by binary! — April 25, 2004 @ 10:35 pm

  4. good idea.

    #4 | Comment by john — April 25, 2004 @ 10:39 pm

  5. i like it. good idea

    #5 | Comment by stizzlerizzle — April 25, 2004 @ 10:42 pm

  6. i might buy it but i wouldnt have the balls to wear it anywhere outside of my house. oh wait my mom would kill me. nevermind.
    i’ll buy it when my balls drop

    #6 | Comment by poohbear — April 25, 2004 @ 10:44 pm

  7. 7 bitches

    #7 | Comment by indyman — April 25, 2004 @ 10:52 pm

  8. Would there be legal implications if you started printing off Bynes’ images on t-shirts?

    But yeah, I’d buy the shirt, why not? 😛

    #8 | Comment by Jinsk — April 25, 2004 @ 11:09 pm

  9. Everyone needs more money, even rich bastards.

    I could be wrong though.

    #9 | Comment by Jinsk — April 25, 2004 @ 11:13 pm

  10. Bro I’d bUy it!

    #10 | Comment by MagESty — April 25, 2004 @ 11:13 pm

  11. You bet I’d buy it!
    I’m a consumer whore… and how!

    #11 | Comment by dr.einstein — April 25, 2004 @ 11:21 pm

  12. lol. Yea, the Amanda image on the shirt will be a great icebreaker when you’re all hanging out the local middle schools. 😛

    #12 | Comment by Download-This — April 25, 2004 @ 11:44 pm

  13. Sorry, but I cannot imagine wearing a shirt with a picture of amanda bynes (or any girl) on it.

    #13 | Comment by mike — April 26, 2004 @ 1:05 am

  14. what about a guy?

    maybe colin farrell! now that’s an idea!

    #14 | Comment by Justin — April 26, 2004 @ 1:09 am

  15. I’m hurt Bubba, where my props at?

    #15 | Comment by bligityblah — April 26, 2004 @ 1:11 am

  16. Can you put that on a pair of boxers? Then I could wear it out in public and only show it to those who understand ;o

    #16 | Comment by dr.einstein — April 26, 2004 @ 1:18 am

  17. "what about a guy?

    maybe colin farrell! now that’s an idea!

    Posted by Justin – 1:09am April 26, 2004"
    lol.. no, not that either… pictures of people on shirts are just not too cool in my opinion… especially when its a picture of a highschool age girl being worn by a guy who is much much older than her. ;-P

    #17 | Comment by mike — April 26, 2004 @ 1:21 am

  18. bah! You should just put a picture of the whole banner from the top of the page. That would be a better description of the site than just having Bynes on it….good idea though….

    #18 | Comment by KB — April 26, 2004 @ 1:29 am

  19. actually bligityblah came up with that idea a coupla months ago. show them bligs!

    #19 | Comment by Justin — April 26, 2004 @ 1:32 am

  20. Fubar Shirt Bubba and I came up with.

    #20 | Comment by bligityblah — April 26, 2004 @ 1:35 am

  21. spamwhore 😉

    #21 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — April 26, 2004 @ 1:52 am

  22. I’d buy one. Though I’d prefer Duff, Lohan, or the Olsen’s over Bynes.

    #22 | Comment by Scorpion — April 26, 2004 @ 2:01 am

  23. using copyrighted images of celbrities would make the shirt illegal… i know this for a fact. so, you’d have to find a picture that has no copyright (a picture a fan took or something) and then do something with that. you can either do it perfectly legal or completely ilegally… for some reason, i don’t think you’d give two shits if you did it illegally, but i figured i’d just add my two cents for once.

    #23 | Comment by thenexxxt1 — April 26, 2004 @ 2:11 am

  24. okay so i actually DO have a cafepress shop (i’ve had one since 2002 actually. i just never bothered to do anything with it) and i’ve finally started fooling around with a bunch of ‘designs’. at this point, i’m just fucking around and amusing myself with what i can come up with. nothing concrete and nothing that i would actually put out officially. and yep, i was just about to say, the only problem is that cafepress doesn’t exactly condone using celebrity images or copyrighted pics. so yeah. that’s pretty much the only problem. unless of course i make stuff that only has text on it. or original logos or whatever.

    #24 | Comment by Justin — April 26, 2004 @ 2:15 am

  25. Like this?

    #25 | Comment by bligityblah — April 26, 2004 @ 2:20 am

  26. from what I’ve heard, cafepress shirts are shitty, the screens wear off within a few washes. it’d be cheaper, and higher quality,if you were to get them made at a local silk screener’s shop, and then set up your own online store. you’d also have a higher profit margin. I once thought of doing a t-shirt company with a buddy of mine, and we figured out that we would make 150% profit on each shirt if we sold them for $12. although we weren’t thinking of going online with it back then, and I know that it would cut into the profit margin, but would still be more worthwhile than cafepress. and you could take pre-orders to get the start-up cash.

    Just an idea, even though it’s a hell of a lot more complicated than just going with cafepress.

    #26 | Comment by kromekoran — April 26, 2004 @ 2:24 am

  27. Would definatly buy that one bligityblah.

    #27 | Comment by Scorpion — April 26, 2004 @ 2:25 am

  28. i wouldn’t wear it so i won’t buy it

    #28 | Comment by bah — April 26, 2004 @ 2:26 am

  29. yeah, i’ve heard about at least one horror story and i’m skeptical myself about the quality of the finished product. i wouldnt wanna be putting anything less than decent out there. offers the same type of service but again, not quite sure about the quality.

    #29 | Comment by Justin — April 26, 2004 @ 2:35 am

  30. Why does it need an image? Most decent images will be copyright, and who has the time to fuck around taking their own pics? If you’re going to create FUBAR shirts, use FUBAR lingo. "Nerds Away" leaps to mind immediately, or "There Are Currently 112 Paedophiles Visiting This Site". These could be done in large type with the web address small underneath.

    #30 | Comment by Brass — April 26, 2004 @ 2:42 am

  31. I agree with Brass. 🙂

    #31 | Comment by Ivan — April 26, 2004 @ 2:57 am

  32. hell ya i would buy a shirt…it doesnt need the pics…they would be better without pics…maybe just a cool design or something to go with a phrase…definately would buy a "nerds away" shirt

    #32 | Comment by hitek — April 26, 2004 @ 3:04 am

  33. yeah, one of the designs i was throwing around is actually text only. i personally find it pretty amusing.

    anyhow, that’s what i’ve got so far. not much.

    oh and i wouldn’t buy anything from the store right now. again, i’m currently just fucking around with ideas. consider those prototypes.

    #33 | Comment by Justin — April 26, 2004 @ 3:19 am

  34. Just so you know the Cafe press shirt I got from the store well over a year and a half ago hasn’t warn down at all. Atleast not noticebly. I like to go through all my clothes before I wash them so that shirt gets washed every week or so.

    #34 | Comment by Porkchop — April 26, 2004 @ 3:39 am

  35. Full on color images aren’t going to last as long as designs that are primarily black.

    #35 | Comment by Porkchop — April 26, 2004 @ 3:41 am

  36. I give 99% props to bligs.

    #36 | Comment by Bubba — April 26, 2004 @ 3:42 am

  37. Yay! I win! I got Justin off his ass! Me me me!

    I give me props!

    I will take all props from others in the form of oral sex.

    (I took a look at your designs, Justin: very nice. Also, Bligs, I had NO IDEA that the shirt design idea was yours, so I apologize.)

    #37 | Comment by thefelinepunk — April 26, 2004 @ 7:53 am

  38. I will provide all the oral s…props for lyndse. ME!

    #38 | Comment by pangwinking — April 26, 2004 @ 8:08 am

  39. After taking a look at the checklist shirt it seems that Evan Rachel Woods is 4 years to the day younger than I am. Go having celebrity birthdays! Oh yeah, you should definately put the nerds away slogan soemwhere on that piece….

    #39 | Comment by KB — April 26, 2004 @ 9:34 am

  40. bet your balls i’d buy it! i will also give props in form of oral sex…

    #40 | Comment by joshman — April 26, 2004 @ 11:01 am

  41. man, this is turning into a comunity thing. I can just picture walking by someone while we’re both wearing the shirt, and giving them "the nod"

    #41 | Comment by KB — April 26, 2004 @ 11:50 am

  42. 18’s Legal
    17 with consent
    16 with a note
    15 if her dad’s in the room

    Put that on a shirt and i’ll buy it.

    #42 | Comment by Dionysus187 — April 26, 2004 @ 11:53 am

  43. I’d buy the all text one, and agree that "Nerds Away" should be on there somewhere.
    I’d be okay with the picture one, but I’m not really a fan of the Bynes. Show me some Lohan, and you’ve got a sale.

    #43 | Comment by Harrison — April 26, 2004 @ 12:10 pm

  44. well 16 is the legal age of consent in my great state of New Hampshire….

    #44 | Comment by KB — April 26, 2004 @ 2:40 pm

  45. same here in wonderful GA

    #45 | Comment by matt — April 26, 2004 @ 4:01 pm

  46. I want them all…in my bed…and no im not talking about the shirts…jk…


    #46 | Comment by Clay — April 26, 2004 @ 4:44 pm

  47. A "NERDS AWAY!" shirt would be a neat idea. I would buy one. Hell … I might even go so far as to volunteer to attempt a concept drawing or two.

    #47 | Comment by JustSumDude — April 26, 2004 @ 6:44 pm

  48. "After taking a look at the checklist shirt it seems that Evan Rachel Woods is 4 years to the day younger than I am. Go having celebrity birthdays! Oh yeah, you should definately put the nerds away slogan soemwhere on that piece….

    Posted by KB – 9:34am April 26, 2004"

    I find that hilarious and very quote-worthy. kekekeke

    #48 | Comment by Bubba — April 26, 2004 @ 7:56 pm

  49. Love the checklist shirt, id buy it. Although the picture shirt is hilarious, i wouldnt buy it.

    #49 | Comment by ilp — April 27, 2004 @ 12:31 pm

  50. Id type faster but I only got 1 hand …

    #50 | Comment by lefty — January 17, 2005 @ 10:11 pm

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