Some one soooooooooo stole my idea… Damn krauts.
I was just talking to my friend about inventing a disposable type thing like that… damn krauts…damn them to …living..in Germany! yeah!
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by Impresariozero — June 1, 2004 @
5:59 am
ive been fucking trash bags for years i cant believe its finally catching on! YES
its not a german invention man, if it were german maybe the text would be in german and the website would be .de…next time stop and verify stuff before you start making an ass of yourself
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by Impresariozero_is_lame — June 1, 2004 @
7:46 am
woot! totally unrelated but paris hilton in a bikini
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by Rush Limbaugh — June 1, 2004 @
9:13 am
That "bag" is gross but oddly interesting. Putting your penith in a silky bag, I mean how lazy can you get.
Bill: Why you fuckin’ a bag Bob?
Bob: Oh I hurt my elbow playing tennis and I can’t get a real girl so I paid a bunch of money for this stupid bag instead of getting a hooker.
Billy: Stupid cracker!
<:()
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by onederfool1 — June 1, 2004 @
11:35 am
Eeeeeeeeeeeewwww…the guy who’s demonstrating how to use Ms. Softie is my dad!
Juuuuuuust kidding. But I’ll bet you felt bad for me for a minute.
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by mrwhipple — June 1, 2004 @
11:50 am
Whoa. Just whoa.
Oh those crazy germans and their excessive amounts of free time.
I mean, who needs a girlfriend when you can hump a garbage bag full of mystery fluid?
So i guess for the men who have certain genetic "shortcomings" there’s going to be a sandwich bag version?
been away for a couple days….and all i have to say is, "THANK YOU JUSTIN!!!!"
i too have been skipping all the comments lately…because of all the website plugging (especially the fucking one WE ALL hate), and because of all the useless posts that seem to be showing up.
Although, i still pee my pants whenever i see a random post about Bubba being gay…..that’s just too funny…..
I’m Bubbas Biggest Fan…..biggest fan. nice work.
Anyways, i hope this Nazi Regime stays strong.
i Voted for Hillary Duff by the way….just wait until she gets titty implants and starts flashing her pubes all over the place…..you soon forget lindsey and start linking us to ebay auctions involving Duff’s discarded disposable razors……further linking us to a super hi-res pick showing that there is a ‘short-n-curly’ still stuck in the blades…..and then we can argue about it being real or fake…..I LOVE THIS SITE!!
okay this is TOTALLY off the subject, but I needed to know somethin… figured this would be the best place to ask it… heh .. what is Justins AIM name? my computer is bein stupid or something cause I can’t find it anywhere… of course it could be just me… so while i go blast some music and wash my dishes can somebody hook me up? pleaseee???
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by onederfool1 — June 1, 2004 @
5:09 pm
He has everyone who’s not on his list blocked.
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by DarckkorioN — June 1, 2004 @
5:12 pm
Oh……my…..god. If I wanted, I could walk around the corner and get pussy cheaper than that bag. Some people….I just don’t know about some people.
Quote from site:
Warning: Don’t be a cheapskate. Don’t try to save a Miss Softie for reuse another day. There are horror stories about what kind of growths people who have been using other kinds of fake vaginas have found in them after not washing them properly: funghus and small white worms even! If you use Miss Softie Single use pussies once and then throw them away you won’t have to think about such things.
Ha ha. IT’s bad enough you can’t get real pussy, you’re so cheap, you have to reuse this shit. Lol.
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by Webster — June 1, 2004 @
11:42 pm
I’m sure that Miss.Softie is the perfect woman to men who have been married for too long.
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by UncleMao — June 2, 2004 @
3:38 am
That’s probably the most attractive vagina ever. Oh Vagina, you foldy pile of skin, you.
And in response to MrWhipple’s post, "the guy who’s demonstrating how to use Ms. Softie is my dad! I’ll bet you felt bad for me for a minute." I’d feel REALLY bad for you if your could recognize your father just by seeing his cock in a water balloon.
#56 |
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by governor steve — June 2, 2004 @
12:39 pm
in response to governor steve…
good! im glad someone caught that little joke.
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by mrwhipple — June 2, 2004 @
1:22 pm
little white worms?? i dont know much about semen or self-pleasuring devices but that sounds like a case-specific problem. better get your g/f tested or make sure you double wrap it b4 you give the meat injection to any more prostites.
I just love tha comparison of the miniutre trash bag with liquid silk to a vagina.
And where can I aquire this "Miss Softie"?
Original Nerd
#1 | Comment by PacManJesus — June 1, 2004 @ 5:37 am
Saw that on B3ta. For God’s sake. The crap people think up and sell. What’s wrong with a proper hand shandy?*
* rhetorical question
#2 | Comment by Dan — June 1, 2004 @ 5:42 am
Buy the time you get all that crap, you might as well buy "Pocket Pussy"
#3 | Comment by James Earl Jones — June 1, 2004 @ 5:46 am
BESTÄLL EN FITTA TILL DIG HÄR!
#4 | Comment by Justin — June 1, 2004 @ 5:47 am
Problem is it doesn’t make you a sandwich afterwards. Now if they can figure that out everything would be perfect.
#5 | Comment by Brandandoni — June 1, 2004 @ 5:51 am
wonder which one feels better…
#6 | Comment by Justin — June 1, 2004 @ 5:52 am
LOL that balloon is so gross.
#7 | Comment by Alias — June 1, 2004 @ 5:56 am
Some one soooooooooo stole my idea… Damn krauts.
I was just talking to my friend about inventing a disposable type thing like that… damn krauts…damn them to …living..in Germany! yeah!
#8 | Comment by Impresariozero — June 1, 2004 @ 5:59 am
ive been fucking trash bags for years i cant believe its finally catching on! YES
#9 | Comment by hesey — June 1, 2004 @ 6:22 am
OMG that is the most interesting thing ive ever seen in my entirely..
#10 | Comment by neodize — June 1, 2004 @ 6:37 am
that was freakin funny and sad at the same time.
#11 | Comment by alias — June 1, 2004 @ 6:49 am
So if the balloon explodes, is that considered a good orgasm?
#12 | Comment by Suji — June 1, 2004 @ 7:02 am
::ive been fucking trash bags for years i cant believe its finally catching on! YES
Posted by hesey – 6:22am June 1, 2004::
Okay…that was funny
#13 | Comment by Impresariozero — June 1, 2004 @ 7:03 am
mm where can i get one of those?
#14 | Comment by dek0nstruc — June 1, 2004 @ 7:45 am
its not a german invention man, if it were german maybe the text would be in german and the website would be .de…next time stop and verify stuff before you start making an ass of yourself
#15 | Comment by Impresariozero_is_lame — June 1, 2004 @ 7:46 am
woot! totally unrelated but paris hilton in a bikini
http://www.thesuperficial.com/000007.html
#16 | Comment by nickelman — June 1, 2004 @ 7:49 am
thats the funniest product ive seen in my entire life. that thing would sell like hot cakes and its so freaking simple.. rofl.
#17 | Comment by j — June 1, 2004 @ 8:34 am
We’ve already seen her completely naked getting fucked and giving bjs. Being in a bikini is step backward. Conclusion = lame link.
#18 | Comment by bob the builder — June 1, 2004 @ 8:45 am
Unrelated, but… Where can I find a good collection of pictures of Susan Elaine? (Preferably nekkid.)
#19 | Comment by fend — June 1, 2004 @ 9:05 am
How sad. It’s Swedish and the link on the bottom of the page says "Order a pussy for yourself here".
#20 | Comment by antic — June 1, 2004 @ 9:08 am
Britney Spears gives Chinese government "veto power" over her outfits for her tour their next year, because of outfits like
http://tinyurl.com/27kmw <~~~ This Story: http://tinyurl.com/3b9sw
communists away!
#21 | Comment by Rush Limbaugh — June 1, 2004 @ 9:11 am
SUPER HOT N00D PIK OF SUSAN ELAINE
http://tinyurl.com/29qb3
#22 | Comment by Rush Limbaugh — June 1, 2004 @ 9:13 am
That "bag" is gross but oddly interesting. Putting your penith in a silky bag, I mean how lazy can you get.
Bill: Why you fuckin’ a bag Bob?
Bob: Oh I hurt my elbow playing tennis and I can’t get a real girl so I paid a bunch of money for this stupid bag instead of getting a hooker.
Billy: Stupid cracker!
<:()
#23 | Comment by qchad — June 1, 2004 @ 9:47 am
i bet you i can make one of those using a ziplock bag
#24 | Comment by ikke — June 1, 2004 @ 10:24 am
fucking retarded…
#25 | Comment by Joe — June 1, 2004 @ 10:26 am
That’s really disturbing. If I had a penis and was that desperate, I’d at least go out and buy myself a "real doll" or a replica of Janine’s cooter. 🙂
#26 | Comment by Amanda — June 1, 2004 @ 10:29 am
Amanda, I am sure your have a dildo, whats the difference?
#27 | Comment by Mom — June 1, 2004 @ 10:44 am
thats… just… plain… retarded…
#28 | Comment by onederfool1 — June 1, 2004 @ 11:35 am
Eeeeeeeeeeeewwww…the guy who’s demonstrating how to use Ms. Softie is my dad!
Juuuuuuust kidding. But I’ll bet you felt bad for me for a minute.
#29 | Comment by mrwhipple — June 1, 2004 @ 11:50 am
Whoa. Just whoa.
Oh those crazy germans and their excessive amounts of free time.
I mean, who needs a girlfriend when you can hump a garbage bag full of mystery fluid?
So i guess for the men who have certain genetic "shortcomings" there’s going to be a sandwich bag version?
#30 | Comment by .Moneen. — June 1, 2004 @ 12:14 pm
Get with the program, its from Sweden.
#31 | Comment by Lee — June 1, 2004 @ 12:30 pm
Thats just sick. A platic bag? C’mon people, at least buy something better than a plastic bag, likr a bag made out of silk or something.
#32 | Comment by kvl — June 1, 2004 @ 12:34 pm
totally uncool, man
#33 | Comment by vhw — June 1, 2004 @ 12:43 pm
crazy skankdinavians
#34 | Comment by UncleMao — June 1, 2004 @ 12:45 pm
jeezzz, why pay, whn the real thing is already free :p
#35 | Comment by nR — June 1, 2004 @ 1:09 pm
Yup…. damn germans
#36 | Comment by Impresariozero — June 1, 2004 @ 2:03 pm
THANK YOU JUSTIN, FOR THIS CRAZY AND FUNNY LINK!…
#37 | Comment by http://www.pcpages.com/abyssal — June 1, 2004 @ 2:09 pm
No, just no.
#38 | Comment by Mike — June 1, 2004 @ 2:09 pm
That probably feels better than those toilet paper rolls!
Oh c’mon- like you never tried it!!!
#39 | Comment by Dr. Ped O. Fil — June 1, 2004 @ 2:53 pm
Toilet paper rolls???
Dude were u born with nipples on the ends of your elbows? Cos you know hands have a great many uses..
#40 | Comment by UncleMao — June 1, 2004 @ 3:02 pm
Yes the hand does work fine. Everyone loves to beat the shit out of their dick every few days, theres nothing wrong with that infact, I approve.
#41 | Comment by Trip — June 1, 2004 @ 3:31 pm
Anyone take the time to look at the bag itself? Theres a link to the real website on it. http://www.softie4u.com
#42 | Comment by Bizkit — June 1, 2004 @ 3:42 pm
=)
#43 | Comment by jaka — June 1, 2004 @ 4:35 pm
been away for a couple days….and all i have to say is, "THANK YOU JUSTIN!!!!"
i too have been skipping all the comments lately…because of all the website plugging (especially the fucking one WE ALL hate), and because of all the useless posts that seem to be showing up.
Although, i still pee my pants whenever i see a random post about Bubba being gay…..that’s just too funny…..
I’m Bubbas Biggest Fan…..biggest fan. nice work.
Anyways, i hope this Nazi Regime stays strong.
i Voted for Hillary Duff by the way….just wait until she gets titty implants and starts flashing her pubes all over the place…..you soon forget lindsey and start linking us to ebay auctions involving Duff’s discarded disposable razors……further linking us to a super hi-res pick showing that there is a ‘short-n-curly’ still stuck in the blades…..and then we can argue about it being real or fake…..I LOVE THIS SITE!!
#44 | Comment by Dope — June 1, 2004 @ 4:35 pm
okay this is TOTALLY off the subject, but I needed to know somethin… figured this would be the best place to ask it… heh .. what is Justins AIM name? my computer is bein stupid or something cause I can’t find it anywhere… of course it could be just me… so while i go blast some music and wash my dishes can somebody hook me up? pleaseee???
#45 | Comment by onederfool1 — June 1, 2004 @ 5:09 pm
He has everyone who’s not on his list blocked.
#46 | Comment by DarckkorioN — June 1, 2004 @ 5:12 pm
Oh……my…..god. If I wanted, I could walk around the corner and get pussy cheaper than that bag. Some people….I just don’t know about some people.
#47 | Comment by Zerg — June 1, 2004 @ 5:14 pm
it’s a bag, that you fuck….. erm, what happend to shaking hands, what happened to a nice warm sock as well…. er did I just say that?
#48 | Comment by seige — June 1, 2004 @ 5:18 pm
LOL oddly enough I just got sent one of these today as my thank you gift for donating to PBS.
#49 | Comment by Alias — June 1, 2004 @ 5:24 pm
PBS gave you that? what are they on?… I would have thought naked pictures or even beer would be more their thing…
#50 | Comment by seige — June 1, 2004 @ 5:33 pm
i actually bought one and now my dick has burns on them…
where can i get a refund?
#51 | Comment by bah — June 1, 2004 @ 8:24 pm
dude, no. not a raw puss dick
#52 | Comment by eddie — June 1, 2004 @ 10:06 pm
i am totally in favor of this.
boys need toys too.
#53 | Comment by lizzi — June 1, 2004 @ 11:16 pm
Quote from site:
Warning: Don’t be a cheapskate. Don’t try to save a Miss Softie for reuse another day. There are horror stories about what kind of growths people who have been using other kinds of fake vaginas have found in them after not washing them properly: funghus and small white worms even! If you use Miss Softie Single use pussies once and then throw them away you won’t have to think about such things.
Ha ha. IT’s bad enough you can’t get real pussy, you’re so cheap, you have to reuse this shit. Lol.
#54 | Comment by Webster — June 1, 2004 @ 11:42 pm
I’m sure that Miss.Softie is the perfect woman to men who have been married for too long.
#55 | Comment by UncleMao — June 2, 2004 @ 3:38 am
That’s probably the most attractive vagina ever. Oh Vagina, you foldy pile of skin, you.
And in response to MrWhipple’s post, "the guy who’s demonstrating how to use Ms. Softie is my dad! I’ll bet you felt bad for me for a minute." I’d feel REALLY bad for you if your could recognize your father just by seeing his cock in a water balloon.
#56 | Comment by governor steve — June 2, 2004 @ 12:39 pm
in response to governor steve…
good! im glad someone caught that little joke.
#57 | Comment by mrwhipple — June 2, 2004 @ 1:22 pm
I still wanna know whats wrong with a sock…
#58 | Comment by seige — June 2, 2004 @ 1:32 pm
little white worms?? i dont know much about semen or self-pleasuring devices but that sounds like a case-specific problem. better get your g/f tested or make sure you double wrap it b4 you give the meat injection to any more prostites.
#59 | Comment by Bizzle — June 3, 2004 @ 12:24 pm
Oh my mother. who in the fogging hell invented this? he nids a life.
#60 | Comment by EggWithFriedRice — June 4, 2004 @ 11:28 pm
You guys are full of shit. This is a brilliant product Who cares what it looks like – you are watching a vid anyway while you are humpin it.
#61 | Comment by jerker — June 5, 2004 @ 1:11 pm
Made in the USA alternative to Miss Softie: read about it here!!!
#62 | Comment by FleshJoe — June 28, 2004 @ 2:16 pm