Guess who has the most disturbing site on the internet? That’s right! Me baby!

the most disturbing website on the internet: (non-porn, surprisingly)

its a website devoted to female celebrities under the age of 18. this guy is obsessed with that girl who hosted snl a few weeks ago, lindsey lohan.

Hehaheahehahehahea. I found that while i was looking at to see who had my site linked and what they were saying about it. I notice that i seem to be on quite a number of sites that also have whatevs, Stereogum and ThighsWideShut linked. I guess i must have somehow broken into some kind of interweb link clique or something. Hehaehahehahea. In fact, i’ve even been mentioned in the same sentence as Grambo and Thighs!

How Evian thinks they can get away with naming the hundred most beautiful women in history without consulting me, Uncle G., Justin or Thunder Thighs is beyond me. (if they did consult us, the list may look like the contents of Spanky the Clown’s little black book).

It’s always interesting to see what people think of this site:

…I don’t want to piss off anyone more than necessary, so I would say you probably don’t want to check this site out if a guy indulging in guy-things offends you. If you think the concept behind the Man Show is a crime against humanity – this is not your site. (Unless you like nicely composed colors and webpage layouts – it’s worth a peek if you’re into that.)

But, speaking directly to the Guys in the crowd, this is one of those sites you dream about finding. Seriously. Forget about me and go there – you might never come back here, ever, but that’s okay. I will comPLETEly understand.

That up there, i didn’t get from technorati. It’s actually a quote from a coupla years ago (2001!) when this site was still Here’s the whole entry.

Upon further reflection, not much has really changed. Well, except for the fact that fubar now has this whole underaged teen starlets theme. Which shockingly, didn’t always use to be the case! From what i can remember, these are all the celebs that i had featured on the site layout at one time or another.

  • Claire Forlani
  • Natalie Portman
  • Angelina Jolie
  • Drew Barrymore
  • Avril Lavigne
  • Kristen Kreuk
  • Asia Argento
  • Denise Richards
  • Ellen Feiss
  • Amanda Bynes
  • Daveigh Chase
  • Lillix
  • Colin Farrell
  • And currently these girls

Yes. A couple of them were joke layouts. Guess which ones.

Anyhow, for those of you who haven’t already seen, pics from the MTV Movie Awards hit the net sometime yesterday. While i was asleep. Which was for most of the day. Which is why you haven’t seen them posted up. Plus i’m also trying to conserve bandwidth so i didn’t really feel like hosting and posting the pics.

However, i will, instead, direct you to a couple of other sites where you can see the pics.

Is that enough Lindsay Lohan for you? Enough to last you till this Thursday when they actually air the Awards show on TV?

Oh by the way, Jenn seems to be back. At least in the comments section. Some of you long time regulars might remember her. If not, here’s a refresher. She’s really quite a character.

Hopefully we’ll see more of her around again.

82 thoughts on “YEAH!

  1. Justin, you will always be my favorite blogger who writes about under aged hotties and posts pictures of 17 year-old nipples.

    I love this place.

    #1 | Comment by radish01001 — June 7, 2004 @ 1:33 am

  2. i want a perfect body, i want a perfect soul…

    #2 | Comment by bah — June 7, 2004 @ 1:36 am

  3. Damn, keep up the good, bad, or what ever kinda work you do around here!

    #3 | Comment by Victor_Vega — June 7, 2004 @ 1:45 am

  4. definitely bad. but in a good way!


    #4 | Comment by Justin — June 7, 2004 @ 1:48 am

  5. Granted, I’ve never been on the layout, but Ash from the Evil Dead movies and I feel that we’ve been slighted by not meriting mention anywhere in any of this. For shame, Justin. For shame…

    #5 | Comment by Ben Affleck — June 7, 2004 @ 1:49 am

  6. did she ever post her pic?

    #6 | Comment by Asty — June 7, 2004 @ 1:54 am

  7. It was more of a slow transition, but you should try to figure out just when your site became jail-bait central. I can’t quite put my finger on it but I’m going to blame Amanda Bynes for bringing all of this about. I wonder if Jenn’s return will bring back banana.

    #7 | Comment by Jeff — June 7, 2004 @ 2:00 am

  8. if i’m attracted to Jenn.. does that mean i might potentially like S&M?

    #8 | Comment by bah — June 7, 2004 @ 2:00 am

  9. actually the amanda bynes layout was only up for like a day. because, get this, people were complaining that she was too young.

    so they suggested i put up hilary duff instead (who’s actually even younger than bynes!)

    #9 | Comment by Justin — June 7, 2004 @ 2:09 am

  10. Wait, is this the part where we make suggestions for new layouts?

    How about goatse, to commemorate Jennagain’s return? Doesn’t she have the keys to this site? She should post.

    I’m not obsessing.
    I’m not obsessing.

    I just like the effect she has.

    #10 | Comment by Seriously — June 7, 2004 @ 2:12 am

  11. i dont care what people say, i just turned 19 and i think lindsay is the hottest girl EVER. she’s gonna be 18 soon so i dont consider myself a PEDOPHILE! some of the stuff on this site is kinda bad though….like that girl from harry potter who is like 13 or something…and JOJO who is also 13, that girl has problems, she shouldnt be dressing like that at 13…what a little whore. but anyways i think its funny how people react to this site saying justin is a pedophile and whatnot….thats just stupid. i must say though, when i saw lindsays phone number on here i thought that was kinda stalker esque…and i can see a bunch of fuckin clownshoes leaving retarded messages on her phone.. how would you like that on your phone? but anyways, overall i love this site, i visit it everyday to see if there is any more pics of MY QUEEN. keep up the good work justin.

    #11 | Comment by JesusFan666 — June 7, 2004 @ 2:28 am

  12. heres your stupid avril look how punk she is. hahahahahahahahahahaha.

    #12 | Comment by curious — June 7, 2004 @ 2:42 am

  13. wow! i only posted that, like, 2 YEARS AGO.

    #13 | Comment by Justin — June 7, 2004 @ 2:50 am

  14. For the prudes: Gogo from Kill Bill
    Here’s something for them to actually complain about

    I was tempted to use another name for this particular post, but I read your recent post about random idiots messing with your very good site, so get used to me :)sally

    #14 | Comment by silly_sally — June 7, 2004 @ 2:52 am

  15. Those braids that Avril is sporting is hilarious!

    Justin, do you plan on changing the site theme/layout anytime soon?? My young niece caught me looking at the site and was all like "wow, you like Linsday Lohan too??". And I’m like – "um. yea. she’s cool".

    I felt like such a perv. 🙁

    #15 | Comment by Download-This — June 7, 2004 @ 3:17 am

  16. ::nelson laugh::

    HA ha!


    #16 | Comment by Justin — June 7, 2004 @ 3:20 am

  17. finally a glance at her sweet little panties! and wow they are pink…i guess i can say i’ve seen the pin between her legs and its b-e-a-utiful

    #17 | Comment by i saw lindsay's panties — June 7, 2004 @ 3:40 am

  18. i actually went through ALL of Jenns posts – talk about too much free time. i have to give her credit for the whole "lesbians using dildos shaped like a penis when they are lesbians cause they dont LIKE penises" theory – that was a good one…

    definitely a character…

    #18 | Comment by sarah — June 7, 2004 @ 4:07 am

  19. J,

    You forgot the ‘.com’ on the Stereogums link.

    …and Lohan is so much better than Bynes.

    #19 | Comment by h.e. — June 7, 2004 @ 4:44 am

  20. Ellen Feiss was hot in a stoned way!

    #20 | Comment by WP — June 7, 2004 @ 4:55 am

  21. I honestly don’t see why people find this site so disturbing.

    Cock lovers.

    #21 | Comment by ASL — June 7, 2004 @ 7:12 am

  22. jenn’s back huh, well you better watch your ass justin.

    #22 | Comment by Charles — June 7, 2004 @ 8:06 am

  23. The Thigh Master loves each and every one of ya!

    #23 | Comment by Thigh Master — June 7, 2004 @ 8:21 am

  24. "I felt like such a perv. :("
    Posted by Download-This – 3:17am June 7, 2004

    Hahahha! You are not alone. This layout is still good for a couple of months. Justin does splice in a couple of adults here and there. Like Vin Diesel.

    Speaking of puppies…

    #24 | Comment by qchad — June 7, 2004 @ 9:16 am

  25. did you notice the pink panties in the lindsay lohan shot?

    #25 | Comment by Slava — June 7, 2004 @ 10:30 am

  26. my my my how our justin has grown thru out the internet since the days of justin you rule keep up the great work!

    #26 | Comment by J.C. — June 7, 2004 @ 11:45 am

  27. what is this panty shot you all are talking about?

    By the way Justin did you see Scarlett on the Tony awards last night? Very Nice. Another one of those dresses that makes her best parts look all the better. Similar to the pics of her in the yellow dress.

    #27 | Comment by snatcher — June 7, 2004 @ 11:48 am

  28. I’m a link!

    #28 | Comment by Seriously — June 7, 2004 @ 12:01 pm

  29. i dont see how this could be the most disturbing website out there. i mean there are some really disturbed people out there. such as people that would actually pay 9 bucks to see halle berry as catwoman.

    #29 | Comment by joe — June 7, 2004 @ 12:17 pm

  30. whoohoooo links rules!!!

    #30 | Comment by WP — June 7, 2004 @ 12:44 pm

  31. the sad thing is that when Amanda Bynes started on "All That" she was as annoying as hell…

    #31 | Comment by Nate — June 7, 2004 @ 12:46 pm

  32. i dont see why Lindsay Lohan is such a big deal, anyone notice she’s got ugly skin? plus she’s not that pretty, and still carries around a little baby fat too.

    #32 | Comment by Sean — June 7, 2004 @ 1:48 pm

  33. Justin and the rest of you are all faggots.

    Lindsay Lohan has ugly hands, along with the rest of her.

    #33 | Comment by Bob — June 7, 2004 @ 2:03 pm

  34. FIRST!!!!!

    #34 | Comment by embus — June 7, 2004 @ 2:07 pm


    #35 | Comment by — June 7, 2004 @ 3:53 pm

  36. DONT GO TO
    It’s full of ads.
    Don’t go there, it’s full of ads.
    Did I mention that site is full of ads?
    I went there before, I discovered lots of ads.
    abyssal’s site has ads aplenty.
    Don’t like ads? Don’t go to
    I’m adding the parenthesis so that you don’t accidentally click it and go to the site full of ads.

    #36 | Comment by radish01001 — June 7, 2004 @ 4:15 pm

  37. check this out…lindsays nipps are hangin out

    #37 | Comment by blah — June 7, 2004 @ 4:15 pm

  38. Woah woah, time out! Angelina Jolie is the 4th most beautiful woman of all time? Are you freaking kidding me?!?!?! What a bunch of dumbasses.

    I’m not so keen on seeing Cameron Diaz at #11 either.

    #38 | Comment by Phaedrus — June 7, 2004 @ 4:16 pm

  39. heres some more titty

    #39 | Comment by blah — June 7, 2004 @ 4:17 pm

  40. Lohan…All her looks are from her boobs. Period. Which, of course, I don’t mind looking at.

    Again she is only seventeen who knows what she will end up looking like by the time she is 21 or so. Could be better could be worse. Although I don’t think age cures cankles.

    #40 | Comment by snatcher — June 7, 2004 @ 4:18 pm

  41. i think lohan is a little nasty freckled thing who needs to learn how to keep her tittys in her shirt… and put a bra on

    #41 | Comment by blah — June 7, 2004 @ 4:21 pm

  42. Yet you have no prob postin pics of her

    #42 | Comment by snatcher — June 7, 2004 @ 4:26 pm

  43. speaking of LL and her titties, I dont know if these have been posted yet:


    #43 | Comment by Blues — June 7, 2004 @ 4:29 pm

  44. You know after looking at those pic again for the hundreth time, how did she not know that her tit was haggin out. Could she not feel it. I know that if any parts of my body that are normally covered become exposed, and I’m talking normal stuff like if you lift your arms up and your stomach become exposed, I can totally feel it.
    Here she is with a pretty sensitive part of her body hangin out and she has no idea? Hmmm
    Any girls out there…wouldn’t you know if your nipple were exposed.

    #44 | Comment by Snatcher — June 7, 2004 @ 4:42 pm

  45. I didn’t obsess about this page, but I’ll admit to linking to it. 😀

    #45 | Comment by ntgrvty — June 7, 2004 @ 4:46 pm

  46. All hail Justin… paedophiliac phto king bastard of the universe.

    Lol…no wonder you hate Malaysia, they probably would chop your dick off in Kelantan…

    #46 | Comment by UncleMao — June 7, 2004 @ 4:51 pm

  47. Just to add, I don’t know if anyone read that 100 most beautiful women bullshit, but LIV TYLER IS THE SECOND MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN EVER??????? That is REDICULOUS. I cannot believe anyone short of a third grader with a crush on liv tyler would make that claim.

    #47 | Comment by senason — June 7, 2004 @ 4:56 pm

  48. lol i post pics of her bcuz i thought all u freaks would want to see them….but its all good, i still think shes nasty, and i think i would know if my tit was hangin out like that girl up there said before, she does it fer attention

    #48 | Comment by blah — June 7, 2004 @ 5:37 pm

  49. Can some one post some naked pics of Bea Artuher

    #49 | Comment by Shifty NcNutzz — June 7, 2004 @ 6:16 pm

  50. U know that vanity fair pic, whos the chic third in from the left, the 1 with the spangly dress

    #50 | Comment by seige — June 7, 2004 @ 6:20 pm

  51. Snatcher, the first link Justin has up at the top. Pics 15 & 19 are nice upshorts! And notice in the boob shot, she’s on the phone -Oblivious to the outside world, even her own skin! hehe

    #51 | Comment by KristenKLover — June 7, 2004 @ 6:55 pm

  52. why are people STILL posting links to those OLD ASS nipple shots? those are SOOOOOO last month. good god.

    THEY’RE FUCKING OLD. goddamn bandwidth wasting newbs.

    #52 | Comment by Justin — June 7, 2004 @ 7:01 pm

  53. I like how on most of the thumbnails have her head chopped off

    #53 | Comment by Eric — June 7, 2004 @ 7:11 pm

  54. "finally a glance at her sweet little panties! and wow they are pink…"
    what picture?? fill me in i cant find it…

    #54 | Comment by Thomas — June 7, 2004 @ 7:38 pm

  55. Speaking of Old….does anyone have copies of the older banners? (Kristin Kreuk, Clarie Forlani, etc…) Coming in late to the Fubar game, and I’d like ta catch up…

    #55 | Comment by joe mama — June 7, 2004 @ 7:40 pm

  56. 100 most beautiful women??? Hah!!!

    My top 3 are Lohan- Duff- Lavigne follwed by 97 other preteen models shown on this site.

    #56 | Comment by Dr. Ped O. Fil — June 7, 2004 @ 7:45 pm

  57. seige, it’s one of the olsen twins. I’m gonna venture a guess and say ashley but i’m not sure.

    #57 | Comment by matt — June 7, 2004 @ 7:51 pm

  58. In the banner up top, who are the broads b/t Duff and Raven? Man that raven chick has some funbags eh?

    #58 | Comment by dt — June 7, 2004 @ 7:56 pm

  59. Lindsay’s dad got arrested

    #59 | Comment by appleworm — June 7, 2004 @ 8:02 pm

  60. Ok, this is definitely perverted, but if you modify the brightness in one of those pics of Lindsay Lohan, you can clearly see her pink panties. Lest anyone think she wasnt wearing any. The pic is 15.jpg.

    #60 | Comment by Scott — June 7, 2004 @ 8:22 pm

  61. The girls between Duff & Raven are Alexis Bledel (Gilmore Girls), and Evan Rachel Wood (Thirteen, S1m0ne). For you pedophilez out there, Wood (hehe..wood) is 16, but Bledel’s 23…so she’s way to legal for u guys…

    #61 | Comment by joe momma — June 7, 2004 @ 8:54 pm

  62. Justin is turning me gay, I am looping jojo’s "get out" song over and over.

    Guh make it stop? or make her legal, either or.

    #62 | Comment by Alias — June 7, 2004 @ 9:01 pm

  63. cheers matt

    #63 | Comment by seige — June 7, 2004 @ 9:04 pm

  64. "…And notice in the boob shot, she’s on the phone -Oblivious to the outside world, even her own skin! hehe"

    Posted by KristenKLover – 6:55pm June 7, 2004

    I will go with the phone distraction excuse. Otherwise I was thinking more about them really being fake, and she has no feeling in her nips anymore. So she wouldn’t notice if they were hangin out. Mmm Mmm Mmmmm

    #64 | Comment by Snatcher — June 7, 2004 @ 9:08 pm

  65. Justin,
    That was the longest thing you have posted in a while and I must say this. That was 5 min. of my life that I will never get back. Give them you bastard!! Give them back or suffer!

    #65 | Comment by Rivers — June 7, 2004 @ 9:11 pm

  66. lol justin yur a spaz man…just calm down, the world isnt ending if someone puts an old post up… =D

    #66 | Comment by blah — June 7, 2004 @ 11:08 pm

  67. do i see what i think i see up lohans shorts?

    or are is my mind playing tricks on me?

    #67 | Comment by vass — June 7, 2004 @ 11:25 pm

  68. Justin its Koreans like you that give the rest of us a bad name. Keep up the good work.

    #68 | Comment by Howsurazz — June 7, 2004 @ 11:37 pm

  69. oh my god

    i hate it.

    #69 | Comment by scentless — June 8, 2004 @ 1:12 am

  70. i’d hit it

    #70 | Comment by Justin — June 8, 2004 @ 1:13 am

  71. i say ga-damn….she looks like a cave man

    #71 | Comment by c-unit — June 8, 2004 @ 2:51 am

  72. Cate Blanchett ? Princess Di ? Madonna ? Princess Caroline ? Heather Graham ??? What the fuck were they smoking when they knocked that pathetic list up ? Nicole Kidman shoulda bin 3rd. And if you’re gonna go back in time and drag out Audrey then go back to the days of ‘Demolition Man’ and stick Sandra Bullock’s hour-glass figure in 4th.

    #72 | Comment by Lock — June 8, 2004 @ 12:18 pm

  73. Justin,
    You are my hero, i love your site because you post some serious hotties!! I would risk the jail time for Lohan, Duff, and both of the Olson’s any day of the year. Please stay a pedo/perv god, we love you!!

    #73 | Comment by Lex — June 8, 2004 @ 12:25 pm

  74. "Lindsay’s dad got arrested"

    guess what? NOBODY CARES. know why? BECAUSE IT’S BEEN POSTED ABOUT 1000 TIMES BEFORE. and "blah", with your fucking stupid ass name (i swear i’ll ban your IP if you don’t get a better one) this isn’t a fucking link dump. go do it somewhere else. i’m not the only one getting annoyed with you newbs.

    radish01001: wtf
    radish01001: those guys
    radish01001: posted THOSE PICTURES
    radish01001: I thought it was a joke
    radish01001: are you sure it isnt?
    psykotik2k: stupid newbs
    psykotik2k: he must be living under a rock or somehingt
    radish01001: yeah no shit

    i swear i’ll start banning you newbs without warning.

    btw, i’m not korean. or chinese. or japanese. or burmese or thai or malaysian or whatever the fuck.

    #74 | Comment by Justin — June 8, 2004 @ 12:26 pm

  75. Oh and on the Lohan pic of her on stage, their panties (i own photoshop and am pretty good at enlarging stuff to figure out what’s what). Sorry to disappoint you all. I’m 18 by the way so technically Lohan and Duff are still legal for me in my state!

    HA HA!!

    #75 | Comment by Lex — June 8, 2004 @ 12:28 pm

  76. All you motherfuckers are gunna pay. You are the ones who are the ball lickers. We’re gunna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiney bitches. Once Justin bans you, we’re gunna make you eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat your shit which is made up of our shit that we made you eat.


    #76 | Comment by radish01001 — June 8, 2004 @ 12:41 pm

  77. WTF — no activity in 3 days? That’s more disturbing than anything else about this site!

    #77 | Comment by Ben Lurkin — June 9, 2004 @ 8:16 pm

  78. Jesus christ its Ben Affleck.

    It realy is him!!

    #78 | Comment by FootLong — June 11, 2004 @ 1:29 pm

  79. Wanna Know Which Olsen Twin is which The annerexic one is ashley. just look for bones pokeing out of her skin.

    ps wanna know why lindsay lohans dad hit her unkle? the unkel and someone else were debateing if her breasts were real. got that off ET.

    #79 | Comment by yo the info — June 28, 2004 @ 3:45 am

  80. Dude no joke last week I was in LAX and I saw Hilary Duff W/ some blond kid that looked like a shark but anyway. I said hi And she looked at me then looked at the shark and said lets go quick.

    #80 | Comment by James Lindall — June 28, 2004 @ 3:51 am

  81. Does vanity fair know you use there photo for this site?

    #81 | Comment by Dave Chapell — June 28, 2004 @ 3:58 am

  82. that "tan in a can" pic of lindsay looks like a sunburn… ive had plenty of thoes… i mean IF her face looked like that why would she be outside? id hide my face if it looked like that……..and DAMNITT i cant find any pictures of the olsen twins showing their backs….. what the hell? …..of damni just noticed nobody has messaged in a long time…. oh well…..NOTICE ME!!!!!!!

    #82 | Comment by bunny — July 7, 2004 @ 5:01 pm

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