How much do i rule?

A shitty throwaway blogspot site that i made got itself linked on wired, msnbc, gizmodo, ipodlounge and literally HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS of other sites all around the world. I made That Pepsi Girl into a worldwide online phenomenon ala Ellen Feiss. All based on her 13 seconds of TV screen time. I rule.

I’ve always wanted to make a meme site. Never actually thought i’d hit it that big on my first try.

I need to remind myself to e-mail that entertaiment editor guy from Maxim magazine tomorrow to ask about the whole Mandy Amano interview thing to see how that’s going. Can you believe it? I got contacted by Maxim and i’m practically getting someone who probably would’ve gone next to unnoticed into Maxim magazine. All because of a stupid blog that i made. Okay well it’s not a 100 percent lock yet. There still might be a chance that the interview piece won’t get published. I’m not even sure if it’s gonna be in print or on But either way, it’s still Maxim baby. Twinkle twinkle. And hey, i might even get mentioned if the interview ever sees the light of day. HOLLA.

Coincidently i just got the March issue of Maxim in the mail today. Jennifer Love Hugetits is on the cover. She talks about her bazonkas in the issue.

“I’m fascinated with the Jennifer Love Hewitt breast site, where people speak about what outfits they look best in. It’s fantastic. I think it’s the funniest thing ever, and I love that there are people who spend their time doing it.”

Well shit. If that’s what celebs think of creepy fansites, then i need to start covering all bases. Pepsi girl site here, Hayden Panettiere devotion site there… soon, i’ll have every celeb mentioning all my creepy fansites in Maxim magazine.

Oh and that Grace Park person is in there too. Who the hell is she and why do people like her. She’s not hot. She makes my penis sad. You are all fags for liking her. Especially sm4shy.

Dakota Fanning > Grace Park

18 thoughts on “How much do i rule?

  1. I saw that site you made before. Jesus, how long did it take you to gain that much publicity? I’m jealous.

    #1 | Comment by eyeslastglance — February 27, 2005 @ 8:21 pm

  2. Smash > Justin

    #2 | Comment by Dex — February 27, 2005 @ 8:39 pm

  3. You do rule now that you brought fubar back from the dead.

    #3 | Comment by carl — February 27, 2005 @ 10:42 pm

  4. Rumor is that Justin gets free pepsi for life.


    Who me?

    Yes you!


    #4 | Comment by Titleist — February 27, 2005 @ 10:59 pm

  5. You’re like a B-rate internet celebrity. Just by association I’m like an I-rate internet celebrity. Hohoho, my wit is amazing. Actually I’m more Y-rate, but that’s still better than Z. So that’s pretty cool.

    Thanks Justin.

    #5 | Comment by Bubba — February 27, 2005 @ 11:03 pm

  6. Bubs, you and I are both G-rated.

    Doesn’t mean we are G-rated. :-*

    #6 | Comment by PacManJesus — February 28, 2005 @ 1:47 am

  7. Sweet, Tell maxim the story about lindsay lohan’s phone number. That was sweet, even if it was canceled when I called.

    Lindsay Lohan’s Phone Number

    #7 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — February 28, 2005 @ 2:23 am

  8. Is there something below Z-rate internet celebrity? If so, I’d reckon that’s where I am.

    … I just said “reckon.” Gross.

    #8 | Comment by JustSumDude — February 28, 2005 @ 4:19 am

  9. G-rated for Gay.

    #9 | Comment by Dex — February 28, 2005 @ 4:51 am

  10. Gayer than you.


    #10 | Comment by Bubba — February 28, 2005 @ 6:29 am

  11. I am old.

    #11 | Comment by Smash — February 28, 2005 @ 1:31 pm

  12. Dex and Bubs are Gay, Smash is old.

    Nothing ever changes.

    #12 | Comment by PacManJesus — February 28, 2005 @ 1:48 pm

  13. stop gaying the place up you fags. you can do that at other places.

    #13 | Comment by Justin — March 1, 2005 @ 12:29 am

  14. Ok, someone rip me a new one… I didn’t read the intro well, and my last post makes no sence… Damn I am retarded!

    #14 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — March 1, 2005 @ 12:30 am

  15. JUSTIN IS GAY!!!11111111

    #15 | Comment by Bubba — March 1, 2005 @ 9:22 am

  16. Excellent post.

    #16 | Comment by Dex — March 2, 2005 @ 1:19 am

  17. Pepsi Girl > (Dakota Fanning x Grace Park)

    #17 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 2, 2005 @ 8:25 am

  18. Grace Park is from Battlestar Galactica.
    I think she’s hot but maybe she’s just not your type (cause you’re gay, ha ha ha).

    #18 | Comment by monkey — April 5, 2005 @ 6:23 pm

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