It runs in the family

Alright. You all rag on me for popping a million or two off to Susan Sarandon. So hows about that daughter of hers then? Eva Amurri. Yes? No?

No? Fine.

Okay i admit, i only do it because of they have amazing racks. Like mother like daughter. Fleshy mound goodness.

On an unrelated note, what the FUCK happened to Dominique Swain? Where did she go wrong? She was hot in Lolita. Hot in that nude PETA ad. Hot in these photoshoots. But look at her now! What happened?!

This makes my penis very sad Dominique.

42 thoughts on “It runs in the family

  1. good god! and you say michelle trachtenberg is ugly? That eva girl beats her… BAD!

    #1 | Comment by vhw — March 10, 2005 @ 1:30 am

  2. but she’s got her momma’s boobs man! her momma’s boobs!!!

    #2 | Comment by Justin — March 10, 2005 @ 1:43 am

  3. thank you vhw…finally a voice of reason.

    #3 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 10, 2005 @ 1:46 am

  4. Nice rack on the Sarandon offspring. The rest is so-so. And Swain looks like she took a dive in the ugly pool. Bleh!

    But I’d hit it! … 😉

    #4 | Comment by devnull — March 10, 2005 @ 3:45 am

  5. swain is ok. trachtenburger is better.
    i’d like to see them both in leather.
    what’s up with this crazy weather?
    i’m gonna tickle you with a feather.

    #5 | Comment by Ryan — March 10, 2005 @ 6:51 am

  6. Eva Amurri is hot. I remember her in Friends a couple of years ago. Her rack is just amazing.

    And you’re right wtf happenned to Domique Swain. She was so hot before. I remember her walking around in her panties in Face/Off. Now she looks like she’s on the Amanda Bynes diet.

    #6 | Comment by Jamdez — March 10, 2005 @ 9:02 am

  7. She looks so much older than in those other older sets. Makes you wonder if it was all photo touchups from the beginning.

    #7 | Comment by bob — March 10, 2005 @ 9:24 am

  8. the rocky horror picture show = susan sarandon in only undies

    best film in the world btw

    #8 | Comment by zecchino — March 10, 2005 @ 10:03 am

  9. i prefer pretty baby susan sarandon.

    i think eva’s in that saved! movie. the one with mandy moore. she looks better with long hair btw. not so much with short.

    #9 | Comment by Justin — March 10, 2005 @ 10:53 am

  10. Holy crap. You’re back again.

    You don’t remember me do you, Justin? I’ve been a lurker on your site since the Nathanism days. And you linked this weak-ass blog I had one time. It was cool.

    #10 | Comment by Triz — March 10, 2005 @ 10:58 am

  11. Ok.

    First things first. Eva is not hot. The only reason anyone even knows her name is because she rides her mommy’s coat-tails. She is absolutely plain-fucking-Jane, and I give her a deserving thumbs-down.

    Now, on to the Dominique subject… She used to be a pretty good friend of mine back in the Lolita days. She was with my old quasi-best friend Charlie Bambrock at the time… they were together for a couple of years. At the time, we were all raving, and whacked off our minds on speed, and taking every other drug known to mankind on a regular basis. Charlie corrupted Dom, and I later read an article where she talked about him (sans name) and about their drug problems, and how they used to get into fistfights, and how she says it was the worst relationship she had ever been in. Good times. Anyhow, I remember staying up for days on end with Dom and making porn collages out of old dirty magazines. She was somewhat of a dirty bird… Charlie used to tell me what a freak she was in the sack. But enough with the memories…

    I ended up moving on, and Charlie ended up stealing my wallet, causing me to never see either of the two again. Several years later (after Face/Off) I saw her in some B movie, looking not-so-hot. I don’t know if I have ever seen a worse “awkward phase” in my life. It was truly hard for me to accept that this beautiful girl I used to know had turned out to be rather Mr. Ed-ish and was no longer worthy of my fantasies.

    So here we are now, almost 10 year later, and I have to say that she filling in, and growing into herself. She is still developing into a woman, and (if the recent trend continues) I expect her to make a full transmogrification into the Hot Piece of Ass we all remember… but with bigger boobies and a stronger penchant for the beefcake.

    #11 | Comment by embus — March 10, 2005 @ 1:10 pm

  12. Dumb.

    #12 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 10, 2005 @ 1:53 pm

  13. Your command of the English language is awe inspiring.

    What, prithy tell, is “Dumb”?

    #13 | Comment by embus — March 10, 2005 @ 2:23 pm

  14. Okay, how about this then?

    Your story about Dominique has grown tiresome…now is the time on f.u.b.a.r. when we dance.

    #14 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 10, 2005 @ 2:32 pm

  15. Jesus H. Christ on a Bike. God forbid a few moments of attention stray from HRH AngleBaby!!

    I spend 20 minutes of my time trying to contribute to the content of this website, and get shot down with one word replies and poor attempts at “being cute”.

    You are a textbook narcissist. And this is a website. There is no “time” to dance, and I would find it a matter of spatial impossibility trying to find a “place” to dance on FUBAR, with FUBAR being static, and all…

    If you have something realative, creative, or otherwise unobtrusive to say regarding this post, by all means, let it fly. Otherwise, no further comments are necessary.

    #15 | Comment by embus — March 10, 2005 @ 2:43 pm

  16. It was a reference to a funny old SNL skit…Sprockets. It had nothing to do with the website. So please remove the stick from your ass and try to join the rest of us in having a bit of fun…

    Oh, and you ramble on with your name-dropping, brush-with-fame “comment” and I’M the one who is a narcissist?? Gee, sorry I didn’t supply you with the fawning ‘you hung out with Dominique Swain? Ooooh…ahhhh!’ response you were so obviously hoping for. My bad…

    #16 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 10, 2005 @ 2:52 pm

  17. I hate Tim Robbins. For that reason alone, i’d hit sarandon jr.

    Dominque swain is just scary.

    sarandon sr. > sarandon jr. > swain

    #17 | Comment by alexander — March 10, 2005 @ 3:01 pm

  18. ramble on with your name-dropping, brush-with-fame ‘comment'”

    I didn’t realize that was what I was doing. I was interjecting a personal experience which I find to be interesting. In my opinion, it is fun to hear about the “real” side of so-called celebrities. It certainly was no name-dropping, and definately was not a brush-with-fame comment.

    I am glad that we are all not forced to see things through “The World According to AngelBaby” glasses.

    They would make me dizzy and vomitous.

    #18 | Comment by embus — March 10, 2005 @ 4:17 pm

  19. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

    Oh, I’m sorry embitch…were you saying something?

    Well, I’m sure it wasn’t really that important anyway. Probably just you bragging about how you and Alyssa Milano used to be bestest buddies back in the day, and how you two once got matching tattoos down in Tijuana while wasted on mescal…

    #19 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 10, 2005 @ 4:27 pm

  20. Actually, I thought I made my point pretty clearly.

    Take a few deep breaths. Now all your doing is talking shit.

    #20 | Comment by embus — March 10, 2005 @ 4:38 pm

  21. Wow…so I guess I’ve stooped to your level then.

    I’m finished with you now embus, you bore me…

    #21 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 10, 2005 @ 4:51 pm

  22. And you make me laugh.

    In a pitiful way… No, it’s really more of a sad laughter. One of chocked full of embarrassment for you.

    But still laughter, nonetheless.

    #22 | Comment by embus — March 10, 2005 @ 4:59 pm

  23. I wish you two would just fuck and get it over with.

    #23 | Comment by nerima — March 10, 2005 @ 5:38 pm

  24. I only know how to make love.

    It’s a curse…

    #24 | Comment by embus — March 10, 2005 @ 6:29 pm

  25. I enjoyed Max’s recounting of his history. To me it makes her seem so much more human. Ha was all this around the time she was in tart? If so, that makes the movie that much more interesting.

    #25 | Comment by bob — March 10, 2005 @ 8:18 pm

  26. Embus thinks I’m gay.

    But he still won’t “make love” to me.

    #26 | Comment by Jonstafa — March 10, 2005 @ 8:30 pm

  27. AngelBaby = 3rd grade level insults that are pretty much not worth saying anything back to; however you try to show her how retarded she is/help her, but then she tries to bust a mad dis on you. Something like: “Dumb.” That’s always a good one. Or: “Yawn.” WOWZA, that one always stings. Then after you’re in shock with the fact that she’s serious, she’ll put the finishing touch on it. The FATALITY! Something like: “OWNED!” It truly is amazing.

    Embus, get on AIM so I can sex you up.

    #27 | Comment by Bubba — March 10, 2005 @ 8:54 pm

  28. GAAAAAAAAH

    What the hell is that thing posing as Dominque Swain???

    #28 | Comment by Smash — March 10, 2005 @ 10:11 pm

  29. MBS!

    #29 | Comment by Seriously — March 11, 2005 @ 10:11 am

  30. embitch said, “I only know how to make love.”

    Yeah, apparently to little boys…a curse indeed.

    bubba said, “Embus, get on AIM so I can sex you up.”

    I’m pretty sure Justin mentioned something about not wanting his blog all fagged up by play-gays like you two, so please respect his wishes and take it somewhere else where it’s welcome.

    I hear michlersoft.com is pretty much custom-made for homoflirtation like yours…y’all will be much happier there.

    #30 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 11, 2005 @ 4:44 pm

  31. I didn’t mean to rip on you for masterbating to Susan Surandon, I just wanteds to tell you that she is 40 years older than you. Admitedly, I have masterbated to her also. But I didn’t do it to her current pic’s.She is about 60 you know. Susan Sarandon

    #31 | Comment by Registeredpedophile — March 11, 2005 @ 11:05 pm

  32. Since when did gooks start saying y’all? That’s the worst.

    #32 | Comment by Bubba — March 12, 2005 @ 5:27 am

  33. Since when did ignorant inbred rednecks start using the internets? I would have thought Bubba would have sprung for indoor plumbing before a computer…

    #33 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 13, 2005 @ 5:22 pm

  34. Ouch………. And hey, I am from a little redneck town in MT called Bigfork. And I only know of 2 family’s here that have a computer, and not indoor plumbing. And I am not one of em. Thank god I am not a redneck.

    #34 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — March 14, 2005 @ 2:25 am

  35. *sigh* when AngelBaby joins the conversation theres always drama.

    #35 | Comment by J-Mah — March 14, 2005 @ 4:56 am

  36. Sorry J-Mah, if you want drama this week you’ll have to get it from TNT, as I’ll be in the Bahamas on spring break.

    Toodles! : )

    #36 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 14, 2005 @ 11:09 am

  37. This thread has become gayer than anything at michlers. It’s like TIJNUR level gay now.

    #37 | Comment by Smash — March 14, 2005 @ 12:52 pm

  38. Hopefully she will be kidnapped and “lost at sea” by angry Carribean Pirates.

    Or maybe Dominican…

    Either way, I hope she suffers…

    #38 | Comment by embus — March 15, 2005 @ 4:04 pm

  39. Sorry, embitch…I’m baaaaack! 😛

    And yeah, I’m suffering…suffering from a hangover. So you can kiss my well-tanned ass… : )

    #39 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 20, 2005 @ 8:02 pm

  40. Eva Amurri looks like Pee Wee Herman.

    #40 | Comment by thigpen — May 15, 2005 @ 1:21 am

  41. This thread was lame.

    Laaaaaaaaaame.

    #41 | Comment by embus — November 1, 2005 @ 12:31 pm

  42. I think it’s just a case of longer reddish hair suiting Dominique more than short blonde hair. Maybe she could do with some more protein too, I hear she’s a vegan :=)

    #42 | Comment by adrian — December 4, 2005 @ 4:51 pm

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