It’s official. I’m off the Osama bin Laden search indexes.

Good thing Libby’s still bringing in the hits.

Update! The Libby Hoeler videos are up again!

• Libby Hoeler (part 1)
• Libby Hoeler (part 2)
• Libby Hoeler (part 3)
• Libby Hoeler (part 4)
• Libby Hoeler (part 5 – final show of Libby Hoeler. damn!)

Actually. I’m not supposed to refer to her as Libby Hoeler. I’m supposed to refer to her as some dancing chick.

For those of you who don’t know whati’m talking about, it’s a long story. Actually no. It’s short. But i can’t be bothered retelling the whole thing again.

Anyway, who cares? Libby, Shibby, some dancing chick… same difference.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Plug me because I love you
From: “James Rustwick” p34ch0r@m0rsetka.com
Date: Mon, Oct 22 2001 2:03:55 PM -0400

http://assgroove.jackass-amateurs.com
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Fucking hell. Plug a few people, a whole slew of them come running for their piece of the pie.

Okay so maybe it’s just this one guy.

No more plugs. Unless if you have breasts.

I haven’t checked out that site yet. Because it’s got the word ‘amateurs’ in the URL and the school blocks off sites with naughty sounding URLS. So if it sucks, don’t blame me for my apparent lack of quality plugging. Because i have no way of checking it out from school.

I got this in an email:

Where are the breasts? I don’t see any breasts. Dammit. I want breasts.

Apparently he almost set himself on fire making that. Hmm… man on fire or woman with breasts?

Woman with breasts.

In other news, i bought Photoshop 6.0 last night. Very exciting. We also started shooting on our little film class project thing. Very exciting. There’s *probably* gonna be a slight drop in the number of posts this week since i’m probably gonna be busy everyday shooting that damn movie.

It’s kinda hard to shoot coverage with just one camera. Shooting the same scene multiple times from different angles while making sure the continuity’s in check can be pretty arduous especially when the actors keep flubbing lines like… a million times over on almost every take. It’s really annoying when the first 95% of the take is flawlessly acted out… only to have the actors break character in the last 5%.

I swear, the outtake footage we have now will probably run longer than the movie itself. And we’ve only shot 2 scenes!

Tonight at 8:30pm we’ll be filming the fight scene. Which we haven’t even choreographed yet. Which I’M actually supposed to be doing. I’m thinking of stealing some of the more do-able moves from Mission: Impossible-2. The whole scene’s basically gonna start off with this 1 on 5 fight scene (which i have absolutely no idea how to work out… yet) and then the ‘hero’ character squares off with the ‘big boss’ character. And that’s where the M:I-2 shit comes in. Basically gonna steal, shot for shot, the fight scene at the end of M:I-2. Just the do-able stuff of course. None of that flying off motorcycles shit and whatnot.

Well… that’s the idea anyway. It’s all probably gonna come off looking like a fight scene from some Bollywood movie.

So yes, Photoshop 6.0 and filming. Which will probably be going on for the next week and a half or so.

I still haven’t bought toothpaste, i still haven’t reloaded my prepaid cellphone thing and i STILL haven’t e-mailed Lucy! I am a bad man.

I’ve got film class at 2:30pm. I’m off.