Kevin Arnold is a mothafuckin’ PIMP.
Let’s take a look at all the girls that he could’ve made it with (but instead kept on going for FUCKING WINNIE COOPER)
Lisa Berlini
I don’t like the hair. PASS.
Miss White
“No, I didn’t want to talk. I wanted to take her in my arms and kiss her on the lips. I wanted it so bad I thought I would explode. She was right there. She was two feet away. Why couldn’t I do it? Why wouldn’t my muscles move? After all, she was a woman and I was a …. And that’s when I saw it as though I was looking down from heaven at that VW bug. I saw an image of myself with Miss White. And it was ridiculous. She was a woman and I was a 12 year-old boy.”
NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
Margaret Farquhar
Margaret! We all know, the smart girls are always the kinkiest. Plus, any chick with three pigtails would probably take it in the pooper. “Do you like apples, Winnie? I turned her butt into a finger puppet. How ya like them apples?”
BECKY SLATER
OMG look at that bitchface. I have a thing for girls that don’t have to smile to look hot. Becky has that thing. I need to find out who this girl is and see if she’s still in showbusiness.
(UPDATE: OMG SHE’S CRYSTAL MCKELLAR. DANICA MCKELLAR’S SISTER.)
Teri
PASS.
(UPDATE: The chick who played Teri (Holly Sampson) went on to become a PORN STAR (!) after she was done with The Wonder Years)
Girl from shopping mall
HOT.
Gina Pruitt (the girl with the pimple)
I’d totally do her. Pimple notwithstanding. Didn’t Kevin pass her over because of it? Stupid! I would’ve just popped it myself and then popped my pen0r into her vag. HHHHOOOO!
Linda Sloan
She reminds me of somebody. Did she grow up to be on some sitcom or something? Very familiar face. Can’t place it!
Susan Fisher
She was in the same episode Linda Sloan was in. So that means Kevin was probably juggling both of them at the same time. PIMP.
Mimi Detweiller
I’D HIT IT.
Madeline Adams
Words cannot describe how stupid Kevin was for passing over Madeline. I mean, come on now… Winnie Cooper over Madeline Adams??
Debbie Pfeiffer
Oy vey!
Jennifer Hasenfuss
Young or old, Kevin could get em all.
Cara
Even bad girls were into dorky Kevin.
Denise the Grease
Hot. So hot.
Sandy Tyler
IT’S CARLA GUGINO!
Cindy
PASS
Jessica Thomas
IT’S ALICIA SILVERSTONE!
Inga Finnstrom
I know someone who looks almost exactly like her.
Julie Aidem
This girl was so into Kevin. But Kevin would have none of it! She invited him to dinner with her family and Kevin totally dumped her right in front of them! BURN!
Cindy Fleming
Wasn’t this the chick Wayne wanted to move in with? I don’t think Kevin even did anything with her. But you know she would’ve been all for it. Because it’s Kevin Arnold! Tha mothafuckin’ P.I.M.P!
HONORABLE MENTION
Wanda Plenn
Okay so she wasn’t on The Wonder Years but Lisa Dean Ryan was HOT as Wanda on Doogie Howser M.D.
Doogie Howser is my hero.
Wanda > Winnie Cooper
how does he do it? I was a dork in highschool and all I got was to eat by myself on the cafeteria floor.
#1 | Comment by skarekrow — March 30, 2005 @ 3:07 am
Linda Sloan was the asshole little sister in Adventures in Babysitting. Well….not Linda Sloan the character in the Wonder Years, but the actress girl. That sound right? ….what isn’t right is that I knew that. Shame.
#2 | Comment by heyhesawinner — March 30, 2005 @ 3:16 am
is mimi detweiler soleil moonfrye (or however you spell her name)?
#3 | Comment by ShoeStringBudget — March 30, 2005 @ 3:23 am
yeah linda sloan does have an asshole kinda looking face. never saw adventures in babysitting though.
#4 | Comment by Justin — March 30, 2005 @ 3:40 am
Neil Patrick Harris RULES!!!
#5 | Comment by ninbw — March 30, 2005 @ 3:47 am
LAPDANCE
#6 | Comment by Justin — March 30, 2005 @ 3:53 am
is mimi detweiler soleil moonfrye (or however you spell her name)?
Punky Brewster!
#7 | Comment by J-Mah — March 30, 2005 @ 4:25 am
My guess is he’s hung like a horse. :O
#8 | Comment by J-Mah — March 30, 2005 @ 5:30 am
How did he dio it? 2 words:
Big penis.
Or he was gay and enjoyed making out with chicks.
#9 | Comment by shirizaki — March 30, 2005 @ 6:52 am
Or he acted like a jackass, and all of those girls hated him after finding out who he really was! And the only one with out self respect was Winni Cooper.
#10 | Comment by Registeredpedophile — March 30, 2005 @ 7:04 am
Mmmmm….
Girls with low self esteem are so hott.
#11 | Comment by Steampunk — March 30, 2005 @ 8:22 am
Linda Sloan also was Parker Lewis’ younger annnoying sister, Shelly.
*insert Parker Lewis guitar riff here*
#12 | Comment by rob — March 30, 2005 @ 8:57 am
I hear Winnie was Bi and does anal that’s why Kevin wanted her so bad the rest of the girls were only good for BJ’s
#13 | Comment by Skeezer — March 30, 2005 @ 10:17 am
poor Becky Slater. Those are just all pics from when she’s pissed at Kevbo for dickin her over. But before that she was super bubbly and laughing, giggling, smiling all the damn time. ps – and Madeline was naked in some mid-90s movie? “Crying Freeman” or something?
#14 | Comment by Sampson — March 30, 2005 @ 10:31 am
Who was Cara played by? She looks nice.
Denise the Grease was in Babylon 5 for maybe an episode.
#15 | Comment by Seriously — March 30, 2005 @ 11:04 am
awesome, I always remember Miss White because my teachers were never that damn hot. In the extended edition of the last Wonder Years episode, after he finishes the voice over you hear a single gunshot as Kevin realizes what an idiot he was as a kid and how many hot girls he missed out on. Duh.
#16 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 30, 2005 @ 11:11 am
kevin arnold grew up to become daniel stern.
at least his voice did.
FACT!
#17 | Comment by Justin — March 30, 2005 @ 11:28 am
Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!
#18 | Comment by Yawn — March 30, 2005 @ 11:53 am
it’s mike sampson from joblo.com!
yeah madeline was in crying freeman with mark dacascos. dunno if she got naked or not but that’s where she first met mark (and later got married to him).
#19 | Comment by Justin — March 30, 2005 @ 12:20 pm
Susan Fisher = Kelly Packard from Baywatch, Ripley’s Believe it or Not and Saved by the Bell Wannabe California Dreams.
Madeline Adams is creme dela creme.
#20 | Comment by LD — March 30, 2005 @ 1:24 pm
Now Parker Lewis Can’t Lose, that had hot chicks. And white version of Data from the Goonies. Synchronize Swatches!
#21 | Comment by ninbw — March 30, 2005 @ 2:50 pm
linda sloan reminds me of that whiney chick from ‘my two dads’ ….looks are similar but i don’t think that was her….
#22 | Comment by Dope — March 30, 2005 @ 2:54 pm
Justin
I know how much you value input from your visitors, so I’ve compiled a list of women you should place on your next banner, since I know you’re hard at work on it.
Elisabeth Röhm
Eliza Dusku
Andrea Parker
Shari Shattuck
Catherine Bell
Julie Benz
Katharine Towne
Charisma Carpenter
Iyari Limon
Jennifer Morrison
Michelynne
Cecile
Melinda McGraw
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You should probably get started.
#23 | Comment by Seriously — March 30, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Linda Sloan looks kind of like the tomboy girl from the show Step by Step, not sure if it’s her or not though…just going on memory. (oh, the horrible, horrible memories from those years!)
#24 | Comment by McBoozo the Clown — March 30, 2005 @ 3:20 pm
Ok, Good post. Something has plagued me for years in my internet porn hobby.
ALS Zoe has claimed to be a ‘girlfriend’ on the Wonder Years. Who is she????
#25 | Comment by smash — March 30, 2005 @ 4:16 pm
oh yeah, that teri chick (real name: holly sampson), she went on to become a porn star later in life.
#26 | Comment by Justin — March 30, 2005 @ 5:11 pm
I saw these pictures of Teri gettin down and dirty and almost messed my pants.
#27 | Comment by Sampson — March 30, 2005 @ 5:40 pm
Linda Sloan was also the younger sister on Parker lewis cant lose…
#28 | Comment by elf — March 30, 2005 @ 5:50 pm
wasn’t Julie Aidem the one whose dad had a cool convertible in the garage and was under his wife’s control?
Saw Alicia Silverstone on Conan last night. Perky breasts but still a total wierdo. Most of the time she talks utter crap that doesn’t make any sense.
#29 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 30, 2005 @ 7:23 pm
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#30 | Pingback by Gravitas » “I have often said that I would like to be dead” — March 30, 2005 @ 7:50 pm
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My thought exactly. Gas prices indeed.
#31 | Comment by Observant — March 30, 2005 @ 8:36 pm
Notice that I only had a single thought….
#32 | Comment by Observant — March 30, 2005 @ 8:38 pm
http://danicamckellar.com
check out her headshots.
HOT OR NOT?
i wonder what her sister (becky slater) looks like now.
#33 | Comment by Justin — March 30, 2005 @ 8:54 pm
Tell me if I’m talking crazy, but in photo 3 does Linda Sloan not look almost exactly like Kevin Arnold!?
#34 | Comment by Brass — March 31, 2005 @ 5:22 am
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0571271/
Crystal McKellar
Date of birth (location)
16 August 1976
Actress – filmography
Hip, Edgy, Sexy, Cool (2002) …. Actress in class
Judgment (1990) (TV) …. Sabine Guitry
“The Wonder Years” (1988) TV Series …. Becky Slater (1989-1991)
Fatal Judgement (1988) (TV)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0571271/bio
Where are they now
Attending Harvard Law School.
(August 2004) Is a lawyer in New York City.
#35 | Comment by hobbsy — March 31, 2005 @ 11:21 am
man, them mckellar kids sure are smart.
#36 | Comment by Justin — March 31, 2005 @ 11:22 am
Danica McKellar – headshot slightly hot.
Full body TV appearance a few weeks ago – not.
#37 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 31, 2005 @ 11:23 am
Miss White was also naked in the 1991 movie Beautiful Dreamers.
Her real name is Wendel Meldrum! (Damn, that’s a name) Wasn’t that a line from The Shining?
#38 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 31, 2005 @ 3:29 pm
Absolutely amazing retrospective on the life and libido of one Kevbo Arnold, the mf PIMP. Thank you for putting it all and perspective for us and for the updates (eek)
Ahh, Julie Condra as Madeline Adams. Remember that time they “baked cookies” for “homework” – OMG! Her parents weren’t home! Only 4 episodes, I’m told. Seems like so many more. And Alicia. Woah.
I’m going down to the park before they tear it down to build a parking lot, and listen to some Joni Mitchell.
#39 | Comment by Zevbo — March 31, 2005 @ 8:19 pm
BTW yes the character Mimi Detweiler was Soleil Moonfrye, who also played the part of Punky Brewster (my fav show when I was a kid)
#40 | Comment by Timberwolf — April 7, 2005 @ 9:03 pm
Linda Sloan = Maia Brewton, according to IMDB, but looks like Staci Keanan (My Two Dads, Step by Step) to me.
#41 | Comment by jims1js — June 3, 2005 @ 2:19 am
Hah. I know this is old but I totally know that girl who played Cara, her name is Lisa.
#42 | Comment by wonderyak — June 7, 2005 @ 8:11 am
Great site! Now I know that the name of my crush was Madeline – she was on my VCR awhile let me tell you. I wondered later if she was Alicia Silverstone the way they raved about her as having a break out part on Wonder Years. But Alicia was never hot enough to be Madeline. Now I can look for Julie Condra. Turns out I wasn’t a pedophile; according to IMDB she was 21 when she played Madeline.
#43 | Comment by steve — July 10, 2005 @ 10:21 am
old chicks who look young are the best
e.g. alison lohman
she was 24 but she played a 14 year old (!) in matchstick men
#44 | Comment by Justin — July 12, 2005 @ 12:12 pm
I need tp buy Matchstick Men…Ridley Scott pwnz.
#45 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 12, 2005 @ 3:17 pm
Madelaine is the hottes girl that was ever on the wonder years. I wanted her then and still want her now, hell I’d take her even in her sixties
#46 | Comment by amalcut — July 21, 2005 @ 10:41 pm
Christ, That kid got a lot of tail!
I could count on one hand how many girlfriends I had at his age and would have enough fingers left over to count to 4.
He must have been giving off some sort of man-spray that made women chase him like a hungry cockroach chasing after a rotten hot pocket.
#47 | Comment by Steve Savage — February 20, 2006 @ 2:08 pm
the best yers is very very beautiful…………………………………………
Is tha love
#48 | Comment by rodrigo — March 24, 2006 @ 1:58 am
the best yers is very very beautiful…………………………………………
Is tha love (my of brasilian)
#49 | Comment by rodrigo — March 24, 2006 @ 1:58 am
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#50 | Pingback by Lined&Unlined » Blog Archive » Recommended Reading 2 — July 25, 2006 @ 8:00 am
Cara (Lisa Gerber) was the hottest and prettiest girl who appeard in The Wonder Years, she’s beauty, looks like a bad girl and smokes, What else can I ask for????. Damn Kevbo ur so lucky!!!!!!!!!
#51 | Comment by Xwing — August 9, 2006 @ 1:30 am
Crying freeman is an anime!!!!
#52 | Comment by Scott — November 6, 2006 @ 1:21 am
Kudos to #52 for bringing this post back to life after a year. Damn, you must have been bored!
However, I never saw this one, and therefore, if I never saw it…Its NEW TO ME!
Justin , you are a putts! Danica McKeller was smoking hot in that show and still is today. She was on “How I met your mother, the Pineapple Inncident”, has also stared in a variety of B movies no one will ever see, BUT…is still HOT!!!
Check these out!:
However, Her younger sister is hotter, and now oddly looks more like Kristen Kruek from Smallville! (Lex..You da MAN!…tap dat ass!!!)
On a side note…””Do you like apples, Winnie? I turned her butt into a finger puppet. How ya like them apples?””…..That’s F’n HYSTERICAL!!!
#53 | Comment by THOR — November 9, 2006 @ 10:45 am
http://sliceoftheday.com/danica_mckellar/
#54 | Comment by THOR — November 9, 2006 @ 10:46 am
what is the name of the actress who played denise the grease? imdb doesn’t credit any character with that name on the show
#55 | Comment by trollops — December 7, 2006 @ 3:53 am
Danica is just a hot as the rest… But yeah, Kev was the PIMP – “A little help from my Friends” should be replaced with just the line from 50 cent “I don’t know what you’ve heard about me…but I’m a mutha f*cken P.I.M.P.
Gawd, did I just qoute Fifty?
#56 | Comment by A-dog — December 7, 2006 @ 6:55 am
Have to go with Mimi Detweiler. That is fucking Punky Brewster who is on even par with Winnie. A Punky/Winnie sandwich… yummie!!
#57 | Comment by I'd Hit It — December 22, 2006 @ 5:53 am
A Punky/Winnie Sandwich… sounds like the special at a local deli to me! LOL And yes, I would definately eat it. 😉 Soleil grew up to be a major hottie. Too bad she got the boob reduction, but she still looked hot even after she shrunk her funbags.
Oh, and (whoever it was) you’re right, Linda Sloan DOES look just like Christina Lakin (who played “Al Lambert” the tomboy on Step-by-Step) and I thought it was her too at first. As someone else pointed out, though, Linda Sloan was actually played by Maia Brewton… whoever the hell that is. Ah well.
Damnit! Now I’m gonna be fantasizing about a Punky/Winnie Sandwich. That would be one hell of a threesome!
#58 | Comment by HyperSloth — December 22, 2006 @ 10:23 am
Honorable mention to this post! Like THOR, i too am new to this post and never i thought of kevin the the wonder years to be a real player. Damnit kevin! what were you thinking?!
i would definitely hit Madeline Adams… those lips are nothing but sexy! the image next to it…yea that stare– SHIT! i would already make love to her in that position. Others i liked to do would probably be Julie Aidem or Becky Slater. Girl from shopping mall is cool too.
sorry i had to lay loose there. And the link from number 54: wow so she turned out alright. she has no doubt a nice body (referring to the link) but whether shes more sexier now or then, she will never turn me on. Something about her face puts me off but i can seem to recall it…
#59 | Comment by JM — December 22, 2006 @ 3:26 pm
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#60 | Pingback by Impresionante foto de Winnie Cooper, la de Los Años Maravillosos — February 11, 2007 @ 1:05 pm
Best post ever. This crap should be preserved in a museum somewhere, I swear to god. Am I the only one who thinks Julie Aidem looks like a young Britney Spears?-Col
#61 | Comment by Colier Rannd — February 11, 2007 @ 5:02 pm
Maia Brewton is Shelly Belly, you watch what you say about her!
#62 | Comment by Chris — February 16, 2007 @ 6:17 pm
Linda Sloan player Parker Lewis’ little sister in the “Parker Lewis can’t lose” show of the same time
#63 | Comment by JB — April 4, 2007 @ 4:35 am
I Love Becky Slater
#64 | Comment by JP — April 24, 2007 @ 7:43 pm
I just saw the episode with Madeline tonight where they made chocolate mousse for French class. Holy shit, she is hot. I felt sort of icky for thinking that, but then found out that she’s a year older than I am, and was 20/21 at the time she was on that episode. Wow, she’s smoking hot. Amazingly hot!!
http://juliecondra.org/JCmedia.html
http://juliecondra.org/JCbio.html
#65 | Comment by Lawdog — May 8, 2007 @ 10:50 pm
Linda Sloan looks like actress Moira Kelly.
#66 | Comment by sb10 — June 7, 2007 @ 9:17 pm
I thought this was relevant. 😀
I searched google for a couple of the girls above, and I got back some pretty funny stuff.
http://thighswideshut.org/images/wonderfaps/Madeline_Adams.jpg
^ Hott!
http://mysite.verizon.net/resog8au/lisasag1.jpg
^ Win all over!
The funny thing is, I found a creepy fansite for Lisa Gerber. Is it me, or does this guy come off totally creepy? By the way she was only in 2 episodes like 17 years ago… WTF?
http://mysite.verizon.net/resog8au/lisameet.html
#67 | Comment by Mike — July 20, 2007 @ 3:15 pm
paslila
#68 | Comment by letorolc — October 27, 2007 @ 4:27 pm
Oh sweet Madeline, I just have to admit that I was almost physically pained by Kev failing to get it on with Madeline during my wonder year days back in the early 90’s… I never understood holding back on that smoldering sex pot for boring Winnie who was just a big cock tease anyway. So glad I found this great piece, have never been able to get madeline out of my head and she still is looking pretty hot now too!
#69 | Comment by julieisthehottest — October 29, 2007 @ 4:32 pm
Madeline was the greatest but you’ve forgetting that teacher babe Kevbo painted the house for.
#70 | Comment by Darren — January 10, 2008 @ 7:06 am