Hot Young Hollywood party

A gallery of some of the celebs that attended the event.

Now, is it just me or is Hilary Duff growing up to become more and more like her older uglier sister? The more she loses weight, the more she starts to look like Haylie. Speaking of which, why is Haylie Duff famous again? I’ve never seen her in anything. Is she just famous for being Hilary’s sister or something?

Hmm. Looking at her imdb profile confirms my suspicions. She’s practically a nobody. I’ve never even seen of any of the things she’s been in. Not even Napoleon Dynamite. Did she even have a big role in that flick? I’m guessing not.

Jessica Alba got her hair cut i see. Still blonde but closer to her Idle Hands look. Upgrade?

Oh and there’s Jessica Simpson. I wonder where’s Haylie. I mean, Ashlee. Isn’t she supposed to be part of the Hot Young Hollywood crowd? Or maybe she did attend and i just don’t have her pics.

Being famous for having a famous sister isn’t the only thing Ashlee’s got in common with Haylie. They both have huge noses.

Kimberly Caldwell. I didn’t follow the second second season of American Idol much. But she’s cute. I like the -_- eyes. Speaking of American Idol, i’m kinda bummed that whatshername got booted a coupla weeks ago. Mikalah Gordon. Couldn’t stand the girl (she had the most annoying speaking voice ever) but loved looking at her bitchface. It was facinating. Made me want to punch her in the mouth. She has a look that you just love to hate.

And finally, Tara Reid. Who’s actually pretty hot. Until she got that horrible horrible boob job. Actually her tits were kinda weirdly spaced before the boob job but they were still A LOT better than what they turned out to become post augmentation. Brr. I guess there goes any chance of seeing her naked in movies again. Oh well, at least we’ll always have Body Shots.

21 thoughts on “Hot Young Hollywood party

  1. First bitches

    #1 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — April 15, 2005 @ 5:06 pm

  2. P.S. Haylie played Summer which Pedro laid a smackdown on his way to becoming presidente de estudiantes.

    #2 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — April 15, 2005 @ 5:08 pm

  3. poor Tara. Looks terrible naked and has a terrible wardrobe. It’s the first time I can remember where being famous for your tits isn’t something good.

    #3 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — April 15, 2005 @ 5:52 pm

  4. I thought you said IMBD was for amateurs. 😉

    #4 | Comment by Aunt Jemima — April 15, 2005 @ 6:05 pm

  5. did someone tell the young hollywood party to prude-up? where’s EASY young hollywood with everything hanging out?

    #5 | Comment by mikesisgod — April 15, 2005 @ 8:05 pm

  6. Finally! Justin steals from me for once.

    #6 | Comment by michler — April 15, 2005 @ 8:33 pm

  7. I too have the love/hate feeling for Mikalah Gordon. I hatelove her.

    #7 | Comment by wonderyak — April 15, 2005 @ 9:22 pm

  8. huh? i’m going to assume you posted pictures from the same event or something? i wouldn’t know because i dont read your site

    #8 | Comment by Justin — April 15, 2005 @ 10:05 pm

  9. ^^ Oh snap! Thats gotta sting! ^^ Toasty!!

    #9 | Comment by Jeebus — April 15, 2005 @ 10:23 pm

  10. I can’t believe I didn’t see a HAPPY BIRTHDAY shout to EMMA WATSON today.

    #10 | Comment by Rdog — April 15, 2005 @ 11:37 pm

  11. I was mostly joking, I posted about Mikalah Gordon ;D

    #11 | Comment by michler — April 15, 2005 @ 11:41 pm

  12. ah. well diana degarmo i think was the best of all the under 18 american idols. juicy!

    #12 | Comment by Justin — April 15, 2005 @ 11:55 pm

  13. diana degarmo has some giant cheek bones.

    #13 | Comment by eyeslastglance — April 16, 2005 @ 12:40 am

  14. DUDEMASTER

    Stop gaying up this site. It’s fucking hackneyed AND so 2002 to be like ‘first comment’.

    Faggot.

    #14 | Comment by smash — April 16, 2005 @ 1:14 am

  15. It used to be work to be like “15th comment!!!!!11111111” because you used to have to count and…it’s hard. I just noticed there are numbers on the side. Stupid.

    #15 | Comment by Bubba — April 16, 2005 @ 1:33 am

  16. 18th post!!!

    #16 | Comment by michler — April 16, 2005 @ 10:21 am

  17. haylie > girls in rest of pics

    #17 | Comment by DArK SAgE — April 16, 2005 @ 10:41 am

  18. 16th post???

    The Alba/Caldwell blonde cuts be better than the rest… meh

    #18 | Comment by rick — April 16, 2005 @ 12:25 pm

  19. Jesus… now i wish i had followed the second season American Idol.

    #19 | Comment by DMB — April 16, 2005 @ 8:17 pm

  20. Whoa I’m really digging Alba’s short cut. And I never cared for Ms. Caldwell but I’ll be damned if she doesnt look cute as shit with her hair cut short and that outfit.

    #20 | Comment by deadbydawn — April 18, 2005 @ 10:32 am

  21. Ew. Tara has food and a chili flake stuck in her teeth.

    #21 | Comment by poopsy — April 21, 2005 @ 12:59 pm

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