On Katherine Heigl’s appearance:
I don’t see anything wrong with KH’s body. She is not flabby at all. The problem lies in the too-thin celebrities of the ’90s like the ones you mentioned (also the waif look ala Kate Moss). The other cause is assholes who nitpick what celebs look like, when in reality, they’d be hard-pressed to find a normal girl to go out with them. If you need an example of said assholes, feel free to peruse the forums at fubar and see how they complain about a faint stretch mark, non-existent “man hands”, etc.
Personally, I think KH’s body itself sets the bar pretty high for girls to match, so to call her flabby is ridiculous.
– jediKnite on the TWoP forums
FUBAR READERS ARE ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yep
and first! 😀
#1 | Comment by DArK SAgE — April 23, 2005 @ 2:36 am
and that name sounds familar… i think ive seen him around on other porn forums.. then again thats a pretty common username
#2 | Comment by DArK SAgE — April 23, 2005 @ 2:38 am
What a bunch of assholes.
P.S. That guy spelled Knight wrong. What an asshole. People who spell their usernames wrong are fucking idiots.
Oh wait …
#3 | Comment by JustSumDude — April 23, 2005 @ 3:09 am
The idea of nitpicking celebrities is hardly unreasonable. For example, if you were to imagine yourself winning the lottery (as I do all the time), would you picture taking home the $3 million jackpot… or the $87 million jackpot? If I’m going to dream, I’m going to aim high. At least I’m not getting rough-housed in my fantasies by man hands.
#4 | Comment by Will — April 23, 2005 @ 3:15 am
“FUBAR READERS ARE ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Don’t you think I know that?
#5 | Comment by Observant — April 23, 2005 @ 4:32 am
We can read?
#6 | Comment by smash — April 23, 2005 @ 5:31 am
we have forums at fubar?
#7 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — April 23, 2005 @ 6:50 am
People take T interweb 2 serious. 😛
Being called Assholes is an improvement over being called pedophiles.
“Man hands” hee hee. dumbass forgot to mention “Sharp knees”
#8 | Comment by mo-boobies — April 23, 2005 @ 9:07 am
“they’d be hard-pressed to find a normal girl to go out with them”
says the douche with the ‘jediKnite’ screen name…
ha
#9 | Comment by Ryan — April 23, 2005 @ 9:10 am
All you motherfuckers will pay! You are the ones who are the ball-lickers!!!
Sorry, just got a little too into it, there.
#10 | Comment by Umgawa — April 23, 2005 @ 3:48 pm
I nitpick celebs’ appearances and feel absolutely ZERO shame or guilt about it because they put themselves out there as paragons of what men and women should look like, and they make millions of dollars off of that. So why shouldn’t I get to enjoy a moment of schadenfreude when Cameron gets a big fat zit or Julia has a bad hair day?
Fuck jediKnerd.
#11 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 23, 2005 @ 8:32 pm
Not ‘man hands’ – it’s ‘mannwich ass’. Someone should post an explanatory link at the TWoP forum…
#12 | Comment by Steampunk — April 23, 2005 @ 8:48 pm
Oh. my. god. When I go to this site, I too feel like I’m swimming around in raw sewage.
#13 | Comment by Aunt Jemima — April 23, 2005 @ 8:53 pm
“Oh. my. god. When I go to this site, I too feel like I’m swimming around in raw sewage.”
That’s because you’re a piece of shit.
#14 | Comment by Observant — April 23, 2005 @ 9:45 pm
Angelbaby, as usual, you and I agree completely. And, no, I do not get that critical of real women, whom are never perfect. In fact, I usually PREFER the looks of a real woman (flawed as they may be) to a celebrity and their airbrushed, surgically altered appearance.
#15 | Comment by smash — April 24, 2005 @ 7:24 am
“Oh. My. God. When I go to this site, I too feel like I’m swimming in raw sewage.”
That’s because you’re a piece of shit.
I would cure your defecaloesiophobia before you start making shit insults, asshat.
#16 | Comment by Aunt Jemima — April 24, 2005 @ 12:28 pm
Katherine Heigl’s hot.
#17 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — April 25, 2005 @ 10:55 am
Aunt Jemima is hot.
#18 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — May 7, 2005 @ 10:06 am