Your new American Idol.

I prefer her with straight hair though. The wavy thing she had going on during the season finale wasn’t so hot.
I don’t know why but whenever i think of her, i think of Jessica Simpson. Probably because they’re both blonde and from the South. But Carrie Underwood, definitely > Jessica Simpson. I think out of the last 3 seasons, season 4’s two finalists are definitely the most appealing. Kelly Clarkson (no boobs), Justin Guarini (Sideshow Bob). Clay Aiken (nerd), Ruben Studdard (fat). Fantasia Barrino (not hot), Diana DeGarmo (forgettable, i actually had to look up Diana’s name to see if she was indeed one of the final two). So yeah, Carrie and Bo, definitely the best pair. Simon was right.
Did anybody else have a love/hate relationship with Mikalah Gordon? I do. She has the most annoying speaking voice, she’s way too sassy/fiesty, she has a bitchface and yet, i’d still hit it. Funny that.
Anybody know where i can get Carrie’s soon to be released single on mp3? I have that song stuck in my head. I smell best selling American Idol single ever.
Carrie > All?
She looks like someone punched her in the nose.
#1 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 27, 2005 @ 12:12 pm
Oh yeah … first post!
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Second post.
#2 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 27, 2005 @ 12:13 pm
Got any nude pics of her yet?
#3 | Comment by Fandango — May 27, 2005 @ 12:15 pm
Fantasia would break my penis too. Actually, I would probably break it so she couldn’t touch it. Then I would see if Carrie would fix it. mmmmm…..
#4 | Comment by brend0n — May 27, 2005 @ 12:19 pm
#1 im going to punch you in the nose
#5 | Comment by Justin — May 27, 2005 @ 12:22 pm
and i highly doubt she will ever be anywhere close to being nude. country girls dont get nude!
#6 | Comment by Justin — May 27, 2005 @ 12:25 pm
Speaking of country, Have you seen Britany Spears’ show. She sounds so redneck-ish. She’s fucking Prego now dude but I’d hit it still, in the ass. Fucking prude-ass country chicks. I’m in the fucking sticks here in Florida and the country girls her are like church going, fund raising, pie baking, stawberry festival attending, horse breeding, whores! They are fucking hot too dude. I bet your some of them are fucking freaks.
#7 | Comment by Fandango — May 27, 2005 @ 12:34 pm
#5 I’m going to put my balls in your butthole.
BOOYA!
lessthanthree!
#8 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 27, 2005 @ 12:40 pm
You watch her show.
I tried to stomach 10 minutes and was amazed at how utterly pointless she was. “Can you handle my truth?” yeah, maybe if there was a point to it. I don’t care to hear about how many times she got nailed by the W.T. king. I hope this finally tanks her career.
I’d still hit it though. straight in the ass. and then in her eye.
#9 | Comment by brend0n — May 27, 2005 @ 12:40 pm
Hi! They call me #9.
#10 | Comment by Fandango — May 27, 2005 @ 12:42 pm
you are #10. I am #9, 11
#11 | Comment by brend0n — May 27, 2005 @ 12:42 pm
God Damn it! brendo0n. You fucked up my bit!
#12 | Comment by Fandango — May 27, 2005 @ 12:43 pm
Fucking #13 it is then.
#13 | Comment by Fandango — May 27, 2005 @ 12:44 pm
eh. (i hope I did it again.)
#14 | Comment by brend0n — May 27, 2005 @ 12:45 pm
lucky bastard.
#15 | Comment by brend0n — May 27, 2005 @ 12:45 pm
Say hi to #15.
#16 | Comment by Fandango — May 27, 2005 @ 12:45 pm
Fucking Shit!
#17 | Comment by Fandango — May 27, 2005 @ 12:46 pm
#18 Fucking PWNED! Bitch!
#18 | Comment by Fandango — May 27, 2005 @ 12:47 pm
I didn’t want you to whine about it. That’s why I let you have it.
#19 | Comment by brend0n — May 27, 2005 @ 12:48 pm
I felt like I just played Halo 2 on here.
#20 | Comment by Fandango — May 27, 2005 @ 12:49 pm
Wasn’t Britany supposed to do a Playboy Spead or some shit?
#21 | Comment by Fandango — May 27, 2005 @ 12:51 pm
drink your ovaltine bitch!
#22 | Comment by Justin — May 27, 2005 @ 1:41 pm
shemale
#23 | Comment by glovehand — May 27, 2005 @ 4:34 pm
Carrie and Bo were my picks from the beginning. Damn she’s a hottie.
#24 | Comment by ninbw — May 27, 2005 @ 5:41 pm
Her nose makes her look more like the winner of The Contender than American Idol.
Owned.
#25 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 27, 2005 @ 6:38 pm
aibyrequest.com
They should have MP3s of the whole season.
#26 | Comment by wonderyak — May 27, 2005 @ 9:31 pm
she looks like a fatter, uglier, bigger
nosed Olsen twin.
she looks like she got her ass royally kicked on the contender
#27 | Comment by turtle — May 27, 2005 @ 11:49 pm
huzzah! now i have carrie’s songs on my psp.
IIIIIIIIIII WANNA BE INSIDE YOUR HEAVVVVVVVVVVENNNNNNNNNNN
i heart carrie
#28 | Comment by Justin — May 27, 2005 @ 11:55 pm
nose job imminent.. keep the before pic…
#29 | Comment by yawn — May 28, 2005 @ 2:27 am
Face reminds me of Victoria Pratt
#30 | Comment by middlehead — May 28, 2005 @ 2:45 am
Squishynose. Squishytits. Uck.
#31 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — May 28, 2005 @ 3:34 am
Wow, she’s hip. Is that “Heaven” song the single that’s coming out in June?
That’s hip.
#32 | Comment by The Brad — May 28, 2005 @ 3:36 am
I thought Vonzell was hotter. Plus she was a black belt. That’s hott.
#33 | Comment by wonderyak — May 28, 2005 @ 9:38 am
i think it’s angels brought me here
stick to the plan chums
#34 | Comment by Justin — May 28, 2005 @ 9:42 am
Jasmine Trias > ALL!
#35 | Comment by william — May 29, 2005 @ 2:35 am
That “Heaven” song is in my head… Tell me, where may I obtain this song for download.
And Jasmine Trias smells good.
#36 | Comment by The Brad — May 29, 2005 @ 3:44 am
Carrie sucks moldy ass.
That is all.
#37 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 29, 2005 @ 9:55 am
Here’s her myspace link.
#38 | Comment by wonderyak — May 29, 2005 @ 10:34 am