No, not talking about me and my endless hate for Jessica Chobot. Talking about the guy who squirted water in TOM CRUISE’S face! Who does that???
Four members of a Channel 4 film crew have been bailed following their arrests for allegedly squirting water at Hollywood star Tom Cruise at the London premiere of his new film.
The four men, who were working on a new comedy programme, may be charged with assaulting the A-list actor.
He reacted angrily to the prank, repeatedly calling the man who soaked him a “jerk”.
If somebody squirt water in my face I’d pee on him.
#1 | Comment by Bubba — June 20, 2005 @ 9:56 pm
Still, “jerk” was the best comeback he could think of? Pwned!!111
#2 | Comment by EndlessMike — June 20, 2005 @ 10:08 pm
you leave tom cruise alone! he is a peaceful man!
now, sean penn, sean penn would’ve beaten that guy within an inch of his life
#3 | Comment by Justin — June 20, 2005 @ 10:11 pm
Don’t you mean Russel Crowe, or the Rock?
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#4 | Comment by radish01001 — June 21, 2005 @ 1:25 am
now THAT would have been some comedy!
#5 | Comment by al k holik — June 21, 2005 @ 1:25 am
to #4, no he means Sean Penn. He has the same fucked up bad temper as Russel Crowe, if not worse.
#6 | Comment by supher — June 21, 2005 @ 2:12 am
idiots, why didn’t they squirt katie holmes? It would be one last chance to see her in a wet t-shirt before she gets brainwashed and hits pregnancy.
#7 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 21, 2005 @ 2:19 am
ach, i’m glad everyone noticed how classless that english guy was. he couldn’t even say anything when he was called out on it. totally uncalled for.
#8 | Comment by tomcruise — June 21, 2005 @ 2:54 am
it’s a good thing it was only water. could’ve been worse. like acid or something. that’s not cool!
#9 | Comment by Justin — June 21, 2005 @ 3:38 am
teh scientology keeps him from fighting
#10 | Comment by lswalker — June 21, 2005 @ 3:54 am
Mr. Cruise seemed very upset.
He’s like a small, naïve kitten.
He’s all like
“Why would you squirt water into my adorable face? My wide blue eyes and my incredibly cute preternatural expression of wonder and bafflement?
RESPECT THE COCK! SHOW ME THE MONEY!
Please love me.”
#11 | Comment by Seriously — June 21, 2005 @ 4:15 am
#7 – “before she gets brainwashed”? BEFORE??
Too late, honey…that ship has already sailed.
#12 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 21, 2005 @ 4:25 am
I bet its not the first time he got squirt in the face. If you know what I mean and I think you do…
#13 | Comment by Qwack79 — June 21, 2005 @ 7:06 am
Damn you, #13. I was all excited that no one had made that joke yet and I would get to…and then along came you.
So to speak.
#14 | Comment by stank — June 21, 2005 @ 8:34 am
Tome should have gone with, “The jerk store called, it’s running out of you!” or “I’ve had sex with your wife.”
/Seinfeld
#15 | Comment by Observant — June 21, 2005 @ 9:27 am
pressing charges for getting sprayed with water? It was fucking water.
lame.
#16 | Comment by Disarmed — June 21, 2005 @ 11:12 am
IT COULD HAVE BEEN DANGEROUS CHEMICALS!!!!!!
#17 | Comment by Justin — June 21, 2005 @ 11:20 am
The microphone they used had a spout to squart water. Those guys from channel 4 are brillant. So funny! Cruse is a puss for not seeing the humor in it.
#18 | Comment by Mr_SaMSA — June 21, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
See their problem here is that they have confused an actor with a “celebrity”. The latter will do anything, anything, and submit to anything for TV exposure, while the former is there to do a job (something a “celebrity” is usually unfamiliar with).
And a pox on them for putting me in a position where I’m agreeing with Cruise.
#19 | Comment by Dante — June 21, 2005 @ 1:09 pm
Tom Cruise screams:
“I’m melting, Melting…. What a woorld *fizzzz
#20 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 21, 2005 @ 3:56 pm
i’d rather squirt Katie on the lip, to help those fever blisters
#21 | Comment by Goigen — June 21, 2005 @ 9:28 pm
i guess water is to scientologists what kryptonite is to superman.
#22 | Comment by fujiko — June 22, 2005 @ 1:30 pm