From Right On Games:
On Jessica Chobot
Just when you think the Liberal gaming media can’t stoop any lower, they find a new depth of depravity to plumb. Apparently IGN has hired Jessica Chobot, a woman apparently known for her vile Sony PSP licking and her equally vile writing. See Not Safe For Work image here and a sample of the writing here.
This unsavory tart starts out describing the quality of opinions in general by comparing them to the olfactory qualities of solid waste excretion and then moves on to offer some of her own, apparently undeterred by the stench. She then goes on to practically brag about her prowess applying a tongue to a Sony PSP, and explains how thrilled she is that IGN would have anything to do with her.
See? Nobody likes her.
No one likes you Justin!@#!$#@$# CHOBOT 4 LIFE
#1 | Comment by supher — June 21, 2005 @ 10:34 am
It’s a vast left-wing gaming conspricy.
#2 | Comment by Observant — June 21, 2005 @ 10:37 am
I love Miss Chobot. She makes my penis unlike you.
#3 | Comment by kiko — June 21, 2005 @ 10:38 am
chobot rhymes with robot.
yes, i do think i was the first person to notice that.
#4 | Comment by tomcruise — June 21, 2005 @ 10:45 am
JESSICA CHOBOT IS STUPID!
FACT
#5 | Comment by Justin — June 21, 2005 @ 10:46 am
who is jessica chobot
#6 | Comment by radish01001 — June 21, 2005 @ 10:59 am
I’d hit it. Then I’d smack her upside the head with my PSP, DS and my Ipod.
She’s a fuckin’ idiot. Hot, but an idiot.
#7 | Comment by TheChef — June 21, 2005 @ 11:23 am
Justin sez, “But I’m tired of all the stupid excuses, rationalizations, and lies people use to justify outright piracy.”
How was it you told me you were planning to see Batman Begins? 😉
lolz
#8 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 21, 2005 @ 1:25 pm
Katie Holmes licked My PSP!
Daam,still not famous and now I’ve got VD all over it!
Someone wanna buy an used PSP out there?
Tom? You out there buddy?
#9 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 21, 2005 @ 4:21 pm
I heard Scientology can cure lip herpes… 😮
#10 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 21, 2005 @ 4:24 pm
justin – why don’t you just start an ‘I hate Jessica Chobot’ blog to keep all the posts together?
#11 | Comment by Ryan — June 21, 2005 @ 7:29 pm
obsess much?
#12 | Comment by yawn — June 21, 2005 @ 8:48 pm
#11, who would start a site on the internet dedicated to just one person??? LOL!!! what a lame thing to do!!!!!!
#13 | Comment by Justin — June 21, 2005 @ 9:04 pm
Look dude, I’ve been coming to your site for awhile but I just made an account just to say this: WE GET THE POINT.
I agree, I think Chobot is an airheaded skanky hoe but I liked it more before when you had shit to say or cool hot women to post.
My 2 cents. And there’ll be more, let me assure you, now that I’m not just a lurker.
#14 | Comment by sosomuchfun — June 22, 2005 @ 1:27 am
I heard that Ken McCormick is Chobot’s new attorney. I bet you’ll hear from her soon.
#15 | Comment by steampunk — June 22, 2005 @ 1:38 am
hey #14 nobody cares what you think.. haha i happen to agree with you but i just wanted to say something inflammatory!! are you crying yet?
#16 | Comment by yawn — June 22, 2005 @ 2:28 am
Jessica Chobot is to gaming what G4 was to TechTV.
#17 | Comment by shirizaki — June 22, 2005 @ 2:43 am
Justin, You made me a nintendo fan…
#18 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — June 22, 2005 @ 3:57 am
Justin, you should only post about hating Jessica Chobot from now on. If for no other reason, do it simply for the fact that reading the whiny complaints from all the worthless pieces of shit who only come here looking for free hi-res amuses me.
You should never post another hi-res photo again … just more hate for Jessica Chocobo.
Yay!
#19 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 22, 2005 @ 4:41 am
I bet #13 maturbates to the pic of Chobot licking the PSP every day.
#20 | Comment by kiko — June 22, 2005 @ 5:18 am
So does #21.
#13 thatchobotbitch.blogspot.com?
#21 | Comment by JVC — June 22, 2005 @ 8:06 am
Re: #19
I hate to tell you that virtual brown-nosing and virtual social hierarchys are actually things to be looked down upon by gentlemen such as myself, rather than your condescending, uh, bullshit.
Don’t be a hoe. 🙂
#22 | Comment by sosomuchfun — June 22, 2005 @ 9:54 am
More Chotbot hate!
#23 | Comment by Observant — June 22, 2005 @ 3:20 pm
#22. No.
#23. Yes.
#24 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 22, 2005 @ 4:52 pm
#22 you rock.
Are you psychic by any chance, cause I had the exact same thoughts running through my head…
#25 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 23, 2005 @ 5:41 am
Hey, virtual brown-nosing got me where I am today.
Erm, pretty much nowhere.
#26 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — June 23, 2005 @ 10:18 am