LOL. That’s right! None other than JESSICA CH… hahahaha!! Psyche! Alright you fuckers. I think i’ve fulfilled my one week dream streak of e-shitting on Jessica Chobot. But that doesn’t mean that i won’t be mentioning her every now and again in every other post though! LOLLLLL. Eat it Chobot hater haters! THIS MY SHIT THIS MY SHIT.
I’ve been noticing a couple of search referrals from people looking for an Eve sex tape. You know, Eve. Eve the rapper. She was in the Barbershop movies and i think she has a show on UPN? Just so happens that i got an e-mail two days ago directing me to said possible Eve sex tape.
Link to Possible Eve Sex Tape
Thought you might like this for your site if you haven’t seen it.
Short clip. And personally, i don’t think it’s her. But who knows, i could be wrong. Thanks Jeremy for the heads up.
whoa dude!!
haha!!!
A fren of mine just im’ed me and said basically, “dood, you gotta check out that pepsi girl’s stalker’s site!”
I’m like (of course) WHAT?!
Then I see your site … Calm down man, before her agents have you in f*&king cuffs!!!
But seriously, I just laughed really hard. I mean … sure, she’s hot, and what guy our age wouldn’t want to like … well, totally have her. I am not excluded in that. I’m 27.
Also just wanned to say wassup to the pepsigirl dood. WASSUP!
reply or trash it … whatever man. Rock on!
– Nate
Mmmm. My infamous Pepsi Girl site. Did you know Mandy actually sent me a personally signed autographed copy of the Maxim issue she was in? How cool is that? TOTALLY COOL IS WHAT THAT IS. Actually the mag is still in Michigan. I had Kat tell Mandy to send it over to Smash’s address to have him send it over to me. Didn’t want to have Mandy spend all that $$$ just to send a magazine overseas just for me. Plus Smash still has like 35 of my DVDs with him. So he can send over the mag with the DVDs once he’s done with them. I’ll probably post up pics of the magazine once it gets here. Which should be just in time for Christmas. Yep.
sm4shy: i got mail yesterday
psykotik2k: what say
sm4shy: mandy amano sent you maxim
psykotik2k: hooray!
psykotik2k: yay mandy
psykotik2k: mandy mandy mandy
sm4shy: i think panties are in there
I think Smash is a filthy liar.
idea to kill jc
Now, my idea involves Elisha Cuthbert, Lacy Chabert, a bowl of ice cream, the Nintendo Revolution, some KY Jelly, and a potato. Might as well throw in some of those DK bongos. I don’t know how it goes together, but the potato is the instument that will kill JC. I think if you shove it down her throat it will work, then everyone will be distracted by the hot girls playing an actual gaming system.
LICKING PSP GIVES YOU HERPES!!!
I LOVE potatoes! No really, i do! I think potatoes are yummy. I’m not even kidding. I’ve burnt many a finger in my quests to make homemade french fries and potato chips during my college days in Malaysia. I may have blogged about it a few times. Potato is love.
You know what i kinda hate but am amused by at the same time? Morning wood. I had a ridiculous case of morning wood that just wouldn’t go away like two days ago. Keep in mind that this was all while i was still in bed. So it wasn’t like i was up and walking around with a humongous erection or anything. I literally had morning wood for what seemed like hours. Actually it probably was for hours. I woke up and i realized i had wood. I was like oh fuck not again (this tends to happen semi-regularly). Not thinking twice about it, i figured it’d just die down in a coupla minutes. So i went back to sleep. I woke up again like.. i dunno.. maybe an hour later or something and i still had morning wood. So i was like trying to keep the fucker down, silence of the lambing it and whatnot but it just popping up like the soldier that it was. Standing at attention. So i said ah fuck it. And i went back to sleep. I think i woke up again like 2 hours later and I STILL HAD MORNING WOOD. And i’m almost certain that it was the same woody from like 3 hours ago. So now i’m getting a little annoyed because i just wanted it to GO AWAY. I tried thinking unsexy thoughts but fell asleep before i even thought of anything. Then i woke up again like 7 minutes later or something and the morning wood was gone. The end.
first.
can’t we all just get along?
#1 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 26, 2005 @ 3:19 pm
Justin, you ever think about beating that thing into submission? works for me.
#2 | Comment by al k holik — June 26, 2005 @ 3:40 pm
or i could let angelbaby ride it for 3 hours
#3 | Comment by Justin — June 26, 2005 @ 4:24 pm
What would I do for the other 2:59?
#4 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 26, 2005 @ 4:26 pm
=(
#5 | Comment by Justin — June 26, 2005 @ 4:27 pm
Awww…
You could lick my PSP for the rest of the time.
🙂
#6 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 26, 2005 @ 5:12 pm
excellent post
Justin is your friend.
#7 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 26, 2005 @ 5:40 pm
Brilliant post! What if mandy amano licked a psp? would you buy it then?
#8 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — June 26, 2005 @ 7:57 pm
oh you silly dutchie! i already own a PSP! which is why i can justifiably shit on it!
observe!
#9 | Comment by Justin — June 26, 2005 @ 8:20 pm
^
Not Justin’s stuff.
#10 | Comment by kiko — June 27, 2005 @ 12:37 am
totally my stuff.
note the titanic laserdisc!
#11 | Comment by Justin — June 27, 2005 @ 1:13 am
morning wood = good nights sleep
btw…what’s with the flower sheets?
#12 | Comment by turtle — June 27, 2005 @ 1:36 am
i’m a pretty little princess
#13 | Comment by Justin — June 27, 2005 @ 1:41 am
i’ll give ya princess…but pretty????
#14 | Comment by turtle — June 27, 2005 @ 1:46 am
You hate PSP (and the girls who lick them) but love Titanic. WTF!
#15 | Comment by kiko — June 27, 2005 @ 2:11 am
titanic is fucking awesome!
#16 | Comment by Justin — June 27, 2005 @ 2:21 am
#15 you forgot flower sheets
#17 | Comment by turtle — June 27, 2005 @ 2:28 am
:O If you stop dreaming about guys, you wouldn’t have this problem.
BTW – I’d let angelbabe take care of my wood. Twice!
#18 | Comment by smash — June 27, 2005 @ 3:54 am
The DK bongos are awesome.
#19 | Comment by shirizaki — June 27, 2005 @ 6:29 am
#16 Titanic = BORING. Take away Kate Winslet’s nude scene and you are left with nothing worth watching.
#17 I find loving Titanic and having flower sheets compatible.
#20 | Comment by kiko — June 27, 2005 @ 6:46 am
The worst is when you have morning wood and you have to pee really bad… Sometimes I’m in the bathroom practically doing a handstand to pee and then the pee is flying everywhere except in the toilet
#21 | Comment by Frank Rizzo — June 27, 2005 @ 10:19 am
I am 31 and I don’t get morning wood anymore. I think my pee-pee is broken. 🙁
#22 | Comment by Nerima — June 27, 2005 @ 11:41 am
Nerima – you need new fantasies that’s all.
#23 | Comment by smash — June 27, 2005 @ 2:19 pm
try getting “morning wood” in the middle of a big meeting when u the speaker and have no podium to stand behind
#24 | Comment by Goigen — June 28, 2005 @ 4:39 pm