Has a monkey face. Like something out of Planet of the Apes or something. Or maybe it’s just me.
Either way, those lines and dimples that form on her face whenever she smiles really hard?
No sir, i don’t like it.
But she has nice boobs i’ll give her that. Fake? Real? Fill me in because i have no idea.
Speaking of Brooke, anybody here watch that Rockstar: INXS show on CBS? She’s hosting it along with Dave Navarro. It’s sort of like American Idol for rockstars. Winner gets to be INXS’ new frontman/frontwoman or something. Anyhow, i’m mentioning it because i think i saw an Avril looking chick contestant on the show. At least she looked like Avril from a distance (if Avril was like 25 and not as skinny that is). It’s one of the chicks with the long straight hair. Not quite sure what her name is though. Not even sure if she really does look like Avril but that long, straight Avril-y hair definitely caught my eye (then again i could just be seeing things). I’ve only started watching the show this week so i don’t really know too much about the people in it. Anyhow, it’s good to have another American Idol-y show on the air. Something to look forward to each week. I bet a guy wins. Maybe J.D (he seems cool so far). Because a woman fronting INXS? That’d be kinda weird methinks. But hey, you never know.
she’s not so hot, eh… nice pictures though
first!
#1 | Comment by madeinchina — July 15, 2005 @ 2:44 am
Sadly, fake.
Her Hollywood plastic surgeon husband did them for her, I believe. So it’s no wonder they look so nice. Wouldn’t you do your best work on something that was as much for you as for her? 😛
#2 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 15, 2005 @ 2:49 am
Yeah her husband didn’t stop there, I think he’s responsible for the monkey face too.
#3 | Comment by heineken — July 15, 2005 @ 3:57 am
She’s hot in person. I have her autograph. I keep it under my pillow. Then I hump my pillow.
#4 | Comment by Nerima — July 15, 2005 @ 5:08 am
I’ll fuck that monkey.
Justin, it’s been a while since you posted about hot girls taking big dumps. I think another post is due. 😉
#5 | Comment by kiko — July 15, 2005 @ 6:24 am
Do you think Kirsten Dunst ever takes a monster 20-minute shit? Like she’s sat on the toilet so long her legs have gone numb and it’s hard for her to stand up afterward, and the diarrhetic splatter was so bad it’s actually up on the underside of the toilet lid?
#6 | Comment by Nerima — July 15, 2005 @ 6:53 am
Why on earth would they bring back INXS?
I agree with heinie: the nose job sucks.
#7 | Comment by Observant — July 15, 2005 @ 6:55 am
#6 That’s hot!
#8 | Comment by kiko — July 15, 2005 @ 7:20 am
Here is some “who cares but me” trivia for ya… I am from bum-fucks-ville, middle-of-nowhere, Nova Scotia, Canada… guess who lives(lived) “down the road”… Jason(J.D.) Fortune… and FYI, he wasn’t ever really homeless… but damn, boy can belt ’em out!!
He was back home for a bit(late June) before the whole thing got started over the last week or so … played a few local clubs and what not… and was over at my brothers place for a open invite party… obviously, a big following for him going on around these parts… so yeah, I’m cheering for him…
#9 | Comment by rick — July 15, 2005 @ 10:43 am
wow, she does look like a monkey, how freakish.
y’know, sometimes shows like that make me glad i don’t watch TV much anymore.
#10 | Comment by fujiko — July 15, 2005 @ 11:18 am
They aren’t real. If I’m not mistaken, it was confirmed in Playboy when she posed a few months back.
#11 | Comment by No99 — July 15, 2005 @ 8:29 pm
Brooke Burke’s got a great body, but yeah, the face is a bit hard-edged — I’d prefer Jules Asner over here just about any day.
#12 | Comment by Jason — July 15, 2005 @ 8:29 pm
#11 – Wow, thanks…you really jumped all over that one.
Lucky we have you on top of things.
#13 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 15, 2005 @ 10:49 pm
Dude, she doesnt look like a monkey, but instead like one of the Who’s from Dr. Seuss that came to life.
Remember the live action movie,The Grinch Stole Xmas, well i think she was in it and need no makeup cause the producers thought she really was in Whoville.
Brooke Burke would be like the hot Who i guess, kinda like that slut Smurfette.
#14 | Comment by Ryan — July 16, 2005 @ 3:13 am