Well apparently she was on Attack Of The Show. Again. This is what? Like her third or fourth time on the show? What could possibly warrant her being on it again and again? As if she has anything much to say in the first place. Dumb whore.

Here’s a brave soul who actually tuned in to watch her latest appearance:

I just saw Chobitch on AOTS again…. she somewhat apologized for hating on nintendo, then talked about her gaming… “Yea I stopped PC gaming for a while at the original Unreal Tournament.. then I got into MMORPG’s with FINAL FANTASY ONLINE.” I shit you not she said FFO maybe 3 times. Its called Final Fantasy XI (11) you stupid fucking fake bitch, not Final Fantasy Online.


Jessica Chobot causes fury in me.

In related news, the super secret Jessica Chobot project that is being worked on is ALMOST DONE!

It will probably be revealed later tonight if all goes well.

20 thoughts on “CHOBOT AGAIN

  1. Someone find the fugly dudes she used to bang in highschool. Someone out there has got to have the dirt/videos on her.

    #1 | Comment by velocity girl — July 28, 2005 @ 12:46 pm

  2. She just had a session where a guy got to call and ask questions… “What console games are you playing” “I’ve got so much going… I never finish anything (fake bitch)… uhh.. Jade Empire.. Star Ocean.. (Saga something? I couldn’t hear that part).”

    Notice they are all RPG’s. Not one other genre that she can come up with she’s played recently. And she says she doesn’t actually FINISH the damn games. Hardcore gamer MY MOTHER FUCKING ASS.

    #2 | Comment by OttoD — July 28, 2005 @ 12:54 pm

  3. Who the hell watches all of that shitty G4TV programming anyway? What a stupid channel.

    #3 | Comment by radish01001 — July 28, 2005 @ 1:06 pm

  4. there needs to be a petition to get her off IGN.

    it’s a matter of principle!!!

    #4 | Comment by Justin — July 28, 2005 @ 1:08 pm

  5. In other IGN news, IGN is now whoring the Doom movie teaser.

    #5 | Comment by OttoD — July 28, 2005 @ 1:12 pm

  6. saw that. it sounded a lot cooler at comic-con than it looks in the trailer.

    i want to see it for the first person perspective sequence they were talking about.

    #6 | Comment by Justin — July 28, 2005 @ 1:15 pm

  7. insider content has seriously declined since brennan took over, they used to have interesting things, now they have people like Alex Wollenschlaeger saying things about how microsoft isnt focusing on any current gen games. of course they arent, their next gen console is launching in 3 months and they want people to buy it.

    oh and thanks, Matt Langenfeld, for telling me how cool world of warcraft is. i can understand one, maybe two articles on it. but this is at least the 3rd one. is there anything else you can write about or were you hired simply to write exciting features on wow?

    not to mention the crap chobot is writing. brilliant move hosting some stupid bitch’s blog and charging people to read it, ign.

    #7 | Comment by brandon — July 28, 2005 @ 2:10 pm

  8. chobot is hot!!!!

    #8 | Comment by turtle — July 28, 2005 @ 2:20 pm

  9. wait…was that a new AOTS or old one? cause i know the one i saw (which was a re-run) had a guy call in and ask what games she played, and she named all the RPGs that she “hasn’t finished yet”.

    #9 | Comment by fujiko — July 28, 2005 @ 2:58 pm

  10. somebody should sue jessica chobot… for something. if an 85 year old grandma can sue rockstar for buying gta:sa for her 14 year old grandson, im sure somebody could sue jessica chobot for…. talking shit about nintendo. that’ll fly. right?

    #10 | Comment by Justin — July 28, 2005 @ 4:25 pm

  11. chocobo + bot = chobot! the sexiest chocobo eva!~!11

    Justin is in DENIAL. He would totally fuck a chocobo.

    #11 | Comment by supher — July 28, 2005 @ 6:27 pm

  12. damn dude ur PRESSED

    #12 | Comment by ilikeboobs — July 28, 2005 @ 6:45 pm

  13. FURIOUS ANGER!!!!!!!!!

    #13 | Comment by Justin — July 28, 2005 @ 7:34 pm

  14. fujiko, yesterday’s chobot suck-fest was a rerun.

    #14 | Comment by lswalker — July 29, 2005 @ 12:03 am

  15. what is the secret?

    #15 | Comment by dab5ph — July 29, 2005 @ 2:03 am

  16. it wouldnt be a secret if i told you now would it?

    #16 | Comment by Justin — July 29, 2005 @ 2:11 am

  17. You should make a site to stop Chobot like that stop alshly simpson petition website.

    #17 | Comment by digitalpenguin — July 29, 2005 @ 2:49 am

  18. I got so hard watching Miss Chobot last night. She should get a permanent gig at G4TV.

    I suspect the so-called super secret Jessica Chobot project is a hoax to take our money.

    #18 | Comment by kiko — July 29, 2005 @ 5:31 am

  19. question: i had to sound redundant here, but is anyone questioning her hotness? i think most of us here would agree that “i’d hit that” i mean, c’mon, we’re lonely desperate bastards (not speaking for everyone here). i think we’re more looking at game knowledge.

    cause hey, there’s a lot of idiotic girls out there that we’d all hit.

    #19 | Comment by fujiko — July 29, 2005 @ 3:50 pm

  20. I would not hit it. Except with a baseball bat.

    #20 | Comment by JessicaChobotSucks — July 31, 2005 @ 7:51 am

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