19 thoughts on “Paris & Tara

  1. Wouldn’t hit it. First.

    #1 | Comment by JVC — July 29, 2005 @ 9:40 pm

  2. i would…….

    just for fun. you know.

    #2 | Comment by Justin — July 29, 2005 @ 9:45 pm

  3. Ooh my eyes feel like burning…

    Tara Reid jumped the shark of hotness so many years ago, it’s hard to remember her looking good without popping in “the Big Lebowski.”

    How old are these anyway?

    #3 | Comment by al k holik — July 29, 2005 @ 9:48 pm

  4. pretty recent i’d say.

    i think she hit her peak during the american pie days. oh and she was pretty hot in body shots.

    #4 | Comment by Justin — July 29, 2005 @ 9:53 pm

  5. OT – #4, you see Katie beat out Keeley at the Sun?

    #5 | Comment by steampunk — July 29, 2005 @ 10:00 pm

  6. It’s a bank holiday here this weekend and I’d be garaunteed to see some girl all shitfaced, falling out of a nightclub in the exact same fashion as our Tara here.

    Tara = common nightclub whore.

    #6 | Comment by gulliver — July 29, 2005 @ 10:02 pm

  7. who the fuck is katie.

    keeley > all

    tara reids ass > katie

    #7 | Comment by Justin — July 29, 2005 @ 10:04 pm

  8. Damn Tara makes Paris look downright Demure and Classy. Japanese toy critic says:
    “As for private best angle this angular kana? Just a little however the degree of milk it goes down, the cute world develops entirely.”

    #8 | Comment by Skeezer — July 29, 2005 @ 10:26 pm

  9. the good body, good color doing, now the shank!

    #9 | Comment by Justin — July 29, 2005 @ 10:33 pm

  10. Look at it this way…at least Frankenboobs bothered to wear panties that night.

    I bet Paris is totally commando under her dress. And she appears to hold her booze better.

    #10 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 29, 2005 @ 11:54 pm

  11. Agreed. When Paris Hilton (sex scandal?) appears to the sober responsible one, T.Reid you need to check yourself.

    #11 | Comment by parlayplyr — July 30, 2005 @ 12:07 am

  12. i like how paris is posing out in pic #6 while tara is being very lady like and showing us her crotch

    you can take the girl out of the trailer park….

    #12 | Comment by turtle — July 30, 2005 @ 12:13 am

  13. tara > wouldn’t hit it
    paris > i’d hit it

    geez, talk about trashy celebs

    #13 | Comment by fujiko — July 30, 2005 @ 2:30 am

  14. Didn’t Paris say that she was tired of partying? That she was going to get away from that lifestyle. Filthy lying skank. She should be kidnapped by some crazy guy. Then guy should open an internet poll to decide if she should live or die.

    Btw, I don’t watch Without A Trace.

    #14 | Comment by kiko — July 30, 2005 @ 9:11 am

  15. wow, Paris actually looks pretty decent on this photos. Justin: you’d hit it? what bout cleaning the vomit afterwards? that would be fun 2

    #15 | Comment by shade.71 — July 31, 2005 @ 12:20 am

  16. I actually never thought I’d look at a picture and be able to refer to Paris Hilton as “the smart one.”

    #16 | Comment by Ben Affleck — July 31, 2005 @ 2:06 am

  17. Paris comes from money, and most jet setters past a certain age manage to perfect the art of being “elegantly wasted.”

    I almost feel sorry for Tara in these pictures (I said almost. It kinda looks like she’s pleading with the paparazzi, “C’mon guys! My image can only take so much tarnish. I’d really like to not have to look at these pics next time I log onto dontlinkthis.net. I’m wicked shitfaced here, fellas; have a heart!”

    #17 | Comment by EndlessMike — July 31, 2005 @ 2:28 am

  18. and people say killing is wrong? Well, there’s two good reasons for it right there …

    #18 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 31, 2005 @ 5:51 pm

  19. … or four if you count the Frankenboob implants …

    #19 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 31, 2005 @ 5:52 pm

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