Keeley Keeley Keeley

30 07 2005

FHM UK said it:

Only 18 and already perfect!

I totally concur. And on that note…

Question: Why is FHM UK so much better than FHM US?

Answer: Because America is afraid of naked bodies while Europeans don’t really give a shit.

Conclusion: Europe wins.


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35 responses to “Keeley Keeley Keeley”

    30 07 2005
  • 1.  turtle (00:32:27) :

    couldn’t have been said better!!!

  • 30 07 2005
  • 2.  mo-boobies (00:35:46) :

    > Europeans don’t really give a shit.

    No, better to say “Europeans love naked shit”

    I prefer to think of FHM as a tame version of Playboy for the UK.

    Remember America was founded by Puritans who left Europe because they were not allowed be as strict and self righteous as they wanted.

    /me put on flame retardant Asbestos suit

  • 30 07 2005
  • 3.  V Chip (01:27:23) :

    Used to be true about FHM vs FHMUS.

    But now FHM UK wants to charge you for every freaking thing on their site and popups all over the place.

    You used to be able to go to any photo from any FHM (uk) photoshoot ever for free, now you can even see this months issue’s pics.

    (Unless I can’t figure out how to get to the free pics, which is a problem with UI in itself.)

  • 30 07 2005
  • 4.  V Chip (01:28:18) :

    BAH edit,
    “now you can even see this months issue’s pics.”

    should be

    “now you can’t even see this months issue’s pics.”

  • 30 07 2005
  • 5.  TheChef (02:03:30) :

    FACT.

    Boobs always win. Hands down.

  • 30 07 2005
  • 6.  Justin (02:19:34) :

    i, too, was disappointed that you can’t look at the new keeley fhm pics online. seeing as to how i can’t post any page3 owned keeley pics on the site anymore (they threatened to sue) i was hoping to maybe put up whatever fhm ones i could find instead. alas, fhm.com decided to be stingy bastards.

  • 30 07 2005
  • 7.  parlayplyr (03:33:39) :

    Yeah, Europe really does have it versus the US.

    Fucking the French legal age for dating is like 12 or 14!! God bless it, but having the name Pierre would suck.

  • 30 07 2005
  • 8.  BankLocater (03:42:33) :

    Damn it I need more pictures!

  • 30 07 2005
  • 9.  AngelBaby (04:35:55) :

    Keeley is a teenaged goddess.

  • 30 07 2005
  • 10.  turtle (07:27:21) :

    AngelBaby is a twenties-aged GODDESS!!

    FACT!!!

  • 30 07 2005
  • 11.  ButterscotchStallion (07:39:21) :

    Yummy

  • 30 07 2005
  • 12.  Crackpot Live (08:54:22) :

    Sup Justin.
    I want my Keeley pics now, and some cool psp backgrounds, and a date for tonight.

    You Get all that? :)

  • 30 07 2005
  • 13.  kiko (08:55:48) :

    I miss the days when Lohan used to look like that. Keeley is HOT!

  • 30 07 2005
  • 14.  Observant (12:00:46) :

    Lohan never, ever, looked like that.

  • 30 07 2005
  • 15.  AngelBaby (12:10:31) :

    I concur.

    Keeley >>>>>>>>>> old Lohan

  • 30 07 2005
  • 16.  Dom (23:50:10) :

    atleast jason is off his whole “chobot” flaming fetish. I mean christ I stopped reading if I saw the name “chobot” mentioned. get over it and post more camwhores.

    fag.

  • 30 07 2005
  • 17.  AngelBaby (23:54:16) :

    Who the fuck is Jason??

  • 31 07 2005
  • 18.  shade.71 (00:08:54) :

    I’d hit Keeley over Lindsay anyday. And those USA puritans are just plain stupid. So yeah, we (Europeans) rock!

  • 31 07 2005
  • 19.  kiko (00:30:20) :

    Lohan looked as hot as Keeley in Mean Girls…maybe hotter.

    *gasp*

  • 31 07 2005
  • 20.  Jonstafa (00:39:33) :

    But… She’s only wearing a bikini. That’s gross.

    Girls have cooties!!

  • 31 07 2005
  • 21.  turtle (02:26:26) :

    yeah jason…get off your fucking “chobot” flaming fetish or i’m leaving, fag!!!

  • 31 07 2005
  • 22.  BobFredGeorge (02:27:51) :

    Who invited that kid?

  • 31 07 2005
  • 23.  Fandango (04:06:59) :

    So where are the boobies?

  • 31 07 2005
  • 24.  Sunshine (05:15:09) :

    Try this Website for pics

    http://hotstuff-files.blogspot.com/

  • 31 07 2005
  • 25.  JustSumDude (06:07:02) :

    Sunshine is blatant faggotry.

    Jason is your friend?

  • 31 07 2005
  • 26.  kiko (09:10:55) :

    The only Jason I know wears a hockey mask and kills people with machetes and chainsaws.

  • 31 07 2005
  • 27.  Justin (10:40:58) :

    the only jason i know secretly wishes to do korean girls in the butt.

  • 31 07 2005
  • 28.  kiko (11:09:30) :

    Maybe we are talking about the same Jason.

  • 31 07 2005
  • 29.  Justin (12:07:47) :

    oh #24, cheers for the link mate

  • 31 07 2005
  • 30.  AngelBaby (12:11:40) :

    #27 tell “Jason” the answer is still NO.

  • 31 07 2005
  • 31.  AngelBaby (12:18:05) :

    #24 you are the wind beneath my wings.

  • 31 07 2005
  • 32.  smash (12:31:22) :

    30 - If I fulfilled some of your fantasies you wouldn’t return the favor?

  • 31 07 2005
  • 33.  ScarJoLover (19:25:39) :

    You can see previous covergirls on FHM.com for free - Keeley isn’t up there yet.

    1) On the horizontal-scrolling bit with all the links, scroll along to Girls of FHM.
    2) Click on the link and the picture above turns into a Lynx advert. Wait for it to disappear and you get the Girls of FHM picture.
    3) Click on one of the four girls in the circles. DO NOT click anywhere else on the image or it will open another Lynx ad.
    2) A new window opens with more animated pop-ups, pop-unders and pop-overs than I’ve ever seen in one place in my life.
    3) Try to close adverts while your 3Ghz processor has a heart attack.
    4) Once you regain control of your browser you should be able to navigate the Girls. If you get lost, click on “The Girls Archive” at the top of the window to go back to the A-Z list.

    Easy.

  • 31 07 2005
  • 34.  starryfever (21:31:09) :

    if you still see pop-ups on the internets, then you’re either dumb, or not using adblock on firefox — which would put you in the dumb category.

  • 25 08 2005
  • 35.  Dee (11:19:37) :

    Keeley is so HOT..and this proud American will admit that our FHM blows big time!

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