FHM UK said it:
Only 18 and already perfect!
I totally concur. And on that note…
Question: Why is FHM UK so much better than FHM US?
Answer: Because America is afraid of naked bodies while Europeans don’t really give a shit.
Conclusion: Europe wins.
dont link this
WAUGH!
couldn’t have been said better!!!
#1 | Comment by turtle — July 30, 2005 @ 12:32 am
> Europeans don’t really give a shit.
No, better to say “Europeans love naked shit”
I prefer to think of FHM as a tame version of Playboy for the UK.
Remember America was founded by Puritans who left Europe because they were not allowed be as strict and self righteous as they wanted.
/me put on flame retardant Asbestos suit
#2 | Comment by mo-boobies — July 30, 2005 @ 12:35 am
Used to be true about FHM vs FHMUS.
But now FHM UK wants to charge you for every freaking thing on their site and popups all over the place.
You used to be able to go to any photo from any FHM (uk) photoshoot ever for free, now you can even see this months issue’s pics.
(Unless I can’t figure out how to get to the free pics, which is a problem with UI in itself.)
#3 | Comment by V Chip — July 30, 2005 @ 1:27 am
BAH edit,
“now you can even see this months issue’s pics.”
should be
“now you can’t even see this months issue’s pics.”
#4 | Comment by V Chip — July 30, 2005 @ 1:28 am
FACT.
Boobs always win. Hands down.
#5 | Comment by TheChef — July 30, 2005 @ 2:03 am
i, too, was disappointed that you can’t look at the new keeley fhm pics online. seeing as to how i can’t post any page3 owned keeley pics on the site anymore (they threatened to sue) i was hoping to maybe put up whatever fhm ones i could find instead. alas, fhm.com decided to be stingy bastards.
#6 | Comment by Justin — July 30, 2005 @ 2:19 am
Yeah, Europe really does have it versus the US.
Fucking the French legal age for dating is like 12 or 14!! God bless it, but having the name Pierre would suck.
#7 | Comment by parlayplyr — July 30, 2005 @ 3:33 am
Damn it I need more pictures!
#8 | Comment by BankLocater — July 30, 2005 @ 3:42 am
Keeley is a teenaged goddess.
#9 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 30, 2005 @ 4:35 am
AngelBaby is a twenties-aged GODDESS!!
FACT!!!
#10 | Comment by turtle — July 30, 2005 @ 7:27 am
Yummy
#11 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — July 30, 2005 @ 7:39 am
Sup Justin.
I want my Keeley pics now, and some cool psp backgrounds, and a date for tonight.
You Get all that? 🙂
#12 | Comment by Crackpot Live — July 30, 2005 @ 8:54 am
I miss the days when Lohan used to look like that. Keeley is HOT!
#13 | Comment by kiko — July 30, 2005 @ 8:55 am
Lohan never, ever, looked like that.
#14 | Comment by Observant — July 30, 2005 @ 12:00 pm
I concur.
Keeley >>>>>>>>>> old Lohan
#15 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 30, 2005 @ 12:10 pm
atleast jason is off his whole “chobot” flaming fetish. I mean christ I stopped reading if I saw the name “chobot” mentioned. get over it and post more camwhores.
fag.
#16 | Comment by Dom — July 30, 2005 @ 11:50 pm
Who the fuck is Jason??
#17 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 30, 2005 @ 11:54 pm
I’d hit Keeley over Lindsay anyday. And those USA puritans are just plain stupid. So yeah, we (Europeans) rock!
#18 | Comment by shade.71 — July 31, 2005 @ 12:08 am
Lohan looked as hot as Keeley in Mean Girls…maybe hotter.
*gasp*
#19 | Comment by kiko — July 31, 2005 @ 12:30 am
But… She’s only wearing a bikini. That’s gross.
Girls have cooties!!
#20 | Comment by Jonstafa — July 31, 2005 @ 12:39 am
yeah jason…get off your fucking “chobot” flaming fetish or i’m leaving, fag!!!
#21 | Comment by turtle — July 31, 2005 @ 2:26 am
Who invited that kid?
#22 | Comment by BobFredGeorge — July 31, 2005 @ 2:27 am
So where are the boobies?
#23 | Comment by Fandango — July 31, 2005 @ 4:06 am
Try this Website for pics
http://hotstuff-files.blogspot.com/
#24 | Comment by Sunshine — July 31, 2005 @ 5:15 am
Sunshine is blatant faggotry.
Jason is your friend?
#25 | Comment by JustSumDude — July 31, 2005 @ 6:07 am
The only Jason I know wears a hockey mask and kills people with machetes and chainsaws.
#26 | Comment by kiko — July 31, 2005 @ 9:10 am
the only jason i know secretly wishes to do korean girls in the butt.
#27 | Comment by Justin — July 31, 2005 @ 10:40 am
Maybe we are talking about the same Jason.
#28 | Comment by kiko — July 31, 2005 @ 11:09 am
oh #24, cheers for the link mate
#29 | Comment by Justin — July 31, 2005 @ 12:07 pm
#27 tell “Jason” the answer is still NO.
#30 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 31, 2005 @ 12:11 pm
#24 you are the wind beneath my wings.
#31 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 31, 2005 @ 12:18 pm
30 – If I fulfilled some of your fantasies you wouldn’t return the favor?
#32 | Comment by smash — July 31, 2005 @ 12:31 pm
You can see previous covergirls on FHM.com for free – Keeley isn’t up there yet.
1) On the horizontal-scrolling bit with all the links, scroll along to Girls of FHM.
2) Click on the link and the picture above turns into a Lynx advert. Wait for it to disappear and you get the Girls of FHM picture.
3) Click on one of the four girls in the circles. DO NOT click anywhere else on the image or it will open another Lynx ad.
2) A new window opens with more animated pop-ups, pop-unders and pop-overs than I’ve ever seen in one place in my life.
3) Try to close adverts while your 3Ghz processor has a heart attack.
4) Once you regain control of your browser you should be able to navigate the Girls. If you get lost, click on “The Girls Archive” at the top of the window to go back to the A-Z list.
Easy.
#33 | Comment by ScarJoLover — July 31, 2005 @ 7:25 pm
if you still see pop-ups on the internets, then you’re either dumb, or not using adblock on firefox — which would put you in the dumb category.
#34 | Comment by starryfever — July 31, 2005 @ 9:31 pm
Keeley is so HOT..and this proud American will admit that our FHM blows big time!
#35 | Comment by Dee — August 25, 2005 @ 11:19 am