If i had my way, i’d stop posting just so i can have that picture of Eva Longoria down there on the front page forever. That picture is too cute. I may just make it my PSP background wallpaper.
Today i inadvertently watched three Melissa Sagemiller movies without even knowing that she was in all of them. Love Object (actually i knew she was in this one, fourth time i’ve watched this movie), The Clearing (didn’t know) and Sorority Boys (second viewing, never even realized that was her in this flick).
I think i will put her alongside Parker Posey…
…and Rachel McAdams.
They all fall under this same category of hotness that i have for them. I do not know what exactly that category is called but they’re all in there anyway.
I rewatched Scream 3 for the second and third time this week (the third time was for the commentary track). Been 5 years since i first saw it. I never realized how funny Parker Posey was in this flick. Has she played any comedic roles in other movies? Indie or otherwise? I need to watch more Parker Posey movies. Recommend me some. Except for Blade Trinity. I’ve already seen that one.
Parker Posey is awesome. So is Rachel McAdams. And Melissa Sagemiller, the whitest white girl i’ve ever seen. No really. Not only is her hair super blonde, but she’s super pale too.
Prediction: Nobody will recommend me any Parker Posey movies because you all hate her and therefore, you are all fags.
Outcome: I take it upon myself to google “Parker Posey is funny” and find this page, a veritable treasure trove of Parker Posey movie info.
Afterthought: Parker Posey and Rachel McAdams look almost alike.
Conclusion: Rachel is cuter. But Parker is pretty cute herself too. And you’re all faggots for not recommending me Parker Posey movies. And for liking Jessica Alba so much. I hate you all.
Parker Posey and Rachel McAdams look alike?
Now it’s not so surprising you don’t like Alba. Yer blind as a bat.
#1 | Comment by al k holik — August 4, 2005 @ 5:18 am
Rent “Party Girl.” Parker is funny in that and also shows boob.
#2 | Comment by Nerima — August 4, 2005 @ 5:20 am
Oh – and funny Parker Posey movies: A Mighty Wind, Waiting for Guffman.
#3 | Comment by al k holik — August 4, 2005 @ 5:20 am
ooh i have forgotten that i own best in show. i will rewatch that for more parker posey goodness.
and yes you blind bat. they have similar-ish features.
#4 | Comment by Justin — August 4, 2005 @ 5:20 am
^^^^
And by “rent” I mean “steal.”
#5 | Comment by Nerima — August 4, 2005 @ 5:20 am
i’m surprised Justin has a thing for Parker, she’s got a small chest.
and that fourth pic in her gallery looks nothing like her. way cuter…
#6 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 4, 2005 @ 5:20 am
I want Sagemiller pics.
#7 | Comment by Nerima — August 4, 2005 @ 5:22 am
and i loved Parker in Blade Trinity, she made a great vamp.
#8 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 4, 2005 @ 5:23 am
oh and she was hilarious in Josie and the Pussycats too!
#9 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 4, 2005 @ 5:23 am
rachel mcadams was so hot at the mtv movie awards
i want to make butt sex to her
#10 | Comment by Ryan — August 4, 2005 @ 5:25 am
Josie and the Pussycats: Rachael Leigh Cook has never looked hotter.
#11 | Comment by Nerima — August 4, 2005 @ 5:25 am
#10, what is that avatar?
#12 | Comment by Nerima — August 4, 2005 @ 5:27 am
mmm…RLC.
http://dontlinkthis.net/board/index.php?showtopic=6614&st=0&p=142414&#entry142414
#13 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 4, 2005 @ 5:32 am
parker posey would be hotter if she wasn’t dating ryan adams…
#14 | Comment by turtle — August 4, 2005 @ 5:40 am
Justin,
If you wanna see Parker Posey in a comedic role, check out BEST IN SHOW (much better than guffman and mighty wind) and Posey is also in DAZED AND CONFUSED which is worth watching a billion times anyways.
#15 | Comment by Ryan — August 4, 2005 @ 5:57 am
Parker Posey has an odd looking nose.
#16 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 4, 2005 @ 6:05 am
turtle (#14) is absolutely correct.
The best of what I’ve seen Parker in has already been suggested, but she’s also good in House of Yes (plays a complete psycho who’s obsessed with Jacqueline Kennedy) and Suburbia (not that she’s got a huge part in it or anything).
McAdams is cute but her mouth is too big. [Insert blowjob joke here.]
#17 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 4, 2005 @ 6:26 am
Parker Posey == awesome. Her indie early stuff is the best though. I’ll definitely second Party Girl. Dazed & Confused, Flirt, The Daytrippers, and Clockwatchers are all very good, too.
#18 | Comment by V Chip — August 4, 2005 @ 6:33 am
Is it just me or does Parker Posey’s face look like Keira Knightley’s with a bigger nose? Ok, I may be crazy. Keira’s face isn’t as bony looking as Parker’s.
Rachel McAdams is definitely hot, and Canadian to boot. What’s everyone’s opinion of her upcoming movie Red-Eye? I’ve seen the ads, but I haven’t watched a trailer so I don’t know much about it. It looks like it might be dumb though.
#19 | Comment by Elder Young — August 4, 2005 @ 6:45 am
#12, it’s the girls from the movie Thirteen making out
#20 | Comment by Ryan — August 4, 2005 @ 7:08 am
I definately have a thing for Parker Posey. Some of it is the aura she seemingly gives off, part is the name. But its all hot.
#21 | Comment by wonderyak — August 4, 2005 @ 7:45 am
An overlooked classic is Kicking and Screaming (1995), not the Will Ferrel one. It’s great and so is she. But she’s got bad skin in real life. Also I would propose Catherine Keener for that category of hotness, with the caveat that it’s Catherine Keener circa 5-7 years ago.
#22 | Comment by nevadamatt — August 4, 2005 @ 7:56 am
I’d take Parker Posey over Jessica Alba but only because I’ve loved Parker for a lot longer. And the way I see it a chance to bang Jessica will come around again. When she starts doing porn.
#23 | Comment by Mel — August 4, 2005 @ 8:10 am
dude, parker posey is in most of christopher guest’s movies. Please tell me you’ve seen Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show and A Mighty Wind… Waiting For Guffman is her best I think.
#24 | Comment by Mack — August 4, 2005 @ 8:52 am
Rachel McAdams is hot. Almost as hot as Alba.
#25 | Comment by kiko — August 4, 2005 @ 9:11 am
House of Yes is Parker’s best movie, it’s also one of my fav alltime movies
#26 | Comment by deadbydawn — August 4, 2005 @ 10:21 am
For Rachel McAdams fan, check out an old (2002) movie called “My name is Tanino.” Rachel appears topless in several scenes. She was definitely very pretty then, and more so now.
#27 | Comment by jims1js — August 4, 2005 @ 10:31 am
Parker Posey is also in The Anniversary Party. I don’t know if the movie is good but she’s naked in it. Skinnydiping with another chick:
http://mrnc.graphicsnxs.com/images/mnc_parker_posey_jane_adams_the_anniversary_party_3.jpg
#28 | Comment by kiko — August 4, 2005 @ 10:32 am
“Dazed and Confused” and “Joesy and the Pussy Cats” bitch.
#29 | Comment by wankstain — August 4, 2005 @ 10:35 am
#28 that girl could put an eye out with those!
#30 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 4, 2005 @ 11:16 am
Parker Posey movies I’d recommend.
Blade Trinity – She offers some comic relief(along with Ryan Reynolds) I like they Blade movies, but they’re not everyone’s cup of tea.
Josie and the Pussycats – I really like the movie, which I think makes me a woman. But still, it’s full of hotness.
Dazed and Confused = She’s a total bitch in this. But you gotta respect the movie that gave use the quote, “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”
#31 | Comment by shizknight — August 4, 2005 @ 12:24 pm
Parker Posey = hot slutty slut
Rachel McAdams = not so much, but still bangable.
Or should I say…..
Spankalicious?
#32 | Comment by TheChef — August 4, 2005 @ 2:33 pm
stop trying to make spankalicious happen! it’s not gonna happen!
#33 | Comment by Justin — August 4, 2005 @ 3:07 pm
Rachel is like 30 years old. You’d never guess it.
#34 | Comment by supher — August 4, 2005 @ 3:44 pm
posey is the devil! she is SO painful to watch.
posey DOES look like mcadams… and they both look like chabert(!) what does that say to you…?
#35 | Comment by shaf — August 4, 2005 @ 9:00 pm
i think i’ve mentioned the fact that i own best in show in comment #4! havent seen waiting for guffman or a mighty wind though.
i was gonna buy the three-pack at best buy but decided against it because i didnt want to have to rebuy best in show twice.
anyhow, i’m downloading house of yes right now. cant wait to watch it.
#36 | Comment by Justin — August 4, 2005 @ 9:28 pm
posey gives off sex.. its part looks.. behavior.. mannerisms.. and her voice..
she just seems like a cool chick you’d want to bang..
mcadams is not in her league.. she isnt particularly sexy.. she is pretty in a wholesome way but kind of boring after that..
#37 | Comment by yawn — August 5, 2005 @ 1:17 am
#13 and #28… please “a href=”!
Would hit them both, but McNumNums > Porkher Pussy.
#38 | Comment by JVC — August 5, 2005 @ 1:22 am
No.
#39 | Comment by kiko — August 5, 2005 @ 5:33 am
parker posey is crazy in the house of yes!
oh and rachel leigh cook is in it too. pleasant surprise.
now i have to watch josie and the pussycats.
#40 | Comment by Justin — August 5, 2005 @ 2:59 pm
josie and the pussycats is totally jerkin!
#41 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 5, 2005 @ 9:19 pm
I’ve jerked to RLC.*
*this may or may not have actually happened
#42 | Comment by JVC — August 5, 2005 @ 11:56 pm
In The Notebook this chick wears the cutest high heels you’ll ever see, mainly at the start and for a shoe fetish bloke I was squirming in my chair dying to ‘watch’ this film at home later on video/dvd.
Some chicks are just made for heels this little minx is!!!!!!!!!
#43 | Comment by Bob — January 26, 2007 @ 5:40 am