Once upon a time a few months ago a friend of mine came over to my place with a bunch of her friends. One of her friends, who i swear looks exactly like Neve Campbell but with shorter hair, is a lesbian/bisexual. (Cool) At the time, i had a cat. For lack of a better name, my cat’s name was Kitty Kat. Anyway, i brought out my ‘Kitty Kat’ and showed it to said lesbian/bisexual. She was so taken aback by the cat that all she could do was hug it, pet it, squeeze it, kiss it etc etc. She loved it so much that she wanted to take it home. So much so that she actually lifted up her shirt, exposing the red bra that she was wearing, and actually put the cat inside under ther shirt. Damn lucky cat i say.

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