Finally completed Soldier of Fortune. Now i can uninstall the damn 700 meg beast. As if you’d care. Anyway, here’s preview of what Scary Movie is gonna be like:

Scary Movie (July 7th): From a guy being stabbed to death by an erect penis, to another guy diving into his girlfriend’s pubic hair with a weedwacker, the jokes in this promise not only to be the most controversial since the “South Park” movie, but also potentially steal the crown from the Farrellys because it makes fun of the two fields which are entirely fair game – sex and movies.

Can’t hardly wait. I’m psyched.