Oh my God, how bad does this site suck? Seriously, i don’t know if any of you’ve noticed but the site’s actually going through one of it’s bi-monthly slumps. Crap crap crap all around.

I can barely even write a decent post. I don’t really know what it is but i’d probably blame myself i guess. I mean, it is after all, MY site.

It probably won’t seem apparent to most of you newbies… and maybe not even to some of you long time ‘readers’ (all three of you)… but i sure as hell notice it alright. Damn damn slumps. I hate it when i don’t have inspiration to write good shit. Or bad shit. That’s good. In a way.

(That was a cleverly veiled pun)

I’ve been thinking that… maybe i need some time away from the site. Or maybe i need to reinvent myself. Or something.

Or at least maybe get a new layout.

Maybe i’m just getting sick of looking at Angelina Jolie’s face everyday. I should probably change that or something.

Anyway. If you’re new here, there’s always the older, more entertaining, posts that you could always go back to and read. And there’s of course, the naked celebs.

Funny story.

Over the past few weeks, i’ve been giving out my URL to my friends. Well, the ‘cast and crew’ of the short movie that we’re shooting for film class to be precise. And not one of them has ever mentioned to me how good or bad the writing is. Mostly because all they ever notice is the amount of naked celebs there. And how hot Pamela Anderson is etc etc.

Okay that wasn’t exactly a funny story.

Anyway yes. I’m gonna try to better the site over the next week or so.

And apologies to everybody who’s e-mailed me within the past week or so. All 30+ of you. I’ll try my best to get back to each and every one of them a.s.a.p. Or as soon as i get off my lazy ass. Either one.

I’m not used to getting 22 e-mails in one day. I already get around 5 e-mails a day on average as it is. Which is 5 more than i’d ever expect to get. It’s very scary and intimidating.

I’m going to cry now in the corner now.