Dad

Dammit, i couldn’t update yesterday because my dad was hogging the PC the whole bleeding night. I had a whole lot of ideas on my mind but now i’ve probably lost about 69.8% of all those ideas. I was gonna do a serious post but then i thought…hey why not do some reverse psychology shit but then i thought….nah…i’ll do a funny post. Now i just don’t know what to write. But i’ll try. Let me begin by saying that i’ve never thought of Dan (this ‘asshole’ in school) to be annoying. Little did i know that within the first 4 days of the new school term, he has transformed into one of the most gut wrenchingly annoying person i’ve ever encountered. I don’t wanna elaborate on what he did but i sure do have the balls to set up an imaginary interview with an imaginary being that i’d like to call ‘Dead Horse’. This article can also be called ‘An imaginary interview about a non-imaginary person that pissed me off big time with Dead Horse.

Me: So Dead Horse, what do you think of that whiny sod Dan Bell?
Dead Horse: ……

Me: Any thoughts on his annoying showing off of his personally composed music everytime there’s people around?
Dead Horse: ……

Me: Who do you think he’ll hang out with in school now that all of his friends are gone? (E.g. Rod, Pat, Mike, Jassa etc etc) Won’t he be oh so lonely?
Dead Horse: ……

Me: Do you think he’ll take this interview seriously and start retaliating in the forums or guestbooks or even on his shit part of this ‘co-owned’ part of thefatwebsite which i won’t bother linking which i would normally do but not on this occasion?
Dead Horse: ……

Me: Do you think he’ll ever find another girlfriend apart from his last psycho girlfriend who used to stalk people? (E.g. Me, Dan Fanselow, Marcus…)
Dead Horse: ……

Me: Why does he always have to put down everything that everyone ever does when he himself doesn’t do a good job himself and anything he does but fails to realise it?
Dead Horse: ……

Me: Do you think that we need
Rod back beacuse he used to be the best person to ever rip on Dan?
Dead Horse: ……

Me: Thank you dead horse. You’ve been very kind with your words. I’ll look forward to interviewing you again about some other person that might piss me off in the near future.
Dead Horse: ……

And that concludes the interview. If he asks me why i did that, i’ll just say “i dunno”. If he wants to talk i’ll just talk (bullshit) but i’ll still be pissed but i won’t show it. In other words, “I don’t give a fuuuuuuuuuck…”

In other news, i’ve decided that i’m going to talk to Jeanne and tell her about what’s been going on with us ‘guys’ and about what’s been written on this site. If she does take everything in good humor, that’d be very cool. But if she gets offended i guess that’s that then. But..heh…there’s still the case of ‘if’ and ‘when’ i’ll approach her to talk to her about everything. I’m a bit of a chickenshit you see.

Also, i’ve got a bit of a bombshell (news) to drop (tell) all my friends in school that give a damn. But i won’t write it out here just yet. I wanna see how many people will inquire me about this ‘news’ in school first. Then i’ll tell.

Um…i’ve run out of things to say. All of what i’ve written was probably only 73.567892001% of what i had in mind last night.

Oh well.

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