Got this in my hotmail account. Which i only ever check like, once or twice a month at best. It’s dated 3rd of July.

i was wondering…. how old are you? and why is ur site all about teen stars? or that is what it is mostly about. i was thinking how gross it would be if most of the people who visit you’re site r dirty old men. i’m not writing to u to tell u how sick u r or anything but it’s crazy how guys can be so stupid… what is so great about teens that r not even that beautiful like ummm hilary duff she isnt even that pretty. is it just like ‘o she’s not 18 yet so i wanna screw her b/c its soooo wrong…’ what about truley beautiful girls in their 20’s. i just think thats ridiculous, btw i’m 17. so, once the girls turn 18 do u just stop obssesing over them or what? and do u take ur site seriously or do u just do it for the dirty old men? the thought is so yucky, i know what its like when old guys and all guys look at u n try to imagine what u look like naked… n i dont think all of those girls like it either, we feel so violated, but u wouldnt know what thats like and probably don’t care.. well could u write me back please and just answer my q’s. thanx cuz i’m curious.

Looks like another case of taking things too seriously around here!

For the record, i actually do have female visitors that strangely enough, like the site for what it is (don’t really know why though) and generally have no problems with it. This is really the first time anybody has ever complained about the content. Anybody without a penis at least.

But yes! It’s true! Guys are fucking stupid. Just take a look at some of the fine specimens that leave comments and frequent the forums around here.

Anyway, yeah, you are taking things a little too seriously. I don’t blame you though because on the surface, things do look a bit dubious around here.. and first time visitors probably won’t be hip to all the jokes that are bubbling below the surface but stick around long enough and you’ll see that things aren’t really what they seem (i.e this isn’t really a pedo site). Sure there’s a lot of fucking perverts that visit the site… not knowing that half the time, everyone else that isn’t a pervert that also visit the site; are shaking their heads at the real fucking perverts that do visit the site. Does that make any sense? Probably not.

It’s hard to explain but generally speaking, you’d have to look past all the layers of bullshit (and trust me, there’s a lot of bullshit around here) to really see what this site is really all about. Some people ‘get it‘. A lot still don’t.

Pretentious? Maybe. But it is somewhat true.

On the contrary, you could probably argue that this site IS as bad as it looks but it depends on how you see things. There’s a little something for everybody around here. And also a lot that isn’t. I’ll tell you what, there’s a whole lot worse out there than what you can find here. It really only looks worse than it seems.

Plus, there IS that disclaimer up there. Which, it seems, nobody ever takes seriously. But really, you should!

Anyway, you win some, you lose some. Can’t please everybody. But those that do ‘get it’, it’s good to have you on board. Like these chicks.

To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: female fubar visitor
From: Jenny Shayler
Date: Sat, 12 Jun 2004 19:21:40 +0100

i’m a girl from oxford, england.. and i read fubar everyday. I’m surprised that you didn’t think u had many female visitors. i think ur really witty and ur fascination with underage girls is amusing. fubar’s a really good read… most of the time. I still can’t forgive you for the ureathral vibrators post and the subsequent comments. have faith in the females of the species… they will come and they will laugh at the fubarness. they rejoiced and it was good

jenny 😛

To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Hey there
From: alison
Date: Sun, 13 Jun 2004 03:30:00 +0000


I’ve been to your site off and on, mostly to check out pics of lindsay lohan and a while back to read all the crap about libby hoeler. Although I generally find your site interesting I just want you to know that I am APPALLED that you don’t like the movie The Ice Cream Man. Im assuming you mean the one with clint howard??? Thats one of my ALL TIME favorite movies!!! Just thought Id let you know.


See? They’re cool.

And to show that this is an equal opportunity site, here’s two pictures of some hot guys!

Mmmmm… I’d hit it. Both of them. They’re like twins.


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  1. lol

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