Every once in a while, i get people trying to log into my GreyMatter. Only to be denied access. Because they don’t have accounts.

GM tracks their actions.

[11/13/01 09:48 AM] [65.168.107.231] Invalid login attempt: No such author as dean (croxton) registered
[11/13/01 09:48 AM] [65.168.107.231] Invalid login attempt: No such author as noah (grey) registered
[11/13/01 09:49 AM] [65.168.107.231] Invalid login attempt: No such author as noahgrey (2001) registered

I don’t get that. Why try to log in when you know you don’t have an account?

Anyway, i got my FTP working again. Solo had to change it to gain access to delete those offending nudie pics of Alyssa Milano, Denise Richards and JLH off my site. Their lawyers were threatening to sue.

Poo.

Anyway, since i have my FTP access back, i can now upload that fan sign and post it up.

Er. Talk to the hand. Or something.

Yes. That is indeed my very first digital pimp fan sign.

Which would be great if the contest wasn’t cancelled.

Double poo.

Anyway, how’s this for a bit of comedy. As some of you probably know, Will has a GM account here at f.u.b.a.r.

He tried to log in today.

[11/12/01 11:04 PM] [204.194.122.12] Invalid login attempt: No such author as will (justin) registered
[11/12/01 11:05 PM] [204.194.122.12] Invalid login attempt: No such author as will (i forgot my effing passowrd) registered

Haha.

What a tool.