Here’s a particularly funny/gross guestbook signing that i got from my other (sucky) personal homepage. Note the last comment in the random thoughts question:

From: john, Saturday September 9, 2000 at 4:12pm
Email: drazdataruc@handbag.com
URL: http://
Where are you from?
worcester uk
What are you wearing at this moment?
usual stuff
Musical tastes? Who do you like?
duke ellington, luis russel, red nichols, fats waller
bix beiderbecke, al jolson,
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
chickhen
Fave phrase? Sayings?
morir es descansar
Comments!
hello
Random thoughts? Anything you wanna say?
i want to make love to Jia Ying and Jia Shin

(This is the part where you start to laugh if you get it. This is also the part where you start to cringe in disgust if you’re either Jia Shin or Jia Ying.)

If you’re wondering who Jia Shin and Jia Ying are, they’re twins, they’re from my previous school, they’re both apparently hot, they’re both apparently hot (did i just say that twice?) and um…..this is Jia Shin (With Chloe on the right. An old pic but she still looks hot. Both of them) and this is Jia Ying (A really crap pic but let me assure she looks 10 (ten) times better in real life).