I HATED her in The Jacket. I wanted to slap that bitch of a character of hers during that one scene in her apartment. In fact, that scene alone has made me hate Keira Knightley in real life.
That said, did anybody else find it creepy when Adrien Brody has sex with her, and then goes back in time the next day or something to meet up with like the 8 year old version of Keira’s character in the movie? PEDO.
Will i watch Domino?
Only because Tony Scott is directing.
I think i read somewhere that they had to airbrush her chest to make it look like she had cleavage for the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Because she’s so FLAT.
Top Gun was gay gay gay.
Keira Knightly has a chest like a ten year old boy.
Conclusion? Tony Scott is a cockmaster who likes to film ten year old boys!
#1 | Comment by gulliver — October 14, 2005 @ 5:59 pm
but man on fire kicked all sorts of ass!
plus DAKOTA FANNING WAS IN IT!!!!
conclusion? tony scott is A OK in my book
#2 | Comment by Justin — October 14, 2005 @ 6:10 pm
Hopefully the direction of Domino won’t be as fucked-up as Man On Fire’s was.
And I dig flat-chested chicks.
#3 | Comment by Jenesis — October 14, 2005 @ 6:22 pm
Ok Man on fire was great, so he’s not a complete cockmaster.
After seeing War of the worlds though Id like to kick Dakota Fanning in the face.
#4 | Comment by gulliver — October 14, 2005 @ 6:35 pm
I’d like to see Keira Knightley and Grace Park starring in a “women in prison” movie.
#5 | Comment by Bill Clay — October 14, 2005 @ 7:54 pm
#5 Nail on the Head,also can we have J.Alba as the sadistic warden, and Eva Longoria can be the hot nurse who licks…er patches up their wounds from all the girl on girl fighting.
#6 | Comment by Skeezer — October 14, 2005 @ 9:30 pm
“True Romance” was also great, and I really didn’t see any homoerotic angle in that one.
The Scott boys ROCK!
#7 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 14, 2005 @ 9:37 pm
list of people that make a living on looking like another celebrity
Keira Knightly > Jim Belushi > Ozzie Canseco > Skeetch Ulrich (looks like Johnny Deep)
She better be saving all these paychecks, cuz its jump the shark time.
#8 | Comment by parlayplyr — October 14, 2005 @ 9:46 pm
I believe the airbrushed cleavage was for the King Arthur movie poster.
#9 | Comment by Sister's Daddy — October 14, 2005 @ 11:06 pm
Flat but beautiful.
#10 | Comment by wangdexian — October 14, 2005 @ 11:09 pm
no no, not just for the poster. they actually airbrushed and shaded her actual chest with makeup and shit to give her fake cleavage on screen.
i’ll try to find the article.
#11 | Comment by Justin — October 14, 2005 @ 11:38 pm
found it:
#12 | Comment by Justin — October 14, 2005 @ 11:54 pm
#7 “True Romance” was also great, and I really didn’t see any homoerotic angle in that one.
There so was, he said if he had to take it from any man it would have to be Elvis
#11 #12
they can always do things in post
Anything more than a handful is a waste
If Keira put on more weight she’d have bigger boobies but her hard fit body might not look so good.
#13 | Comment by bob — October 15, 2005 @ 12:23 am
Keira Knightly annoys me a lot. She always has that same look in ever freaking picture, the one where she HREF=”http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/954/keiraknightleypred44hz.jpg”>is HREF=”http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/8462/keiraknightleypred170lh.jpg”>unable HREF=”http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/7982/keiraknightleypred54hf.jpg”>to HREF=”http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/6910/keiraknightleypred317eu.jpg”>close HREF=”http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/8513/keiraknightleypred271xn.jpg”>her HREF=”httphttp://img312.imageshack.us/img312/1601/keiraknightleypred104ir.jpg”>mouth. It looks so stupid.
#14 | Comment by Pred — October 15, 2005 @ 12:55 am
Well that didn’t work.
#15 | Comment by Pred — October 15, 2005 @ 12:56 am
LEAVE her flat chest out of this! Everyone knows her beauty lies elsewhere ^__^
#16 | Comment by Billy — October 15, 2005 @ 2:04 am
You mean…
the one where she is
unable
to
close
her
mouth?
#17 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — October 15, 2005 @ 2:07 am
I’d let her have her way with me.
#18 | Comment by The Brad — October 15, 2005 @ 2:57 am
When she was on leno, she mentioned she has no problem showing off her breasts on film, but her bum is another story.
As for size, small ones can offer fun that large ones cannot and vice versa. And natural size is always the best!
#19 | Comment by Dairy — October 15, 2005 @ 3:14 am
thats because she has a saggy ass bum
fact
#20 | Comment by Justin — October 15, 2005 @ 3:16 am
I agree with #19.
Unless you got really deformed breasts, breast surgery is NOT needed. I don’t like fake boobs, no matter how small they previously were. Actually in flat chested women, fake boobs look even funnier, since they look more like someone velcroed two waterballons on her chest.
Finally, Keira Knightley needs to eat a sandwich. The best natural way to enhance boob size is to get more fat on your bones.
#21 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — October 15, 2005 @ 3:26 am
unless you’re Charlize Theron …
#22 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 15, 2005 @ 3:36 am
#6 – Pass the tissues, please. 😉
#23 | Comment by Bill Clay — October 15, 2005 @ 4:40 am
#21 trust me… sometimes no matter how much you eat you cannot gain weight… you’re just born with good metabolism or whatnot…
#24 | Comment by rushie — October 15, 2005 @ 6:59 am
Justin sez:
“That said, did anybody else find it creepy when Adrien Brody has sex with her, and then goes back in time the next day or something to meet up with like the 8 year old version of Keira’s character in the movie? PEDO.”
Yep, pretty creepy. The creepiest part of an otherwise un-creepy movie.
I’ll bet you wished she had a Pink Wig on, huh?
#25 | Comment by Smiley — October 15, 2005 @ 8:08 am
No No you go to far!
#26 | Comment by ninbw — October 15, 2005 @ 10:38 am
You can see some breast and nipple in the October 2005 Esquire (the photo issue with KK on the cover)
#27 | Comment by fishguy — October 15, 2005 @ 10:43 am
kris kristofferson?
#28 | Comment by Justin — October 15, 2005 @ 12:07 pm
ugh. I saw in USA Today where she mentioned she kept low riders on with her ass and hips. What ass and hips? she is a stick figure and flat chested. Call me a Romantic of the Italian order, but in my book, a good figure is where its at. Give me Monica Belluci any day of the week (or night!).
#29 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — October 15, 2005 @ 5:04 pm
Stop blaming Keira for her skinniness! It’s not her fault! Don’t try to drag her down to your level, you fatties!
#30 | Comment by Nerima — October 15, 2005 @ 10:55 pm
I thought she was pretty hot, the accent is what gets me every time.
So she’s got less than a handful, she’s got great nipply appendages, and her ass is nice. Little too skinny, but all these new hotness chicks coming up are too skinny.
Justin > Keira’s ass > craptastic Bynes
#31 | Comment by TheChef — October 16, 2005 @ 12:53 am
I’d have to agree for the most part with #31.
The accent is always a big plus with British gals.
As for her size, she seems to be naturally thin , and natural is good. And small breasts can be quite tasty, as you can get them in your mouth.
#32 | Comment by Dairy — October 16, 2005 @ 1:30 am
#29 is my hero. monica Bellucci is a goddess. We should all be worshiping her.
*oooolm* Ooooo great Monica, show your boobies for me again in your next flick *ooooolm*
#33 | Comment by TheChef — October 16, 2005 @ 2:45 am
Didn’t she show her ass in Domino?
#34 | Comment by kiko — October 16, 2005 @ 4:58 am
body double. because she has no ass.
#35 | Comment by Justin — October 16, 2005 @ 5:04 am
What!?! She gets no respect from me from now on until she properly shows her ass.
#36 | Comment by kiko — October 16, 2005 @ 5:19 am
blah blah blah
#37 | Comment by Billy — October 16, 2005 @ 5:50 am
#34 ass is a body double which she freely admits in many interviews.
she does get her top off at least once, haven’t watched the rest of the film though
the time travelling sex thing was creepy but not anymore than commenting on girls with pink hair or wondering if the annoying child in Winn Dixie will look hot when she grows up, or hanging around this site.
#38 | Comment by mo-boobies — October 16, 2005 @ 6:23 am
O my love and adoration for Miss Monica Belluci. I actually once saw her from afar, where it was not matter, but it was at an airport. What can one say except it was the start of a great summer in Europe and the sight of such beauty made the jet lag vanish without a trace. O yes, and KK has no ass. She needs butt implant! Deal, you eating disorder girl lovers…:)
#39 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — October 16, 2005 @ 8:03 am
ugh. she’s as plain as a whistle.
she has the face that has a fist-bashed-into-nose potential.
#40 | Comment by zecchino — October 18, 2005 @ 5:21 pm
I hate her with a passion. She comes of like an easy slut.
#41 | Comment by jess — October 21, 2005 @ 12:28 pm
Whoa, I found something weird.
4th row down, last pic on the right.
there’s a patch of some kind on her chest.
#42 | Comment by cas — October 21, 2005 @ 1:12 pm
3 possibilities I can think of-
1. Nicotine? not likely, and a weird place
2. Birth control? again, weird place…
3. Some kind of cleavage fakery?
http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/keiraknightley6/image-html/LvBBpgoFNAx5J.html
http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/keiraknightley6/image-html/U7Pa3j4BrXdhTF.html
http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/keiraknightley6/image-html/ZXmC8lP6UQyCdf.html
#43 | Comment by cas — October 21, 2005 @ 1:16 pm
Oh my gosh, I dunno about you guys, but that fake yanky accent made her sound like a man. I *HATED* The Jacket. Anyone noticed her nasty teeth *rank* How did she make it in America with those teeth? I thought you guys were all crazy about perfect straight blinding white teeth?
#44 | Comment by Johanna — October 21, 2005 @ 11:47 pm
OMG!! i cant believe how fuckin shallow all you guys are .. how old are you fuckin 6 !! Keira Knightly is beautiful .. whether u like her or not .. she is NOT flat chested .. she has boobs .. mabye not very big ones, but she has boobs.. an to be frankly honest boobs are useless, unless u have a fukin child to feed, they heavy sacks of FAT .. I love her body .. so wot if she used an ass double, least she didnt lie about it, and who the fuck isnt a little bit paranoid .. an everyone in fuckin hollywood who is fuckin skinny, is only skinny because assholes like u critisize who they are an what they look like .. if u dont like her films, dont watch them, and if u have nothing nice to say about someone.. SHUT THE FUCK UP !! beauty comes frm the inside …
#45 | Comment by Rhian — October 23, 2005 @ 1:19 am
you’re freaks!!!
#46 | Comment by yabba — November 10, 2005 @ 1:44 am
45. Boobs are not nipples.
A cat has nipples, but it aint gonna jiggle when it climbs a pole.
Likewise Keira. And with that collagen job she had done on her lips, she’s fair game to be scrutinized just like any other hollywood freak.
#47 | Comment by UncleMao — November 10, 2005 @ 10:16 am
Does anyone know Keira’s bra size? Not that she ever seems to wear one…
#48 | Comment by Pinocleo — July 13, 2006 @ 2:20 am
^^^
i think i read she was a 32 negativeA…
#49 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 13, 2006 @ 5:43 am
You’re all fucking cunts, excep for that Rhian fellow. Oh and that other chap who called you freaks. Although I’d have to disagree. You’re not freaks. You’re very boring people.Chao
#50 | Comment by Iva — April 8, 2007 @ 6:05 pm
one, WDF does keira knightley have to do with bananas and why do i smell of sh.it i hope this isnt checked by a moderator, but the other trash on here is even worse… one thing ive noticed about her is that she needs some food… i mean get her a double mcmuffin with extra cheese and fat dribbled ontop, secondly i have no life so ill just summarise every thing ive read, 1) she has her mouth open al the time 2) she lives on looking like johnny depp 3) she has nipples not breasts 4) she had a lip job 5) alot of u freaks are obssessed with her 6) she likes using make-up to make her breasts look larger 7) she was wearing some pads to make her breasts look larger 8) i have no life.. no wait i already said that 9) she never shows her ‘ass’ so it must really sag alot … & alot of other cr.ap about pedofiles, sluts, tony scott, dakota fanning (needs to be kicked) and some other stuff… & i just noticed that its like 2009 now and u wrote in 2005 when dinosaurs roamed the earth, and this thing called windows vista came out, which abosolutly phailed (although i am using a pirated version right now) and i really hope this works otherwise i wasted like 20 minutes of my life… Aaron, Perth, WA, Australia
#51 | Comment by sick pervert with no life (or aaron for short) — June 11, 2009 @ 2:09 pm
and now a spelling mistake…. 3rd line from the bottom ‘abosoluty’ should be absolutely…. there another like 10 minutes gone…. what am i going to do….
#52 | Comment by ha ha ha (no) its me (aaron) — June 11, 2009 @ 2:13 pm