Hey, is this the one who’s anorexic/bulimic?
Ah who cares. I wouldn’t hit it. Too fat!!
Ashley Olsen
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WAUGH!
Hey, is this the one who’s anorexic/bulimic?
Ah who cares. I wouldn’t hit it. Too fat!!
Waaay too fat.
First!
#1 | Comment by Sophistry — November 1, 2005 @ 2:51 pm
Where does she think is? She’s striking a pose in every picture, even when people are chatting in the background. Someone has to tell her that she’s too short to be a model. Tyra would tell her off!
#2 | Comment by Ragnarok — November 1, 2005 @ 3:11 pm
she’s so thin under that dress they are having to make her move by remote control.
Look at her face! The same robotic blank expression in every photo.
#3 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — November 1, 2005 @ 3:13 pm
these are just a third of all the pictures i’ve seen at this event. she practically does the exact same pose in all of them!
#4 | Comment by Justin — November 1, 2005 @ 3:15 pm
Didn’t one of them drop out of college? Maybe it was the one who went into rehab…
#5 | Comment by Ragnarok — November 1, 2005 @ 3:30 pm
I want to either bang both of the Olsen twins at the same time or not at all.
#6 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — November 1, 2005 @ 4:04 pm
When the fuck did somebody in the US government decide the Olsen Twins were good looking? Did I miss that memo? They’re butt ugly & one dresses like a bag lady on a cough syrup bender and yup, one droppd outta college. They weren’t cute when they were toddlers and they sure as hell aren’t now.
Ooo… Pokies.
I’d hit it but I would have to scrub my schlong with powdered bleach and curl up and cry in a fetal position afterwards.
#7 | Comment by Smiley — November 1, 2005 @ 4:27 pm
Justin,
Sweep her off of her feet. (I think it was her, might be the other one). Dropped out of college, (taking a time off) after getting humped and dumped by Jared Leto, and then having her boyfriend stolen by Paris Hilton.
Now’s your chance!
#8 | Comment by smash — November 1, 2005 @ 7:02 pm
She doesn’t have an eating disorder…she’s just a cokehead!!!
#9 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — November 1, 2005 @ 9:09 pm
If I remember correctly, Ashley wasn’t the one who fucked herself up, it was Scary-Kate who had the “eating disorder”
Anyway though, these pictures are proof of one thing and one thing alone:
Ashley > Amanda Down-Syndrome Bynes
#10 | Comment by KillswitchEdge — November 1, 2005 @ 10:26 pm
looks hawt to me…
#11 | Comment by yawn — November 1, 2005 @ 11:22 pm
OoooooO, the rare breed of Olsen Monkey..
#12 | Comment by TheChef — November 1, 2005 @ 11:56 pm
They are soooooo not going to age well. Odds are one of them will be horribly disfigured in a facelift gone bad…
Or lose an eye in a Zoo-porn gone bad incident.
#13 | Comment by bligityblah — November 2, 2005 @ 2:12 am
The Olsen twins may not be hot individually but together they make a pretty decent chick.
#14 | Comment by kiko — November 2, 2005 @ 5:14 am
The girlfriend of Karl Lagerfeld?… 😉 (cf: second picture)
#15 | Comment by www.annuaire.biz.ly — November 2, 2005 @ 6:50 am
Ashley is the nice one. Mary-Kate is the evil rehab one.
#16 | Comment by Bill Clay — November 2, 2005 @ 7:01 am
My man boobs > Olsen boobs
And I am skinny
#17 | Comment by Adam — November 2, 2005 @ 10:15 am
So by fucking her one could find out what it would have been like to fuck a concentration camp victim…..one of those things that you have to do at least once during your life I think.
#18 | Comment by Grammaton Cleric — November 2, 2005 @ 11:23 am
Why is Ashley posing with the President of Japan?
http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/ashleyolsen/image-html/download-1.html
WTF???
#19 | Comment by crabby — November 2, 2005 @ 12:40 pm
Mary-Kate was the anorexic one. She was also the one attached to rumors about cocaine addiction and attempted suicide.
#20 | Comment by Anonymous Contributor — November 2, 2005 @ 1:25 pm
I would still hit it because those girls are rich.
#21 | Comment by SpankMonkey — November 2, 2005 @ 5:21 pm
Well, yeah, I’d put a baby in her so that I’d be set for life (a la K-Fed), but I wouldn’t like it.
#22 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — November 3, 2005 @ 9:16 am
shes not posing with japan’s president
that advertising fashion guy extraordinaire.
and if you ever watched tommy hilfigers show : the cut , you would know that!
#23 | Comment by whate — November 6, 2005 @ 12:57 pm
I began to lick her asshole. I pry apart that battleship she call’s her ass. I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around her asshole. They stink really bad. I start to get fed up with her ugly ass. I tear off my wooden peg leg. I ram it up her ass. I kick her in the face! The celluloid from her cheeks hits the side of the cabin… Her parrot flys away.
My wet dreams I have with Ashley Olsen.
#24 | Comment by BoomeR — November 7, 2005 @ 1:20 pm
LOL
#25 | Comment by Steve — November 7, 2005 @ 1:25 pm