34 thoughts on “Mila Kunis”

  1. Why must you trash all the fine honeys, Justin?

    #1 | Comment by tool — November 4, 2005 @ 2:27 pm

  2. Meh, give me Laura Prepon over Kunis.
    Only with the red hair back of course.

    #2 | Comment by Parallax — November 4, 2005 @ 2:28 pm

  3. Smokin’ hot.

    #3 | Comment by Wonderyak — November 4, 2005 @ 2:30 pm

  4. Fuck that. Morena is HOT!

    #4 | Comment by sammy — November 4, 2005 @ 2:52 pm

  5. Prepon, Kunis, Baccarin … all lovely young ladies in their own way and I respect them beyond their looks and also for their talent.

    #5 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — November 4, 2005 @ 2:58 pm

  6. the biggest problem i have with her is she lives with Macaulay Culkin….which tells me her taste in men is ……..????????????

    bad..

    but the fact that she learned to speack english from the price is right is hot

    #6 | Comment by jvn1 — November 4, 2005 @ 3:23 pm

  7. I think she’s pretty hot. But the best thing about all of the pictures are the pull quotes. They sound like answers to the Playboy Q & As.

    #7 | Comment by sycros — November 4, 2005 @ 5:23 pm

  8. Dear Fox Executives,

    Congratulations on another exciting upcoming season of That 70’s Show. I have always been a great fan of the show, especially the first couple of years. This season will undoubtedly bring some new and exciting adventures for Hyde, Fez, Red and the rest of the gang. Yup, some real hum-dingers, I’ll bet. Yup…

    I’ll be frank, the show’s about as exciting as watching,well, last season’s shows. Wow, Red calls somebody a Dumb Ass again, I didn’t see that coming.

    It’s in what, its 25th season now? I mean Topher Grace was smart enough to leave last year. And I understand Ashton Kutcher is also leaving later this year to concentrate on his film career(and to dump an un-godly amount of man-chowder inside of Demi with every chance, god I hate that guy). The show is slipping; it’s losing its viewers. I know, I know, you’re going to be introducing new characters, new locales, new situations, yaddah,yaddah, yaddah…. Every show does this, or should I say every shitty sitcom does this when they run out of ideas. Your show is better than that. I know it is.

    I am proposing the introduction of a bold new character. Or rather the re-introduction of an old friend.

    Check this out. Remember Earl, Tim Allen’s unseen but freakishly wise neighbor from Home Improvement? He was the highlight of the show. I think you should add him as a regular character to the show. He will be Earl, the Foreman’s other neighbor, a kindly, but ruggedly handsomeg entleman(think James Brolin crossed with the Marlboro Man) who dispenses sage wisdom and advice to the young female leads: Jackie and Donna(Laura Prepon and Mila Kunis).

    Now, every show these days have a hook, a certain something which sets itself apart from the rest of the pack. And Earl will not be no different. Remember how on Home Improvement you could never really see all of Earl but only parts of him? Well, when the new and improved Earl speaks from the other side of the garden fence, the only part you will see is the top of his hat AND an erect 10 inch penis poking thru strategically placed spaces and holes in the fence.

    I can just sense everyone at Fox mangement seeing, as I do, the same unlimited comic possibilities Earl will bring to That 70’s Show.

    And it gets better.

    Earl is a highly decorated retired Colonel in the U.S. Army who took a golf ball to the noggin during the Vietnam war. As a result of his injuries and exposure to Agent Orange and getting the clap from a whore in Saigon, he was left with a condition(& a HI-larious condition, I might add): a talking, constantly erect 10 inch penis named Virgil who has a smart mouth and a penchant for mischief and pulling a switchblade when the going gets tough.

    Remember Carson’s last Tonight Show? Seinfeld’s last show? Friends, you are all witnesses to television history in the making.

    Let me give you example of what Earl(& Virgil)can bring to the table:

    RED(speaking to Kelso, Hyde & Fez): OK, which one of you Dum Asses broke a 2 inch diameter hole in the window and sprayed the kitchen walls & floors with semen?

    HYDE: Not me, Red.

    EARL(speaking from the other side of the side): Now come on, Red. Don’t be so tough the boys. I’m sure there’s a perfectly logical explanation for this.

    VIRGIL(poking his bulbous purple head through a space between the white picket fence): I DID IT, MOTHERFUCKER! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? CALL ME A DUMB ASS? I’M NOT AN ASS, I’M A DICK, YOU STUPID FUCK. CALL ME A DUMB ASS AGAIN AND I’LL FUCKING SLIT YOUR THROAT IN YOUR SLEEP!! YOU HEAR ME! I’LL FUCKIN’ KILL YOU!!

    RED, HYDE, FEZ, KELSO, KITTY, BOB, DONNA JACKIE: Oh Virgil! You are so incorrigible!

    They all laugh, scene freezes & is followed by theme song.

    -END SCENE-

    I will guarantee you that Earl & Virgil will be the most popular break out characters on Fox this winter. Smell that? That’s the smell of Emmy for Best Sitcom. Once you have Earl and Virgil established as regulars, you can have situations such as a love triangle between Jackie, Donna and Virgil the 10 inch talking cock. Or, Hyde getting jealous after seeing Jackie kissing Virgil, the bad ass 10 inch talking cock with an attitude and a switchblade.

    I will have my people get in touch with your people and we’ll do lunch and go over this in detail.

    Call me. OK?

    Smiley, ESQ.

    #8 | Comment by Smiley — November 4, 2005 @ 7:23 pm

  9. #8 that’s the funniest thing I’ve read since your letter to Jewel. I don’t know where you come up with this stuff, but I can barely type…I’m still laughing 5 minutes later.

    #9 | Comment by Jacked — November 4, 2005 @ 7:35 pm

  10. Yah,

    Why doesn’t Morena get these opportunities in magazines. Getting interviewed and photographed??

    #10 | Comment by Adam — November 4, 2005 @ 8:20 pm

  11. Mila Kunis reminds me of Juliya on Fuse, who in turn reminds of Marianela. After all that reminding, I usually flap about 4 times straight and then go on with my day (Unless someone mentions Kunis again).

    #11 | Comment by Zahid — November 4, 2005 @ 9:57 pm

  12. Kunis reminds me of, Mena Suvari, reminds me of a totally unhot and nasty grouper. fuck fish face girls.

    #12 | Comment by berkley — November 4, 2005 @ 10:13 pm

  13. so hot…want to touch the heinie.

    #13 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 4, 2005 @ 10:38 pm

  14. #2 – I first read that as “red back hair.” Ew.

    #14 | Comment by Nerima — November 4, 2005 @ 10:41 pm

  15. I agree with #13.

    #15 | Comment by JessicaChobotSucks — November 4, 2005 @ 11:28 pm

  16. #8, Tim’s neighbor’s name was Wilson.

    Otherwise, good stuff. Your post and Mila.

    #16 | Comment by Ricochet — November 4, 2005 @ 11:38 pm

  17. wilson was played by earl hindman #16!

    #17 | Comment by Justin — November 5, 2005 @ 12:11 am

  18. Man, can’t find reasons to hate her, but, got a few for hit her tight & right.

    #18 | Comment by Idaho — November 5, 2005 @ 12:22 am

  19. What’s not to like?

    #19 | Comment by rosco — November 5, 2005 @ 1:21 am

  20. Wilson, Earl Hindman, is dead, so that really would make for an interesting addition to the show.

    #20 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — November 5, 2005 @ 1:42 am

  21. Justin, you hate too many people, for seemingly stupid reasons. Try being a bit more open-minded.

    #21 | Comment by andy — November 5, 2005 @ 2:37 am

  22. Did anyone see her on Kilborn’s old show? He made her go backstage and sprint down a corridor to the Price is Right wheel to give it a spin. She was running braless in a silk shirt, and the studio was chilly. One of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen.

    #22 | Comment by stank — November 5, 2005 @ 3:21 am

  23. ^
    vidplzkthx

    #23 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 5, 2005 @ 3:30 am

  24. Mmm…braless Kunis.

    Off to Limewire.

    #24 | Comment by Nerima — November 5, 2005 @ 3:36 am

  25. #20 – I’ve heard of erections happening during rigor mortis, so the possibility of the Virgil character is quite possible.

    I smell a spin-off, actually.

    #25 | Comment by al k holik — November 5, 2005 @ 3:50 am

  26. Or a movie.

    Weekend At Wilson’s?

    #26 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — November 5, 2005 @ 4:38 am

  27. Mila needs to eat a twinkie. He whiny voice makes me want to stick an ice pick in my ears.

    #27 | Comment by MiamiPete — November 5, 2005 @ 7:57 am

  28. Anybody else see what I see?

    #28 | Comment by Notorious — November 6, 2005 @ 6:01 am

  29. #28, i see the hit of maybe a little camel toe….

    #29 | Comment by Sampson — November 7, 2005 @ 4:31 pm

  30. Rachel Bilson>>>>>>>Mila Kunis

    #30 | Comment by backspooge — November 8, 2005 @ 11:54 am

  31. ^^ This is true. ^^

    #31 | Comment by The Dude — November 8, 2005 @ 9:17 pm

  32. JUNK! That pretty much sums up this dog!

    #32 | Comment by John — November 9, 2005 @ 3:23 am

  33. My sister knows Mila Kunis pretty well, and when I asked her to introduce me to her, she refused, saying she didn’t want to take any chances of Mila ending up part of her family. Apparently, though they are good friends, my sister doesn’t like her because she says she’s very vain and always has to be the center of attention. Hmmm… Such a shame…

    #33 | Comment by Brian — December 20, 2005 @ 1:12 pm

  34. i hate mila kunis coz she gets to date and marry macaulay culkin!

    #34 | Comment by Hasena — July 31, 2007 @ 1:21 pm

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