29 thoughts on “Ashlee Simpson”

  1. Still has a big nose. Still can’t sing.

    Smokin’ body and long tongue, though. Mmmmmm…

    First!

    #1 | Comment by Smiley — November 18, 2005 @ 3:25 pm

  2. it’s a good thing her big boobs slightly outweighs her big nose

    #2 | Comment by Justin — November 18, 2005 @ 3:28 pm

  3. Meh.

    #3 | Comment by Jacked — November 18, 2005 @ 3:35 pm

  4. man finally shes showing the goods

    #4 | Comment by Daniel — November 18, 2005 @ 3:51 pm

  5. ‘Ashlee’s spread’

    PLEASE for the love of God, never use those words consecutively again.

    #5 | Comment by El Payo — November 18, 2005 @ 4:29 pm

  6. Nice titties, but then you look up and see that Kirk Douglas man-chin starin’ back at ya…

    #6 | Comment by smittenboy — November 18, 2005 @ 5:42 pm

  7. i like to think of it as a popeye chin

    #7 | Comment by Justin — November 18, 2005 @ 6:21 pm

  8. Meh.

    #8 | Comment by al k holik — November 18, 2005 @ 7:15 pm

  9. Blender + Ashlee Simpson = Ashlee Spread
    Not as funny as a dead baby…

    Wonder what Ashley spread on toast is like, Marmite? (Hate it or hate it.)

    #9 | Comment by bob — November 18, 2005 @ 7:37 pm

  10. I actually like her nose. For this reader, small imperfections on what is otherwise an very attractive girl equals an extremely attractive girl.

    So lay off the nose, alright?

    /run upstairs crying

    #10 | Comment by Unlock Boss — November 18, 2005 @ 7:42 pm

  11. Amazingly astoundingly, bewilderingly breathtakingly, extraordinarily impressively, marvelously miraculously, spectacularly staggeringly, startlingly strikingly, stupefyingly stupendously, wonderfully wondrously stunning.

    #11 | Comment by Belvedere — November 18, 2005 @ 7:49 pm

  12. Whoops, someone’s been passing around the verbal laxative again.

    #12 | Comment by Unlock Boss — November 18, 2005 @ 7:51 pm

  13. I think that Belvedere has been dipping into his stash of… well… Belvedere.

    That chin looks worse than Peter Griffins balls chin.

    I’d still dip in though.

    #13 | Comment by MiamiPete — November 18, 2005 @ 10:00 pm

  14. First pic. That’s a really nice bra.

    #14 | Comment by zecchino — November 18, 2005 @ 10:02 pm

  15. i concur #14.

    #15 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 18, 2005 @ 11:10 pm

  16. I fapped to these photos. I am so ashamed right now. It’s like morning-after regret. 🙁

    #16 | Comment by Nerima — November 18, 2005 @ 11:42 pm

  17. oh yeah, i would happily meat and seed it! been saying that for a while though. cant stand her fucking sister though.

    #17 | Comment by berkley — November 19, 2005 @ 12:51 am

  18. #15
    I’m glad there is another girl to admire something with. Since there will be no half-naked famous men posted on here, might as well make full use of the lady ones.

    Besides, that bra reminded me to go Pretty Bra Shopping.

    #18 | Comment by zecchino — November 19, 2005 @ 1:05 am

  19. You crazy girls! Always posting about flowers and bras and teakettles.

    #19 | Comment by Nerima — November 19, 2005 @ 1:47 am

  20. anytime is a good time for Pretty Bra Shopping #18!

    although i doubt i could afford the one Ashlee is wearing. it’s not la perla or aubade, but it’s still prolly half a week’s salary for me.

    #20 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 19, 2005 @ 1:58 am

  21. Don’t use bras. Bras are useless. Let’em bounce!

    #21 | Comment by kiko — November 19, 2005 @ 5:40 am

  22. One of the biggest but-her-faces around. It’s a crying shame with that body.

    #22 | Comment by Aunt Jemima — November 19, 2005 @ 6:38 am

  23. c an’ t t yp e prop erly.

    It’s m y ac id ref lux.

    #23 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — November 19, 2005 @ 7:20 am

  24. Posted by bob – Friday, November 18, 2005 @ 7:37 pm

    Blender + Ashlee Simpson = Ashlee Spread
    Not as funny as a dead baby…

    Speaking of dead babies, does anyone know the difference between a dead baby and a BMW? I don’t have a BMW in my garage.

    Whats the best part about fucking twentysix year olds? That there are 20 of them

    #24 | Comment by Cheebye — November 19, 2005 @ 9:56 am

  25. #23 – Ok now do a jig and start crying.

    #25 | Comment by Smiley — November 19, 2005 @ 10:09 am

  26. heheh, “now do a jig”

    she’s got a certain spunky charisma to her; i think it’s called being fantastically rich and having the full force of a media marketing machine pushing her “product.”

    #26 | Comment by klaudesmith — November 19, 2005 @ 7:25 pm

  27. I would knock her unconcious with a blow to the trachea, rape her repeatedly with a chair leg, then burn her face with acid. Then I’d call the paparazi to come take pictures. Giggity Giggity.

    #27 | Comment by Quagmire — November 20, 2005 @ 12:13 am

  28. I think you might be breaking a law or two there #27…

    …but I’d still look at the pics.

    😮

    #28 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 20, 2005 @ 1:02 am

  29. I’d hit it, shout Jessica just before climax then ride the bucking bronco!

    #29 | Comment by bob — November 20, 2005 @ 4:29 am

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