21 thoughts on “Paris & Nicky

  1. I wonder if Paris ever watches it and tangsterbates to it.

    #1 | Comment by RwS — December 29, 2005 @ 7:46 am

  2. I couldnt fap to the sex tape… too green, too ugly, too lame of a blow job, etc…

    But id prolly fap to a Nicky one… as long as it has adequate lighting of course.

    #2 | Comment by Zahid — December 29, 2005 @ 9:41 am

  3. Ew. In the first pic Nicky looks like Jon Gruden. Paris has no body at all. I’ll only fap to this ONCE!

    #3 | Comment by Buster Fiji — December 29, 2005 @ 10:37 am

  4. Ugh! I see better stuff at the mall.

    #4 | Comment by Bill Clay — December 29, 2005 @ 10:50 am

  5. check out the lame kid with the camera following the hiltons begging for a pic.

    lolz

    #5 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 29, 2005 @ 10:54 am

  6. i think the real question is “who hasn’t fapped to it?”
    #2: you should really download the DVD version of it then, the night vision was converted into b&w, a lot easier on the eyes

    #6 | Comment by peter — December 29, 2005 @ 12:11 pm

  7. Man, post some HOT chicks.

    #7 | Comment by Jenesis — December 29, 2005 @ 1:14 pm

  8. do you think paris parents ever watch the sex tape ?

    #8 | Comment by fapper — December 29, 2005 @ 6:12 pm

  9. what good parents wouldn’t want to watch their baby girl smoking penis cigars in night vision?

    paris’ mom is hotter than her..

    #9 | Comment by iamthedevil60 — December 29, 2005 @ 9:21 pm

  10. SKANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #10 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — December 29, 2005 @ 11:04 pm

  11. Asshat! Way to fuck up the frontpage.

    #11 | Comment by CaPPyD — December 29, 2005 @ 11:41 pm

  12. Celebrities will buy anything that’s expensive… These pictures are proof.

    Those damned goofy sunglasses look STUPID… I don’t care if they’re made by Dior, they are lame.

    And Nicky is better than Paris, but that’s not saying much!

    #12 | Comment by exelis — December 30, 2005 @ 12:48 am

  13. Somebody tell me what the FUCK happened to Nicky Hilton.

    #13 | Comment by Aunt Jemima — December 30, 2005 @ 4:06 am

  14. Fapping to Paris is just plain nasty.

    #14 | Comment by kiko — December 30, 2005 @ 10:18 am

  15. #12 – Money can never buy taste…

    #15 | Comment by Smiley — December 30, 2005 @ 1:47 pm

  16. #2—the DVD version is much better as someone else also said. I have it..and it’s fantastic…you can clearly see paris rubbing and scratching her clitoris.

    #16 | Comment by dumdadum — December 30, 2005 @ 3:32 pm

  17. An actual conversation overheard between Paris and her ex-lover Rick Solomon (of One Night in Paris DVD fame):

    (Paris’ cell phone rings)
    Paris Hilton: Hello?
    Rick Solomon: Hey Babe…
    PH: What the fuck do you want? I thought I told you to never call me again!
    RS: Whoa, whoa, there sweetie, just wanted to talk, that’s all. Just wanted to see how you’re doin’
    PH: Cut the bullshit Rick, I’m on the beach, what do you want?
    RS: OK OK, shit, how do I put this? Do you remember when we shot that night vision tape of us fucking…
    PH: I thought I told you to never bring that up again!!!
    RS: Chill out! Just let me finish, OK? Rememeber at one point when I was finger blasting you?
    PH: Yeah?
    RS: I think I might have… uh…left something behind…
    PH: Leave what behind? what are you talking about?
    RS: Can you check inside your cooch and see if there’s a Rolex watch inside there? I think it may have slipped off when I was finger banging you.
    PH: OK, hold on… let me check(digs into her bikini bottom)I’ve got a Casio calculator watch here. Wait, no that’s not it; that’s an Ipod. OK, that’s a Timex, that’s not yours. OK, I’ve a couple of pinkie rings here, but you don’t wear those. Where did this tube sock come from? A little deeper…a-ha, got it! Gold Rolex, right?
    RS: Oh thanks, babe. That watch costed me a fortune! Can you mail that back to me.
    PH: Promise to never call again?
    RS: Promise!
    PH: Bye bye…
    RS: Oh, before I forget, did you by chance see a wallet in there? Brown leather, monogrammed. You know, the one you got me for Christmas? Oh, and my Blackberry as well? I’m totally lost without that thing.
    PH: (now has her entire arm inside her snatch)Hold on… Yup, got’em both.
    RS: Babe you’re a life saver!

    #17 | Comment by Smiley — December 30, 2005 @ 4:18 pm

  18. too bad people cant rent the paris video at local blockbuster.

    paris should jsut give up and be a porn star.

    #18 | Comment by fapper — December 31, 2005 @ 7:10 am

  19. I fapped to the sex video, but in my defense I had no idea who she was at the time. I thought that it was just a sex tape that took place at a Hilton in Paris.

    #19 | Comment by Cobalt Blue — December 31, 2005 @ 10:46 am

  20. Itchy Crotch

    What the hell is she digging for?

    Oh, sorry about the tagged image. I came across this elsewhere.

    #20 | Comment by Habib — December 31, 2005 @ 12:37 pm

  21. wow…

    #21 | Comment by george — January 1, 2006 @ 8:29 pm

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