Paris & Nicky

29 12 2005

I fapped to the Paris Hilton sextape.

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  • Author : Justin
  • Date : 29 December 2005


21 responses to “Paris & Nicky”

    29 12 2005
  • 1.  RwS (07:46:20) :

    I wonder if Paris ever watches it and tangsterbates to it.

    • 29 12 2005
  • 2.  Zahid (09:41:26) :

    I couldnt fap to the sex tape… too green, too ugly, too lame of a blow job, etc…

    But id prolly fap to a Nicky one… as long as it has adequate lighting of course.

    • 29 12 2005
  • 3.  Buster Fiji (10:37:13) :

    Ew. In the first pic Nicky looks like Jon Gruden. Paris has no body at all. I’ll only fap to this ONCE!

    • 29 12 2005
  • 4.  Bill Clay (10:50:35) :

    Ugh! I see better stuff at the mall.

    • 29 12 2005
  • 5.  AngelBaby (10:54:56) :

    check out the lame kid with the camera following the hiltons begging for a pic.

    lolz

    • 29 12 2005
  • 6.  peter (12:11:52) :

    i think the real question is “who hasn’t fapped to it?”
    #2: you should really download the DVD version of it then, the night vision was converted into b&w, a lot easier on the eyes

    • 29 12 2005
  • 7.  Jenesis (13:14:14) :

    Man, post some HOT chicks.

    • 29 12 2005
  • 8.  fapper (18:12:23) :

    do you think paris parents ever watch the sex tape ?

    • 29 12 2005
  • 9.  iamthedevil60 (21:21:28) :

    what good parents wouldn’t want to watch their baby girl smoking penis cigars in night vision?

    paris’ mom is hotter than her..

    • 29 12 2005
  • 10.  YourBlueRoom (23:04:08) :

    SKANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 29 12 2005
  • 11.  CaPPyD (23:41:58) :

    Asshat! Way to fuck up the frontpage.

    • 30 12 2005
  • 12.  exelis (00:48:51) :

    Celebrities will buy anything that’s expensive… These pictures are proof.

    Those damned goofy sunglasses look STUPID… I don’t care if they’re made by Dior, they are lame.

    And Nicky is better than Paris, but that’s not saying much!

    • 30 12 2005
  • 13.  Aunt Jemima (04:06:37) :

    Somebody tell me what the FUCK happened to Nicky Hilton.

    • 30 12 2005
  • 14.  kiko (10:18:02) :

    Fapping to Paris is just plain nasty.

    • 30 12 2005
  • 15.  Smiley (13:47:43) :

    #12 - Money can never buy taste…

    • 30 12 2005
  • 16.  dumdadum (15:32:47) :

    #2—the DVD version is much better as someone else also said. I have it..and it’s fantastic…you can clearly see paris rubbing and scratching her clitoris.

    • 30 12 2005
  • 17.  Smiley (16:18:16) :

    An actual conversation overheard between Paris and her ex-lover Rick Solomon (of One Night in Paris DVD fame):

    (Paris’ cell phone rings)
    Paris Hilton: Hello?
    Rick Solomon: Hey Babe…
    PH: What the fuck do you want? I thought I told you to never call me again!
    RS: Whoa, whoa, there sweetie, just wanted to talk, that’s all. Just wanted to see how you’re doin’
    PH: Cut the bullshit Rick, I’m on the beach, what do you want?
    RS: OK OK, shit, how do I put this? Do you remember when we shot that night vision tape of us fucking…
    PH: I thought I told you to never bring that up again!!!
    RS: Chill out! Just let me finish, OK? Rememeber at one point when I was finger blasting you?
    PH: Yeah?
    RS: I think I might have… uh…left something behind…
    PH: Leave what behind? what are you talking about?
    RS: Can you check inside your cooch and see if there’s a Rolex watch inside there? I think it may have slipped off when I was finger banging you.
    PH: OK, hold on… let me check(digs into her bikini bottom)I’ve got a Casio calculator watch here. Wait, no that’s not it; that’s an Ipod. OK, that’s a Timex, that’s not yours. OK, I’ve a couple of pinkie rings here, but you don’t wear those. Where did this tube sock come from? A little deeper…a-ha, got it! Gold Rolex, right?
    RS: Oh thanks, babe. That watch costed me a fortune! Can you mail that back to me.
    PH: Promise to never call again?
    RS: Promise!
    PH: Bye bye…
    RS: Oh, before I forget, did you by chance see a wallet in there? Brown leather, monogrammed. You know, the one you got me for Christmas? Oh, and my Blackberry as well? I’m totally lost without that thing.
    PH: (now has her entire arm inside her snatch)Hold on… Yup, got’em both.
    RS: Babe you’re a life saver!

    • 31 12 2005
  • 18.  fapper (07:10:35) :

    too bad people cant rent the paris video at local blockbuster.

    paris should jsut give up and be a porn star.

    • 31 12 2005
  • 19.  Cobalt Blue (10:46:13) :

    I fapped to the sex video, but in my defense I had no idea who she was at the time. I thought that it was just a sex tape that took place at a Hilton in Paris.

    • 31 12 2005
  • 20.  Habib (12:37:40) :

    Itchy Crotch

    What the hell is she digging for?

    Oh, sorry about the tagged image. I came across this elsewhere.

    • 1 01 2006
  • 21.  george (20:29:48) :

    wow…

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