i think the real question is “who hasn’t fapped to it?”
#2: you should really download the DVD version of it then, the night vision was converted into b&w, a lot easier on the eyes
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by peter — December 29, 2005 @
12:11 pm
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by YourBlueRoom — December 29, 2005 @
11:04 pm
Asshat! Way to fuck up the frontpage.
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by CaPPyD — December 29, 2005 @
11:41 pm
Celebrities will buy anything that’s expensive… These pictures are proof.
Those damned goofy sunglasses look STUPID… I don’t care if they’re made by Dior, they are lame.
And Nicky is better than Paris, but that’s not saying much!
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by exelis — December 30, 2005 @
12:48 am
Somebody tell me what the FUCK happened to Nicky Hilton.
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by Aunt Jemima — December 30, 2005 @
4:06 am
Fapping to Paris is just plain nasty.
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by kiko — December 30, 2005 @
10:18 am
#12 – Money can never buy taste…
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by Smiley — December 30, 2005 @
1:47 pm
#2—the DVD version is much better as someone else also said. I have it..and it’s fantastic…you can clearly see paris rubbing and scratching her clitoris.
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by dumdadum — December 30, 2005 @
3:32 pm
(Paris’ cell phone rings)
Paris Hilton: Hello?
Rick Solomon: Hey Babe…
PH: What the fuck do you want? I thought I told you to never call me again!
RS: Whoa, whoa, there sweetie, just wanted to talk, that’s all. Just wanted to see how you’re doin’
PH: Cut the bullshit Rick, I’m on the beach, what do you want?
RS: OK OK, shit, how do I put this? Do you remember when we shot that night vision tape of us fucking…
PH: I thought I told you to never bring that up again!!!
RS: Chill out! Just let me finish, OK? Rememeber at one point when I was finger blasting you?
PH: Yeah?
RS: I think I might have… uh…left something behind…
PH: Leave what behind? what are you talking about?
RS: Can you check inside your cooch and see if there’s a Rolex watch inside there? I think it may have slipped off when I was finger banging you.
PH: OK, hold on… let me check(digs into her bikini bottom)I’ve got a Casio calculator watch here. Wait, no that’s not it; that’s an Ipod. OK, that’s a Timex, that’s not yours. OK, I’ve a couple of pinkie rings here, but you don’t wear those. Where did this tube sock come from? A little deeper…a-ha, got it! Gold Rolex, right?
RS: Oh thanks, babe. That watch costed me a fortune! Can you mail that back to me.
PH: Promise to never call again?
RS: Promise!
PH: Bye bye…
RS: Oh, before I forget, did you by chance see a wallet in there? Brown leather, monogrammed. You know, the one you got me for Christmas? Oh, and my Blackberry as well? I’m totally lost without that thing.
PH: (now has her entire arm inside her snatch)Hold on… Yup, got’em both.
RS: Babe you’re a life saver!
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by Smiley — December 30, 2005 @
4:18 pm
too bad people cant rent the paris video at local blockbuster.
paris should jsut give up and be a porn star.
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by fapper — December 31, 2005 @
7:10 am
I fapped to the sex video, but in my defense I had no idea who she was at the time. I thought that it was just a sex tape that took place at a Hilton in Paris.
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by Cobalt Blue — December 31, 2005 @
10:46 am
I wonder if Paris ever watches it and tangsterbates to it.
#1 | Comment by RwS — December 29, 2005 @ 7:46 am
I couldnt fap to the sex tape… too green, too ugly, too lame of a blow job, etc…
But id prolly fap to a Nicky one… as long as it has adequate lighting of course.
#2 | Comment by Zahid — December 29, 2005 @ 9:41 am
Ew. In the first pic Nicky looks like Jon Gruden. Paris has no body at all. I’ll only fap to this ONCE!
#3 | Comment by Buster Fiji — December 29, 2005 @ 10:37 am
Ugh! I see better stuff at the mall.
#4 | Comment by Bill Clay — December 29, 2005 @ 10:50 am
check out the lame kid with the camera following the hiltons begging for a pic.
lolz
#5 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 29, 2005 @ 10:54 am
i think the real question is “who hasn’t fapped to it?”
#2: you should really download the DVD version of it then, the night vision was converted into b&w, a lot easier on the eyes
#6 | Comment by peter — December 29, 2005 @ 12:11 pm
Man, post some HOT chicks.
#7 | Comment by Jenesis — December 29, 2005 @ 1:14 pm
do you think paris parents ever watch the sex tape ?
#8 | Comment by fapper — December 29, 2005 @ 6:12 pm
what good parents wouldn’t want to watch their baby girl smoking penis cigars in night vision?
paris’ mom is hotter than her..
#9 | Comment by iamthedevil60 — December 29, 2005 @ 9:21 pm
SKANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#10 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — December 29, 2005 @ 11:04 pm
Asshat! Way to fuck up the frontpage.
#11 | Comment by CaPPyD — December 29, 2005 @ 11:41 pm
Celebrities will buy anything that’s expensive… These pictures are proof.
Those damned goofy sunglasses look STUPID… I don’t care if they’re made by Dior, they are lame.
And Nicky is better than Paris, but that’s not saying much!
#12 | Comment by exelis — December 30, 2005 @ 12:48 am
Somebody tell me what the FUCK happened to Nicky Hilton.
#13 | Comment by Aunt Jemima — December 30, 2005 @ 4:06 am
Fapping to Paris is just plain nasty.
#14 | Comment by kiko — December 30, 2005 @ 10:18 am
#12 – Money can never buy taste…
#15 | Comment by Smiley — December 30, 2005 @ 1:47 pm
#2—the DVD version is much better as someone else also said. I have it..and it’s fantastic…you can clearly see paris rubbing and scratching her clitoris.
#16 | Comment by dumdadum — December 30, 2005 @ 3:32 pm
An actual conversation overheard between Paris and her ex-lover Rick Solomon (of One Night in Paris DVD fame):
(Paris’ cell phone rings)
Paris Hilton: Hello?
Rick Solomon: Hey Babe…
PH: What the fuck do you want? I thought I told you to never call me again!
RS: Whoa, whoa, there sweetie, just wanted to talk, that’s all. Just wanted to see how you’re doin’
PH: Cut the bullshit Rick, I’m on the beach, what do you want?
RS: OK OK, shit, how do I put this? Do you remember when we shot that night vision tape of us fucking…
PH: I thought I told you to never bring that up again!!!
RS: Chill out! Just let me finish, OK? Rememeber at one point when I was finger blasting you?
PH: Yeah?
RS: I think I might have… uh…left something behind…
PH: Leave what behind? what are you talking about?
RS: Can you check inside your cooch and see if there’s a Rolex watch inside there? I think it may have slipped off when I was finger banging you.
PH: OK, hold on… let me check(digs into her bikini bottom)I’ve got a Casio calculator watch here. Wait, no that’s not it; that’s an Ipod. OK, that’s a Timex, that’s not yours. OK, I’ve a couple of pinkie rings here, but you don’t wear those. Where did this tube sock come from? A little deeper…a-ha, got it! Gold Rolex, right?
RS: Oh thanks, babe. That watch costed me a fortune! Can you mail that back to me.
PH: Promise to never call again?
RS: Promise!
PH: Bye bye…
RS: Oh, before I forget, did you by chance see a wallet in there? Brown leather, monogrammed. You know, the one you got me for Christmas? Oh, and my Blackberry as well? I’m totally lost without that thing.
PH: (now has her entire arm inside her snatch)Hold on… Yup, got’em both.
RS: Babe you’re a life saver!
#17 | Comment by Smiley — December 30, 2005 @ 4:18 pm
too bad people cant rent the paris video at local blockbuster.
paris should jsut give up and be a porn star.
#18 | Comment by fapper — December 31, 2005 @ 7:10 am
I fapped to the sex video, but in my defense I had no idea who she was at the time. I thought that it was just a sex tape that took place at a Hilton in Paris.
#19 | Comment by Cobalt Blue — December 31, 2005 @ 10:46 am
Itchy Crotch
What the hell is she digging for?
Oh, sorry about the tagged image. I came across this elsewhere.
#20 | Comment by Habib — December 31, 2005 @ 12:37 pm
wow…
#21 | Comment by george — January 1, 2006 @ 8:29 pm