I fapped to her in Dracula and Autumn in New York (nipslip!). Oh and not to mention Reality Bites. I think i wore out my VHS tape fapping to her in Reality Bites (you know, that one scene, where she’s stomping along that hallway all pissed off (and jiggly) after she sees what Ben Stiller did with all the footage of her friends).
Oh and have you guys seen her in Mr. Deeds? Holy crap she’s so jiggly in that movie. Winona Ryder has the jiggliest boobies in Hollywood. And that’s a fact!
yaaay first!
she is hot
#1 | Comment by payne — February 13, 2006 @ 7:20 pm
feh! Another old lady.
#2 | Comment by Bill Clay — February 13, 2006 @ 8:42 pm
She’s hot,hot,hot.
#3 | Comment by Don — February 13, 2006 @ 10:01 pm
hot, hot, hot klepto…but still hot! nice to see this site up and running again!
#4 | Comment by ashkael — February 13, 2006 @ 10:04 pm
Kudos, truly beautiful.
#5 | Comment by Pipe — February 13, 2006 @ 10:04 pm
I’ve been into her since “Beetlejuice”
In fact, I liked her more in that movie then any other one she’s been in since.
She should have done Playboy now
#6 | Comment by Zahid — February 13, 2006 @ 10:11 pm
As she gets older and thus fewer roles, she’ll have to resort to the only talent she has. (C’mon, you didn’t think that wooden statue is an actress, did you?)
She’ll have to show her tits.
And I for one, will be waiting ….
#7 | Comment by Stanislaw — February 13, 2006 @ 10:20 pm
Stanislaw you are out of your mind.She’s so talented, and could teach some of these new chickenheads who call themselves actresses a thing or two about acting.
#8 | Comment by killerbob — February 13, 2006 @ 10:37 pm
Bad actress, great rack.
#9 | Comment by rosco — February 13, 2006 @ 11:54 pm
A talented and iconic actress.
#10 | Comment by Michelle — February 13, 2006 @ 11:57 pm
Im not sure about talented…
But, she sure did blow Keanu away in Dracula. But of course, thats not saying much…
#11 | Comment by Zahid — February 14, 2006 @ 12:57 am
iconic = she was in some movie you saw in high school
this puts Ryder in the same class as Ione Skye
until she does something as good as say, Kristen Bell in Deadwood; then she’s no great actress
#12 | Comment by rosco — February 14, 2006 @ 1:36 am
#12 you should be banned.
Winona Ryder in Heathers, nuff said.
Winona has the greatest boobies on planet Earth and that is a FACT.
#13 | Comment by Nerima — February 14, 2006 @ 2:15 am
Some people are so stoopid and so shallow. She’s indeed a great actress.
Why call for some to be banned? I’d say neutered. Oh! Done? fine, I thought they were just brainwashed.
#14 | Comment by Sam — February 14, 2006 @ 2:21 am
She is a great actress.Period.
#15 | Comment by aenima — February 14, 2006 @ 2:54 am
how about some pictures of adrienne curry in playboy.
#16 | Comment by paul — February 14, 2006 @ 3:29 am
Awwww..Winona…
She can steal my heart anyday…awwww
#17 | Comment by Theinfamous — February 14, 2006 @ 3:35 am
I give you Heathers – she was good in that but’s basically it.
If you could see any legit movie star in a porno film – who would it be?
I nominate Meg Ryan.
#18 | Comment by Stanislaw — February 14, 2006 @ 3:54 am
I say Mackenzie Rosman…
#19 | Comment by Zahid — February 14, 2006 @ 4:07 am
I’m gonna go with Jessica Alba.
shocker, i know…
^_^
#20 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 14, 2006 @ 4:24 am
What has Winona done lately? Besides shop lifting? I think she is definitely approaching Playboy time. She has awesome bubbies.
#21 | Comment by JoeMizzle — February 14, 2006 @ 4:48 am
# 21, she did the darwin awards http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0428446/ but it flopped.. what a shocker..
fapping in hope for playboy pics
#22 | Comment by payne — February 14, 2006 @ 4:51 am
Theres a movie about the Darwin awards?
#23 | Comment by Zahid — February 14, 2006 @ 4:55 am
what, no frapping to her boyish charms in Lucas?
#24 | Comment by thigh master — February 14, 2006 @ 5:17 am
A great actress???? wtf? Do you also think Ashlee Simpson’s a great singer? What great acting jobs has Ryder done? To whom are you comparing her acting skills? Her work in Heathers is no better than Lohan in Mean Girls.
#25 | Comment by rosco — February 14, 2006 @ 7:09 am
Darwin Awards debuted at Sundance three weeks ago and has not been released yet. It’s hardly a flop…since it hasn’t come out!
And Noni landed two Oscar nominations, one for Age of Innocence and one for Little Women. She was also on the short list of Best Actress nominees for Girl Interrupted.
Face it, she’s got rockin’ actress skills and rockin’ hooters.
#26 | Comment by Nerima — February 14, 2006 @ 8:10 am
She was the 3rd best actress in Girl Interrupted — a movie she was supposed to be the star of. She can’t hold a candle to Kate Winslet, Gwenyth Paltrow, Jolie or Brittany Murphy.
#27 | Comment by rosco — February 14, 2006 @ 8:19 am
Brittany Murphy?
#28 | Comment by Zahid — February 14, 2006 @ 8:40 am
Brittany Murphy can only play different levels of the one character.
#29 | Comment by een — February 14, 2006 @ 9:35 am
The crack-whore character.
#30 | Comment by kiko — February 14, 2006 @ 10:01 am
Britanny Murphy can play the crazed crack-whore, ditzy crack-whore, nympho crack-whore, schizo crack-whore and of course, the heroin addict.
#31 | Comment by Smiley — February 14, 2006 @ 10:42 am
who hung herself to that great song
#32 | Comment by jupiterssj4 — February 14, 2006 @ 10:54 am
^^^
‘the end of the world’ by skeeter davis.
nina gordon did a beautiful cover of it on her first solo album.
#33 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 14, 2006 @ 11:05 am
Fine actress and finer rack. Is it me or does her left boobage look larger than her right one? What was that movie where she plays Jerry Lee Lewis’ bride? Or am I so tired I am making stuff up.
#34 | Comment by Charlie — February 14, 2006 @ 12:20 pm
Great Balls of Fire.
She gets banged in that movie and loves the banging so much that Jerry Lee Lewis thinks she’s a slut.
Also she’s playing a 13-year-old.
#35 | Comment by Nerima — February 14, 2006 @ 12:41 pm
Her face is less than attractive, but her boobs make her hittable.
#36 | Comment by Kito — February 14, 2006 @ 12:45 pm
Pedophilia rules
#37 | Comment by Zahid — February 14, 2006 @ 12:46 pm
Rosco you ask what great acting jobs has Ryder done?Well i’ll tell you if of course you know and have seen the movies.
The Age of Innocence,Dracula,The House of the Spirits,The Crucible,Girl Interrupted,Little Women,BeetleJuice,Edward Scissorhands etc.She can’t hold a candle to G.Paltrow.LOL the best joke i’ve heard.
#38 | Comment by Cunu — February 14, 2006 @ 2:33 pm
Ryder is insanely beautiful.
#39 | Comment by Peter — February 14, 2006 @ 2:36 pm
I happen to think winona ryder is beautiful and a damn good actress.
#40 | Comment by Lovemyfaceoff — February 14, 2006 @ 2:56 pm
WINO FOREVER…but utterly hittable; she’s like the evil Natalie Portman, with more jiggle.
#41 | Comment by Big Ben — February 14, 2006 @ 3:07 pm
Is that ben affleck?Do you still retrieve the morning newspaper in your underwear?
#42 | Comment by Johnson — February 14, 2006 @ 3:16 pm
Hmmm. by jiggly, surely you mean saggy right? Was it swaying back and forth? mmm…. nice… oh the juicinesss
#43 | Comment by GM — February 14, 2006 @ 3:51 pm
A beautiful and highly skilled actress, me thinks.
#44 | Comment by manolo — February 14, 2006 @ 3:56 pm
“The camera really does love her. It can΄t seem to get enough of what she holds in her eyes”. That quote comes from Meryl Streep.
#45 | Comment by elli2003 — February 14, 2006 @ 4:00 pm
Yes Winona Ryder is hot and has a really nice rack.
HAHA in other news…if you do a google image search for “man whore,” a picture of Kevin Fuckin Federline shows up!!
http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&q=man+whore
Kevin Federline is a dumb slut. He is the type of guy who is “tappable,” but not worth much more than that. What does Britney Spears see in him? He’s NOT that great looking, fuckable maybe but not extremely hot. Every picture I see of him on the tabloids, he has this drunk oafy retarded expression on his face. He is a mooch and he is as much of a vapid, talentless attention whore as that Paris Hilton chick.
#46 | Comment by Becca — February 14, 2006 @ 4:20 pm
*Please keep your comments relevant to this blog entry: Off-topic, inappropriate or purely promotional comments may be edited or removed. *
#47 | Comment by fubar — February 14, 2006 @ 4:28 pm
I can’t deal with Keira Knightley at all. Okay, I think she might be able to act, but the jutting underbite and the terribly bumpy forehead just ruin it for me. Worse yet, I think a few too many people told her she was hot, hence the Vanity Fair Cover. Don’t even get me started on Scarlett.
#48 | Comment by Anonymous — February 14, 2006 @ 4:36 pm
for Jomeasles
apart from the crime of the century you mentioned, a constant source of worries for overfed brainless cantdoanythingaboutmycouchpotatolife people, she finalized old projects like this one: documentary
didn’t make the headlines though, guess it has something to do with the overall preoccupations of some of the above posters. The movie was not er hittable?
#49 | Comment by Sam — February 14, 2006 @ 5:01 pm
#46-
Britney, Brit-Brit,
Is that you?!! Oooh, Girl, Goddamn! I almost didn’t recognize ya with that screen name. I know what ja mean with K-Fed, girl. You tell that no-good scraggly assed Gigolo to put down his X-Box controller, get his self offa that Cheeto encrusted couch and get his Baby MaMa some Menthol Lights from the gas station. Go on, you tell him.
When’s ya next album gonna drop? I hope it’s remix album, ‘cuz I just love me some Crunk beats: “To da windows, to da walls, ’til da sweat drip down ma balls…Skeet skeet…Skeet skeet” WHOOOWHEEE… that was slammin’!
Call me, OK? We go get our nails done at the mall ‘kay? And let my cousin hook you up with a baby car seat, ‘mkay?
Love you!!!
#50 | Comment by Smiley — February 14, 2006 @ 5:05 pm
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Through the film we come to know victims such as Gina, sold into sex slavery at age 7 and beaten with sticks and aluminum rods. Anita, lured by a friend then drugged and sold at age 12, was beaten and threatened that she would be buried alive. Girls are gang-raped, beaten and forced to service up to 20 clients a day as they are held in perpetual sexual servitude.
The film also introduces us to the heroes of the movement to abolish child sex slavery — non-profit organizations which rescue and care for former sex slaves. Some victims have emerged to form their own underground railway out of slavery. Maili, trafficked at 19 along with her infant daughter, risks her life to help other girls. We see Jyoti, sold at age12, lead a raid on a brothel resulting in the rescue of seven girls and the arrest of two brothel owners.
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#51 | Comment by Badana — February 14, 2006 @ 5:15 pm
Murphy’s played crazy, but also done voice work and credible romantic comedy roles. Her body of work is something like 3 times as long as Ryder’s and she’s 6 years younger. So someone’s hiring Murphy. Paltrow’s won an Oscar. The best acting Ryder did in Dracula was wearing that nightgown in front of a strong light source.
There’s simply no way you can look at Winslet’s career and then Ryder’s career and say that Ryder is a great actress. Unless you are just saying that everyone who’s ever been in a movie is a great actress.
#52 | Comment by rosco — February 14, 2006 @ 9:48 pm
#51,
In this movie you mention, is there, by chance, any showing of the much desired LIPS?
#53 | Comment by Bob Bitchin — February 14, 2006 @ 10:42 pm
First of all i did not say anything bad about Murphy or her acting skills.Winning an oscar doesn’t mean much these days,to make you undersatnd what i am saying Tom Hanks has 2 and Hopkins and Pacino 1.That explains a lot.
You are simply a Ryder-hater so here’s the deal,try to make a descent debate or crawl back into your cave.
I am waiting for arguments.
#54 | Comment by Cunu — February 14, 2006 @ 10:44 pm
#53
The reason there’s so much ignorance is that those who have it are so eager to share it.
#55 | Comment by Cunu — February 14, 2006 @ 10:48 pm
Rosco: “The best acting Ryder did in Dracula was wearing that nightgown in front of a strong light source”
This alone tells enough about what you’re basically interested in.
Winona Ryder made brilliant movies for great directors. As a teen and a young adult, critics almost unanimously praised her acting, she just became divisive over the years as she grew older.
Now, you’re entitled to have an opinion. Here’s mine: I think Kate Winslet is indeed a fabulous actress and possibly the best at tragedy but she has yet to prove she can be as versatile as Ryder and cover about any possible genre as Winona did before she was even 30.
#56 | Comment by Sam — February 14, 2006 @ 11:13 pm
“Murphy’s played crazy, but also done voice work and credible romantic comedy roles. Her body of work is something like 3 times as long as Ryder’s and she’s 6 years younger. So someone’s hiring Murphy”
Right, so, you’re argument that Murphy is a good actress is based on her being hired more frequently the Winona.
So, okay, Kenneth Branagh has made 46 movies, Brittany Murphy has made 54. Does that make Murphy better then Kenneth too?
And for the record, no, she isnt a good actress. Winona isnt hot shit either, but that doesnt make Murphy any better of an actress.
#57 | Comment by Zahid — February 14, 2006 @ 11:15 pm
winona’s been stealing more than goodies from saks…
paris’ sloppy seconds?
#58 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 14, 2006 @ 11:48 pm
You can’t read,can you?
*Val Kilmer Spoofs Himself
Val Kilmer may be moody and a bit “difficult” to work with, but at least he has a sense of humor.
Making light of some recent leaked photos of him making out with Paris Hilton, which insiders claim was for “rehearsal” for a Kilmer film Hilton had a small part in, Val has enlisted his friend Winona Ryder to mock those makeout pictures.*
#59 | Comment by aenima — February 15, 2006 @ 12:20 am
oh, and you were there #59?
you know that for a fact?
unless you are val or winona, stfu.
#60 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 15, 2006 @ 12:34 am
Read,read,read at least try.
#61 | Comment by aenima — February 15, 2006 @ 12:35 am
^^^
who the fuck are you? kilmer’s publicist?
we often poke fun at celebs here. shocking, i know. don’t like it or can’t get it? then gtfo.
#62 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 15, 2006 @ 12:37 am
Did i offend you?I that it?
#63 | Comment by aenima — February 15, 2006 @ 12:38 am
^^^
yes, i’m offended by dumb.
just curious…did you choose your username because you actually ARE a tool?
#64 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 15, 2006 @ 12:41 am
Yo poke fun at celebs?That makes you feel superior.And pleas if you like swearing,just type it.Don;t use this gtfu and etc. OK? 😉
#65 | Comment by aenima — February 15, 2006 @ 12:42 am
*yes, i’m offended by dumb.*
I know try not to read your comments. 🙂
#66 | Comment by aenima — February 15, 2006 @ 12:43 am
^^^
in case you didn’t notice, you’ve been pwnt a few times already…time to quit while you are behind.
and double posting just adds to your tremendous level of dumb.
kthxbye!
#67 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 15, 2006 @ 12:48 am
OK angel,it was nice talking to you. 😀
Have something to play:
http://socialitelife.com/mt/archives/tom_cruise_is_not_gay_got_it.php
tomgay
#68 | Comment by aenima — February 15, 2006 @ 12:54 am
I have never thought Tom Cruise was gay! That gay guy just wants a attention and he is using Tom to do it. So if he does publish that book I hope Tom sues the crap out of him. I’m tired of ppl being so mean to Tom. People criticized him because he jumped on Oprahs counch!!?? SO WHAT !! He is in love !!! I wish ppl would just leave Tom alone. He’s a good guy.
#69 | Comment by Dr. Tia — February 15, 2006 @ 1:14 am
Tom’s gay?
#70 | Comment by dustin — February 15, 2006 @ 2:33 am
He’s right to sue them. If you let people say things about you for too long, it starts being perceived as the truth. People on pop culture tv shows now make fun of him like the gay thing is a fact. They never treated him like that until he went off the deep end though.
Richard Gere was a much more low key guy, so those rumors are different. And he DIDNT ignore them, he & his wife Cindy Crawford took out a full page ad to say they were straight.
#71 | Comment by Katia — February 15, 2006 @ 2:51 am
The always quick to sue Tom Cruise is upset again. This time he’s annoyed with Princess Di biographer Andrew Morton who is looking for dirt on the Scientologist dad-to-be.
Morton isn’t going at it alone. He has hired a private investigator with a past to help him out; a one time gay porn star.
But this isn’t just any gay porn star turned private dick. This is Paul Barressi, the man who in the 90’s gabbed to the National Enquirer that he had a long-term affair with that other L. Ron Hubbard-loving thespian, John Travolta. Of course, Travolta denied the accusations and proved his heterosexuality to the world by marrying Kelly Preston shortly after the report. Dissed by Danny Zukp himself.
This leaves us thinking that private detective work could turn out to be a career projectory for (we have to say it – alleged) Scientologist-loving gay porn stars.
http://www.queerty.com/queer/celebrity/private-dick-wants-tom-cruise-20060213.php?rss
#72 | Comment by sickboy — February 15, 2006 @ 2:57 am
#58, I wish I was Val Kilmer… 🙁 (for the Winona part, not Paris, eww)
#73 | Comment by Notorious — February 15, 2006 @ 6:48 am
Seeing all you Winona fans come out of the woodwork brings a tear of joy to my eye. 🙂
#74 | Comment by Nerima — February 15, 2006 @ 10:43 am
oh my god
http://socialitelife.com/mt/archives/breaking_tomkat_is_over.php
#75 | Comment by parachelle — February 15, 2006 @ 12:27 pm
Angelbaby is my hero(ine). Do you live/work in a record store? That would almost complete the picture of awesomeosity I’ve constructed in my head.
#76 | Comment by El Payo — February 15, 2006 @ 6:54 pm
Asshat!
You fuck up the front page for Tom Cruise? Learn how to post!!!
#77 | Comment by CaPPyD — February 15, 2006 @ 8:20 pm
#76 – i worked in a record store way back in high school, and was a late night dj at my college radio station for a year.
i wub music!
#78 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 15, 2006 @ 11:25 pm
^^^ Rock! Music makes life worth living. Well, almost as much as women do.
#79 | Comment by El Payo — February 16, 2006 @ 9:41 am
Funny, Travolta is supposed to play JR Hewwing in the bigscreen version of Dallas! I can’t imagine him playing that role, but I have a feeling he’ll pull it off. I wonder if it’s going to be a comedy, or a drama?
#80 | Comment by mr skin — October 18, 2006 @ 3:38 pm