Dakota Fanning in a highly suggestive t-shirt, that’s just oh God no. Makes me want to discuss something else like… whatever happened to FUBAR’s famous webcam sluts? Remember back when girls like Libby Hoeller, Psycho girl, or dancing slut made regular appearances?
Good times.
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by BigBlueBalls — July 15, 2006 @
1:39 am
Ah I see now. Around the B it doesn’t curve. I am glad this is fake but dismayed that someone took the time to make it. This site was supposed to be pseudo-pedo for the funniness. Now I understand Justin’s absence. Real pedos came.
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by eamon angelface — July 15, 2006 @
1:51 am
don’t think thats gum on her teeth…those are gums her teeth are in.
starting to remind me of Sloth.
Hey you guys!!!
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by saotome — July 15, 2006 @
5:39 am
This is a new low. Come on. Enough with the pedo stuff. Leave but poor little Dakota alone. I’m sick. Let’s go back to the ol’ Alba vs. Bynes thing. Stay away from little kids.
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by estacado — July 15, 2006 @
5:57 am
Is it 100% juice? I only need the freshest of juices.
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by fluentinsilence — July 15, 2006 @
6:13 am
at first i thought it was real… And I was like “WTF” that’s just insane… But that’s fucking fake for sure…
I’m assuming her teeth is fake too, since this was ‘shopped… but u never know o_O
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by Ricikal Noodle — July 15, 2006 @
6:27 am
C’mon this site is starting to go too far…..I mean she doesn’t even have breasts yet.
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by Grammaton_Cleric — July 15, 2006 @
7:43 am
yes, yes…kudos to all those who deduced the shoppiness of this pic. y’all are sharp…can’t sneak one past you.
i still found it pretty funny regardless. and i’ve been looking all day for the original just to see what the shirt said before the B was added. anyone? bueller? bueller?
ps. i’m quite certain there are far, far worse shops of dakota out there on the intarbutt, and no, i don’t want to see them.
Wouldn’t it have been easier for Justin to just post “That’s it. Site’s Done. Thanks. Later.” ?
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by BobBobson — July 15, 2006 @
9:36 am
Wow, what a bunch of Vagina’s
is it in good taste? No.
Is it funny? a little.
You people need to lighten up.
Ever think that maybe, it’s more fucked up to make fun of her teeth than the fact that someone photoshopped a picture of her?
Are you all just disturbed that this is where you usually come to spank it to pics of scantily clad chicks and know you have little Dakota watching you punish your pathetic little members.
Jesus fucking christ on a cracker.
~ Rape aint funny but you can joke about it.
George Carlin ~
either someone has too much time on thier hands(ie. me for actually looking for the pic) or the shirt is for the most part real, here you go angel, PIC and SITE
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by redcoat — July 15, 2006 @
12:06 pm
ok to mr. webmaster justin
if you did not see my other comment
dude
get a damn life
you are a pedophile
transformer porn should be illegal in america
that shawl of lindsay lohans you bought off of ebay-thats just plain creepy and wierd as hell
oh yeah,
i believe that you said that you’d do ryan evans and chris reynolds if you were gay
i believe you also said:
You would too. Admit it you faggot.
no. no. no.
i believe it is you guilty of being a faggot for even posting that at 2 am on a site tagged “omg masturbatory heaven”
by the way,
you said about jessica alba:
“This girl still makes my penis sad.
I don’t know why you all like her so much. I see nothing special about her.
PS: You are all fags.”
then why do you keep posting about her?
jessica alba is hot as hell. end of story.
and i see 1 post about the goddess jessica simpson.
you’re going to hell just for that.
and nice pint font on your site. fag.
titanic is not that great of a movie.
YOU. HAVE. WAY. TOO. MUCH. SPARE. TIME. AMIGO.
you probly have never kissed a girl since you are so critical of the opposite sex.
and why is my comment coming up if i need to be registered? dumbass.
stop whacking off to pics of dakota fanning. I know you do. you sick little leprechaun.
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by providence — July 15, 2006 @
1:21 pm
I came across the real origin of this obviously doctored photo of Dakota Fanning (with the You Oughta Be in My Juicy shirt while surfing the internets the other day looking for Transformers porcelain figurines and modelling glue.
Here’s the story:
This photo was not the work of some pimply-faced teenager or a balding 45 year old pervert. This was in fact part of an inter-departmental design presentation at Juicy Couture. They were in the process of designing a new line of cutting edge fashion called PedoWarez. Pedo is short for Pedalling, as in bicycle pedalling, And Warez is because that’s just how the kids like it. This was supposed to be real hush-hush and not supposed to leaked to the public.
There were other T-shirt slogans the design department were throwing around. Here are a few:
“Sure, Mister, I’ll Help You Look for Your Lost Puppy.”
The Dakota Fanning photo was a mock up to present to the marketing department. They were hoping to get her to be the spokesperson for the new line. It will be sold exclusively at truckstops state-wide in Florida.
#38, it’s a good idea, but pedo shorts only sell if they’re not modeled by the spawn of Satan.
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by Elder Young — July 15, 2006 @
1:41 pm
#34 – ahh, it wasn’t the B that was fake after all, someone simply moved the ‘Be In’ over and made a ‘My’ (assumably out of two I’s and a copied y). thx so much for unravelling the mystery…i can sleep easy tonight.
#30 – thx for sharing, now STFU and GTFO.
if this was really the straw that broke the camel’s back for you (or anyone else born without the gene for twisted humor), then you really haven’t been paying attention. or did you somehow miss the various posts regarding stephanie from lazytown? this one was posted back in april and currently has 114 comments, with ppl actually posting their email address and asking for swimsuit pics of julianna. or this one with 160 comments. or even this one with 315. not to mention the emma watson posts. wake the fuck up, douche.
oh, and btw, it’s all a big joke anyway, in case you hadn’t figured that out either. or did you think the ‘There are currently N pedophiles visiting this site right now’ tag was just a heads-up for the FBI?
It would have been even funnier if she had been hot. And by funnier I mean more true. 😀
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by Marcato — July 15, 2006 @
8:27 pm
i think she’s very yummy and that pic makes me wanna buy her some cotton candy then bend her over and put it in her dumper
and if you think i’m sick
SCREW OFF
its all in good clean fun
SUCKAS!!!!
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by MackDaKnife — July 15, 2006 @
9:36 pm
ok ok I’m guilty of REALLY REALLY enjoying that bikini pic jojo of her coming out of a pool, but I draw the line at Dakota Fanning… no the line would be miles away from Dakota Fanning
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by Jinzora — July 15, 2006 @
11:56 pm
Jinzora
the only lines you want are of Dakota’a front and her back
Jez guys its not like she’s naked
you guys are actin like a buunch of church snobs
we are all going to hell
infact we are in hell
so
LIVE IT UP!!
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by MackDaKnife — July 16, 2006 @
12:30 am
This place is getting waaaay off track lately.
The site used to be about teenage, perhaps slightly less than 18 but close, celebrities who were hot or had the potential to be hot. Alternatively, it was about hot webcam chicks like mentioned above – Libby, Psycho Girl. Good times, indeed. It almost makes me wish for more Duff=Brick jokes or annoying Lindsay Lohan breast debates.
Can we get back to the old way? This is really sad. A site called ‘omg masturbatory heaven’, however intended, shouldn’t be about 12 year old girls. That’s just plain old-fashioned pedo.
Once the irony’s gone, it’s just not funny any more.
Do I think it’s gross? Yeah. Do I think it was supposed to be? Yeah. Is it funny? That’s subjective. Was I forced to come here? No. Can I leave? Sure.
Really hard for me to understand why someone would take the time to complain about this. It ain’t your site. Just click the close button and don’t come back. Problem solved.
46.
Humorless?
well i guess when your a semi stuck up thing
only your humor is funny
but i was on the side of this site but your just being arrogant
i thought it was funny
no need to attack me for your short comings
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by MackDaKnife — July 16, 2006 @
10:38 am
no one was attacking you #49, scroll back up and check again.
I don’t see the big deal. It is a little twisted, but it’s kind of funny, too. It’d be different if it there was nudity or something, but adding “My” to a T-shirt seems pretty harmless to me.
Of course, I didn’t dwell on it the first time I saw it, which is why I’m surprised to see so many outraged comments (especially at this place) when I came back. My best advice : Lighten Up! There are worse things in the world than this!
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by council24 — July 16, 2006 @
3:03 pm
srsly… no one ever comments unless its an underage girl….
anywho, that picture if fucked up, and srsly she needs new braces… the enamel colored ones look fucked….
jojo the indian circus boy sucks cocks in hell…
(posts 35 & 52)
why are you coming here to this filthy den-o-pedo? Do tell?
Is it because your trolling for underage boys? (you seem to through the fag phrase around alot)Makes me wonder if you have a preoccupation with male genitalia.
The fact that you think Anyone would “wank” to that pic means that is what your thinking about in your stupid twisted mind.
If you don’t like this site don’t come the fuck back.
Can you even fucking read?
Look up at the top of this page it clearly says…
“Posted by AngelBaby”
Not Justin, you dumb fuck.
Let me ask you one last thing before I go, jojo the indian circus boy. Since I know you’ll be back on this site looking for some sweet young pink starfruit man-tale. All the while bitching at the other people you call “pedos” while withering away in your own homosexual self loathing.
Is it hard to suck your father’s cock with your head up your own ass?
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by providence — July 17, 2006 @
6:30 pm
I think the point of the picture being posted is to mock the use of a pervy t-shirt on a young girl.
anyone who tought the picture was posted so people could get off on it, are fucking retarded.
Everyone bitching about the site being downhill cuz they like teens but dakota is too young, should realize, that they need help, and stop looking at everything with female anatomy as something to jerk off to.
#38, funny stuff.
On another note not sure who said it, but I do miss the Psycho girls and Libby Hoelers of the old, more of that would be cool.
Just people figure out that this post wasnt about getting off to dakota fanning, and if you cant get that die a horrible death.
It’s interesting that when you post people like lohan and alba, you get roughly 30 comments. When you post 12 year olds, you get 60+…maybe we all really are pedophiles 😛
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by Trevor — July 18, 2006 @
11:20 am
To AngelBaby and others:
The picture and post is funny. I laugh at far worst than that, and the problem definitely isn’t the joke.
However, if anyone here genuinely DOESN’T think half the people seeing a picture like that here are getting off on it to some degree, try reading a few pages of LazyTown comments.
Or perhaps one needs look no further than the main page, where Justin has reposted a rational about the virtues of men who finds 13 year old girls ‘hot’ … so long as their pedophilia is ‘honest’ (whatever the heck that’s supposed to mean).
Creepy as hell.
Posts like this Dakota one should just be funny (and would be funny on any other site). I guess I’m just starting to realize pedo isn’t a joke to half the people here. It’s fantasy, and that’s what’s becoming the uncomfortable part.
that’s exactly the point i tried to make several comments back. the lazytown posts have comments in the HUNDREDS, and are still going strong today. i guess i was partially conducting a social experiment to see if i could somewhat duplicate one of justin’s expert pedolicious posts. but i also genuinely found the pic funny in a sick way. i certainly wasn’t posting it as fap material, although i am aware that there is likely a percentage of visitors who might use it as such (no, not ‘half’ #64…give your fubar peers *some* credit).
finally, this place needs moar #31, 38, 48, 53, 59, and 61.
That would be an attempt at communication from a deceased relative/friend….so who ya gonna call??
TRAPS (you thought I was gonna say Ghostbusters…admit it)
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by JLHs next husband — July 19, 2006 @
6:18 am
I think it’s funny. Good find.
AngelBaby, keep on posting. Post anything and everything. People will always complain anyway, so who cares. In actuality, Justin never posted that much anyway, and who gives a shit about what DVDs he bought. Post away AngelBaby. Post more in fact.
Come on, this site used to be totally on top of this stuff!
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by BigBlueBalls — July 24, 2006 @
7:13 am
Wow…that naked & raped thing is desturbing.
This isnt a good a good sign for her…If she is willing to do a nude scene at this age then by the time shes 15 she will most likely be doing porn or sumthing.
The movie Hounddog is on hold right now because they don’t have enough investors. Still, it’ll be interesting if the Dakota Fanning naked and raped scene ever gets leaked. I totally never expected to hear this news, but when I did, the first thing I thought of was dontlinkthis.net. It’s ironic that it’s within a short time of this photoshopped image of Dakota being posted.
Kind of puts that whole “You outta be in my Juicy…” shirt into perspective.
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by BigBlueBalls — July 25, 2006 @
5:09 am
^^^
just more evidence that fubar is always ahead of the curve…
I guess by bringing this news of Dakota Fanning being in Hounddog, which should be exciting news to the lurkers who took that shirt literally, I contributed to helping fubar stay head of that curve 😛
“There are currently 69 pedophiles visiting this site right now”
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by BigBlueBalls — July 26, 2006 @
4:17 pm
that pics sucks but that’s not the problem
the problem is there are no more awesome young celebs, hot enough to be admired but young enough to be interesting..
everyone is getting old..
and eventually..
dies 🙂
She is incredibly cute and anyone would want to do her. She makes me hard everytime I look at her.
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by JustMe — August 3, 2008 @
2:06 pm
Is a Juicy Couture logo tee with some slight photo editing.
My daughter uses my charge card there constantly and it isn’t exactly the cheapest garb imho.
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by Josh Part Duex — January 24, 2011 @
10:28 am
All I can say is thats f’d up. I am worried about her parents.
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by Wii Points — January 24, 2011 @
2:06 pm
I would love to tie up dakota in my basement an rape her tight little asshole tell it bleed then put her on her knees an cum all over her little cute face then beat her for about three hour’s or so then fuck her pussy an fill it with cum an watch it drip out her pussy as she cry’s
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by kotalover — April 8, 2011 @
2:33 am
^^^ Word up!
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by hambubger — April 8, 2011 @
3:20 am
first
i’m at a loss for words
#1 | Comment by marsgwar — July 14, 2006 @ 10:42 pm
where’s the pink?
#2 | Comment by justinhatesme — July 14, 2006 @ 10:45 pm
where is the pink indeed
#3 | Comment by zach — July 14, 2006 @ 10:54 pm
Her juicy what?
Oh.
#4 | Comment by eamon angelface — July 14, 2006 @ 11:04 pm
well im new here and i ahve no clue what the level thing means but i dont know if id hit dakkota shes not really all that hot
#5 | Comment by foxhound67 — July 14, 2006 @ 11:05 pm
That’s just fucking wrong. Even if it’s fake.
#6 | Comment by marklansing — July 14, 2006 @ 11:22 pm
that’s so fucked up
#7 | Comment by heapy — July 14, 2006 @ 11:36 pm
i think dakkota fanning is a little freak in trainig she should go into porn when she turns 18 cause shes gonna be ugly
#8 | Comment by foxhound67 — July 14, 2006 @ 11:45 pm
It very obviously a fake. I pity the sikko that did that.
#9 | Comment by cheezstake — July 14, 2006 @ 11:52 pm
FBI
#10 | Comment by gulliver — July 15, 2006 @ 12:05 am
FUBAR
#11 | Comment by El Payo — July 15, 2006 @ 12:24 am
can’t be real.
#12 | Comment by Idaho — July 15, 2006 @ 12:40 am
it’s obviously fake, you can tell if you look at it. Thats just gross tho
#13 | Comment by df — July 15, 2006 @ 1:26 am
Dakota Fanning in a highly suggestive t-shirt, that’s just oh God no. Makes me want to discuss something else like… whatever happened to FUBAR’s famous webcam sluts? Remember back when girls like Libby Hoeller, Psycho girl, or dancing slut made regular appearances?
Good times.
#14 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — July 15, 2006 @ 1:39 am
Ah I see now. Around the B it doesn’t curve. I am glad this is fake but dismayed that someone took the time to make it. This site was supposed to be pseudo-pedo for the funniness. Now I understand Justin’s absence. Real pedos came.
#15 | Comment by eamon angelface — July 15, 2006 @ 1:51 am
^^^
lighten up, francis.
#16 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 15, 2006 @ 1:54 am
eeeeewwwwwwww………..
#17 | Comment by Sampson — July 15, 2006 @ 2:05 am
dakota fanning has spectacular teeth!!!
#18 | Comment by turtle — July 15, 2006 @ 2:26 am
This is sooo fucked up and sooo funny! 😀
#19 | Comment by Marcato — July 15, 2006 @ 2:35 am
# 18 is right…those teeth are fucked up
#20 | Comment by Aaron — July 15, 2006 @ 2:49 am
her dentist fails at life
#21 | Comment by DZK — July 15, 2006 @ 4:02 am
she chewing gum ..thats whats on her teeth
#22 | Comment by ummm — July 15, 2006 @ 5:25 am
don’t think thats gum on her teeth…those are gums her teeth are in.
starting to remind me of Sloth.
Hey you guys!!!
#23 | Comment by saotome — July 15, 2006 @ 5:39 am
This is a new low. Come on. Enough with the pedo stuff. Leave but poor little Dakota alone. I’m sick. Let’s go back to the ol’ Alba vs. Bynes thing. Stay away from little kids.
#24 | Comment by estacado — July 15, 2006 @ 5:57 am
Is it 100% juice? I only need the freshest of juices.
#25 | Comment by fluentinsilence — July 15, 2006 @ 6:13 am
at first i thought it was real… And I was like “WTF” that’s just insane… But that’s fucking fake for sure…
I’m assuming her teeth is fake too, since this was ‘shopped… but u never know o_O
#26 | Comment by Ricikal Noodle — July 15, 2006 @ 6:27 am
C’mon this site is starting to go too far…..I mean she doesn’t even have breasts yet.
#27 | Comment by Grammaton_Cleric — July 15, 2006 @ 7:43 am
yes, yes…kudos to all those who deduced the shoppiness of this pic. y’all are sharp…can’t sneak one past you.
i still found it pretty funny regardless. and i’ve been looking all day for the original just to see what the shirt said before the B was added. anyone? bueller? bueller?
ps. i’m quite certain there are far, far worse shops of dakota out there on the intarbutt, and no, i don’t want to see them.
#28 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 15, 2006 @ 7:58 am
Who the fuck are all of you?
#29 | Comment by RegPed — July 15, 2006 @ 9:13 am
Well, that just about wraps up DLT’s usefulness.
Wouldn’t it have been easier for Justin to just post “That’s it. Site’s Done. Thanks. Later.” ?
#30 | Comment by BobBobson — July 15, 2006 @ 9:36 am
Wow, what a bunch of Vagina’s
is it in good taste? No.
Is it funny? a little.
You people need to lighten up.
Ever think that maybe, it’s more fucked up to make fun of her teeth than the fact that someone photoshopped a picture of her?
Are you all just disturbed that this is where you usually come to spank it to pics of scantily clad chicks and know you have little Dakota watching you punish your pathetic little members.
Jesus fucking christ on a cracker.
~ Rape aint funny but you can joke about it.
George Carlin ~
p.s. –
I heard she had a HUGE crack rock problem.
#31 | Comment by zero — July 15, 2006 @ 9:52 am
I feel dirty just looking at it.
#32 | Comment by Bill Clay — July 15, 2006 @ 11:12 am
BigBlueBalls – Could agree with #14 more…Bring back the web cam sluts!
#33 | Comment by A-dog — July 15, 2006 @ 11:24 am
either someone has too much time on thier hands(ie. me for actually looking for the pic) or the shirt is for the most part real, here you go angel, PIC and SITE
#34 | Comment by redcoat — July 15, 2006 @ 12:06 pm
ok to mr. webmaster justin
if you did not see my other comment
dude
get a damn life
you are a pedophile
transformer porn should be illegal in america
that shawl of lindsay lohans you bought off of ebay-thats just plain creepy and wierd as hell
oh yeah,
i believe that you said that you’d do ryan evans and chris reynolds if you were gay
i believe you also said:
You would too. Admit it you faggot.
no. no. no.
i believe it is you guilty of being a faggot for even posting that at 2 am on a site tagged “omg masturbatory heaven”
by the way,
you said about jessica alba:
“This girl still makes my penis sad.
I don’t know why you all like her so much. I see nothing special about her.
PS: You are all fags.”
then why do you keep posting about her?
jessica alba is hot as hell. end of story.
and i see 1 post about the goddess jessica simpson.
you’re going to hell just for that.
and nice pint font on your site. fag.
titanic is not that great of a movie.
YOU. HAVE. WAY. TOO. MUCH. SPARE. TIME. AMIGO.
you probly have never kissed a girl since you are so critical of the opposite sex.
and why is my comment coming up if i need to be registered? dumbass.
stop whacking off to pics of dakota fanning. I know you do. you sick little leprechaun.
try smoking ganja. it’ll broaden your horizon.
and finally and most importantly,
get laid.
KEITH RICHARDS FOR PRESIDENT.
#35 | Comment by jojo the indian circus boy — July 15, 2006 @ 12:35 pm
35 you’re a joke and concur’d with 31
#36 | Comment by SpenceT — July 15, 2006 @ 1:10 pm
35 has gone psycho… omfg.. freak..
#37 | Comment by providence — July 15, 2006 @ 1:21 pm
I came across the real origin of this obviously doctored photo of Dakota Fanning (with the You Oughta Be in My Juicy shirt while surfing the internets the other day looking for Transformers porcelain figurines and modelling glue.
Here’s the story:
This photo was not the work of some pimply-faced teenager or a balding 45 year old pervert. This was in fact part of an inter-departmental design presentation at Juicy Couture. They were in the process of designing a new line of cutting edge fashion called PedoWarez. Pedo is short for Pedalling, as in bicycle pedalling, And Warez is because that’s just how the kids like it. This was supposed to be real hush-hush and not supposed to leaked to the public.
There were other T-shirt slogans the design department were throwing around. Here are a few:
“Sure, Mister, I’ll Help You Look for Your Lost Puppy.”
“Can I Have a Sip of Your Beer?”
“I Bet You Kiss Better than My Uncle Ronny!”
“Gosh, I Really Like Your Windowless Van!”
“Are You Sure There’s No Film in that Camera?”
“No, I Didn’t See You On That Dateline Special.”
The Dakota Fanning photo was a mock up to present to the marketing department. They were hoping to get her to be the spokesperson for the new line. It will be sold exclusively at truckstops state-wide in Florida.
#38 | Comment by Smiley — July 15, 2006 @ 1:29 pm
#38, it’s a good idea, but pedo shorts only sell if they’re not modeled by the spawn of Satan.
#39 | Comment by Elder Young — July 15, 2006 @ 1:41 pm
#34 – ahh, it wasn’t the B that was fake after all, someone simply moved the ‘Be In’ over and made a ‘My’ (assumably out of two I’s and a copied y). thx so much for unravelling the mystery…i can sleep easy tonight.
#30 – thx for sharing, now STFU and GTFO.
if this was really the straw that broke the camel’s back for you (or anyone else born without the gene for twisted humor), then you really haven’t been paying attention. or did you somehow miss the various posts regarding stephanie from lazytown? this one was posted back in april and currently has 114 comments, with ppl actually posting their email address and asking for swimsuit pics of julianna. or this one with 160 comments. or even this one with 315. not to mention the emma watson posts. wake the fuck up, douche.
oh, and btw, it’s all a big joke anyway, in case you hadn’t figured that out either. or did you think the ‘There are currently N pedophiles visiting this site right now’ tag was just a heads-up for the FBI?
ps. who the fuck is BobBobson?
#40 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 15, 2006 @ 1:43 pm
It would have been even funnier if she had been hot. And by funnier I mean more true. 😀
#41 | Comment by Marcato — July 15, 2006 @ 8:27 pm
i think she’s very yummy and that pic makes me wanna buy her some cotton candy then bend her over and put it in her dumper
and if you think i’m sick
SCREW OFF
its all in good clean fun
SUCKAS!!!!
#42 | Comment by MackDaKnife — July 15, 2006 @ 9:36 pm
ok ok I’m guilty of REALLY REALLY enjoying that bikini pic jojo of her coming out of a pool, but I draw the line at Dakota Fanning… no the line would be miles away from Dakota Fanning
#43 | Comment by Jinzora — July 15, 2006 @ 11:56 pm
Jinzora
the only lines you want are of Dakota’a front and her back
Jez guys its not like she’s naked
you guys are actin like a buunch of church snobs
we are all going to hell
infact we are in hell
so
LIVE IT UP!!
#44 | Comment by MackDaKnife — July 16, 2006 @ 12:30 am
This place is getting waaaay off track lately.
The site used to be about teenage, perhaps slightly less than 18 but close, celebrities who were hot or had the potential to be hot. Alternatively, it was about hot webcam chicks like mentioned above – Libby, Psycho Girl. Good times, indeed. It almost makes me wish for more Duff=Brick jokes or annoying Lindsay Lohan breast debates.
Can we get back to the old way? This is really sad. A site called ‘omg masturbatory heaven’, however intended, shouldn’t be about 12 year old girls. That’s just plain old-fashioned pedo.
Once the irony’s gone, it’s just not funny any more.
#45 | Comment by mike — July 16, 2006 @ 2:46 am
#45 – thx, but when we want your expert opinion, we’ll give it to you.
don’t let the door hit you in the ass as you follow the other humorless prudes out.
#46 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 16, 2006 @ 6:14 am
I think it’s funny. :shrugs:
I’ve always assumed that she’s really 30 years old and has some sort of desease, like garycolemanitis or something. :shrugsagain:
#47 | Comment by brew — July 16, 2006 @ 7:51 am
Do I think it’s gross? Yeah. Do I think it was supposed to be? Yeah. Is it funny? That’s subjective. Was I forced to come here? No. Can I leave? Sure.
Really hard for me to understand why someone would take the time to complain about this. It ain’t your site. Just click the close button and don’t come back. Problem solved.
#48 | Comment by stank — July 16, 2006 @ 9:37 am
46.
Humorless?
well i guess when your a semi stuck up thing
only your humor is funny
but i was on the side of this site but your just being arrogant
i thought it was funny
no need to attack me for your short comings
#49 | Comment by MackDaKnife — July 16, 2006 @ 10:38 am
no one was attacking you #49, scroll back up and check again.
#50 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 16, 2006 @ 1:30 pm
Watching a favorite site implode is like watching a car wreck. It’s ugly and unpleasant, but still hard to turn away from.
I still think it will turn out ok in the end. We’ll see.
#51 | Comment by mike — July 16, 2006 @ 2:12 pm
yeah
i have gone nuts
because of obsessive freaks like justin
who wank to amanda bynes and dakota fanning
CHANGE
YOUR
PINK
FONT
FAG and a HALF
peace out pedophiles
#52 | Comment by jojo the indian circus boy — July 16, 2006 @ 3:01 pm
I don’t see the big deal. It is a little twisted, but it’s kind of funny, too. It’d be different if it there was nudity or something, but adding “My” to a T-shirt seems pretty harmless to me.
Of course, I didn’t dwell on it the first time I saw it, which is why I’m surprised to see so many outraged comments (especially at this place) when I came back. My best advice : Lighten Up! There are worse things in the world than this!
#53 | Comment by council24 — July 16, 2006 @ 3:03 pm
srsly… no one ever comments unless its an underage girl….
anywho, that picture if fucked up, and srsly she needs new braces… the enamel colored ones look fucked….
#54 | Comment by coolstream — July 16, 2006 @ 3:22 pm
jojo the indian circus boy sucks cocks in hell…
(posts 35 & 52)
why are you coming here to this filthy den-o-pedo? Do tell?
Is it because your trolling for underage boys? (you seem to through the fag phrase around alot)Makes me wonder if you have a preoccupation with male genitalia.
The fact that you think Anyone would “wank” to that pic means that is what your thinking about in your stupid twisted mind.
If you don’t like this site don’t come the fuck back.
Can you even fucking read?
Look up at the top of this page it clearly says…
“Posted by AngelBaby”
Not Justin, you dumb fuck.
Let me ask you one last thing before I go, jojo the indian circus boy. Since I know you’ll be back on this site looking for some sweet young pink starfruit man-tale. All the while bitching at the other people you call “pedos” while withering away in your own homosexual self loathing.
Is it hard to suck your father’s cock with your head up your own ass?
Was that to harsh?
meh
#55 | Comment by Zero — July 17, 2006 @ 4:32 am
More disturbing than that shirt is those teeth.
#56 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — July 17, 2006 @ 6:13 am
Her juicy CUNT. Idiots. Her juicy, succulent preteen tight twat. HOT!
#57 | Comment by L — July 17, 2006 @ 8:04 am
Heh. I bet her lips haven’t even come out yet. All packed in there, nice and tight.
#58 | Comment by john — July 17, 2006 @ 2:50 pm
That shit is fucking sick, and you should all be ashamed!
Dakota Fanning is WAY too old.
Now her sister on the other hand…
#59 | Comment by Dex — July 17, 2006 @ 3:40 pm
uhm.. next post pls? /hehe
#60 | Comment by providence — July 17, 2006 @ 6:30 pm
I think the point of the picture being posted is to mock the use of a pervy t-shirt on a young girl.
anyone who tought the picture was posted so people could get off on it, are fucking retarded.
Everyone bitching about the site being downhill cuz they like teens but dakota is too young, should realize, that they need help, and stop looking at everything with female anatomy as something to jerk off to.
#38, funny stuff.
On another note not sure who said it, but I do miss the Psycho girls and Libby Hoelers of the old, more of that would be cool.
Just people figure out that this post wasnt about getting off to dakota fanning, and if you cant get that die a horrible death.
#61 | Comment by john — July 18, 2006 @ 2:41 am
Ahhhhh….
We’ve hit an all-time low!
#62 | Comment by Phife — July 18, 2006 @ 4:38 am
It’s interesting that when you post people like lohan and alba, you get roughly 30 comments. When you post 12 year olds, you get 60+…maybe we all really are pedophiles 😛
#63 | Comment by Trevor — July 18, 2006 @ 11:20 am
To AngelBaby and others:
The picture and post is funny. I laugh at far worst than that, and the problem definitely isn’t the joke.
However, if anyone here genuinely DOESN’T think half the people seeing a picture like that here are getting off on it to some degree, try reading a few pages of LazyTown comments.
Or perhaps one needs look no further than the main page, where Justin has reposted a rational about the virtues of men who finds 13 year old girls ‘hot’ … so long as their pedophilia is ‘honest’ (whatever the heck that’s supposed to mean).
Creepy as hell.
Posts like this Dakota one should just be funny (and would be funny on any other site). I guess I’m just starting to realize pedo isn’t a joke to half the people here. It’s fantasy, and that’s what’s becoming the uncomfortable part.
That’s what’s making it awkward.
#64 | Comment by mike — July 18, 2006 @ 12:26 pm
#63 – ding, ding, ding! we have a winner.
that’s exactly the point i tried to make several comments back. the lazytown posts have comments in the HUNDREDS, and are still going strong today. i guess i was partially conducting a social experiment to see if i could somewhat duplicate one of justin’s expert pedolicious posts. but i also genuinely found the pic funny in a sick way. i certainly wasn’t posting it as fap material, although i am aware that there is likely a percentage of visitors who might use it as such (no, not ‘half’ #64…give your fubar peers *some* credit).
finally, this place needs moar #31, 38, 48, 53, 59, and 61.
#65 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 18, 2006 @ 12:49 pm
#64-
couldn’t have put it better mahself.
…god damn pedophiles
#66 | Comment by jack — July 18, 2006 @ 12:50 pm
I think chicky had it right when she said “lighten up”….awesome Stripes referrence.
Is it funny? Yes
Is it inappropriate? Negative, Ghostrider…..pattern is full.
#67 | Comment by JLH's next husband — July 18, 2006 @ 7:18 pm
^^^
wanna hear something truly eerie…as i’m reading this comment, ‘take my breath away’ by berlin comes on the radio in the lab.
😮
#68 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 18, 2006 @ 10:19 pm
That would be an attempt at communication from a deceased relative/friend….so who ya gonna call??
TRAPS (you thought I was gonna say Ghostbusters…admit it)
#69 | Comment by JLHs next husband — July 19, 2006 @ 6:18 am
I think it’s funny. Good find.
AngelBaby, keep on posting. Post anything and everything. People will always complain anyway, so who cares. In actuality, Justin never posted that much anyway, and who gives a shit about what DVDs he bought. Post away AngelBaby. Post more in fact.
#59, Dex, “Now her sister on the other hand…” http://img176.imageshack.us/my.php?image=04141309in2.jpg
http://img295.imageshack.us/my.php?image=04141311mc3.jpg
http://img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=04141313ce6.jpg
#70 | Comment by Crankshaft — July 19, 2006 @ 6:18 am
^^^
why am i suddenly having flashbacks of lil Natalie Portman singing ‘Happy Birthday Mr. Pwesident’?
note to self: watch Leon sometime this week.
#71 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 19, 2006 @ 7:13 am
#59,
You’re an asshole for posting that.
This site needs more AngelBaby.
#72 | Comment by Steampunk — July 19, 2006 @ 7:30 am
First!
#73 | Comment by matt — July 19, 2006 @ 3:17 pm
^^^ Fail.
#74 | Comment by mrespman — July 19, 2006 @ 4:57 pm
Last!
#75 | Comment by Marcato — July 19, 2006 @ 9:32 pm
okay, there’s a blogad for lubricant next to my dakota post…
*now* i’m disturbed.
o_O
#76 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 19, 2006 @ 11:10 pm
^^^^
Looks like Dakota got some of that lube on her teef!
now THAT’S disturbing!
#77 | Comment by Smiley — July 20, 2006 @ 2:41 am
wow. an awesome fake me found! sweet lil dakota gettin’ her face creamed!
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8898/dakota12thbday06fw8.jpg
#78 | Comment by foolkaboom — July 20, 2006 @ 4:46 pm
This should really freak you all out…
Be prepared to see Dakota Fanning naked and raped!
Come on, this site used to be totally on top of this stuff!
#79 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — July 24, 2006 @ 7:13 am
Wow…that naked & raped thing is desturbing.
This isnt a good a good sign for her…If she is willing to do a nude scene at this age then by the time shes 15 she will most likely be doing porn or sumthing.
#80 | Comment by Pawluk — July 24, 2006 @ 9:10 pm
The movie Hounddog is on hold right now because they don’t have enough investors. Still, it’ll be interesting if the Dakota Fanning naked and raped scene ever gets leaked. I totally never expected to hear this news, but when I did, the first thing I thought of was dontlinkthis.net. It’s ironic that it’s within a short time of this photoshopped image of Dakota being posted.
Kind of puts that whole “You outta be in my Juicy…” shirt into perspective.
#81 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — July 25, 2006 @ 5:09 am
^^^
just more evidence that fubar is always ahead of the curve…
😉
#82 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 25, 2006 @ 6:29 am
I guess by bringing this news of Dakota Fanning being in Hounddog, which should be exciting news to the lurkers who took that shirt literally, I contributed to helping fubar stay head of that curve 😛
“There are currently 69 pedophiles visiting this site right now”
#83 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — July 26, 2006 @ 4:17 pm
that pics sucks but that’s not the problem
the problem is there are no more awesome young celebs, hot enough to be admired but young enough to be interesting..
everyone is getting old..
and eventually..
dies 🙂
anyways
dontlinkthis.net rules
#84 | Comment by jaxx — July 26, 2006 @ 10:52 pm
Well, I shot a load to that pic. I’d fuck her in every hole. She needs my sperm…
#85 | Comment by Blow — March 6, 2007 @ 4:17 am
Damn dude as small as she is and shes already fucking stripping for public. Would mess her up in so many ways I
#86 | Comment by bigbillybob — March 8, 2007 @ 11:31 am
Hey chill out you guys… ITS JUST A FUCKING SHIRT. This is the modern world and is just everyday crap.
Im 16yrs and i would put it in her ! haha
#87 | Comment by ben — May 26, 2007 @ 11:15 am
obviously photoshopped guys!!!
#88 | Comment by Emmalyn — May 27, 2007 @ 12:52 am
^^^
wow…thx for jumping all over that one.
#89 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 27, 2007 @ 2:18 am
i’m 12 years old, i think she is hot. i would ask her on a date.
#90 | Comment by josh — May 6, 2008 @ 4:34 am
She is incredibly cute and anyone would want to do her. She makes me hard everytime I look at her.
#91 | Comment by JustMe — August 3, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
Is a Juicy Couture logo tee with some slight photo editing.
My daughter uses my charge card there constantly and it isn’t exactly the cheapest garb imho.
#92 | Comment by Josh Part Duex — January 24, 2011 @ 10:28 am
All I can say is thats f’d up. I am worried about her parents.
#93 | Comment by Wii Points — January 24, 2011 @ 2:06 pm
I would love to tie up dakota in my basement an rape her tight little asshole tell it bleed then put her on her knees an cum all over her little cute face then beat her for about three hour’s or so then fuck her pussy an fill it with cum an watch it drip out her pussy as she cry’s
#94 | Comment by kotalover — April 8, 2011 @ 2:33 am
^^^ Word up!
#95 | Comment by hambubger — April 8, 2011 @ 3:20 am