Back from Singapore that is. Look at what i’m boughted!!!!!!

Got myself a second guitar for Guitar Hero. So i’m all set for some two player face melting action once Guitar Hero 2 comes out.

Got an Archos AV500. Now i can have 100 gigs worth of porn on the go!

Got Every Extend Extra for PSP. It sort of like a suicide bomber version of Geometry Wars. You don’t shoot the enemies, you just blow yourself up to kill them. I don’t quite know how to describe the game but if you liked Lumines or Rez, you’ll probably like Every Extend Extra. It’s trippy and the music is good.

Got Syphon Filter Dark Mirror. The controls either suck or maybe i’m just not used to them. The PSP needs a second analog nub. What a piece of shit handheld. I hate the PSP. I hope it dies a Game Gear death.

DS > PSP. Fact.

Got Point Blank DS. I looooved this game back when it was on PS1. Two player light gun wifi DS battles ftw!

Got Dead Rising. It’s SOOOO good. Stupid save system though.

Got a bunch of DVDs too. Advent Children (sucks – but Tifa is so fucking hot in it, i just had to buy it), The Frighteners (rules), The Shawshank Redemption (rules) of course, the Deluxe Collector’s Edition DVD of the bestest movie of all time…

Titanic + my vagina = wet.

20 thoughts on “I’M BACK

  1. FIRST. Justin is a PUSSY.

    #1 | Comment by Billy — August 29, 2006 @ 8:44 am

  2. Titantic has an NC-16 rating?

    #2 | Comment by Nick — August 29, 2006 @ 8:56 am

  3. according to singapore censors it is

    #3 | Comment by Justin — August 29, 2006 @ 8:58 am

  4. Advent Children was GREAT. Tifa’s boobies were GREATER.

    Titanic was $52? How much is that in real (American) dollars?

    I thought the unit of money over there was the Bhat or something.

    #4 | Comment by Nerima — August 29, 2006 @ 10:18 am

  5. Tifa’s always hot.

    Even blocky polygon Tifa is hot. :p

    #5 | Comment by gamekid — August 29, 2006 @ 10:20 am

  6. zomg dead rising finally encouraged justin to get his gamercard score over 1K!

    imagine if there were a titanic game for 360…

    #6 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 29, 2006 @ 10:46 am

  7. alternate ending to Titanic?

    Is it the one were James Cameron decides he shouldn’t have made an old person’s movie for old people and homosexuals and remembers when he used to be blowing stuff up with big guns instead of having pasty faced man-boy DiCaprio falling asleep on a plank?

    That would be good. I would buy that for a dollar. Maybe even a dollar fifty.

    #7 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 29, 2006 @ 12:24 pm

  8. Oh man, the cooperative two-player mode in GH2 rules! ‘Specially on the songs where one is playing guitar and the other is playing bass.

    #8 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 29, 2006 @ 12:43 pm

  9. Is this version of Titanic the ‘Limited Director’s Cut Extra-Gay Edition’ that comes wrapped in silk chiffon?

    #9 | Comment by Smiley — August 29, 2006 @ 1:04 pm

  10. Um, are Justin’s parents fantabulously wealthy? I mean – I work for a hedge fund, and I don’t drop the sort of cash on electronic gear that he does. Or maybe the ads + revenue he got from selling this thing to AngelBaby actually made him a ton of scratch.

    #10 | Comment by J R — August 29, 2006 @ 4:31 pm

  11. Damn, you fucking bragging bastard…

    #11 | Comment by Kaka — August 29, 2006 @ 5:34 pm

  12. Justin didn’t sell the site to me, i won it off him in a drunken strip poker game.

    #12 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 29, 2006 @ 5:40 pm

  13. #12, pix plz k thnx. Oh wait, Justin was naked? One pic will be enough then.

    #13 | Comment by Elder Young — August 29, 2006 @ 10:19 pm

  14. Now you’re playing with POWER!

    #14 | Comment by JustSumDude — August 30, 2006 @ 3:27 am

  15. Dead Rising looks good and it’s almost pulled the credit card out of my wallet to buy a 360 for that … still waiting for Double Agent and Gears of War to lure me away from my PS2.

    Will Justin by a 360 Cam so we can see him on our televisions over the internets? Swinging his PS2 guitar and playing with his joystick and power glove. And crying at the end of Titanic like a big wet girl.

    Angelbaby needs a 360 and camera attachment while playing her strip poker games.

    #15 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 30, 2006 @ 5:34 pm

  16. ^^^
    “Crying at the end of Titanic like a big wet girl.”

    Pure poetry…bravo.

    #16 | Comment by Smiley — August 30, 2006 @ 9:08 pm

  17. Too bad Dead Rising is over-heating 360s!

    My launch system is dead, now I gots to pay $130 to fix it.
    But Dead Rising was fun while it lasted

    #17 | Comment by Aaron — August 31, 2006 @ 1:22 am

  18. fuck you, Advent Children was the shit.

    #18 | Comment by zel — September 1, 2006 @ 10:19 pm

  19. Is that a Kool Aid stain on the carpet or did you murder the nanny with your other Guitar Hero thingy???

    #19 | Comment by Kahula35 — June 8, 2008 @ 2:41 am

  20. ^^^Hmm… I think that is the first time I have ever seen carpet discussed on this website in a non-bush related reference.

    #20 | Comment by Evil Monkey — June 8, 2008 @ 8:25 pm

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