In light of the recent racist Kramer incident* that happened a coupla days ago (Letterman apology video here), i bring to you… THE RACIAL SLUR DATABASE!
It has racial slurs from all over the world. Very comprehensive.
Some of them are really funny.
e.g.
Bumper Lips | Blacks | Self-explanatory.
*Watching reruns of Seinfeld will never be the same again 🙁
1st!!
#1 | Comment by Mark — November 21, 2006 @ 7:17 am
Justin = Bed Time
Me = Bomb-Builder
What a wonderful world.
#2 | Comment by Zahid — November 21, 2006 @ 7:23 am
2nd-
Freedom of expression, man! Hecklers blow.
#3 | Comment by Yo Mama — November 21, 2006 @ 7:24 am
-_-
#4 | Comment by Justin — November 21, 2006 @ 7:25 am
woah that was fairly extreme…
his apology was a good one though, poor old cosmo. At least he’s seen that he may need to work on himself a little bit in light of it all.
#5 | Comment by silverchip — November 21, 2006 @ 9:06 am
All I can say is……”WOW!”
#6 | Comment by THOR — November 21, 2006 @ 10:49 am
wow wow wee wa
#7 | Comment by fufufafafaf — November 21, 2006 @ 11:57 am
My reaction to seeing that was about the same as the woman in the video:
oh my gawd.
#8 | Comment by gamekid — November 21, 2006 @ 12:38 pm
Shiggity shiggity schwa.
The contents of that database used to be located here:
http://www.angelfire.com/geek/APRACE/glossary.html
which I’ve had bookmarked since 2004. I’m glad to see it was backed up and repurposed.
#9 | Comment by ThatGuy — November 21, 2006 @ 12:53 pm
I guess people should be more considerate and not heckle a professional when he’s doing his act. I guess you deserve a tirade like that when you’re ignorant and cant keep your mouth shut.
#10 | Comment by Sampson — November 21, 2006 @ 2:33 pm
I do like this one:
Dried Shit = Whites
#11 | Comment by Sampson — November 21, 2006 @ 2:38 pm
bible-shortener is the best one
#12 | Comment by guy — November 21, 2006 @ 2:44 pm
who cares? i do! except when im at work them i am racist
#13 | Comment by skarastamonjamondudelee — November 21, 2006 @ 4:06 pm
racist against races!
wa?
#14 | Comment by skarastamonjamondudelee — November 21, 2006 @ 4:07 pm
It is rather obvious that you have never been to a comedy show…
Being heckled is a part of the business.
And Justin is right… I absolutely love Seinfeld… and I will still watch it…
However, now this will always be in the back of my mind.
And it won’t be the same.
He f’d up plain & simple. Sad too because Cosmo was like… the funniest character on the show.
(P.S. Jerry Seinfeld’s best friend is black btw)
#15 | Comment by @Sampson — November 21, 2006 @ 4:12 pm
http://www.answers.com/topic/paki
even more racist terms 🙂
#16 | Comment by sinac — November 21, 2006 @ 4:56 pm
Kramer was the DUMBEST character on the show. Pecking order was George, Jerry, Morty, Elaine, and Kramer was somewhere between Papi and Doorman #3. Anyway, isn’t that just like niggers? Take them out and they’re stirring up shit. Typical. They can’t ever behave themselves. That’s what happens when you take the shackles off!!!!
#17 | Comment by THOR — November 21, 2006 @ 5:37 pm
10% off= Jews
I lold hard at that one
#18 | Comment by Jakal — November 21, 2006 @ 5:43 pm
Ps Its all up to black people if is apology is accepted.
One black person might accept, another might not.
#19 | Comment by Jakal — November 21, 2006 @ 5:45 pm
That apology on Letterman was one of the most uncomfortable things I’ve ever seen on TV-and that includes Kirstie Alley in a bikini. The most pathetic thing was when the studio audience started to chuckle during his apology, like they thought he was going to turn into Kramer and this was all a schtick. You coud just tell the dude has some real major undelying issues and a lot of resentment and anger.
#15 is right, every comic gets heckled and they get much worst hurled at them, it’s the nature of the business. What happened on stage was nothing less than a complete meltdown.
#20 | Comment by Smiley — November 21, 2006 @ 6:07 pm
For great justice!
#21 | Comment by JustSumDude — November 21, 2006 @ 6:46 pm
It’s not racism if you hate everyone!
#22 | Comment by wreck — November 21, 2006 @ 7:13 pm
^^^
But if you hate everyone, it’s called races-ism!
#23 | Comment by Smiley — November 21, 2006 @ 7:33 pm
His apology was strange and made little sense.
#24 | Comment by roscoe — November 21, 2006 @ 8:14 pm
If I heckled Chris Rock and he called me a Cracker I doubt he would have to go on Letterman and apologize to my azz…
#25 | Comment by A-dog — November 21, 2006 @ 8:20 pm
It’s all about the double standards, #25.
Black people don’t HAVE to apologize for being racist, because their situation is soooooo bad now a days. It’s all “’cause the Man keeps holdin’ ’em down!”
On the other hand, whites have to apologize for anything they say slightly off color, as well as apologize for anything any of their predecessors have said or done.
But, what this guy said was a little over the top.
I fucking hate these double standards and wish everyone would lighten up and quit being so damn offended all the time. Words only have power if you give them power.
#26 | Comment by CaptHutch — November 21, 2006 @ 9:17 pm
Some of these responses are the reason why we will never move forward regarding the issue of race – and it is sad and pathetic…
And disappointing.
I was always taught that my generation would make it better. But unless #17 “THOR” is a 45 year old man (which is completely possible you pedophile), then this just goes to show that ignorance knows no race… or age.
You can’t argue with idiots…
I guess those hecklers realized that firsthand.
*Again, heckling IS A PART of the stand up experience. Some of you seriously need to go to a comedy show the next time one is in your town (maybe comedy shows don’t travel to the sticks and backwoods?). To be heckled goes with paying your dues. Bottom line.
And COSMO was one of the funniest if not THE funniest characters on the show. But I guess being who you are, enough racial slurs weren’t thrown around by his character to make him funny…
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
#27 | Comment by Dan — November 21, 2006 @ 9:32 pm
A lot of speculation in your response CaptHutch.
Anyway #25, even if Chris Rock did (which I doubt that he would)…
You would know that he was joking. Mentioning placing forks up peoples asses and using a slur that has much more attached to it than others (i.e. , darkie, cracker) just shows bitterness. Maybe he’s a bit mad because Jerome has a baseball diamond in his back yard, a hot wife, and an entire parking structure to hold his cars… and Elaine has a hit show again.
George…
Who cares about George?
#28 | Comment by Dan — November 21, 2006 @ 9:37 pm
I’ll GLADLY apologize to any Afro-American that can prove that my direct ancestors oppressed his direct ancestors. After that, I want an apology from them for sapping public assistance coffers (to which I contribute), lowering property values, etc etc.
#29 | Comment by SYLAR — November 21, 2006 @ 11:12 pm
Shut up you juvenile. No need to look to your ancestors, its clear that YOU oppose your blackcontemporaries. Its just a shame you no nothing of economics. i wonder why such bubbling racism still exists in a supposedly civilised society. Perhaps it has something to do with the lack of value placed on actual informaion and education. Things are getting better I suppose, despite those that would take us back a few decades given half a chance. Racists today sound just as ignorant and outmoded as a man claiming the earth is the centre of the universe, that woman shouldnt vote or that jews are less human. Grow up, read a book.
28. George Kastanza as the greatest character, not only of seinfeld, but of american televison since Sgt. Bilko.
#30 | Comment by silverchip — November 21, 2006 @ 11:30 pm
Kramer = Racist faggot
#31 | Comment by Kaka — November 21, 2006 @ 11:43 pm
http://meatfeld.ytmnd.com/ – Meatwad’s impression of Kramer
#32 | Comment by DZK — November 22, 2006 @ 12:03 am
It is sometimes hard to believe that ignorance in the form of misinformation such as SYLAR’s still exists in this world… and is believed.
If you wish to get technical, go visit your “public assistance” office, come back, and report the findings of the majority race that you saw inside to us. I am quite certain that your findings will not be in line with your accusations.
Unless you frequent your local welfare office (which, I do not know – you might be poor and visit often), are you certain of your claims? And do you have “Afro-American” neighbors that are lowering your property value? You probably do not even own a home. And in the rare instance that you do, stop complaining, gather more education, get a better position…
And move to a place where the “Afro-Americans” do not live (but be forewarned, those Afro-Americans are now millionaires too… *gasp*).
Simple… unless you do not have the education or know how to do such a thing (i.e. make more money to move away from those consuming your “resources”). I mean, having made such a large investment (my home), if someone were lowering that investment…
I would move.
What is your excuse in losing such a large investment and knowing about? Ignorance?
#33 | Comment by Dada — November 22, 2006 @ 1:50 am
30 and 33…STFU!! You probably voted for Kerry lol…..considering, which I douby, that you’re old enough to vote……or even participate in the voting process. Now, you nuthugging libs may go enjoy putting on the front of being a self-righteous PC prick….just so you don’t offend any minority lol. sheep
#34 | Comment by SYLAR — November 22, 2006 @ 12:02 pm
Yeah, that’s it.
(And that’s also a lot of assuming)
Great comeback.
You lost.
#35 | Comment by @SYLAR — November 22, 2006 @ 1:50 pm
I think Kramer was over the top, but it pisses me off that whoever uploaded this video made sure they cut right to the part where his tirade started and didn’t show us anything that happened before.
Also, notice no outrage over the black guy in the audience calling him a cracker-ass white boy. Oh right, you might say that Kramer started with the racial slurs, but we can’t know that because whatever happened before has been conviently edited out. IMO it’s just as important that we see what the heckler was saying originally to really determine what exactly happened.
#36 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — November 22, 2006 @ 2:49 pm
Yeah, disagreeing with someone who spouts off stereotypes as if we were all living in the 1940’s automatically makes someone a liberal who supposedly voted for Kerry. But wait, I’m also “allegedly” not even old enough to vote (does that even make any sense?).
I think you proved my point of your being ignorant without my help.
#37 | Comment by Dada — November 22, 2006 @ 3:54 pm
Of course I’m still a peter-puffer
#38 | Comment by Dada — November 22, 2006 @ 6:43 pm
geez, everybody chill the fuck out!!!
everybody’s calling everybody names these days, whether they mean it or not… crackers, niggers, nips, curry munchers… who gives a shit? seriously…
like #26 said, words only have power IF you give them power…. so unless the guy on the stage started wearing a white, pointy bed sheet over his face, and ready to kill, then just chill the fuck out….
PS: just a little note – black ppl should only be offended with the “nigger” word WHEN they stop using them on each other…. seriously. and all wiggers should stop copying them black folks…. it’s not offending, it’s just gay, and ANYONE would want to punch them in the head, stupid crackers….
hmmm, crackers….
#39 | Comment by mickhead — November 23, 2006 @ 6:26 am
Niggers are the best thing since white bread.
Seriously, if you want a word to stop being used, then let people abuse it (not just your own race)… stop being offended by it… and eventually it will go out of style faster than you can say WHAAAAAAZZZZZZ UP!!!
Otherwise, it’ll never go away.
#40 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — November 23, 2006 @ 9:34 am
SYLAR>>>
Oh yeah, sorry for being so ‘liberal’. Thats really such a bad thing to be. Let me check the dictionary…
lib‧er‧al  /ˈlɪbərəl, ˈlɪbrəl/
–adjective
1. favorable to progress or reform, as in political or religious affairs.
2. (often initial capital letter) noting or pertaining to a political party advocating measures of progressive political reform.
3. of, pertaining to, based on, or advocating liberalism.
4. favorable to or in accord with concepts of maximum individual freedom possible, esp. as guaranteed by law and secured by governmental protection of civil liberties.
5. favoring or permitting freedom of action, esp. with respect to matters of personal belief or expression: a liberal policy toward dissident artists and writers.
6. of or pertaining to representational forms of government rather than aristocracies and monarchies.
7. free from prejudice or bigotry; tolerant: a liberal attitude toward foreigners.
8. open-minded or tolerant, esp. free of or not bound by traditional or conventional ideas, values, etc.
Hmmm… sounds like kind of nice way to be, to be honest.
if you admit that you’re the opposite of all these things, then fair do’s – we agree. Im a liberal. Its only the media that encourages you to think of liberal as a bad word anyway.
As for you’re other points, well those that were spelt correctly made very little sense, and at at one stage you seem to be talking to yourself. You didn’t address any of the points that were made to you, preferring instead to simply wave unimaginative insults about. I’m not an American, but if I were I probably would have voted Kerry because the president you have at the moment is one of the most idiotic leaders in American history. You call me a sheep when the rest of the world are laughing in disbelief that such a fool was able to so easily deceive a large portion of your nation into swallowing endless successions of obvious and provable lies (the same goes for England, naturally, but then I didnt vote for that Blair idiot either). I do vote, however, not that it counts when the vast majority of voters are simply voting for the guy that can make them the most money (and/or “looks” like a world leader). The world will never change while short-sighted pricks like you walk around leaving your bigoted bile and media-manipulated “views” everywhere you go. Here, mate: have your guns, your low taxes, your cheap fuel, your kangaroo democracy, your hatred, paranoia and uneducated self-belief. I’ll just take good times, and the hope of a world where people actually help each other out a little.
Thanks for your informative debate though.
#41 | Comment by silverchip — November 23, 2006 @ 3:36 pm
Everybody knows that the Dictionary has a liberal bias…
#42 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — November 23, 2006 @ 8:13 pm
lol
#43 | Comment by silverchip — November 24, 2006 @ 5:44 pm