Britney Spears
26 11 2006Wow…it must be nice to be a newly-single gal and have professional partygirl whore Paris Hilton take you back out onto the playing field. Who is that Borat impersonator working the door at the club?
Apparently, Professor Hilton even gives her new pupil some handy fashion tips…
So is commando the hot new look for celebrity white-trash mothers? Where are the rugrats while Mommy is out getting her drink on?
I feel sorry for the family court judge who has to decide which parent gets custody of those kids…
you know you would in every hole
i vote k-fed.
K-Fed may come out looking best in all of this mess. Just don’t release any more music and you’re golden Federator.
Old Britney, back to whoring herself out there with the pro. When’s the next baby due?
I’d still hit it…twice.
failure by the photographer….so close…nice gut though brit…f.a.f.a.f.i.
You know it was only a matter of time till she did something like this!!!…not complaining tho :D
my god..almost flapable.
gotta wonder if britney, paris and lindsay all spend hours talking about the best way to shave their woo hoo’s .
oh, I would totally hit that.
I’d stroke her newly-lasered stretch marks and tell what a viable commodity and talented performer she still is…
y’know, lie. :D
LOL@#8.
man is she not wearing panties? i’d still hit it tho 8^)
Man I love the Internet…nothing like smooth woo hoo to start the day off
You don’t see it on these pictures but someone that looked an awful lot like Jamie Lynn Spears was in the back seat with them.
Here, I found the link:
Jamie Lynn?
Bummer about that big ol’ knee surgery scar, there.
(That’s right, that is more interesting to me now than Britney’s hairless chooch. Thanks, K-Fed!)
Firecrotch!
If i were a Woman and im not
And if i wore a Mini Skirt and i dont
And If i Was a Star and im not
i would wear some dam underwear
If i Were a Man and I am, i would Say Spread your Legs
If i were a Man and i am, i would say dont Wear underwear
If i Were a Man and i Am, i would say Be naked all the time Celebs
I like the look of her c-section scar there. Coming along nicely.
its becoming a great milf, i can imagine what it would belike to bounce in that belly
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I’ve always said “I’d hit it”…and I still will!!!!
But I’d park it in her Brown-Eye, and make her scream…”YOU’RE MY DADDY!!!”
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[...] Its becoming like a twosome right there…everywhere you see Britney you see Paris and vice versa but its all about what Britney will do now to be just like her new bff…and by that I mean she did go knickerless for the benefit of a night out and then she let Paris Hilton cop a feel of the twins either that or Paris thought while I have my arm round her i’ll do this and Britneys so wasted she wont notice me touching her breasts…score!!! [...]
awesome. Now Paris can get singing tips from Britney and Britney can borrow from Paris’ extensive collection of STD treatments without having to go to the pharmacy.
It must be like an IQ black hole when they walk into a room.
She needs to do about 3 billion situps. However, i would still hit it.
:O
just saw pictures on another blog of the Lohan out with them.
*shudder*
theres never a preiest around when you need one
I WANT TO SEE HER BOOBS
I can imagine the title of a film that’s surely due out anytime soon: Britney’s One Night In Paris.
:D
I vote for k-fed.. granted, he’s a no-talent loser, but at least he ain’t a fucked-up had some talent loser…
oddly, from this shot, I’d rather drill Paris Hilton.. why? well, it’s about time she had triplets.. :)
She is prime example of what is known as Trailer Trash.
Ha ha, good one #26! LOL!
nice pussy!
There was a time when a near crotch-shot of B. Spears would have elicited near pandemonium across the interweb…now since she’s damaged goods, nobody even gives half a shit.
Oh Brit, how far you’ve fallen…
sit ups won’t do anything. Once a girl gets a c-section it is pretty much over. My friends wife told me abouy this. When they do a c-section, they cut the muscles, and there is no way to reconnect the muscles, so the muscle tissue and skin just stay soft forever… on the upside, because of teh c-sections, her vagina is still as good as new :)
Here’s a couple more pictures for you all.
Really Hi-Res, and now with lips!
I’d still hit it. I mean, I she’s definitely not my first choice like she would have been years ago, but I’d still hit it.
Here’s hoping Britney doesn’t fuck her sister up.
#32….My wife had two c-sections and worked her ass off to lose the weight, and now her perfectly flat belly is back. (Took just over 11 months) Sounds like your friends wife is just too lazy.
On a similar note….even if Brit had a problem losing thre flab roll…I’m sure she could afford the plastic surgery to get it removed.
And on yet another note…Angelbaby, I heard on The Opie & Anthony radio show that there is a photo out there with Brit’s legs wide open showing full view. SHOW ME THE HONEY!!! Are you slacking, or are they F.O.S.?
They specifically said…”It can only be found on the really good sites!”
WTF??
Yeah Paris, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney all went out together, last night I saw a photo of them all in the same car together.
Also, did anyone notice how pimp the bouncer looks in the first photo? Damn!
#34
Egotastic has the full monty up. I”m sure Justin will get around to it eventually. Right?!
#34 It is not wide open, but close (enough?)
http://www.lightbox.alloverpress.fi/lightbox/tix2820/default.htm
good on yer Thor…
I think had this happened with Justin, she’d seem less, well….skanky to say the least.
Just because a chick bangs out a couple of kids doesn’t mean she’s not hot anymore. I think we’re forgetting she had her baby not that long ago. Give her six months and she’ll be hot as…
But not protecting her here. I am a girl (how obvious) and the fact she has kids now should make her rethink the way she behaves. She aint no teen in party mode now. You’ve got kids Brit!! I think a pair of sexy lace french knickers would’ve been sexier than none.
And Paris hunny, I think you need to stop sharing your publicity stunt ideas with Britney. I smell a rat…
And honey, make sure you give those car seats a good wipe down!!
cool man cool, she got more curves down to show as well haha
I love paris hilton