74 thoughts on “LIPS!”

  1. HELLOOOOO im First hahha

    #1 | Comment by AzraelGriever — November 28, 2006 @ 9:40 am

  2. Finally! Its not pretty, but I’ve wanted to see this since I was in high school. I can go on with my live. Oh wait, I still have to see the jessica simpson sex tape and the xtina’s privates too. Well, that’s at least one down.

    #2 | Comment by deedas — November 28, 2006 @ 9:58 am

  3. Well HO HO FUCKING HO, and merry Christmas too 🙂

    Havn’t commented for years, but this deserves it. Undecided on the fapping potential yet.. her vag almost looks like it’s bleeding.. and then there’s the obvious tummy tuck scars.

    #3 | Comment by Lock — November 28, 2006 @ 9:59 am

  4. i just wanna know what her children would say in a few years, when they see pictures about her mother in this pose

    #4 | Comment by Hotsauce — November 28, 2006 @ 10:01 am

  5. Ooooo Cheesy twat

    #5 | Comment by futool — November 28, 2006 @ 10:11 am

  6. siiiiigh… i just want to pinch her vaginal lip, play with it, sniff it

    #6 | Comment by permanentlysenseless — November 28, 2006 @ 10:11 am

  7. That’s not a tummy tuck scar. That’s from a cesarean section (i.e. – she didn’t give birth vaginally).

    #7 | Comment by Lush — November 28, 2006 @ 10:17 am

  8. it looks slightly better than lohan’s cat, i guess…but then again, is that really an accomplishment?

    #8 | Comment by Xan — November 28, 2006 @ 10:23 am

  9. WHY WHY WHY couldn’t that be the Bynes?????!!!!!!!!!?????????????

    #9 | Comment by Sy — November 28, 2006 @ 10:25 am

  10. Theres the goods!!!…hmmm it looks overused…haha!!!

    #10 | Comment by Rapnix — November 28, 2006 @ 10:34 am

  11. Yuck

    #11 | Comment by Zahid — November 28, 2006 @ 10:38 am

  12. Is this some kind of new Hollywood game? Who can get their lips out in more shots?

    Somebody should tell Britney that it’s nip slips first, then lip slips. She hasn’t qualified for crotch flashing yet, she hasn’t shown enough nipple.

    #12 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — November 28, 2006 @ 10:56 am

  13. Ugh. Her fat snatch is turning me gay…

    #13 | Comment by smash — November 28, 2006 @ 10:58 am

  14. hey 13

    you forgot to say

    No HOMO

    #14 | Comment by No HOMO — November 28, 2006 @ 11:08 am

  15. oh wells…scooped again by teh Justin.

    *sigh*

    #15 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 28, 2006 @ 11:12 am

  16. ps. nasty cootch is nasty.

    #16 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 28, 2006 @ 11:13 am

  17. wtb bucket to puke in

    #17 | Comment by MarkM — November 28, 2006 @ 11:48 am

  18. Wtf. That’s just way wrong. I did puke. Blech.

    #18 | Comment by Kitana — November 28, 2006 @ 12:14 pm

  19. Great success. I like.

    #19 | Comment by Borat — November 28, 2006 @ 12:15 pm

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    #20 | Pingback by Britney Spears And Her Vagina - BigPlansBigCrash — November 28, 2006 @ 12:26 pm

  21. IT BURNS! OH GOD! MY EYES! OH, WHY?

    #21 | Comment by El Payo — November 28, 2006 @ 12:29 pm

  22. Unlike some of you who probably wanted her since the Mickey Mouse Club era, I only wanted to hit it since the “oops, I did it again video!”

    However, I would make her do the dance of a Thousand douches before I stick my tongue in that!

    #22 | Comment by THOR — November 28, 2006 @ 12:31 pm

  23. By the way Justin, I appreciate the subtle naming scheme for the pics.

    #23 | Comment by El Payo — November 28, 2006 @ 12:31 pm

  24. P.S. Suddonly, when I see these pictures, That damn Camel Toe Song pops in my head!!!….

    …Your biscuit, your muffin, you ain’t hiding nuttin
    Merce –
    Madam –
    Viola a bearded clam! (Or in this case a waxed clam)

    #24 | Comment by THOR — November 28, 2006 @ 12:36 pm

  25. Erm, NOT HOT?
    She’s fat. And ugly. And a slut. And she has a scar.

    Totally not able to fap to that.

    #25 | Comment by DaRk 4n6eL — November 28, 2006 @ 12:58 pm

  26. I’m probably in the minority here, but I like at least a little beard on my clam. I prefer to know I’m not back on the playground behind the sandbox.

    #26 | Comment by Bad, Bad Mormon — November 28, 2006 @ 1:19 pm

  27. at least its real . birntey could have done playboy and there would have ben
    the usual airbrushing comments. no airbrushing here. its all real.

    #27 | Comment by afs — November 28, 2006 @ 1:28 pm

  28. 2 years to fucking late. This would have been fap worthy if this was taken before Fed-Ex had his field day with her pussy. No im just sad cause it looks crusty

    #28 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — November 28, 2006 @ 2:31 pm

  29. #27 – i’d like some airbrushing in this case.

    #29 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 28, 2006 @ 3:13 pm

  30. if only this were 2004….

    #30 | Comment by byah! — November 28, 2006 @ 3:52 pm

  31. If only I could unsee this…

    #31 | Comment by smash — November 28, 2006 @ 3:57 pm

  32. when is the next time Britney will show lips again. enjoy her lips people ..
    print out the pictures and have them as holiday wrapping for the ones you love.
    print out photos of her lips and hand them to people on the street. its britney.

    #32 | Comment by afs — November 28, 2006 @ 4:11 pm

  33. Is it clean?
    Is she wash it?

    #33 | Comment by Hamm — November 28, 2006 @ 4:22 pm

  34. LAWL

    #34 | Comment by Dohman — November 28, 2006 @ 5:57 pm

  35. #32, I’m guessing pretty soon @ the rate she is going down.

    #35 | Comment by Whits — November 28, 2006 @ 6:53 pm

  36. o sweet gods… i think i’m fucking blind now!

    #36 | Comment by Coolstream — November 28, 2006 @ 8:37 pm

  37. This is real right? No Bullshit, straight-up panty-less Britney!

    #37 | Comment by Kaka — November 28, 2006 @ 9:11 pm

  38. This is why I come to this site

    #38 | Comment by Birdboy — November 28, 2006 @ 10:00 pm

  39. another pussy.

    #39 | Comment by uncle rico — November 28, 2006 @ 10:17 pm

  40. “11. Zahid (10:38:16) :

    Yuck”

    Seconded.

    #40 | Comment by Lithium — November 28, 2006 @ 10:24 pm

  41. I wish this was ‘Baby One More Time’ Britney, not fat mom Britney……. “sigh”

    #41 | Comment by Sampson — November 28, 2006 @ 10:25 pm

  42. Justin, it’s official. Angelbaby is a billion times better than you are. She actually puts up pictures worth seeing. Whereas you post pictures of used up sluts and toys based on tv shows. Just let her have the site, retire, and spend some time with that fictional “girlfriend” of yours.

    #42 | Comment by Kthulhu — November 30, 2006 @ 12:44 am

  43. OOOh..that’s just plain NASTY..they’re going to burn that car seat RIGHT ?
    Pity Fed-Ex gave her a nasty case of the cheese, otherwise we may have had a nicer panty flash lmao !!! Oh well..once a skanky ho always a skanky ho.
    Let’s have a ho down..her vs Lindsay vs Xtina vs Paris I’d pay for THAT tape lol

    #43 | Comment by wolfman — November 30, 2006 @ 2:35 am

  44. id hit it for a while, then eat it, and go back to hitting it, while she was pregnant, i would still pull out like a gentleman though

    #44 | Comment by filthyfish — November 30, 2006 @ 8:18 am

  45. every one remember back about 5 or 6 years and she was hot. Ah how time flies. She has a horrible pussy. *Puke*

    #45 | Comment by Pawluk — November 30, 2006 @ 8:55 am

  46. #42 – but…but

    i’m pretty sure Justin posted these pics.

    #46 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 30, 2006 @ 11:31 am

  47. She (he?) is right! Justin is still da man.

    #47 | Comment by kiko — November 30, 2006 @ 3:56 pm

  48. ^^^

    whatya mean “he”? Of course Angelbaby is a girl! She has girl parts and smells like flowers. Fact.

    #48 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — November 30, 2006 @ 4:23 pm

  49. Well, first off, not sticking up for her in anyways as quite honestly she lives int he public eye and has two children, so she needs to think about acting a little more classy, well as classy as she can be,so perhaps wear underwear.
    But the comments about how ugly,gross nasty etc her vagina is…..what is up with that? exactly how can a vagina look pretty anyways? do you guys think that a vagina magically looks great? im sorry but shaving it too much can cause red bumps, so stubble is required on occasion so those nasty red bumps can go down and not turn into large pus filled lumps…..and fat? i think right now she looks healthy, she has lost weight, changed her hair and is looking alot better then she did during either of her pregnancies or inbetween pregnancies.
    Lets be honest no matter what celebrity “accidently” showwed her goods, everybody would say its disgusting, perhaps those of you out there that think your vagina is the bees knees might want to post an unairbrushed pic and let people comment.

    #49 | Comment by Aussiebel — November 30, 2006 @ 5:09 pm

  50. 48 – you can’t prove angelbaby is a woman.

    #50 | Comment by smash — November 30, 2006 @ 5:49 pm

  51. Not pretty indeed.
    Really ugly pussy, but I´d still hit it!!!… and maybe lick it!!

    #51 | Comment by Chris — November 30, 2006 @ 5:54 pm

  52. Wow, was she shaving blind? she has more hair around her ass than I want to see!! I think Paris wins with the nicest looking one!!!

    #52 | Comment by LongRod69 — November 30, 2006 @ 6:44 pm

  53. That’s not a C-section scar above her cooter, it’s a tattoo: K to da F – POPOZAO – Blazing New Joint Dropping 113006 – Cheetos & Mountain Dew, y’all!”

    #53 | Comment by Smiley — November 30, 2006 @ 6:56 pm

  54. #50

    course you can ….

    Angelbaby, are you a woman?

    #54 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — November 30, 2006 @ 6:59 pm

  55. #49, i agree, i have seen a vagina or two, and britts looks like any other vangina. delicious.

    #55 | Comment by filthyfish — November 30, 2006 @ 8:38 pm

  56. Sometimes I really hate having so many blog feeds; I have to see the same disgusting snatch a thousand times a week. :!

    #56 | Comment by Eric W. — November 30, 2006 @ 9:48 pm

  57. #50 That’s exactly my point. AngelBaby’s gender is unknown.

    #57 | Comment by kiko — November 30, 2006 @ 10:42 pm

  58. #53 – yep.

    #58 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 30, 2006 @ 11:20 pm

  59. I agree with Aussiebel. Vagina’s are not that pretty at all at the best of times. I’ve seen some adult movies with skinny beautiful girls, and their vag’s don’t look anymore fantastic than Brit’s. ( Yes I’m a young chick, and yes I watch adult movies ocassionally with hubby)
    If anything I’ve seen some pretty nasty stubble jobs! Brit’s shaping up quite nicely…and trust me guys, she’s just had a baby, and mark my words, give her another six months and you’ll be asking her to “Hit me baby one more time!”

    hehe. What is a hot lookin set of lips anyway? Fill me in guys! Oops you know what I mean 😉

    #59 | Comment by chiklips — December 1, 2006 @ 5:31 am

  60. hehehe Smiley! Just reread your post -properly- am absolutely loving it! That’s hilarious

    #60 | Comment by chiklips — December 1, 2006 @ 5:34 am

  61. Oh come on guys! While I am not at all in awe over what I see on her, (I like my men anyway!) I also know that snapping pictures of anything without being ready first makes it all look like shit! I bet if she spread them and was ready for that pictre you would all be singing a different tune right now!

    On another note, I think it is disgusting that she was out in a skirt with no panties on. No offense to anyone who does it but I think that is slutty and trashy.

    #61 | Comment by RHRH — December 1, 2006 @ 9:24 am

  62. #57

    there ya go Smash. What more proof do you need?

    Would Angelbaby lie to us?

    #62 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — December 1, 2006 @ 9:35 am

  63. 53 – I said “YOU” can’t. She could. And maybe even some select other people could. ^_^

    #63 | Comment by smash — December 1, 2006 @ 12:15 pm

  64. Damn. I would of prefered this when she was 13 or somtin

    #64 | Comment by Jakal — December 1, 2006 @ 12:41 pm

  65. i think i could fit my whole body into that

    #65 | Comment by willafan — December 1, 2006 @ 12:49 pm

  66. Guys, these pics were on the spot. Make jokes, they are funny. But if you actually find Britney’s poon unattractive via these pics, you’ve got a lot more hair on your balls to grow. #61’s right, if Britney had that chance to prepare, her poon, it would look like any if not better than the ladies in Playboy, Penthouse, Perfect 10, etc. Of the pics shown, the one of her from behind gives “good face” to her poon and the fact her hiny is still in great shape(no cottage cheese action). Fantasy-wise, probably wouldn’t fwap too, reality-wise, hey that’s a vagina. One of many that exist in the world. Just be thankful Britney doesn’t sport a pubic g-string. NO WAY does that get the boys downstairs in a sperm churning mood.

    Now here’s a thought…..hehe….a sweaty, heavy breathing Rosie O’Donnell sportin’ a pubic g-string. Performing split aerobics on your pillow like a Brontosaurus in heat. Here poon sweat saturating the entire pillow case. Her musk permeating across your room. Glistening beads on her beaver dangle underneath your open mouth …..Now fwap to that image.

    #66 | Comment by Rob — December 3, 2006 @ 12:33 am

  67. Oh my word. Myabe she’s just sick of being seen as a sex object, and this is her ticket out. Time to prepare? If you were going out on the town with Miss Hilton, without your pants, for the first time in a long while, you’d well, AT LEAST WIPE YOUR ASS!

    #67 | Comment by Electrictroubadour — December 4, 2006 @ 9:13 am

  68. what the fuck!?
    its not a matter growing hair on your balls, its a matter if brittany wiping her ass! that shit is fucking raunch! she has a fat head, fat as in FAT fat not a large head.

    #68 | Comment by skarastamonjamondudelee — December 4, 2006 @ 1:33 pm

  69. I dunno. Looks just fine to me.

    I’ve never really been attracted to her. Britney is too dumb for my taste. However, I don’t see anything wrong in the pic. I guess being old enough to be married to someone that has been through pregnancy and has had a C-section helps.

    #69 | Comment by exelis — December 5, 2006 @ 3:11 pm

  70. …that’s a pretty normal looking muff to me. I think some guys have spent too much time looking at airbrushed puss in porno mags, or anorexic chicks with midget flaps….sorry to get personal here.

    I think it would’ve been a hotter shot had she had on some sexy, lace french knickers. I know I’d rather wear them than nothing…they feel sexier that’s for sure.

    #70 | Comment by chiklips — December 6, 2006 @ 3:49 am

  71. Umm… I would hit that shit raw dog and bail. Y’all act like this is the most destroyed cooter you’ve ever seen. Trust me, it gets a LOT worse than that, in fact I have to say hers looks rather tasty. Just me.

    #71 | Comment by Cinta — December 7, 2006 @ 11:59 pm

  72. Am I wrong or do I see a piece of toilet paper stuck to her hairy ass?

    #72 | Comment by LPpeddler — December 10, 2006 @ 4:22 pm

  73. with meat like that im gonna become a vegetarian

    #73 | Comment by robin — December 26, 2006 @ 11:15 am

  74. Yall are just hating cuz yall can’t get any pussy that’s why ya talk shit but owell don’t be a hater brit is looking good now aint gonna lie she had some bad times but check her out now she’s hotttttt!!!

    #74 | Comment by steph — January 6, 2009 @ 9:58 pm

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