UM, MY FACE IS UP HERE

With paparazzi tailing pop-culture beauties so closely, there are bound to be a few “wardrobe malfunctions,” but lately it seems every time a celebrity weblog is opened, a link to a picture of their exposed crotch opens too.

While the Paris Hilton’s and Britney Spears’ of the world get in and out of vehicles wearing tight skirts with no underwear, at times there is just enough “unmentionables” exposed so that a cameraman man can snap a shot and post it on the Internet for the world to see.

With that said, BetUS.com, the most largest and respected sportsbook on the web, posted odds on the next celebrity to have a “crotch shot” make the web.

Jessica Simpson -5/1
Paris Hilton – 3/1
Nicole Hilton – 10/1
Nicole Ritchie – 3/1
Lindsay Lohan – 5/1
Tara Reid – 2/1
Madonna – 20/1
Halle Berry – 50/1
Eva Longoria – 20/1
A Bush Twin – 4/1
Pink – 10/1
Angelina Jolie – 50/1
Janet Jackson – 2/1
Chelsea Clinton – 50/1

“They probably thought a crotch-shot would help their career after what Paris’ sex tape did for hers,” said Spokesman for BetUS.com, Reed Richards. “You would think they would be a little more tasteful. Some of these pictures did not help my opinions of their beauty.”

Additional sports and entertainment odds can be found at:

www.BetUS.com

12 thoughts on “UM, MY FACE IS UP HERE

  1. Am I first?

    #1 | Comment by Womo — December 5, 2006 @ 6:36 pm

  2. Mr. Fantastic works for BetUS.com?

    #2 | Comment by El Payo — December 5, 2006 @ 6:51 pm

  3. Don’t bet on Pink; as we’ve seen, she wears underwear when she goes out.

    As Wesley Snipes says, always bet on black… My money’s on Nicole.

    #3 | Comment by godard — December 5, 2006 @ 6:51 pm

  4. I’d go for Tara. Her career is buried and she needs the money. She could earn some cash for rent by betting on herself.

    #4 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — December 5, 2006 @ 6:55 pm

  5. Hah @ Chelsea

    #5 | Comment by Eric W. — December 5, 2006 @ 10:18 pm

  6. ^^^
    DO NOT WANT

    #6 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 6, 2006 @ 12:43 am

  7. I’m suprised the Olsen Twins weren’t listed too.

    #7 | Comment by The Goodly Dragon — December 6, 2006 @ 2:03 am

  8. MMM Halle Berry or Eva Longoria. Sadly both have too much class. This is a trend among the young, dumb, sluts of famedome

    #8 | Comment by smash — December 6, 2006 @ 6:36 am

  9. Justin forgot to put:

    AngelBaby: 4/1

    -Sweeeet, I’d pay for that shot!

    haha

    #9 | Comment by THOR — December 6, 2006 @ 9:15 am

  10. #9 – correction: 400/1

    #10 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 6, 2006 @ 11:19 am

  11. I guess Katie Cruise-Holmes is too far gone for this list?
    And forget about Angelina Jolie, she’s too busy off saving the world.

    #11 | Comment by Bahlink — December 6, 2006 @ 1:51 pm

  12. If they want to gain the popularity boost that Paris did then they need to stop pussy footing around.

    Bust out those damn DV Cams and find a horny guy or Girl,(Jessica I’m just throwing that out there.) and make with the “Accidentally” leaked Home videos.

    #12 | Comment by Phantom6 — December 6, 2006 @ 6:39 pm

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